Crystaldith's Bishonen Adventures!

By Crystal B. (Icy732)

- Hey All! Welcome to Crystaldith's version of the Bishonen Adventures (Bishonen Adventures was written by my friend Saturn Fighter)! Though facts prove that this version is not the correct one, it's still a pleasure to read. It will make you laugh, cry, and tremble in fear. Well, it will at least make ya laugh. Crystaldith, who writes this story in first-person, states that whenever you are not sure if it's all lies, ask yourself "Would Crystaldith lie?". So without further ado, here's the story!

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I woke up and grabbed my four Bishoballs from my dresser. I called out Tenchi from the Light Blue Bishoball and said "Let's get some breakfast." So I called him back, took my backpack with my supplies in it, and set off for Taco Bell. I got there, checked my watch, it said 7:35.

We ordered 15 tacos, stuffed 10 in my backpack and left. I ate 3 tacos on the way to the field where I train and gave two to Tenchi. The way I train is to train one of my Bishonen each day. Today was Tenchi's day. So was yesterday, and the day before... Well anyway, I trained for approximately 4 hours then went back home to my home.

I checked my backpack's stock of supplies like I do everyday. Everything was there, so I smiled and jumped in the lake. Some people think there is something wrong with my smile, at this point I grinned, but I don't think so. My Bishonen were all on the grass, so I called to them.

"Hey come on! Get in the water!" The four looked at me and then muttered to themselves something that sounded very much like "what a freak". I ignored it and pulled Tenchi to try to get him in. He tripped over his feet and fell into the lake.

I stepped out of the lake and dried my clothes. Then I picked up my backpack and went inside (the lake is in my backyard). I turned off the light and went to sleep.

Two days later, I was walking in the clearing by the stream when I saw a person sitting near a tree. I jumped out of a bush at her and freaked her out. I smiled; she looked shocked and stepped back, looking me over.

Just then I remembered it was time to jump in the lake. While I was wading around, she was still staring at me so I said "Hi I'm Crystaldith!" I eyed her Bishoballs and asked to battle. "Wait can I see your Bishonen first?" I added. She still looked skeptical, but let out her Bishonen, one by one. I observed all of them to see if she had any really good ones, till I got to Nash. He was standing there with his arms crossed, and I was wondering, Who would want him, I heard he was annoying. Sorta cute though. Then Serenade thought I was rubbing my cheek against his shoulder, but actually I was, um... feeling the fabric of his shirt.

That night I decided to go visit Nash again to check how powerful he was