So, as Reno was crying and crying and crying, Cloud and Barret are having
some fun.
"doncha think that zis place iz awezome?" Barret slurred.
"Barret, you're too drunk."
"LoOk At tHoSe ToPlEss DaNcErS!"
"............"
Cloud stared at the dancers for approximately 5 seconds, then decided to go look for the rest of the FF7 gang, leaving Barret to his own devices. He found them, but...
Vincent is in his coffin, Yuffie is waving the Lion Heart (FF8) around, Tifa is jumping around (has anyone seen Nutty Professer 2?), Red XII is dying his fur green and muttering "hohohoho now ill give bugenhagan nightmares!!!! AHAHAAHAAH!", and Aeris is standing there with cait Sith's megahorn shouting for everyone to "shut their sorry arses up." Reeve is just standing there dumbly with a giant broccoli in his hand.
"eERR..what the hell happened?" Cloud asked nervously.
"puff puff" from the coffin
"DIE CLOUD!!!!" yuffie exclaimed, trying to decapicate Cloud but held back by..nothing.
Then, Cloud's head gets chopped off!!!!! AHAHAHAHAAHAHAHA! Not.
Yuffie screams in horror as Cloud neatly disarms her and sends the lionheart flying into Aeris, fortunately only piercing her hand.
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH" screamed Aeris, deafening all present in the room.
Red XIII crawles over to Cloud and says, "Do you like my fur?"
"No."
"really?"
"Yup"
"You suck. In 500 years, when I procreate my two children, I WILL KILL YOU!!! Even thought you WILL be dead. Dammit."
Cloud walked over to Aeris and blasted into her ears, "Stop SCREAMING!!!!"
She stops.
Reeve with his giant broccoli walks over to the coffin and yells, "Vincent, dear, time of wake uuuuuuuuuuup!" (A/N Holy shit! Reeve is in love with Vincent? Nah) The coffin door is opened with great force, smashing the broccoli into Cloud, who falls into Aeris, Who falls onto Green XIII, who falls onto Yuffie, who falls on Reeve, who, to his delight and Vincents horror, falls on Vincent.
Vincent keeps smoking his marijuana as he surveys the room. Huh, he thought, (A/N this fic is much worse than the last) pot is good.
Back to Cid and Reno.
"AHAWHAWHAWHAWHAWHAWHAWHAWHAWHAWHAWHAW!!!!!!" Cid laughed insanely.
"What are you doing?" asked a curious bystander.
"Nothing. Mind your own beeswax." Growled Cid.
"Beeswax?"
"Blasted stupid friggen idiots."
Cid hauls Reno to his feet and follows the mob of females following "Sephie!"
"Oh, Elena, my pore departed looooooooooooooooooooooooooooove!!!" wailed Reno.
"shut the hell up, you Blasted stupid friggen idiot!"
They fight their way through the mob until they come along a portal, which majickally spits Kuja out! Kuja raises his pinky finger to his mouth in delight while surveying the havoc.
Kuja takes one look and Sephiroth, then screams and joins the throng.
Sephie and Aeris (hey, oops. Just imagine there are two Aeris's at once) turn when they hear Kuja, and they both fall into love, with the same person. Guess who????????????
Author's notes: Personally, I don't think this came out as good as the last chapter, and Im going to use my the 3 people who have read this to decide who. I was thinking Kuja or Elena..but...
"doncha think that zis place iz awezome?" Barret slurred.
"Barret, you're too drunk."
"LoOk At tHoSe ToPlEss DaNcErS!"
"............"
Cloud stared at the dancers for approximately 5 seconds, then decided to go look for the rest of the FF7 gang, leaving Barret to his own devices. He found them, but...
Vincent is in his coffin, Yuffie is waving the Lion Heart (FF8) around, Tifa is jumping around (has anyone seen Nutty Professer 2?), Red XII is dying his fur green and muttering "hohohoho now ill give bugenhagan nightmares!!!! AHAHAAHAAH!", and Aeris is standing there with cait Sith's megahorn shouting for everyone to "shut their sorry arses up." Reeve is just standing there dumbly with a giant broccoli in his hand.
"eERR..what the hell happened?" Cloud asked nervously.
"puff puff" from the coffin
"DIE CLOUD!!!!" yuffie exclaimed, trying to decapicate Cloud but held back by..nothing.
Then, Cloud's head gets chopped off!!!!! AHAHAHAHAAHAHAHA! Not.
Yuffie screams in horror as Cloud neatly disarms her and sends the lionheart flying into Aeris, fortunately only piercing her hand.
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH" screamed Aeris, deafening all present in the room.
Red XIII crawles over to Cloud and says, "Do you like my fur?"
"No."
"really?"
"Yup"
"You suck. In 500 years, when I procreate my two children, I WILL KILL YOU!!! Even thought you WILL be dead. Dammit."
Cloud walked over to Aeris and blasted into her ears, "Stop SCREAMING!!!!"
She stops.
Reeve with his giant broccoli walks over to the coffin and yells, "Vincent, dear, time of wake uuuuuuuuuuup!" (A/N Holy shit! Reeve is in love with Vincent? Nah) The coffin door is opened with great force, smashing the broccoli into Cloud, who falls into Aeris, Who falls onto Green XIII, who falls onto Yuffie, who falls on Reeve, who, to his delight and Vincents horror, falls on Vincent.
Vincent keeps smoking his marijuana as he surveys the room. Huh, he thought, (A/N this fic is much worse than the last) pot is good.
Back to Cid and Reno.
"AHAWHAWHAWHAWHAWHAWHAWHAWHAWHAWHAWHAW!!!!!!" Cid laughed insanely.
"What are you doing?" asked a curious bystander.
"Nothing. Mind your own beeswax." Growled Cid.
"Beeswax?"
"Blasted stupid friggen idiots."
Cid hauls Reno to his feet and follows the mob of females following "Sephie!"
"Oh, Elena, my pore departed looooooooooooooooooooooooooooove!!!" wailed Reno.
"shut the hell up, you Blasted stupid friggen idiot!"
They fight their way through the mob until they come along a portal, which majickally spits Kuja out! Kuja raises his pinky finger to his mouth in delight while surveying the havoc.
Kuja takes one look and Sephiroth, then screams and joins the throng.
Sephie and Aeris (hey, oops. Just imagine there are two Aeris's at once) turn when they hear Kuja, and they both fall into love, with the same person. Guess who????????????
Author's notes: Personally, I don't think this came out as good as the last chapter, and Im going to use my the 3 people who have read this to decide who. I was thinking Kuja or Elena..but...