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A/N: Hey sorry I haven't posted in a loooooooooong time. On with the fic!
A Hogwarts Talent Show: Chap. 4
"Act four will be a song from the muggle movie Moulin Rouge. Again. This performance will be by Narcissa Malfoy?" Dumbledore said with a quizzical look on his face."How did she get here?" he asked Prof. McGonagal. McGonagal shrugged. "Oh well," He shook his head. The music began.
The french are glad to die-for love, Narcissa had come onto the stage wearing something that looked like it belonged to Barbie. It was cool though. A long white dress with diamonds all over it, a fur scarf, and four inch heels which were covered in diamonds too.
A kiss on the hand may be quite continental
But diamonds are a girls best friend
A kiss may be grand but it won't pay the rental
On your humble flat or help you feed your uuhh pussy cat
Men grow cold as girls grow old
And we all lose our charms in the end.
But square cut or pear shape these rocks don't lose their shape
Diamonds are a girls best friend, Narcissa had a nice voice. Her scarf had fallen off, exposing the straps of her dress- there were none. Draco was appaled with his mother but he was even more appaled with Crabbe and Goyle who were staring at his mom with that weird look on their face's.
"That's my mum you fools!" Draco said as he smacked them across the face. If Draco was going to smack every guy who was staring at his mom like that then his hand was going to be sore. He contented himself with smacking every Slytherin guy who looked like that. There was a bit of a music break in which Narcissa danced a bit(it was mostly shimmiing).
Cause we are living in a Material World
And I am a Material Girl
There was another short music break in which the gap was filled by the sound of tap shoes. Narcissa had started to tap dance. She wasn't that bad(she was no Rockette, mind you).
There may come a time when a lass needs a laywer
But diamonds are a girls best friend
There may come a time when a hard core employer thinks you're awful nice
But get that ice or else no dice
He's your guy when stocks are high
But beware when they start to descend
Into the music a different beat was added, a more hip/cool/bumpin' beat. Narcissa had done some sort of twist downward at this last line.
Diamonds are a girls best
Diamonds are a girls best
Diamonds are a girls best
At this there was what seemed to be a music break but to the 6th years and up it wasn't. A projection had come to there mind, there were some rather *undescribable* sounds and a picture of a bedroom door. When the sounds ended out of that door came out a Lucius Malfoy as no one had ever seen him; he looked unraveled and not at all dignified. After him followed Narcissa looking prim and neat as she smoothed her skirt.
What the flip was that about? Harry thought to himself. If Draco had been embarresed before it was nothing to what he was feeling now. Utter and complete humiliation just about summed it up.
"That was quite disturbing," Ron said as he shook his hesd.
"What was?" Ginny asked, she not being in 6th year hadn't seen the mental movie thing.
"Nothin', Gin," Ron replied. Ginny started to pout.
Cause that's when thouse louses go back to their spouses
Diamonds are a girls best........
Friend, Narcissa held every word in the last line, except for are, for a extended amount of time. The song was finally over and Narcissa took a bow. As she did Draco sat in stupor to his mother's act of random insaness.
"It's allright. Your mother has a lot of guts, to show up at her 16-year-old son's school and sing like that. I'm Jade Maridin by the way, you probably don't know me," a girl had come from behind Draco and started to talk to him. She was a rather pretty girl; short, pixie cut, black hair, extremely tall for her age at 5'11, and peculiar green eyes with brown flecks in them. She stuck her hand out to him to shake. He took it.
"Draco Malfoy, but you probably knew that," he said assuming she knew(duh, she knew Narcissa was his mother).
"Okay, now that act 4 has finished, on with act 5. It will be-" Albus Dumbledore started, but he was interupted by the door to the Great Hall being thrown open by a figure in a jet black cloak.
A/N: HAHA!! Cliffy!! Don't you just love them. I've decided to turn this into an actual fic, with a plot*gasp*! What it's going to be, I don't know yet. I mention Jade Maridin in my review but who reads reviews(unless they're the author)? I am severly sorry to keep you waiting, I started this ch. before I went to camp in July which lasted a week which was followed by vacation. When I got back from vacation ff.net was jacked up so I found a different fanfic place then checked ff.net (three months later) so now I'm back. I am doing a thanks section now.
Thank you to all you wonderful reviewers, listed here: Sailor V Light, summer thyme. Artemis Wind (love the name, deary), Mist, Resisting Arrest, Harmony McKellin, Siri Kat, Patricia, Beth Warloi, Ankhesenpaaten, Alex, Katie(who now that I remember is me actually), Proffesor Sinistra, Gracie Miller, Mara, darkangelgirl, . , Fuuzaki, britt, Sailor Kawaii, mil, Bete Noire(sorry I can't do the carrot sign thing over the e.), Becky,Yessima, Star shine Insane, me, Avadiz (did I copy that right?), Mirror of Erised~, Dementia,AliEnChiCk, tempest, peggy, vernal equinox, Silly Rabbit Trix R 4 Kidz, LOLO, Sarah, Comet, Dru, Haruko Blue, Stunned, Evita Potter, Katherine, Angel of Ice, Molly Hail, Mali, Alisha, QT pie 69, Ni, Mulan, Perminator( Sorry nver heard of the band let alone the song, I'm not really into hard rock, cept for Pink Floyd, Lifehouse and Black Sabbath), Nash L.T.M. Potter. Terra Incognita aka Alexis Malfoy, *~*Dracoz Chick~*~,Lily*Potter, Shana Potter, Miss Rebel, sweetanglegirl, and clara 2000.
I would like to know who the hell FarmeRBob is so if he would like to e-mail me with his cowardly self he can!
See y'all!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
A/N: Hey sorry I haven't posted in a loooooooooong time. On with the fic!
A Hogwarts Talent Show: Chap. 4
"Act four will be a song from the muggle movie Moulin Rouge. Again. This performance will be by Narcissa Malfoy?" Dumbledore said with a quizzical look on his face."How did she get here?" he asked Prof. McGonagal. McGonagal shrugged. "Oh well," He shook his head. The music began.
The french are glad to die-for love, Narcissa had come onto the stage wearing something that looked like it belonged to Barbie. It was cool though. A long white dress with diamonds all over it, a fur scarf, and four inch heels which were covered in diamonds too.
A kiss on the hand may be quite continental
But diamonds are a girls best friend
A kiss may be grand but it won't pay the rental
On your humble flat or help you feed your uuhh pussy cat
Men grow cold as girls grow old
And we all lose our charms in the end.
But square cut or pear shape these rocks don't lose their shape
Diamonds are a girls best friend, Narcissa had a nice voice. Her scarf had fallen off, exposing the straps of her dress- there were none. Draco was appaled with his mother but he was even more appaled with Crabbe and Goyle who were staring at his mom with that weird look on their face's.
"That's my mum you fools!" Draco said as he smacked them across the face. If Draco was going to smack every guy who was staring at his mom like that then his hand was going to be sore. He contented himself with smacking every Slytherin guy who looked like that. There was a bit of a music break in which Narcissa danced a bit(it was mostly shimmiing).
Cause we are living in a Material World
And I am a Material Girl
There was another short music break in which the gap was filled by the sound of tap shoes. Narcissa had started to tap dance. She wasn't that bad(she was no Rockette, mind you).
There may come a time when a lass needs a laywer
But diamonds are a girls best friend
There may come a time when a hard core employer thinks you're awful nice
But get that ice or else no dice
He's your guy when stocks are high
But beware when they start to descend
Into the music a different beat was added, a more hip/cool/bumpin' beat. Narcissa had done some sort of twist downward at this last line.
Diamonds are a girls best
Diamonds are a girls best
Diamonds are a girls best
At this there was what seemed to be a music break but to the 6th years and up it wasn't. A projection had come to there mind, there were some rather *undescribable* sounds and a picture of a bedroom door. When the sounds ended out of that door came out a Lucius Malfoy as no one had ever seen him; he looked unraveled and not at all dignified. After him followed Narcissa looking prim and neat as she smoothed her skirt.
What the flip was that about? Harry thought to himself. If Draco had been embarresed before it was nothing to what he was feeling now. Utter and complete humiliation just about summed it up.
"That was quite disturbing," Ron said as he shook his hesd.
"What was?" Ginny asked, she not being in 6th year hadn't seen the mental movie thing.
"Nothin', Gin," Ron replied. Ginny started to pout.
Cause that's when thouse louses go back to their spouses
Diamonds are a girls best........
Friend, Narcissa held every word in the last line, except for are, for a extended amount of time. The song was finally over and Narcissa took a bow. As she did Draco sat in stupor to his mother's act of random insaness.
"It's allright. Your mother has a lot of guts, to show up at her 16-year-old son's school and sing like that. I'm Jade Maridin by the way, you probably don't know me," a girl had come from behind Draco and started to talk to him. She was a rather pretty girl; short, pixie cut, black hair, extremely tall for her age at 5'11, and peculiar green eyes with brown flecks in them. She stuck her hand out to him to shake. He took it.
"Draco Malfoy, but you probably knew that," he said assuming she knew(duh, she knew Narcissa was his mother).
"Okay, now that act 4 has finished, on with act 5. It will be-" Albus Dumbledore started, but he was interupted by the door to the Great Hall being thrown open by a figure in a jet black cloak.
A/N: HAHA!! Cliffy!! Don't you just love them. I've decided to turn this into an actual fic, with a plot*gasp*! What it's going to be, I don't know yet. I mention Jade Maridin in my review but who reads reviews(unless they're the author)? I am severly sorry to keep you waiting, I started this ch. before I went to camp in July which lasted a week which was followed by vacation. When I got back from vacation ff.net was jacked up so I found a different fanfic place then checked ff.net (three months later) so now I'm back. I am doing a thanks section now.
Thank you to all you wonderful reviewers, listed here: Sailor V Light, summer thyme. Artemis Wind (love the name, deary), Mist, Resisting Arrest, Harmony McKellin, Siri Kat, Patricia, Beth Warloi, Ankhesenpaaten, Alex, Katie(who now that I remember is me actually), Proffesor Sinistra, Gracie Miller, Mara, darkangelgirl, . , Fuuzaki, britt, Sailor Kawaii, mil, Bete Noire(sorry I can't do the carrot sign thing over the e.), Becky,Yessima, Star shine Insane, me, Avadiz (did I copy that right?), Mirror of Erised~, Dementia,AliEnChiCk, tempest, peggy, vernal equinox, Silly Rabbit Trix R 4 Kidz, LOLO, Sarah, Comet, Dru, Haruko Blue, Stunned, Evita Potter, Katherine, Angel of Ice, Molly Hail, Mali, Alisha, QT pie 69, Ni, Mulan, Perminator( Sorry nver heard of the band let alone the song, I'm not really into hard rock, cept for Pink Floyd, Lifehouse and Black Sabbath), Nash L.T.M. Potter. Terra Incognita aka Alexis Malfoy, *~*Dracoz Chick~*~,Lily*Potter, Shana Potter, Miss Rebel, sweetanglegirl, and clara 2000.
I would like to know who the hell FarmeRBob is so if he would like to e-mail me with his cowardly self he can!
See y'all!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!