Well folks, the great and terrible Unnamed Author has come back to haunt
you! Ahahahahahaha!!! *ahem* sorry.
Brief Summary:
Hojo got killed. And Kuja is in this FF7 ficcie. And Reno is smitten with Elena. But Elena is smitten with Sephiroth. That's all you need to know.
To summarize the summary:
Hojo died. Kuja! Reno love Elena. Elena like Sephie.
The summarize the summarization of the summary:
This fic is wacked.
Finally, the fic is starting! YAY!!
But wait….
Lemme think….
Okay got it…
Once upon a time there was a twit. This twit is-oh s*** this sucks.
THE REAL STORY BEGINS NOW!
Red- no GREEN XIII stared at the burnt remains of HOJO! A slow smile began to curl up his snout. "Muahahahahaha……" he chuckled, before realizing that he didn't have a voice. (A/N watch the end of FF7) "What the hell?" he dubbed. "Why couldn't those damn Squared peoples gimme a voice like Kimahri's? No fair! And where are the other people?"
"They are approximately 23474.2845675646373874868684 etc. feet away!" and dark and idiotic voice said.
"Who the Hay-ell are you!?" Green XIII snarled, "and how can a voice be so idiotic sounding?"
" *gasp* You will pay for that, you greenish-purplish-yellowish—" The sound was cut short as a new deep growling was heard. It was so horrifying, that if you heard it, you would be in Alpha Centuri right now, that's how powerfully STINKY it was.
"wh-wh-who are you!?" Nanaki (yep, I changed his name) gasped. As the possessor of this growl appeared into view, Nanaki went into deep shock. His haunches stood on end, and his teeth started chattering. Horrified, Nanaki closed his eyes and braced for the end. The evil monsterswung at him and neatly changed his form from a solid to a red liquid. (my less brutal way of saying "got bloodily crushed,")
"Ooh! YOU SUCK NANAKI! YOU SUCK ASS!"
"Shut the –Censored—up, idiot,"
"But you killed me!"
"It's just a video game"
The view sloooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooowly showed onto the screen. Nanaki was sitting, using his furry hands to play his Playstation 6. (still compatible with PS1)
His critic, Barret, was a avid GameDoDecaHedron fan.
"You're one of THEM are you?" Barrent whispered to Nanaki.
"Them? WTF do you mean?"
"The Secret spies…"
"HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! How did you guess?" Nanaki said stupidfied.
"It's kind of obvious, like, I mean, oh, I mean, ALRIGHT I HAD NO GROUNDS FOR IT BUT I GOT IT BLOODY WELL RIGHT!"
"All right, now it is Time To Transform!" Nanaki then wrote his name on a piece of paper and rearranged it. And rearranged it. And rearranged it. And rearranged it. This will take a while, so we'll take a 6-hour commercial break.
USE LUNG-BUSTERS! THESE CIGS WILL HELP YOU DIE! WHO WANTS TO BE OLD ANYWAY!?
(Yes that was 6-hours)
"There! I finished!" Anakin shouted triumphantly! He looked over at Barret, who was sleeping.
"WAKE UP!!!!!!!!!!!" Anakin viciously quadruple slapped Barret.
"hrmmmmm……………………?........?...?.?.?.!?!??!?!?!?!?! WHO ARE YOU!?!?!?" He shrieked, shocked at seeing this little boy in the room. "AND WHAT HAVE YOU DONE WITH NANAKI!?"
"You asshole, I AM Nanaki! Rearrange my name for six hours and you'll get it!" Anakin snarled with a ferocity unseen in the world, because the snarlin' kids got shot into space. Now we wait until the next chapter for Barret to work it out!
A/N: I thought I was going to use other characters, but alas, It didn't turn out this way. Please R & R!
Brief Summary:
Hojo got killed. And Kuja is in this FF7 ficcie. And Reno is smitten with Elena. But Elena is smitten with Sephiroth. That's all you need to know.
To summarize the summary:
Hojo died. Kuja! Reno love Elena. Elena like Sephie.
The summarize the summarization of the summary:
This fic is wacked.
Finally, the fic is starting! YAY!!
But wait….
Lemme think….
Okay got it…
Once upon a time there was a twit. This twit is-oh s*** this sucks.
THE REAL STORY BEGINS NOW!
Red- no GREEN XIII stared at the burnt remains of HOJO! A slow smile began to curl up his snout. "Muahahahahaha……" he chuckled, before realizing that he didn't have a voice. (A/N watch the end of FF7) "What the hell?" he dubbed. "Why couldn't those damn Squared peoples gimme a voice like Kimahri's? No fair! And where are the other people?"
"They are approximately 23474.2845675646373874868684 etc. feet away!" and dark and idiotic voice said.
"Who the Hay-ell are you!?" Green XIII snarled, "and how can a voice be so idiotic sounding?"
" *gasp* You will pay for that, you greenish-purplish-yellowish—" The sound was cut short as a new deep growling was heard. It was so horrifying, that if you heard it, you would be in Alpha Centuri right now, that's how powerfully STINKY it was.
"wh-wh-who are you!?" Nanaki (yep, I changed his name) gasped. As the possessor of this growl appeared into view, Nanaki went into deep shock. His haunches stood on end, and his teeth started chattering. Horrified, Nanaki closed his eyes and braced for the end. The evil monsterswung at him and neatly changed his form from a solid to a red liquid. (my less brutal way of saying "got bloodily crushed,")
"Ooh! YOU SUCK NANAKI! YOU SUCK ASS!"
"Shut the –Censored—up, idiot,"
"But you killed me!"
"It's just a video game"
The view sloooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooowly showed onto the screen. Nanaki was sitting, using his furry hands to play his Playstation 6. (still compatible with PS1)
His critic, Barret, was a avid GameDoDecaHedron fan.
"You're one of THEM are you?" Barrent whispered to Nanaki.
"Them? WTF do you mean?"
"The Secret spies…"
"HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! How did you guess?" Nanaki said stupidfied.
"It's kind of obvious, like, I mean, oh, I mean, ALRIGHT I HAD NO GROUNDS FOR IT BUT I GOT IT BLOODY WELL RIGHT!"
"All right, now it is Time To Transform!" Nanaki then wrote his name on a piece of paper and rearranged it. And rearranged it. And rearranged it. And rearranged it. This will take a while, so we'll take a 6-hour commercial break.
USE LUNG-BUSTERS! THESE CIGS WILL HELP YOU DIE! WHO WANTS TO BE OLD ANYWAY!?
(Yes that was 6-hours)
"There! I finished!" Anakin shouted triumphantly! He looked over at Barret, who was sleeping.
"WAKE UP!!!!!!!!!!!" Anakin viciously quadruple slapped Barret.
"hrmmmmm……………………?........?...?.?.?.!?!??!?!?!?!?! WHO ARE YOU!?!?!?" He shrieked, shocked at seeing this little boy in the room. "AND WHAT HAVE YOU DONE WITH NANAKI!?"
"You asshole, I AM Nanaki! Rearrange my name for six hours and you'll get it!" Anakin snarled with a ferocity unseen in the world, because the snarlin' kids got shot into space. Now we wait until the next chapter for Barret to work it out!
A/N: I thought I was going to use other characters, but alas, It didn't turn out this way. Please R & R!