The audience enters the theater with their arms filled with popcorn and
other yummy goodies. Including skittles. The theater lights fade down and
previews magically appear on the big big screen.
The following previews have been rated S. For Sway content and super cool effects.
Announcer guy: One man.
Man: Hello
One cart.
Bad guy: You will sell your cart to me so I build a Mexi Burger!
Arnold Swarzenagger is.
Arnold: The tortillas are mine!!
Announcer: Little Tortilla Boy
Announcer: Action
Arnold: GET DOWN!
Announcer: Double Action
Arnold: GET DOWN AGAIN!!
Announcer: In theaters soon.
Announcer: He was an average hardworking reporter covering a story downtown.
Downtown Chicago is shown.
Announcer: But then it got bad.
Explosions, car wrecks, kitties crying, and a baby's candy was stolen causing its mommy to freak out.
Announcer: And then it got worse.
Stuff gets worse.
Announcer: Charles Bronson stars in.
We see Charles Bronson holding a guy over the side of the John Hancock building
Charles B: Happy New Year Mr. Jones *drops "Mr. Jones"*
Announcer: Happy New Year Mr. Jones. In theaters this next Monday.
"Let's all go to the lobby! Let's all go to the lobby! Let's all go to the lobby! And have ourselves a snack! And have ourselves a snack! And.."
A boot is thrown at the screen by an unnamed person *cough* Tuffy *cough*
And now for our feature presentation:
"Party Night" is played while titles appear on the screen.
Hold me baby odorouyo Sunday
1.1 "Party Night"
Touch me baby kibun wa Holiday
By: Keena, Tuffy, and Chuckles
IYA na koto zenbu wasurechaou
Disclaimer: Even though Keena and Chuckles have recently gotten jobs, they are still very poor. They spent most of their money on candy, autographed pictures of Kirby Morrow, and on anime & wrestling DVDs.
hitoban nemutte mezametara happy girl
In other words: We don't own anything but the stuff that other people don't own. Cuz if we did that would be stealing.
Yume no tochyuu de deau fushigi
This is a sequel to our story "Mall Madness!!". It takes place during Relena Peacecrap's party.
Akumu o tabeteru BAKUtachi mo good friends
*More titles appear on the screen*
Itsumonaraba oshyaberi moshinai
Staring: Keena, Tuffy, Chuckles
2 Kiyoukutsu na hito youkina RIZUMU de henshin
2.1.1.1 The Gundam boys, and those chicks
2.1.1.2
2.1.2 Hold me baby UKIUKI lady
Produced by Carolyn Hardy
2.1.3 SUTORESU wa tamenaide Touch me baby KIRAKIRA body
2.1.4
Directed by Takashi Masato
RIFURESSHU shiyou Hold me baby odorouyo Sunday
Music found by Raquel Maxwell
kokoro ni mo eiyou Touch me baby kibun wa Holiday hoshizora no MERODII
Snacks provided by Keena and Tuffy's mommy.
Duo: Wow, that was a long opening. I guess they were eating left over candy canes again. *Sigh* This party is a bummer dude.
Heero: Hell yeah it is!
Quatre: Shhh! Heero you shouldn't be so inconsiderate to our hostess.
Heero: Why the *&$% not?!?!
Duo: Calm down Heero. I'm sure they'll come and make everything better soon. I hope.
The rest of the Gundam boys nodded in agreement.
Duo: Too bad Wufei didn't come. We could have spiked his drink and watch him yell at walls and chairs. I wonder what he's doing right now.
*At Quatre's mansion where everyone's favorite chauvinistic pig is staying*
Who wears short shorts?
*Wufei slides in wearing only his underwear*
Wufei: I wear short shorts!!
Giggles are heard from near Wufei.
Chuckles: Who wear's whitey tighties ?
Tuffy: Wufei wear whitey tighties
Wufei: How'd you get here?
Tuffy: This is our mansion.
Wufei: No, it not! It's Quatre's.
Chuckles: It's ours!!
Wufei: *about to give a smart comment but sees Tuffy's hand near his mallet* It's yours.
Tuffy: Let's go find Keena and play. Come one Wu Wu.
*In Keena's playroom*
Chuckles: KEENA!!
Tuffy: I can yell louder than that! *yells much louder* KEEEEEEEEEEEENNNNNNNNNNAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!
Chuckles: Wow. You're good at yelling.
Tuffy: Keena taught me everything I know. Now come Wu Wu.
Wufei: Shimatta! O'm not Wu Wu!
Chuckles: Keena. Are you here? We've brought you something to blow up.
Keena: EYE BEAM! *a laser eye beam comes from the corner where Keena is hidden and fries Wu Wu*
Tuffy: *sigh* We need something that we'll make Keena her normal crazy self.
Tuffy & Chuckles: MAGICAL FAIRY WATER! Debacle
Chuckles: Keena we've got some magic fairy water for you.
Keena: EYE BEAM! *eye beam fries Wu Wu*
Chuckles: It's not gonna work.
Tuffy: Does Keena want some candy?
Keena: EYE BEAM!! *sends eye beam in Tuffy's direction, but luckily Chuckles throws Wufei in front of Tuffy*
Chuckles: We brought you fruit punch.
Tuffy: And grapes.
Keena: *comes out of corner closet* I like grapes.
Tuffy: That's a good Keena. Here blow up Wu Wu.
Keena: EYE BEAM! *blows up Wu Wu*
Wu Wu: HEY! That hurts! Oh.. Keena it's you. Damn onna.
*~*At the Party*~*
Relena: Hello Heero. Are you have a good time? Don't you like my dress? I couldn't wear m crown because my head had this really big bump on it. Funny thing is that I don't remember how I got it..
*before Heero had the chance to kill himself he remembered that Duo and Quatre took all of his weapons*
Heero: *thinks* Why oh why did I let them take my guns. I could really use a self detonator right now. *grins at the thought of taking Relena with him* Heh heh. Then I'd be a REAL Heero! *but then stops realizing that Relena would probably follow him around in the after life and then shudders at that thought of eternal torment*
*~*Other side of the room*~*
Quatre: Duo, Heero looks like he's going to kill Relena.
Duo: So? I say let the man go with the instinct.
Trowa: ... (Here! Here!)
Quatre: You two are terrible. You shouldn't be thinking such cruel thoughts.
Duo: Hey, it could be worse. Keena, Tuffy and Chuckles could be here. They'd kill Relena and then feed her body parts to hungry hyenas. Then kill the hyenas and feed them to lions. Then they'd...
Quatre: I get it. I get it.
Duo: So you see it could be worse.
Trowa: . (Yeah, but it would be fun to watch)
Duo: True Dat True Dat.
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Keena: LOOK!! I did it! I finished part 1 of this! *jumps with joy*
Chuckles: You let her have the Magical Fairy Water again didn't you?
Tuffy: Don't look at me. It was Mr. Leprachaun.
*Keena does cartwheels and backflips*
Chuckles: I didn't know she could do gymnastics.
Tuffy: Apparently.
Keena, Chuckles, & Tuffy: HAPPY NEW YEAR!!
Keena: And a Happy Monaday Night Football!!
Tuffy: *smacks Keena* Baka!
Keena: I am not a kappa(frog)!
Chuckles: That's it Keena go to your room!
Tuffy: Thanks for reading! Please review! Or I'll sick The Keena on you!!
The following previews have been rated S. For Sway content and super cool effects.
Announcer guy: One man.
Man: Hello
One cart.
Bad guy: You will sell your cart to me so I build a Mexi Burger!
Arnold Swarzenagger is.
Arnold: The tortillas are mine!!
Announcer: Little Tortilla Boy
Announcer: Action
Arnold: GET DOWN!
Announcer: Double Action
Arnold: GET DOWN AGAIN!!
Announcer: In theaters soon.
Announcer: He was an average hardworking reporter covering a story downtown.
Downtown Chicago is shown.
Announcer: But then it got bad.
Explosions, car wrecks, kitties crying, and a baby's candy was stolen causing its mommy to freak out.
Announcer: And then it got worse.
Stuff gets worse.
Announcer: Charles Bronson stars in.
We see Charles Bronson holding a guy over the side of the John Hancock building
Charles B: Happy New Year Mr. Jones *drops "Mr. Jones"*
Announcer: Happy New Year Mr. Jones. In theaters this next Monday.
"Let's all go to the lobby! Let's all go to the lobby! Let's all go to the lobby! And have ourselves a snack! And have ourselves a snack! And.."
A boot is thrown at the screen by an unnamed person *cough* Tuffy *cough*
And now for our feature presentation:
"Party Night" is played while titles appear on the screen.
Hold me baby odorouyo Sunday
1.1 "Party Night"
Touch me baby kibun wa Holiday
By: Keena, Tuffy, and Chuckles
IYA na koto zenbu wasurechaou
Disclaimer: Even though Keena and Chuckles have recently gotten jobs, they are still very poor. They spent most of their money on candy, autographed pictures of Kirby Morrow, and on anime & wrestling DVDs.
hitoban nemutte mezametara happy girl
In other words: We don't own anything but the stuff that other people don't own. Cuz if we did that would be stealing.
Yume no tochyuu de deau fushigi
This is a sequel to our story "Mall Madness!!". It takes place during Relena Peacecrap's party.
Akumu o tabeteru BAKUtachi mo good friends
*More titles appear on the screen*
Itsumonaraba oshyaberi moshinai
Staring: Keena, Tuffy, Chuckles
2 Kiyoukutsu na hito youkina RIZUMU de henshin
2.1.1.1 The Gundam boys, and those chicks
2.1.1.2
2.1.2 Hold me baby UKIUKI lady
Produced by Carolyn Hardy
2.1.3 SUTORESU wa tamenaide Touch me baby KIRAKIRA body
2.1.4
Directed by Takashi Masato
RIFURESSHU shiyou Hold me baby odorouyo Sunday
Music found by Raquel Maxwell
kokoro ni mo eiyou Touch me baby kibun wa Holiday hoshizora no MERODII
Snacks provided by Keena and Tuffy's mommy.
Duo: Wow, that was a long opening. I guess they were eating left over candy canes again. *Sigh* This party is a bummer dude.
Heero: Hell yeah it is!
Quatre: Shhh! Heero you shouldn't be so inconsiderate to our hostess.
Heero: Why the *&$% not?!?!
Duo: Calm down Heero. I'm sure they'll come and make everything better soon. I hope.
The rest of the Gundam boys nodded in agreement.
Duo: Too bad Wufei didn't come. We could have spiked his drink and watch him yell at walls and chairs. I wonder what he's doing right now.
*At Quatre's mansion where everyone's favorite chauvinistic pig is staying*
Who wears short shorts?
*Wufei slides in wearing only his underwear*
Wufei: I wear short shorts!!
Giggles are heard from near Wufei.
Chuckles: Who wear's whitey tighties ?
Tuffy: Wufei wear whitey tighties
Wufei: How'd you get here?
Tuffy: This is our mansion.
Wufei: No, it not! It's Quatre's.
Chuckles: It's ours!!
Wufei: *about to give a smart comment but sees Tuffy's hand near his mallet* It's yours.
Tuffy: Let's go find Keena and play. Come one Wu Wu.
*In Keena's playroom*
Chuckles: KEENA!!
Tuffy: I can yell louder than that! *yells much louder* KEEEEEEEEEEEENNNNNNNNNNAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!
Chuckles: Wow. You're good at yelling.
Tuffy: Keena taught me everything I know. Now come Wu Wu.
Wufei: Shimatta! O'm not Wu Wu!
Chuckles: Keena. Are you here? We've brought you something to blow up.
Keena: EYE BEAM! *a laser eye beam comes from the corner where Keena is hidden and fries Wu Wu*
Tuffy: *sigh* We need something that we'll make Keena her normal crazy self.
Tuffy & Chuckles: MAGICAL FAIRY WATER! Debacle
Chuckles: Keena we've got some magic fairy water for you.
Keena: EYE BEAM! *eye beam fries Wu Wu*
Chuckles: It's not gonna work.
Tuffy: Does Keena want some candy?
Keena: EYE BEAM!! *sends eye beam in Tuffy's direction, but luckily Chuckles throws Wufei in front of Tuffy*
Chuckles: We brought you fruit punch.
Tuffy: And grapes.
Keena: *comes out of corner closet* I like grapes.
Tuffy: That's a good Keena. Here blow up Wu Wu.
Keena: EYE BEAM! *blows up Wu Wu*
Wu Wu: HEY! That hurts! Oh.. Keena it's you. Damn onna.
*~*At the Party*~*
Relena: Hello Heero. Are you have a good time? Don't you like my dress? I couldn't wear m crown because my head had this really big bump on it. Funny thing is that I don't remember how I got it..
*before Heero had the chance to kill himself he remembered that Duo and Quatre took all of his weapons*
Heero: *thinks* Why oh why did I let them take my guns. I could really use a self detonator right now. *grins at the thought of taking Relena with him* Heh heh. Then I'd be a REAL Heero! *but then stops realizing that Relena would probably follow him around in the after life and then shudders at that thought of eternal torment*
*~*Other side of the room*~*
Quatre: Duo, Heero looks like he's going to kill Relena.
Duo: So? I say let the man go with the instinct.
Trowa: ... (Here! Here!)
Quatre: You two are terrible. You shouldn't be thinking such cruel thoughts.
Duo: Hey, it could be worse. Keena, Tuffy and Chuckles could be here. They'd kill Relena and then feed her body parts to hungry hyenas. Then kill the hyenas and feed them to lions. Then they'd...
Quatre: I get it. I get it.
Duo: So you see it could be worse.
Trowa: . (Yeah, but it would be fun to watch)
Duo: True Dat True Dat.
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Keena: LOOK!! I did it! I finished part 1 of this! *jumps with joy*
Chuckles: You let her have the Magical Fairy Water again didn't you?
Tuffy: Don't look at me. It was Mr. Leprachaun.
*Keena does cartwheels and backflips*
Chuckles: I didn't know she could do gymnastics.
Tuffy: Apparently.
Keena, Chuckles, & Tuffy: HAPPY NEW YEAR!!
Keena: And a Happy Monaday Night Football!!
Tuffy: *smacks Keena* Baka!
Keena: I am not a kappa(frog)!
Chuckles: That's it Keena go to your room!
Tuffy: Thanks for reading! Please review! Or I'll sick The Keena on you!!