Disclaimer:I own Nothing but the plot, the ideas for clothing, and the CD's (that I bought) that I got the songs from.
A/N: Here it is Chapter 2!! Hope you enjoy it!! Oh and if anyone knows who FarmeRBob is give them a good kick cause they confused me for someone else. Thanks to all you Who reviewed!!! You ROCK!
Chap.2 A Hogwarts Talent Show.
"Act two will be performed by, Hermione Granger, Ginny Weasley, Cho Chang, and everyone's favorite Transfiguration teacher, Minerva McGonagal. They will be performing a song from the muggle movie Moulin Rouge," Dumbledore told them. The music started as soon as Dumbledore finished.
Where's all my soul sisters!Let me hear y'all flow sisters! Professor McGonagal had walked onto the stage wearing nothing but a pair of nylons and a girdle. Nearly all the students either cringed at the sight or were to suprised to do anything. The other girls walked onto the stage wearing the same thing. None of the people in the hall cringed(hehe).Ron nearly ran up on the stage and smacked his sister but when he saw Hermione he decided that it wasn't a bad outfit at all(hehe again). Harry was gazing aptly at Hermione and Cho.
He met Marmalade down in ol' Moulin Rouge
Struttin' her stuff on the street
She said "Hello, Hey Joe you wanna give it a go?"
Ooohh Ooh oh Ginny sang she had a pretty good voice.
(Chorus)
Gitchy Gitchy ya ya dacta!
Gitchy Gitchy ya ya yeah!
Moca choca late(i, y??) yi ya
Creole Lady Marmalade!! Ginny sang her last note.
Voulez Vous Couchez Avec Moi ce Soir
Voulez Vous Couchez Avec Moi ce Soir
He sat in her boudvair while she freashened up
Boy drank all that Magnolia wine
Oh her black satin sheets
Sway dark and free yeah, Cho was singing that. They went through the chorus part while Cho was singing this time though. McGonagal walked forward and started,
We come through with the money in the garter bags
We let'em know we got that cake straight out the gate!
We independent women some mistake us for wh*res!
I'm sayin' why spend mine when I can spend yours?
Disagree? Well that's you and I'm sorry!
I'm gonna keep playin' these cats out like Atari
Wearin' high heeled shoes, gettin' love from the dudes four bad @$$ chics from the Moulin Rouge
Hey sister soul sisters better get that dough sisters!
We drink wine with the diamonds in the glass
By the case the meaning of expensive taste
Ya wanna Gitchy Gitchy ya yi
Moca choca lati(e,y??) what?
Creole Lady Marmalade! Everyone in the Great Hall had their mouths open and were staring at McGonagal. She could rap!!!!! No one would expect their strict Trans. teacher could rival Eminem(I HATE Eminem).
Marmalaaaaade
Marmalaaade
Marmalaade
Marmalaaade
Touch of her skin feelin' silky smooth
Colour of Cafe Ole(Ohlay)
Made the savage beast inside roar until he cried
More! More! More! Hermione sang out. All the guys in the Hall had to use every ounce of self control they had to keep them from running on stage and making a move on Hermione.
Now he's back home doin' 95(95)
Livin' the gray shadowed life
Oh but when when he goes to sleep memories creep
More! More! More!! They all sang that part. They went through thechorus one time when Prof. Sprout appeared on the stage.
Hermione Hermione sang a note.
Cho Cho sang a note.
Minerva McGonagal sang a bit.
Ginny You can guess what happened next. They continued the pattern of Sprout saying something then having people sing afterwards.
Creole Lady Marmalaaaaaaade oh yes sir!!! They rang out. They inclined their heads for a bow since they couldn't bow in those outfits. The eruption of applause was only a bit quieter than the one for Harry and Draco. Only because girls at Hogwarts were louder than boys. The girls walked back stage unlike Draco and Harry did. When they came out two seconds later they had T-shirts on over their costumes.
"Hi! What did ya think?" Hermione asked Harry and Ron. They were speechless.
"What? Were we that bad?" Hermione tried again.
"NO!!!!!! You!? Where?! How?! Where did you learn to sing like that?? You were great!!" Harry told her. Ron was still staring at her open mouthed. He was afraid that if he tried to say something what he was thinking would spill.
"That was great!!!!!" Ron risked. It was fine though. Hermione was about to ask them something when Dumbledore said,
"And act three"
A/N: Cliffy!! I want you to decide who should go next: Ron, Dean, and Seamus or Snape. I've decide it's not only a Hogwarts talent show it is a HP character talent show cause last night I came up with some Ideas(HaHa I'm still laughing at them!!). Thanks again to all you who reviewed. The french in Lady Marmalade is spelled right in this story cause my Dad took french and he told me how to spell it. I'm not sure on the gitchy gitchy crap but The Voulez stuff is spelled right! If you have ideas please send them to me. The song I used last chapter was Celebrity by N*SYNC if y'all didn't know. All the words were the real ones. I only believe in Censoring not changing words. Okay I've rambled on long enough!! Go vote in your review!!! Be gone!!
A/N: Here it is Chapter 2!! Hope you enjoy it!! Oh and if anyone knows who FarmeRBob is give them a good kick cause they confused me for someone else. Thanks to all you Who reviewed!!! You ROCK!
Chap.2 A Hogwarts Talent Show.
"Act two will be performed by, Hermione Granger, Ginny Weasley, Cho Chang, and everyone's favorite Transfiguration teacher, Minerva McGonagal. They will be performing a song from the muggle movie Moulin Rouge," Dumbledore told them. The music started as soon as Dumbledore finished.
Where's all my soul sisters!Let me hear y'all flow sisters! Professor McGonagal had walked onto the stage wearing nothing but a pair of nylons and a girdle. Nearly all the students either cringed at the sight or were to suprised to do anything. The other girls walked onto the stage wearing the same thing. None of the people in the hall cringed(hehe).Ron nearly ran up on the stage and smacked his sister but when he saw Hermione he decided that it wasn't a bad outfit at all(hehe again). Harry was gazing aptly at Hermione and Cho.
He met Marmalade down in ol' Moulin Rouge
Struttin' her stuff on the street
She said "Hello, Hey Joe you wanna give it a go?"
Ooohh Ooh oh Ginny sang she had a pretty good voice.
(Chorus)
Gitchy Gitchy ya ya dacta!
Gitchy Gitchy ya ya yeah!
Moca choca late(i, y??) yi ya
Creole Lady Marmalade!! Ginny sang her last note.
Voulez Vous Couchez Avec Moi ce Soir
Voulez Vous Couchez Avec Moi ce Soir
He sat in her boudvair while she freashened up
Boy drank all that Magnolia wine
Oh her black satin sheets
Sway dark and free yeah, Cho was singing that. They went through the chorus part while Cho was singing this time though. McGonagal walked forward and started,
We come through with the money in the garter bags
We let'em know we got that cake straight out the gate!
We independent women some mistake us for wh*res!
I'm sayin' why spend mine when I can spend yours?
Disagree? Well that's you and I'm sorry!
I'm gonna keep playin' these cats out like Atari
Wearin' high heeled shoes, gettin' love from the dudes four bad @$$ chics from the Moulin Rouge
Hey sister soul sisters better get that dough sisters!
We drink wine with the diamonds in the glass
By the case the meaning of expensive taste
Ya wanna Gitchy Gitchy ya yi
Moca choca lati(e,y??) what?
Creole Lady Marmalade! Everyone in the Great Hall had their mouths open and were staring at McGonagal. She could rap!!!!! No one would expect their strict Trans. teacher could rival Eminem(I HATE Eminem).
Marmalaaaaade
Marmalaaade
Marmalaade
Marmalaaade
Touch of her skin feelin' silky smooth
Colour of Cafe Ole(Ohlay)
Made the savage beast inside roar until he cried
More! More! More! Hermione sang out. All the guys in the Hall had to use every ounce of self control they had to keep them from running on stage and making a move on Hermione.
Now he's back home doin' 95(95)
Livin' the gray shadowed life
Oh but when when he goes to sleep memories creep
More! More! More!! They all sang that part. They went through thechorus one time when Prof. Sprout appeared on the stage.
Hermione Hermione sang a note.
Cho Cho sang a note.
Minerva McGonagal sang a bit.
Ginny You can guess what happened next. They continued the pattern of Sprout saying something then having people sing afterwards.
Creole Lady Marmalaaaaaaade oh yes sir!!! They rang out. They inclined their heads for a bow since they couldn't bow in those outfits. The eruption of applause was only a bit quieter than the one for Harry and Draco. Only because girls at Hogwarts were louder than boys. The girls walked back stage unlike Draco and Harry did. When they came out two seconds later they had T-shirts on over their costumes.
"Hi! What did ya think?" Hermione asked Harry and Ron. They were speechless.
"What? Were we that bad?" Hermione tried again.
"NO!!!!!! You!? Where?! How?! Where did you learn to sing like that?? You were great!!" Harry told her. Ron was still staring at her open mouthed. He was afraid that if he tried to say something what he was thinking would spill.
"That was great!!!!!" Ron risked. It was fine though. Hermione was about to ask them something when Dumbledore said,
"And act three"
A/N: Cliffy!! I want you to decide who should go next: Ron, Dean, and Seamus or Snape. I've decide it's not only a Hogwarts talent show it is a HP character talent show cause last night I came up with some Ideas(HaHa I'm still laughing at them!!). Thanks again to all you who reviewed. The french in Lady Marmalade is spelled right in this story cause my Dad took french and he told me how to spell it. I'm not sure on the gitchy gitchy crap but The Voulez stuff is spelled right! If you have ideas please send them to me. The song I used last chapter was Celebrity by N*SYNC if y'all didn't know. All the words were the real ones. I only believe in Censoring not changing words. Okay I've rambled on long enough!! Go vote in your review!!! Be gone!!