Party Night!! Part 2
The Mischievous Adventures Continue
Written by: Keena, Chuckles, and Tuffy
Disclaimer: Keena is a goddess of Media Production and all the high school boys wanna score with her! Tuffy is the God of the MALLET!!
Tuffy: The God of Death is BACK FROM HELL!!!
Chuckles: Baka! That's Duo-sama's line!
Tuffy: Gomen!
Chuckles: Yeah whatever. Just don't make the same mistake later on in the fic!
Disclaimer (cont.): Chuckles is a demi-god of cart girls from Jewel finer foods
Chuckles: ahem!
Keena: Sorry! Cart "PERSONS" from Jewel finer foods. Happy now?
Chuckles: Very.
Disclaimer (cont. even more): They own a lot, but they don't own Gundam Wing or its characters. But then if you'd hadn't been skimming over the disclaimers when you are reading this, then you would already know that. Read on young readers! Read on!
And it continues……
Tuffy: I'm bored.
Chuckles: Me too…
Keena: I am also bored.
Tuffy: Wu Wu, are you bored?
Wu Wu: Shimatta! I told you not to call me "Wu Wu"!!
Tuffy: I the Mallet God I can call you whatever I want! And if you disagree then I shall have to poundth you butteth to the groundth.
Wu Wu: I'll be good, but could you at least take off these ropes?
Keena: Hey, it could be worse. We could've taken all your clothes and made you wear nothing but duct tape and then rip off the duct tape veeerrrrryyyyyy sssssssssllllllllooooooooowwwwwwwllllllyyyyyyy.
Tuffy: *points to Chuckles* No Chuckles! *Chuckles looks sad*
Wu Wu: NO!!!
Chuckles: Wu Wu seems cranky. I think he needs a make over!
*~*~*~* At "The Party"*~*~*~*
Relena: My names Relena. Look at me. Blah blah blah
(Keena's note: This is how she really sounds. Don't yell at me!!)
Heero: **Thinks** If only I had my gun. I'd shoot right between the eyes. No, I'd shoot off her mouth. Yeah. That's it. Shut her up. Maybe I should get Catherine over here so she can practice throwing knives at Relena while she's blind folded.
As Relena continued to babble on about some foreign policies that now really gave a poopy about, Duo thinks up a plan to save Heero while sitting in a rather comfy winged back chair.
Duo: Think Think THINK!!! Wow… This chair is really comfy… Mmmm comfy chair. But no! I must think of a way to save Heero from the evil Relena.
**As Duo thinks of a way to save Heero, a girl wearing a rather sluttish outfit. No it's not Keena!**
Duo: **turns head and does a wolf whistle** Whooo! Forget Heero. Hello baby!! **He proceeds to chase after the poor girl**
*~*~*MEANWHILE!!*~*~*
Chuckles: Good thing Keena's Aunty Susie made us this delicious chocolate cake!
Keena: Correction! Chocotastic cake.
Chuckles: Would you like some Wu WU?
Wu Wu: **mumbles** yes please….
Tuffy: Mmmmm. Yummy chocolate cake! **Starts to sing and dance** I can dance if I want to! I can eat my yummy chocotastic cake!!
Keena: Eat Wu Wu! EAT! You're nothing but skin and bones! **Shoves the cake in Wu Wu's mouth**
Chuckles: Tee hee (Yes Chuckles actually SAYS "Tee hee" She's weird) Wu Wu looks funny! Let's make him look pretty!!
All three authors: FURE!!!
And so Keena, Tuffy, and Chuckles (in no particular order) took Wu Wu to Keena's mystical closet and played dress the Wu Wu.
*~*~* BACK AT THE PARTY*~*~*
Duo has recently spiked the punch with Keena's Magic Water causing Hildeto become a little too friendly with the coat rack.
Hilde: Oh my darling! I love you so! **Is hanging onto the coat racks… ummm arm? **
Coat rack: ……
Hilde: Shall we dance?
Coat rack: …… **dances with the coat rack as best she can**
Hilde: Oh my love! You dance so divinely!
**Hilde and Mr. Coat Rack danced around the room in an elegant fashion**
Quatre: What's wrong with Hilde?
Trowa: ……….. (Poor Mr. Coat Rack. I thought she was dating Duo)
Quatre: Yeah. Me too. Maybe they had a fight.
**We then see Duo laughing on the ground as he held onto his sides, but from Quatre and Trowa's perspective it looked like in was crying in pain**
Quatre: Poor Duo. He's so strong!
*~*~* CLOSET TIME!!*~*~*
Chuckles: I think he's a winter. **Holds up a gray wool dress**
Keena: Nah. He's a summer. **Holds up a orange and purple flowered tankini**
Tuffy: You're both wrong! He's a summer! Aren't you Wu Wu?
Wu Wu: Shimatta! I wanna go home!!
Keena: SHADDAP!!!
Tuffy: Hey that's my line.
Keena: Yeah, but he was annoying me and I couldn't help it. Besides. I think I've found the perfect outfit!
Chuckles: REALLY??
Keena: Yep. This!! **Holds out a big poofy pink neon pink dress**
Tuffy: That's just what the Tuffy ordered!!
Chuckles: But what shall we do with his hair?
Keena & Tuffy: TEASE IT!!!
**Suddenly Zechs pops outta nowhere**
Zechs: I the Colonies best hairdresser shall help!! **Chuckles glomps him and then begins to drool and fawn over Zechs as Keena & Tuffy giggle**
Chuckles: ZECHS!! I LUVS YOU SOOOOOOOOOOOO MUCH!! YOU HAVE THE PRETTIEST HAIR!! WILL YOU MARRY ME!!
**Keena & Tuffy giggle even more**
Chuckles: What's so funny?
Keena: **talks in-between fits of the giggles** His **giggle** name **giggle** His name sounds like **giggle** it sounds like **starts to giggle uncontrollable and falls on the floor**
Tuffy: She trying to say that his name sounds kinda naughty **and follows Keena into a giggle tantrum**
Zechs: That may be true, but I DO have magnificent hair.
Keena: **gets up off the floor and stops giggling** So how can you help us Z?
Zechs: Before I became an OZ soldier I had over 900 hours of beauty school. I was only 300 hours away from graduation and becoming a certified beautician.
Tuffy: Cool. Then you can help us with Wufei here.
Zechs: I certainly can. I'll turn this toad into a beautiful young woman.
Wu Wu: BUT I'm NOT A DAMN ONNA! I'm a man!
Keena: No you're not. You are woman here you roar!
Chuckles: **lets go of Zechs** NO SINGING!!
*~*~*~* THE FREAKIN' PARTY!*~*~*~*
**We see Hilde is still dancing with Mr. Coat Rack as Duo watches and laughs. Meanwhile Heero has escaped from Relena's evil clutches and is trying to find a place to hide**
Heero: Quatre! Trowa! Ya gotta hide me! She wants me to do the Macarena with her!!
Quatre: I LOVE THAT DANCE!!
Heero: I don't have time for this! She's gonna make me rumba with her!
Trowa: …….. (I've got a plan!)
TBC
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What's Trowa's plan? Why does Quatre love the Macarena? What kind of eyeliner will they use on Wufei? Is he really a summer? Who stole my shoes? Was it you Steve? Damn You!!
These questions won't be answered in the next episode of Party Night!! "Why?" You ask? Because I'll probably forget all about them and write about candy.
Keena's Note: This was dedicated to Bulbasuar. We will always love you and we know you're kickin' ass up in that big Pokecenter in the sky! And you'll always be with us. Even Chuckles here.
The Mischievous Adventures Continue
Written by: Keena, Chuckles, and Tuffy
Disclaimer: Keena is a goddess of Media Production and all the high school boys wanna score with her! Tuffy is the God of the MALLET!!
Tuffy: The God of Death is BACK FROM HELL!!!
Chuckles: Baka! That's Duo-sama's line!
Tuffy: Gomen!
Chuckles: Yeah whatever. Just don't make the same mistake later on in the fic!
Disclaimer (cont.): Chuckles is a demi-god of cart girls from Jewel finer foods
Chuckles: ahem!
Keena: Sorry! Cart "PERSONS" from Jewel finer foods. Happy now?
Chuckles: Very.
Disclaimer (cont. even more): They own a lot, but they don't own Gundam Wing or its characters. But then if you'd hadn't been skimming over the disclaimers when you are reading this, then you would already know that. Read on young readers! Read on!
And it continues……
Tuffy: I'm bored.
Chuckles: Me too…
Keena: I am also bored.
Tuffy: Wu Wu, are you bored?
Wu Wu: Shimatta! I told you not to call me "Wu Wu"!!
Tuffy: I the Mallet God I can call you whatever I want! And if you disagree then I shall have to poundth you butteth to the groundth.
Wu Wu: I'll be good, but could you at least take off these ropes?
Keena: Hey, it could be worse. We could've taken all your clothes and made you wear nothing but duct tape and then rip off the duct tape veeerrrrryyyyyy sssssssssllllllllooooooooowwwwwwwllllllyyyyyyy.
Tuffy: *points to Chuckles* No Chuckles! *Chuckles looks sad*
Wu Wu: NO!!!
Chuckles: Wu Wu seems cranky. I think he needs a make over!
*~*~*~* At "The Party"*~*~*~*
Relena: My names Relena. Look at me. Blah blah blah
(Keena's note: This is how she really sounds. Don't yell at me!!)
Heero: **Thinks** If only I had my gun. I'd shoot right between the eyes. No, I'd shoot off her mouth. Yeah. That's it. Shut her up. Maybe I should get Catherine over here so she can practice throwing knives at Relena while she's blind folded.
As Relena continued to babble on about some foreign policies that now really gave a poopy about, Duo thinks up a plan to save Heero while sitting in a rather comfy winged back chair.
Duo: Think Think THINK!!! Wow… This chair is really comfy… Mmmm comfy chair. But no! I must think of a way to save Heero from the evil Relena.
**As Duo thinks of a way to save Heero, a girl wearing a rather sluttish outfit. No it's not Keena!**
Duo: **turns head and does a wolf whistle** Whooo! Forget Heero. Hello baby!! **He proceeds to chase after the poor girl**
*~*~*MEANWHILE!!*~*~*
Chuckles: Good thing Keena's Aunty Susie made us this delicious chocolate cake!
Keena: Correction! Chocotastic cake.
Chuckles: Would you like some Wu WU?
Wu Wu: **mumbles** yes please….
Tuffy: Mmmmm. Yummy chocolate cake! **Starts to sing and dance** I can dance if I want to! I can eat my yummy chocotastic cake!!
Keena: Eat Wu Wu! EAT! You're nothing but skin and bones! **Shoves the cake in Wu Wu's mouth**
Chuckles: Tee hee (Yes Chuckles actually SAYS "Tee hee" She's weird) Wu Wu looks funny! Let's make him look pretty!!
All three authors: FURE!!!
And so Keena, Tuffy, and Chuckles (in no particular order) took Wu Wu to Keena's mystical closet and played dress the Wu Wu.
*~*~* BACK AT THE PARTY*~*~*
Duo has recently spiked the punch with Keena's Magic Water causing Hildeto become a little too friendly with the coat rack.
Hilde: Oh my darling! I love you so! **Is hanging onto the coat racks… ummm arm? **
Coat rack: ……
Hilde: Shall we dance?
Coat rack: …… **dances with the coat rack as best she can**
Hilde: Oh my love! You dance so divinely!
**Hilde and Mr. Coat Rack danced around the room in an elegant fashion**
Quatre: What's wrong with Hilde?
Trowa: ……….. (Poor Mr. Coat Rack. I thought she was dating Duo)
Quatre: Yeah. Me too. Maybe they had a fight.
**We then see Duo laughing on the ground as he held onto his sides, but from Quatre and Trowa's perspective it looked like in was crying in pain**
Quatre: Poor Duo. He's so strong!
*~*~* CLOSET TIME!!*~*~*
Chuckles: I think he's a winter. **Holds up a gray wool dress**
Keena: Nah. He's a summer. **Holds up a orange and purple flowered tankini**
Tuffy: You're both wrong! He's a summer! Aren't you Wu Wu?
Wu Wu: Shimatta! I wanna go home!!
Keena: SHADDAP!!!
Tuffy: Hey that's my line.
Keena: Yeah, but he was annoying me and I couldn't help it. Besides. I think I've found the perfect outfit!
Chuckles: REALLY??
Keena: Yep. This!! **Holds out a big poofy pink neon pink dress**
Tuffy: That's just what the Tuffy ordered!!
Chuckles: But what shall we do with his hair?
Keena & Tuffy: TEASE IT!!!
**Suddenly Zechs pops outta nowhere**
Zechs: I the Colonies best hairdresser shall help!! **Chuckles glomps him and then begins to drool and fawn over Zechs as Keena & Tuffy giggle**
Chuckles: ZECHS!! I LUVS YOU SOOOOOOOOOOOO MUCH!! YOU HAVE THE PRETTIEST HAIR!! WILL YOU MARRY ME!!
**Keena & Tuffy giggle even more**
Chuckles: What's so funny?
Keena: **talks in-between fits of the giggles** His **giggle** name **giggle** His name sounds like **giggle** it sounds like **starts to giggle uncontrollable and falls on the floor**
Tuffy: She trying to say that his name sounds kinda naughty **and follows Keena into a giggle tantrum**
Zechs: That may be true, but I DO have magnificent hair.
Keena: **gets up off the floor and stops giggling** So how can you help us Z?
Zechs: Before I became an OZ soldier I had over 900 hours of beauty school. I was only 300 hours away from graduation and becoming a certified beautician.
Tuffy: Cool. Then you can help us with Wufei here.
Zechs: I certainly can. I'll turn this toad into a beautiful young woman.
Wu Wu: BUT I'm NOT A DAMN ONNA! I'm a man!
Keena: No you're not. You are woman here you roar!
Chuckles: **lets go of Zechs** NO SINGING!!
*~*~*~* THE FREAKIN' PARTY!*~*~*~*
**We see Hilde is still dancing with Mr. Coat Rack as Duo watches and laughs. Meanwhile Heero has escaped from Relena's evil clutches and is trying to find a place to hide**
Heero: Quatre! Trowa! Ya gotta hide me! She wants me to do the Macarena with her!!
Quatre: I LOVE THAT DANCE!!
Heero: I don't have time for this! She's gonna make me rumba with her!
Trowa: …….. (I've got a plan!)
TBC
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What's Trowa's plan? Why does Quatre love the Macarena? What kind of eyeliner will they use on Wufei? Is he really a summer? Who stole my shoes? Was it you Steve? Damn You!!
These questions won't be answered in the next episode of Party Night!! "Why?" You ask? Because I'll probably forget all about them and write about candy.
Keena's Note: This was dedicated to Bulbasuar. We will always love you and we know you're kickin' ass up in that big Pokecenter in the sky! And you'll always be with us. Even Chuckles here.