Party Night Chapter 3
By: Keena, and the rest! Ha ha ha! Keena is evil today!!!
Keena, Tuffy, and Chuckles do not own GW or anything else for that matter. Chuckles traded all of our stuff for some non-magical beans.
Keena: Okay this is dedicated to **takes out tiny crumpled up piece of paper** Winston aka Patch cuz he's our biggest fan! We luvs ya!! And that is why he shall be making a special appearance in this chapter.
Patch: On with the show!!
Keena: We're done!
Zechs: I've done another masterpiece!
Chuckles: Wu Wu you look pretty!!
Tuffy: POOPY!!
Patch: I want candy.
Keena: I think it's time that our little debutant make his first appearance.
*~*~*~*PARTY*~*~*~*
Duo is still laughing on the ground at Hilde and her dance partner, Mr. Coat Rack. While Heero, Trowa, and Quatre are plotting in the corner. Meanwhile Relena is "DANCING ALL ALONE SINGIN DUM DI DUM!"
Chuckles: NO SINGING!!
And there is some other stuff going on that I don't feel like describing.
Heero: **whispers** so this is what we're going to do **whispers even quieter**
Trowa: ………. (Sweeeeett)
Quatre: I LOVE IT!!
Duo: Hmmm… what's Heero and them plotting over there? It looks evil. Oh well. I should go find Keena and friends.
All of a sudden the lights go out and Duo is heard screeching at the top of his lungs
Duo: EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEKKKKKKKKKKKK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
There is a flash of light and we hear someone cackling near by. Then there is a bone-chilling gust of wind and the lights turn back on. We see three people standing in the middle of the dance floor.
Keena: It's Party time!!
Tuffy: Looks like this box social is getting a lacking luster.
Chuckles: It's time too liven this place up!
**Tuffy changes into a baby blue ruffled tuxedo**
Tuffy: Ladies and Gentlemen boys and girl children of all ages! The All Powerful Authors proudly presents the world's newest debutant. All the way from the L5 Colony orbiting earth! PRINCESS WU WU!!!!!
A spotlight lightens up the top of a long staircase and we see Princess Wu Wu aka Chang Wufei being escorted by Patch. However, Princess Wu Wu is being very naughty and refuses to walk elegantly down the staircase. So Patch being the ever so gallant gentleman, pushes Princess Wu Wu down the staircase and then slides down the banister.
Patch: WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE *takes a deep breath* EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!
Keena: Ya gotta love his enthusiasm!
Chuckles: Hn!
Relena: You are ruining my party!! How dare you! This is for royalty only!! I hate you!
Keena: (to Tuffy) Ya think we should tell her?
Relena: Tell me what?
Chuckles: I think so!
Patch: Me too!!
Tuffy: So it's agreed?
Keena, Chuckles, and Patch: HAI!!!
Keena: Relena, we thought you'd learn by now…
Chuckles: But considering how you've BARELY been in our fic…
Tuffy: We can understand.
Keena, Tuffy, Chuckles, and Patch: HOWEVER!!
Patch: Such insolence will not be permitted!!
Tuffy: That's my line…. *sniff*
A Gigantic room wide sweat drop as we see Princess Wu Wu trying to rip of his dress (Don't worry. Keena duct taped it to him so it won't come off. No more of Wu Wu's underpants…. Underpants…. That's a funny word!)
Relena: I don't know what that word means, but I want you out of my party! NOW!!!
Tuffy: But you don't understand. You can't tell us what to do!
Chuckles: You're not the boss of me!!
Keena: You have no power over Keena!!!
Patch: I WANT A BURRITO!!!!!!!
Relena: …….
Patch: AYE YAE YAE!! Ella no comprendé!
Tuffy: Stop that! * bonks Patch on the head with his mighty meat mallet* Now, back to what we were saying.
Keena: Cuz we… *does pose from her early Sailor Scout days of yore*
Chuckles: Are… *does a crappy pose with a cart and some grocery bags*
Tuffy: The… *does Kawaii Tuffy pose*
……………
……………..
……………………… *crickets are heard chirping in the background*
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Keena, Tuffy, and Chuckles: *does various poses in the a funky style*
ALL POWERFUL AUTHORS!!
Relena: And I care why?
Keena: Tuffy?
Tuffy: Yes Keena?
Keena: Make Chuckles take a memo!
Tuffy: Chuckles?
Chuckles: Yea?
Tuffy: *he says while holding his mighty meat mallet above his head* Take a memo!!
Chuckles: Hhn. *takes a memo*
Keena: We the APA do declare that Ms. Relena Peacecraft, former queen of the universe, is here by removed of all her titles and money.
Relena: BUT!!
Keena: *evil death glare and Relena shuts up* She is here by sentenced to be Princess Wu Wu's escort.
As Chuckles is writing this memo down PWW (Princess Wu Wu) appears next to Relena and her clothes magically change into that of a princely suitor (Oh come on! You've seen this crappy outfit! It is soooooooo hideous!!!).
Keena: And I, head writer and typer chick, do decree that we shall boogie down and put a little life into this box social!!!
Everyone but PWW, Relena, Mr. Coat Rack, and Hilde: HURRAY!!!!
Keena: I quit! No one freaking reviews my stuff! ARG!!! New policy! Thankies Dramaqueenbee14! NO REVIEWS=NO STORY!!
Ok. I go now…. If no one is reading this…… Hmmmm….. I LOVE YOU *****!!!!!!!! Ahh!! Damn sensors bleeped it out!
Preview of next chap: Keena finds a temp replacement. She needs a break!
By: Keena, and the rest! Ha ha ha! Keena is evil today!!!
Keena, Tuffy, and Chuckles do not own GW or anything else for that matter. Chuckles traded all of our stuff for some non-magical beans.
Keena: Okay this is dedicated to **takes out tiny crumpled up piece of paper** Winston aka Patch cuz he's our biggest fan! We luvs ya!! And that is why he shall be making a special appearance in this chapter.
Patch: On with the show!!
Keena: We're done!
Zechs: I've done another masterpiece!
Chuckles: Wu Wu you look pretty!!
Tuffy: POOPY!!
Patch: I want candy.
Keena: I think it's time that our little debutant make his first appearance.
*~*~*~*PARTY*~*~*~*
Duo is still laughing on the ground at Hilde and her dance partner, Mr. Coat Rack. While Heero, Trowa, and Quatre are plotting in the corner. Meanwhile Relena is "DANCING ALL ALONE SINGIN DUM DI DUM!"
Chuckles: NO SINGING!!
And there is some other stuff going on that I don't feel like describing.
Heero: **whispers** so this is what we're going to do **whispers even quieter**
Trowa: ………. (Sweeeeett)
Quatre: I LOVE IT!!
Duo: Hmmm… what's Heero and them plotting over there? It looks evil. Oh well. I should go find Keena and friends.
All of a sudden the lights go out and Duo is heard screeching at the top of his lungs
Duo: EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEKKKKKKKKKKKK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
There is a flash of light and we hear someone cackling near by. Then there is a bone-chilling gust of wind and the lights turn back on. We see three people standing in the middle of the dance floor.
Keena: It's Party time!!
Tuffy: Looks like this box social is getting a lacking luster.
Chuckles: It's time too liven this place up!
**Tuffy changes into a baby blue ruffled tuxedo**
Tuffy: Ladies and Gentlemen boys and girl children of all ages! The All Powerful Authors proudly presents the world's newest debutant. All the way from the L5 Colony orbiting earth! PRINCESS WU WU!!!!!
A spotlight lightens up the top of a long staircase and we see Princess Wu Wu aka Chang Wufei being escorted by Patch. However, Princess Wu Wu is being very naughty and refuses to walk elegantly down the staircase. So Patch being the ever so gallant gentleman, pushes Princess Wu Wu down the staircase and then slides down the banister.
Patch: WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE *takes a deep breath* EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!
Keena: Ya gotta love his enthusiasm!
Chuckles: Hn!
Relena: You are ruining my party!! How dare you! This is for royalty only!! I hate you!
Keena: (to Tuffy) Ya think we should tell her?
Relena: Tell me what?
Chuckles: I think so!
Patch: Me too!!
Tuffy: So it's agreed?
Keena, Chuckles, and Patch: HAI!!!
Keena: Relena, we thought you'd learn by now…
Chuckles: But considering how you've BARELY been in our fic…
Tuffy: We can understand.
Keena, Tuffy, Chuckles, and Patch: HOWEVER!!
Patch: Such insolence will not be permitted!!
Tuffy: That's my line…. *sniff*
A Gigantic room wide sweat drop as we see Princess Wu Wu trying to rip of his dress (Don't worry. Keena duct taped it to him so it won't come off. No more of Wu Wu's underpants…. Underpants…. That's a funny word!)
Relena: I don't know what that word means, but I want you out of my party! NOW!!!
Tuffy: But you don't understand. You can't tell us what to do!
Chuckles: You're not the boss of me!!
Keena: You have no power over Keena!!!
Patch: I WANT A BURRITO!!!!!!!
Relena: …….
Patch: AYE YAE YAE!! Ella no comprendé!
Tuffy: Stop that! * bonks Patch on the head with his mighty meat mallet* Now, back to what we were saying.
Keena: Cuz we… *does pose from her early Sailor Scout days of yore*
Chuckles: Are… *does a crappy pose with a cart and some grocery bags*
Tuffy: The… *does Kawaii Tuffy pose*
……………
……………..
……………………… *crickets are heard chirping in the background*
………………………………
Keena, Tuffy, and Chuckles: *does various poses in the a funky style*
ALL POWERFUL AUTHORS!!
Relena: And I care why?
Keena: Tuffy?
Tuffy: Yes Keena?
Keena: Make Chuckles take a memo!
Tuffy: Chuckles?
Chuckles: Yea?
Tuffy: *he says while holding his mighty meat mallet above his head* Take a memo!!
Chuckles: Hhn. *takes a memo*
Keena: We the APA do declare that Ms. Relena Peacecraft, former queen of the universe, is here by removed of all her titles and money.
Relena: BUT!!
Keena: *evil death glare and Relena shuts up* She is here by sentenced to be Princess Wu Wu's escort.
As Chuckles is writing this memo down PWW (Princess Wu Wu) appears next to Relena and her clothes magically change into that of a princely suitor (Oh come on! You've seen this crappy outfit! It is soooooooo hideous!!!).
Keena: And I, head writer and typer chick, do decree that we shall boogie down and put a little life into this box social!!!
Everyone but PWW, Relena, Mr. Coat Rack, and Hilde: HURRAY!!!!
Keena: I quit! No one freaking reviews my stuff! ARG!!! New policy! Thankies Dramaqueenbee14! NO REVIEWS=NO STORY!!
Ok. I go now…. If no one is reading this…… Hmmmm….. I LOVE YOU *****!!!!!!!! Ahh!! Damn sensors bleeped it out!
Preview of next chap: Keena finds a temp replacement. She needs a break!