Left, Right
By: Aaliyah-Charity
A/N: Here's the last chapter! Oh yeah, I first got the idea when watching Histeria, the episode where Lewis and Clarke were going to the Pacific Ocean. My friend Erika says I should do a teenybopper version, but I'm trying to finish my other stories yet to post, so that'll be in the future. I CAN'T BELIEVE I'LL BE DONE WITH THIS STORY! Oh, this is a special moment for me. My first story on ff.net is finally done! I hope you enjoyed this story and will like the other ones too. See ya!
Disclaimer: I don't own Dragon Ball Z.
Chapter 5: Right is wrong and Left is right
So here we are, on the water.
Uncle Piccolo and Granddaddy Vegeta made me push the pan, (Uncle Piccolo forgot the oar) even when I said, "But you're supposed to be the responsible adults here!" But they made me push it, with them relaxing, and Grandpa Gohan floating behind, taping us.
But that was when we were in the clear part of the river.
When we got to the part where there was trees, I was lucky enough to be short, and not be hit by the branches. Uncle Piccolo and Granddaddy Vegeta weren't so fortunate. But Grandpa Gohan was! He flew above the branches with his SONY camera.
"Ow, ow, ow, OWWWW!!!!" screamed my Granddaddy Vegeta and Uncle Piccolo.
Grandpa Gohan was the only one having any fun, with his camera, thinking, 'Aw, man, now I can black-mail! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!"
I was too busy with the pan.
Up ahead were two waterways.
What I didn't know, was that the right one led to a waterfall, and the left one went towards home, so I asked, "Which way do we go?"
Uncle Piccolo answered, "Left."
"So I asked, "Left?"
Uncle Piccolo: Right.
Aaliyah-Charity: Right? Oh, okay, right.
Uncle Piccolo: No, left.
Aaliyah-Charity: Left?
Uncle Piccolo: Right!
Aaliyah-Charity: O-kay. Right.
Uncle Piccolo: NO! NO! RIGHT IS WRONG! LEFT! LEFT! RIGHT'S WRONG!
Aaliyah-Charity: Oh, make up your mind! Oh, I'm so confused!
But it was too late. The rock that seperated left from right, we passed it. Uncle Piccolo and Granddaddy Vegeta screamed, "AALIYAH-CHARITY! LEFT! AALIYAH-CHARITY! LEFT! AALIYAH-CHARITY! LEFT!"
"No, I didn't, I'm right here," I replied. Still they screamed, "AALIYAH-CHARITY LEFT!"
But it was too late. The boat went down. Grandpa Gohan caught me, but at the moment Granddaddy Vegeta and Uncle Piccolo kinds forgot they knew how to fly. So in the water they were dropped.
When Grandpa Gohan lowered us down, Uncle Piccolo and Granddaddy came out and I said, "OH! You meant, 'Right, go left!' I get it now!" And then I hit them both and they fell back in the water again.
Uncle Piccolo said, "You truly are Goku's great-granddaughter, and that's not a compliment." I just shrugged and said, "Well, I don't even know who 'Goku' is, so I wouldn't know. Who is he, Grandpa Gohan?" He told me he would tell me later, though.
And so after my Daddy stopped laughing hystericially, he paid them $88.88, with the proof of Grandpa Gohan's tape. But still to this day, they think the deserved a whole lot more.
By: Aaliyah-Charity
A/N: Here's the last chapter! Oh yeah, I first got the idea when watching Histeria, the episode where Lewis and Clarke were going to the Pacific Ocean. My friend Erika says I should do a teenybopper version, but I'm trying to finish my other stories yet to post, so that'll be in the future. I CAN'T BELIEVE I'LL BE DONE WITH THIS STORY! Oh, this is a special moment for me. My first story on ff.net is finally done! I hope you enjoyed this story and will like the other ones too. See ya!
Disclaimer: I don't own Dragon Ball Z.
Chapter 5: Right is wrong and Left is right
So here we are, on the water.
Uncle Piccolo and Granddaddy Vegeta made me push the pan, (Uncle Piccolo forgot the oar) even when I said, "But you're supposed to be the responsible adults here!" But they made me push it, with them relaxing, and Grandpa Gohan floating behind, taping us.
But that was when we were in the clear part of the river.
When we got to the part where there was trees, I was lucky enough to be short, and not be hit by the branches. Uncle Piccolo and Granddaddy Vegeta weren't so fortunate. But Grandpa Gohan was! He flew above the branches with his SONY camera.
"Ow, ow, ow, OWWWW!!!!" screamed my Granddaddy Vegeta and Uncle Piccolo.
Grandpa Gohan was the only one having any fun, with his camera, thinking, 'Aw, man, now I can black-mail! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!"
I was too busy with the pan.
Up ahead were two waterways.
What I didn't know, was that the right one led to a waterfall, and the left one went towards home, so I asked, "Which way do we go?"
Uncle Piccolo answered, "Left."
"So I asked, "Left?"
Uncle Piccolo: Right.
Aaliyah-Charity: Right? Oh, okay, right.
Uncle Piccolo: No, left.
Aaliyah-Charity: Left?
Uncle Piccolo: Right!
Aaliyah-Charity: O-kay. Right.
Uncle Piccolo: NO! NO! RIGHT IS WRONG! LEFT! LEFT! RIGHT'S WRONG!
Aaliyah-Charity: Oh, make up your mind! Oh, I'm so confused!
But it was too late. The rock that seperated left from right, we passed it. Uncle Piccolo and Granddaddy Vegeta screamed, "AALIYAH-CHARITY! LEFT! AALIYAH-CHARITY! LEFT! AALIYAH-CHARITY! LEFT!"
"No, I didn't, I'm right here," I replied. Still they screamed, "AALIYAH-CHARITY LEFT!"
But it was too late. The boat went down. Grandpa Gohan caught me, but at the moment Granddaddy Vegeta and Uncle Piccolo kinds forgot they knew how to fly. So in the water they were dropped.
When Grandpa Gohan lowered us down, Uncle Piccolo and Granddaddy came out and I said, "OH! You meant, 'Right, go left!' I get it now!" And then I hit them both and they fell back in the water again.
Uncle Piccolo said, "You truly are Goku's great-granddaughter, and that's not a compliment." I just shrugged and said, "Well, I don't even know who 'Goku' is, so I wouldn't know. Who is he, Grandpa Gohan?" He told me he would tell me later, though.
And so after my Daddy stopped laughing hystericially, he paid them $88.88, with the proof of Grandpa Gohan's tape. But still to this day, they think the deserved a whole lot more.