Disclaimer: This verse same as the first-I don't own anything accept for Jade Maridin and a copy of all the songs I have used and will be using.
A/N: Thank you for reading this story. Longer note at bottom.
A Hogwarts Talent Show
A blow horn sounded then music started.
"Ooh Hey, Yeah," the cloaked person sang as the door slammed shut,
"Hush just stop,
there's nothing you can
do or say, Baby"
Hermione stared at the cloaked figure who had now thrown the cloak off to reveal an exetremly ugly blonde girl with a black mid drift shirt and black hip huggers on. It had to be a guy because of the lack of hips.
"What is with the Britney Spears' impersonaters today?" she asked no one particular as Harry clutched his head and gasped in pain.
"Oh great! You-Know-Who is the one singing!! That's worse than Snape!!" Ron cried exasperatedly. It was indeed Voldemort singing Stronger, you could tell because of the red eyes and slit nostrils.
"Voldie?!!??" Narcissa cried out from the stairs off stage. The music paused for a second as Voldemort said
"Cissa?? Where is Lucius?? I didn't expect to see you here!!" He smirked (which is probably the closest thing to a smile Lord V. can manage). Narcissa shrugged.
"I've had enough,
I'm not your property,
as from today, Baby" he went back to singing. He continued to walk toward the stage. "You might think that I won't make it on my own but now I'm......."
People all around the hall were falling off their chairs laughing. Three or four people were afraid since it was Voldemort but he had on a blonde wig and hip huggers so it's not that frightening. Draco woul have loved to have had a camera so he could show his father a picture of his 'all powerful' master in a push-up bra and a mid drift.
Chorus:
"Stronger than yesterday
Now it's nothing
but my way
My loneliness ain't killing
me no more
I'm stronger"
"Dear Lord help me," Dumbledore gasped as he banged his fist onto the ground after another fit of laughter. The only person not laughing up lung was Harry because of the pain his scar was causing him. Many people were afraid of giving themeselves a heart attack they were laughing so hard.
"Than I ever thought that I
could be, Baby
I used to go with the flow"
"No he didn't. He always did stupid stuff by himself," Dumbledore pointed out when he could breathe.
"Didn't really care 'bout me
You might think that I can't
take it but you're wrong
'cause now I'm......"
And then he launched into the chorus two times. He surveyed the scene around him. He was suprised to see everyone rolling on the ground in hysterical laughter. He had never made anyone laugh with humor, only with malice(Lucius laughs with me a lot, he thought) If he was in a bad mood he might have realized now was the perfect time to murder Harry but he was feeling generous.
"Come on, now
Oh yeah
Here I go, on my own
I don't need nobody,
better off alone
Here I go, on my own now
I don't need nobody
not anybody
Here I go (here I go repeat twice getting quieter) alright (reapeat twice getting quieter)here I go (repeat twice getting louder)"
Voldemort launched into the chorus again imediately. He felt the adranaline rush of the coming applaus as he rushed through the rest of the song so fast he slurred a few words. When he sang the last note he waited with baited breath. He only heard laughter, no applaus. He couldn't believe it! No applaus for him, Lord Voldemort?!! It was an outrage. He stared at the crowd in the Great Hall for a moment expecting them to start clapping soon. They never did.
The only person who saw him leave was the boy he had tried to kill at least 5 times, Harry Potter. Harry saw a tear glisten on his cheek as he ran from the hall. That was when Harry started to laugh.
Once everyone had finished laughing (it was quite some time) Dumbledore sat at the Staff Table again and spoke.
"That was er, interesting. As I was saying before Voldemort arrived the next act will be-"
A/N:I hope you liked this chapter. Sorry if you didn't. I will write more the next time I'm sick so bye!! I must go listen to Micheal Jackson now. "Don't Stop 'Til You Get Enough" *dances away and sings*
A/N: Thank you for reading this story. Longer note at bottom.
A Hogwarts Talent Show
A blow horn sounded then music started.
"Ooh Hey, Yeah," the cloaked person sang as the door slammed shut,
"Hush just stop,
there's nothing you can
do or say, Baby"
Hermione stared at the cloaked figure who had now thrown the cloak off to reveal an exetremly ugly blonde girl with a black mid drift shirt and black hip huggers on. It had to be a guy because of the lack of hips.
"What is with the Britney Spears' impersonaters today?" she asked no one particular as Harry clutched his head and gasped in pain.
"Oh great! You-Know-Who is the one singing!! That's worse than Snape!!" Ron cried exasperatedly. It was indeed Voldemort singing Stronger, you could tell because of the red eyes and slit nostrils.
"Voldie?!!??" Narcissa cried out from the stairs off stage. The music paused for a second as Voldemort said
"Cissa?? Where is Lucius?? I didn't expect to see you here!!" He smirked (which is probably the closest thing to a smile Lord V. can manage). Narcissa shrugged.
"I've had enough,
I'm not your property,
as from today, Baby" he went back to singing. He continued to walk toward the stage. "You might think that I won't make it on my own but now I'm......."
People all around the hall were falling off their chairs laughing. Three or four people were afraid since it was Voldemort but he had on a blonde wig and hip huggers so it's not that frightening. Draco woul have loved to have had a camera so he could show his father a picture of his 'all powerful' master in a push-up bra and a mid drift.
Chorus:
"Stronger than yesterday
Now it's nothing
but my way
My loneliness ain't killing
me no more
I'm stronger"
"Dear Lord help me," Dumbledore gasped as he banged his fist onto the ground after another fit of laughter. The only person not laughing up lung was Harry because of the pain his scar was causing him. Many people were afraid of giving themeselves a heart attack they were laughing so hard.
"Than I ever thought that I
could be, Baby
I used to go with the flow"
"No he didn't. He always did stupid stuff by himself," Dumbledore pointed out when he could breathe.
"Didn't really care 'bout me
You might think that I can't
take it but you're wrong
'cause now I'm......"
And then he launched into the chorus two times. He surveyed the scene around him. He was suprised to see everyone rolling on the ground in hysterical laughter. He had never made anyone laugh with humor, only with malice(Lucius laughs with me a lot, he thought) If he was in a bad mood he might have realized now was the perfect time to murder Harry but he was feeling generous.
"Come on, now
Oh yeah
Here I go, on my own
I don't need nobody,
better off alone
Here I go, on my own now
I don't need nobody
not anybody
Here I go (here I go repeat twice getting quieter) alright (reapeat twice getting quieter)here I go (repeat twice getting louder)"
Voldemort launched into the chorus again imediately. He felt the adranaline rush of the coming applaus as he rushed through the rest of the song so fast he slurred a few words. When he sang the last note he waited with baited breath. He only heard laughter, no applaus. He couldn't believe it! No applaus for him, Lord Voldemort?!! It was an outrage. He stared at the crowd in the Great Hall for a moment expecting them to start clapping soon. They never did.
The only person who saw him leave was the boy he had tried to kill at least 5 times, Harry Potter. Harry saw a tear glisten on his cheek as he ran from the hall. That was when Harry started to laugh.
Once everyone had finished laughing (it was quite some time) Dumbledore sat at the Staff Table again and spoke.
"That was er, interesting. As I was saying before Voldemort arrived the next act will be-"
A/N:I hope you liked this chapter. Sorry if you didn't. I will write more the next time I'm sick so bye!! I must go listen to Micheal Jackson now. "Don't Stop 'Til You Get Enough" *dances away and sings*