So as Sephiroth and Aeris fall in love with someone, Cid struggles to hold
Reno while smoking and sucking a lollipop.
"Elena..please come back!"
"Shut up."
"Please!"
"I said, shut up!"
"Not shutting up"
"Arrrggghhh!!!!" Cid exclaimed. "What's wrong with you?"
Reno gets a dazed expression and Cid, severely doubting Reno's sanity, hears a "NI!" from Reno. Cid looks at Reno in amazement, then shouts
"Rooby Roo!" Just like Scooby Doo!
Suddenly Hojo, hearing this, jumps up and attempts to slap himself silly.
"AHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAAHA!!!!!!" he chanted crazily while trying to commit suicide (not that anyone would stop him, right?)
All of a sudden, Cloud and the remaining people came in (including Barret) and when they saw Sephiroth, they all jumped into the mob and started massac-never mind. All of a sudden, Cloud used the "Wine" Materia to cast the summon "Drunken Master!!!!!!" the drunken master stumbled around the room and unfortunately blew up due to the toxic gases leaking from Hojo's eyes. BOOOOOOOOOOM!!!!!!!! Then everyone died! Really! Everyone! Except 12 people. The gang(you know who), Sephie, Elena, and Hojo (and Kuja)!
"OHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHO!!!!" shouts HOjo!
"SHUTUP SHUTUP SHUTUP SHUTUP SHUTUP SHUTUP SHUTUP SHUTUP SHUTUP SHUTUP SHUTUP SHUTUP SHUTUP SHUTUP" exclaimes Sephiroth!
"Oh Sephiroth,..come to me!!!!!!" Kuja said in the sweetest voice imaginable.
"Oh Kuja.." Sephiroth replied. "YOU STOOOPID BA***RD!"
"AHAWHAWHAWHAWHAWHAWHAWHAWHAWHAWHAWHAWH" was Cloud's reaction.
"Potpotpotpotpotpotpotpotpotpotpotpotpotpotpotpotpotpopotpopotpotpotpotpotpo oppooppoooppotpotpotpotpooppooptpotpotpotpopoooooooooooooooo" Vincent said form waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay up there in very very high on pot land!
Cid smoked a cig. Reno stopped chanting ni! And started to lay the smackdown on his own Candyass! Ahahahahahahahahahhahahahaahah!!!!!! Then Green XIII decided to hurl everone through a dimensional vortex into the underworld!!!!!!!! Then they got out because Sephoroth summoned meteor to destroy the underworld! Then they went and killed Hojo for being a bastard!!!! Then you cannot understand me because I am rambling! Hahahaha! AAHAHAHAHAAHAHA!!!!!!!!
The end of Chapter 3.141592654............or pi.
"Elena..please come back!"
"Shut up."
"Please!"
"I said, shut up!"
"Not shutting up"
"Arrrggghhh!!!!" Cid exclaimed. "What's wrong with you?"
Reno gets a dazed expression and Cid, severely doubting Reno's sanity, hears a "NI!" from Reno. Cid looks at Reno in amazement, then shouts
"Rooby Roo!" Just like Scooby Doo!
Suddenly Hojo, hearing this, jumps up and attempts to slap himself silly.
"AHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAAHA!!!!!!" he chanted crazily while trying to commit suicide (not that anyone would stop him, right?)
All of a sudden, Cloud and the remaining people came in (including Barret) and when they saw Sephiroth, they all jumped into the mob and started massac-never mind. All of a sudden, Cloud used the "Wine" Materia to cast the summon "Drunken Master!!!!!!" the drunken master stumbled around the room and unfortunately blew up due to the toxic gases leaking from Hojo's eyes. BOOOOOOOOOOM!!!!!!!! Then everyone died! Really! Everyone! Except 12 people. The gang(you know who), Sephie, Elena, and Hojo (and Kuja)!
"OHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHO!!!!" shouts HOjo!
"SHUTUP SHUTUP SHUTUP SHUTUP SHUTUP SHUTUP SHUTUP SHUTUP SHUTUP SHUTUP SHUTUP SHUTUP SHUTUP SHUTUP" exclaimes Sephiroth!
"Oh Sephiroth,..come to me!!!!!!" Kuja said in the sweetest voice imaginable.
"Oh Kuja.." Sephiroth replied. "YOU STOOOPID BA***RD!"
"AHAWHAWHAWHAWHAWHAWHAWHAWHAWHAWHAWHAWH" was Cloud's reaction.
"Potpotpotpotpotpotpotpotpotpotpotpotpotpotpotpotpotpopotpopotpotpotpotpotpo oppooppoooppotpotpotpotpooppooptpotpotpotpopoooooooooooooooo" Vincent said form waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay up there in very very high on pot land!
Cid smoked a cig. Reno stopped chanting ni! And started to lay the smackdown on his own Candyass! Ahahahahahahahahahhahahahaahah!!!!!! Then Green XIII decided to hurl everone through a dimensional vortex into the underworld!!!!!!!! Then they got out because Sephoroth summoned meteor to destroy the underworld! Then they went and killed Hojo for being a bastard!!!! Then you cannot understand me because I am rambling! Hahahaha! AAHAHAHAHAAHAHA!!!!!!!!
The end of Chapter 3.141592654............or pi.