Disclaimer: Okay everyone knows that nothing belongs to me. I ain't gettin' paid for this either cause it's NOT mine!! I used a line from a story that is also on ff.net called: A true story about seven people.

A/N: I know I said that you peeps could decide who went next but I got an idea that is pretty funny. So hope you enjoy this limited edition performance of this song.

A Hogwarts Talent Show: Chap. 3

"Act three will be a song by the muggle artist Britney Spears. The person performing would like to keep their idenety a secret for now," Dumbledore told the people in the Great Hall. The music started,

Yeah yeah yeah
Yeah yeah yeah
Yeah yeah yeah, the person on stage sang. They had on a red leather one piece suit on. They had a blonde, off center, wig with pigtails on.

I think I did it again
I made you believe we're more
than just friends.
Oh baby
It might seem like a crush
But it doesn't mean that I'm serious
'Cause to lose all
my senses
That is just so typically me
Oh baby, baby.

The singer had a rather terrible voice(couldn't hold a match to Harry and Draco). The wig was quickly slipping of their head. Draco saw a bit of hair sticking out of the wig, wait, that hair was familiar. That hair belonged to none other than-
"SNAPE!!! Harry, it's Snape!!! Snape is singing Britney Spears!! In a leather suit, wonder-bra and a wig!!!" Ron yelled. Harry had never seen Ron laugh so hard. Hermione stared, their greasy haired, hooked nosed, and biased potions teacher was singing Britney Spears. Harry had the same reaction as Ron.

(Chorus)
Oops!...I did it again
I played with your heart,
got lost in the game
Oh baby, baby
Oops!...You think
I'm in love
That I'm sent from above
I'm not that innocent

Draco looked around to see who else had realized it was Snape. He saw Harry and Ron laughing their heads off, Hermione and Ginny were staring at Snape with equal amounts of disbelief, and all the Professors (Snape hadn't told them either) shaking with silent laughter. Draco himself was to shocked to do anything(and he thought he was crazy to sing with Harry).

You see my problem is this
I'm dreaming away
Wishing that heroes, they
Truly exist
I cry, watching the days
Don't you see I'm a fool in so
many ways
But to lose all my senses
That is just so typically me
Baby, oh

"Erm, is that girl, uh, bulging, where she shouldn't be?" Fred whispered to George as Snape sang the chorus.
"Dude, that can't be a girl!" George said as the wig Snape had on fell to the floor,"HOLY!!!! It's SNAPE!!!" They both burst out laughing.

Yeah yeah yeah
Yeah yeah yeah
Yeah yeah yeah
Yeah yeah yeah
(Music break)

Oops!... I did it again to
your heart
Got lost in this game
oh Baby
Oops!..you think that I'm sent
from above
I'm not that innocent

Snape launched into the chorus. The fourth and final time he sang it the students finished it.

I'm not that-

"TALENTED" all the students yelled. Some of the Professors joined in too. Snape waited for applause but none came.

"Fine!!" He shouted,"A Thousand points from every house other than Slytherin!!" He screamed as he ran around the stage maniacly(we all knew he'd go over the edge one day). Everyone was still staring at Snape.

"Alrighty then. The next act will be" Dumbledore said to break the silence.

A/N: So did ya like it?The next act will be posted tommorow or maybe later today. I can hardly type anymore cause my bach hurts from slaving away at the keyboard*mutters "not" under breath". Please be off and review. Next chapter spoilers: Either containing a hottie's mother, father, or father's master*Who could that be? asks self sarcastically* Thanks!! Bye!

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