-- entry two --
i want to be a singer. i made my first song. i called it 'the doom song'. i hope master likes it. . . but i don't think he will. he doesn't like anything that i do, not even my bouncy-head dance that i did for him. there's a feeling down in my tummy telling me to wait to fit it into what we're talking about. master seems to really like doom, so it won't take long. it took me six months to compose. if he doesn't like it, that's just too bad, because i'm his in-flight entertainment. i will sing and he will listen, but i can't find his ears. i can't find mine either. . . i. . . have no ears. . . i want to fly with big ears that can flap like giant monsters that can flap big ears that make them fly. is that too much to ask? i've never seen anything fly with their ears before. maybe i can be the first. gir the ear-flapping genius robot of irk. then i could make my master smell bad by ear-flying above his head and dropping poop on him. it would make me happy to see him all poopy. maybe then i could stop being sad and mad for long enough to use the shift key. but the shift key, it makes me mad, too. i have no ears and i can't poop, so i will stay so mad mad mad.
the mission. . . it makes me crave curly fries with chocolate syrup. the curly fries from the great assigning made me so sick. throwing up is fun, because you can eat again. some things taste better the second time you eat them. i made curly fry soup when i got sick. it didn't taste too bad. i have to go now, master is calling, so i need to turn on my red eyes so he thinks i'm actually paying attention. a six-month flight with bloaty-head, can you feel my excitement?
luv
[gir]
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I know it took a REALLY long time for this. I'm really sorry! I hope it was worth the wait. Reviews, feedback, anything! Even muffins! I could really go for a muffin right now, actually...
Visit Galactic Conquest!!!
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(Soon we are moving!)
Next update will probably be up either this week or next. I'm feeling crazy lately... and creative. Uh oh, I'm dangerous. *picks his keyboard apart with tweezers and throws his keys at you* I AM THE KEYMASTER!!!
i want to be a singer. i made my first song. i called it 'the doom song'. i hope master likes it. . . but i don't think he will. he doesn't like anything that i do, not even my bouncy-head dance that i did for him. there's a feeling down in my tummy telling me to wait to fit it into what we're talking about. master seems to really like doom, so it won't take long. it took me six months to compose. if he doesn't like it, that's just too bad, because i'm his in-flight entertainment. i will sing and he will listen, but i can't find his ears. i can't find mine either. . . i. . . have no ears. . . i want to fly with big ears that can flap like giant monsters that can flap big ears that make them fly. is that too much to ask? i've never seen anything fly with their ears before. maybe i can be the first. gir the ear-flapping genius robot of irk. then i could make my master smell bad by ear-flying above his head and dropping poop on him. it would make me happy to see him all poopy. maybe then i could stop being sad and mad for long enough to use the shift key. but the shift key, it makes me mad, too. i have no ears and i can't poop, so i will stay so mad mad mad.
the mission. . . it makes me crave curly fries with chocolate syrup. the curly fries from the great assigning made me so sick. throwing up is fun, because you can eat again. some things taste better the second time you eat them. i made curly fry soup when i got sick. it didn't taste too bad. i have to go now, master is calling, so i need to turn on my red eyes so he thinks i'm actually paying attention. a six-month flight with bloaty-head, can you feel my excitement?
luv
[gir]
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I know it took a REALLY long time for this. I'm really sorry! I hope it was worth the wait. Reviews, feedback, anything! Even muffins! I could really go for a muffin right now, actually...
Visit Galactic Conquest!!!
http://conquest.filetap.com
(Soon we are moving!)
Next update will probably be up either this week or next. I'm feeling crazy lately... and creative. Uh oh, I'm dangerous. *picks his keyboard apart with tweezers and throws his keys at you* I AM THE KEYMASTER!!!