Mary-Sue: A work of fiction (sometimes self-insertion) where the two main characters fall in love and live "happily ever after" for, in my OPINION, (SEE THAT WORD? OPINION!) no apparent reason. They could just "click", but hey, I don't know, don't take my word for it.
I got frustrated looking for a nice Hardy boys fiction, and finding nothing but Mary-Sue's. So this is my mockery of those fictions. If you write these kinds of stories, don't be offended, I was just pissed off. If you wanna flame me, do it TASTEFULLY, please. I'm still gonna laugh at you, but hey, freedom of speech.
~ONCE UPON A TIME~
Once upon a time, Jeff Hardy was sad. He had everything, money, fame, and a job he loved, and many fans and people who cared about him. Alas, he did not have a girl. Doesn't that suck? Why the hell this bothered him, I have no idea. It seemed he would never find the perfect girl for him, and he suddenly started thinking about this for some reason unknown. Maybe he had too many beers. He had many old girlfriends because the author knows jack shit about him, so she/he makes it that way.
He sighed. "No girl's going to come for Jeff Hardy." Many girls said inappropriate things in response to this, but he ignored them because he was busy sighing. He sighed again and kept sighing because he had no girl. That's so sad.
As soon as he finished his fifth sigh, a girl walked in that was the most beautiful, perfect girl in the world. She knew everything, she was smart and witty and funny and Jeff fell in love before she even opened her mouth. She could've sounded like a man, but that wouldn't matter because Jeff was in love. Which meant all hugs and rainbows and happy stuff. Joy.
"I think I'm in love," thought Jeff. And he walked up to Perfect girl and after talking for two minutes they decided they would spend the rest of their lives together. Yay.
"I'm so happy," sighed Perfect Girl, because, hell, in these stories sighing is about as creative as you're gonna get.
"Me too," said Jeff. Then he had a thought. "What's her name, anyway?" But he knew she would have the most beautiful name in the world because she's perfect and crap. The end.
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Okay, again, I'm off to search for good fiction. Feel free to plug your stories if you review.
(A/N#2: Due to me being a wuss, I would like to acknowledge that some Mary-Sue fics are actually very good. (Like He's Not You by SugarAddict. SEE? I CAN NAME ONE!) This is merely bashing the ones with no plot and no character development. Why am I bashing those? Just hopping on the bandwagon and using the same reason why everyone bashes them. Boredom.)
I got frustrated looking for a nice Hardy boys fiction, and finding nothing but Mary-Sue's. So this is my mockery of those fictions. If you write these kinds of stories, don't be offended, I was just pissed off. If you wanna flame me, do it TASTEFULLY, please. I'm still gonna laugh at you, but hey, freedom of speech.
~ONCE UPON A TIME~
Once upon a time, Jeff Hardy was sad. He had everything, money, fame, and a job he loved, and many fans and people who cared about him. Alas, he did not have a girl. Doesn't that suck? Why the hell this bothered him, I have no idea. It seemed he would never find the perfect girl for him, and he suddenly started thinking about this for some reason unknown. Maybe he had too many beers. He had many old girlfriends because the author knows jack shit about him, so she/he makes it that way.
He sighed. "No girl's going to come for Jeff Hardy." Many girls said inappropriate things in response to this, but he ignored them because he was busy sighing. He sighed again and kept sighing because he had no girl. That's so sad.
As soon as he finished his fifth sigh, a girl walked in that was the most beautiful, perfect girl in the world. She knew everything, she was smart and witty and funny and Jeff fell in love before she even opened her mouth. She could've sounded like a man, but that wouldn't matter because Jeff was in love. Which meant all hugs and rainbows and happy stuff. Joy.
"I think I'm in love," thought Jeff. And he walked up to Perfect girl and after talking for two minutes they decided they would spend the rest of their lives together. Yay.
"I'm so happy," sighed Perfect Girl, because, hell, in these stories sighing is about as creative as you're gonna get.
"Me too," said Jeff. Then he had a thought. "What's her name, anyway?" But he knew she would have the most beautiful name in the world because she's perfect and crap. The end.
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Okay, again, I'm off to search for good fiction. Feel free to plug your stories if you review.
(A/N#2: Due to me being a wuss, I would like to acknowledge that some Mary-Sue fics are actually very good. (Like He's Not You by SugarAddict. SEE? I CAN NAME ONE!) This is merely bashing the ones with no plot and no character development. Why am I bashing those? Just hopping on the bandwagon and using the same reason why everyone bashes them. Boredom.)