Shane walked down the hallway of the arena, he hasn't had any coffee yet and he was about to bust if he didn't have a cup soon. He saw his sister at the coffee vender and approached the table with caution. "hey Steph." he said. "Oh, hi Shane" she said as she walked off w/HER cup of coffee. He took a cup out, went to the coffee vender, and then pulled out a dollar bill. He inserted it and pressed the espresso button. Then as he put his cup down waiting for the coffee to fill up his cup he thought about what to add to it- Milk, cream, sugar, cocoa, vanilla... oh how Shane loves his coffee with everything in it, he could just taste that coffee right now.

He looked over at his cup and saw that there was no coffee in it! He threw the cup down then said, "Damnit! Why can't any of these stupid machines work!" Everyone there turned and looked at him at the same time. "What are you looking at! I NEED COFFEE!" he screamed as he ran down the hall and searched around the arena for some coffee. The only place he hasn't checked was the staff office. He walked in like he owns the place with a huge grin as he knew that there would HAVE to be coffee in here.

He walked up to the counter where they have the coffee, creamers, etc. But saw no coffee. This was a very sad day for Shane. He looked around the room and wanted to scream, so he did..... "WHY ME!? WHY GOD WHY? I DIDN'T DO ANYTHING TO DESERVE THIS! OH WAIT, THERE WAS THAT TIME WHERE I TRIED TO KIIL THE WWF, BUT THAT'S ALL! OH YEAH, AND THERE WAS THAT TIME WHERE I PICKED UP THAT HOOKER BUT I SWEAR WE ONLY TALKED ALL NIGHT! I DIDN'T EVEN TOUCH HER! WELL, YEAH I DID BUT NOTHING HAPPENED OTHER THEN.. NEVER MIND THAT! BUT PLEASE! LET ME FIND SOME COFFEE!" he screamed. He felt like he was about to cry.

He got into his limo and then said, "to Starbucks, and hurry!" The limo drove to every Starbucks in the country but none had any coffee for poor Shane McMahon. He walked into the middle of the street and screamed- "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO" AND THEN HE GOT HIT BY A TRUCK.

He found himself in the hospital for a long time until he was able to go to a self help program. He walked into the room with his arm still in a sling as he sat down. Everyone stood up and admitted their problems and then it came to Shane's turn. He stood up and then said, "My name is Shane McMahon, and I'm addicted to coffee." Everyone just looked at him like he was insane. They all stood up at the same time and as if they were on que they all said, "This is for people who have real problems idiot!" then they all attacked him at the same time. Punching him, kicking him, and for women, slapping him because they thought that he was in there just to make them feel bad about their drug and alcohol addictions.

Finally he woke up from his crazy dream. He sat up in his bed then said to himself, "Crazy ass dreams are going to dive me insane." he turned on his light and his room was filled w/ Starbucks coffee posters and pictures of coffee. He turned to his nightstand and grabbed another cup of coffee, drank it, then drifted off to sleep as he mumbled- "no coffee and no coffee makes Shane go crazy."

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I know, it's kind of lame, but I had coffee on the brains and I thought it would be funny if Shane was addicted to coffee.~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~