1 There's a Seishi in my Room
By Ri Kourin
Disclaimer: If I owned Fushigi Yugi, would I really have to write fanfics as opposed to writing my odd stories into the real thing?
Warnings: um… sushi? Flamin' fans and Tasuki's mouth!
Kourin: Welcome back minna-san! Arigato for reading!! (I feel so loved!) I'm sorry that the last chapter sucked!
Tasuki: Damn straight!! I got grabbed by a leech!!
Chichiri: I didn't get to talk very much no da…
Kagome: I got charred!
Kourin: Well if you're all done…
Everyone: WE"RE NOT!!!! (NO DA!!)
Kourin: 0.o;;; Anyway, on with the show!
Moulin Rouge Chorus: On with the show! On top of it, all over it, I have to find the will to carry on with the on with the on with the show!!!
They all kinda looked at Kagome smoldering on the floor. Kourin sweat- dropped. "Okaay then…0.o;; I am guessing that you are not the person to piss off…"
Chichiri turned to Tasuki. "That wasn't very nice no da! You fried our hostess's roommate no da."
"She glomped me…." He muttered.
An hour later….
A still smoking Kagome sat pouting on the couch. Suddenly she jumped up and looked at the cups in front of the seishi. "Really Kourin-chan! Baka yo ne. You gave them milk?" Kagome grinned at Tasuki. "Ano, Tas-chan. Would you like some… sake?"
"Tas-chan? What th' f$#@ is Tas-chan?! I guess I'll forgive the nickname for some sake…"he muttered.
Kagome got out 2 bottles of sake. Handing one to Tasuki, she started drinking from the other one. "Party!!!"
Kourin and Chichiri snuck quietly from the room. "Kowaii no da…"
"0.o Agreed"
An hour and 8 sake bottless later…
Kourin peeked into the kitchen. "Are you guys sufficiently drunk now?"
Kagome looked up. "I swear to Drunk I'm not god!"
Tasuki held 2 upside-down sake bottles to his head. "Look! I got mouse ears!" Tasuki and Kagome burst into drunken laughter.
Kagome picked up a bottle of red wine. "It's a Tasuki color!"
Kourin backed out of the room. Just smile and nod and back away slowly. It's not good to make any sudden moves around psychos or drunks… She looked at Chichiri. "Completely blasted."
He sweat-dropped. "Leave it to Tasuki to drink any and all alcohol no da."
"We'll leave them alone for now… Since Kagome has no classes tomorrow, at least they'll get to sleep off the hang over…"
The Next Day….
"Okay everyone! Here's the plan for the day: you are all coming to my morning classes. My professors said it was okay to bring my visiting cousins. First we are going to art, then to writing lab and finally to Chinese lit. Any questions? Good, let's go!" Kourin walked briskly out the door, leaving the others staring after her.
Chichiri sweat-dropped. "I get the feeling we're supposed to follow no da."
Tasuki dropped his head to his hands. "I can't get any feeling past my headache."
Kagome stumbled back towards her room. "Have fun, people. I'll see you at Chinese lit… G'night…." And she fell asleep, leaving the 2 seishi to the day of colledge lectures.
"C'mon already!" And they ran to catch up with Kourin.
Okay people, I know that I promised a better chapter, but I guess I lied! ^.^ Well, the next one will be better, I swear! **Evil Grin** In the next chapter I get to have the seishi suffer through my classes. And a person you'll never guess shows up as the Chinese literature teacher. ^-^ okay, well maybe not that hard to guess, lol! But I swear that the next one will be funny! (and longer!)
Tasuki: Sure, that's what you said last time…
Chichiri: I agree no da! And I still didn't get to talk very much no da.
Kagome: I have a hang-over! Shut up!!!
Kourin: Well arrest me, shoot me! What am I? A criminal???
Tasuki: Okay! Rekka Shin'en!
Kourin: **falls to the ground charred** c ya next time ppl… thanx for readin'…
By Ri Kourin
Disclaimer: If I owned Fushigi Yugi, would I really have to write fanfics as opposed to writing my odd stories into the real thing?
Warnings: um… sushi? Flamin' fans and Tasuki's mouth!
Kourin: Welcome back minna-san! Arigato for reading!! (I feel so loved!) I'm sorry that the last chapter sucked!
Tasuki: Damn straight!! I got grabbed by a leech!!
Chichiri: I didn't get to talk very much no da…
Kagome: I got charred!
Kourin: Well if you're all done…
Everyone: WE"RE NOT!!!! (NO DA!!)
Kourin: 0.o;;; Anyway, on with the show!
Moulin Rouge Chorus: On with the show! On top of it, all over it, I have to find the will to carry on with the on with the on with the show!!!
They all kinda looked at Kagome smoldering on the floor. Kourin sweat- dropped. "Okaay then…0.o;; I am guessing that you are not the person to piss off…"
Chichiri turned to Tasuki. "That wasn't very nice no da! You fried our hostess's roommate no da."
"She glomped me…." He muttered.
An hour later….
A still smoking Kagome sat pouting on the couch. Suddenly she jumped up and looked at the cups in front of the seishi. "Really Kourin-chan! Baka yo ne. You gave them milk?" Kagome grinned at Tasuki. "Ano, Tas-chan. Would you like some… sake?"
"Tas-chan? What th' f$#@ is Tas-chan?! I guess I'll forgive the nickname for some sake…"he muttered.
Kagome got out 2 bottles of sake. Handing one to Tasuki, she started drinking from the other one. "Party!!!"
Kourin and Chichiri snuck quietly from the room. "Kowaii no da…"
"0.o Agreed"
An hour and 8 sake bottless later…
Kourin peeked into the kitchen. "Are you guys sufficiently drunk now?"
Kagome looked up. "I swear to Drunk I'm not god!"
Tasuki held 2 upside-down sake bottles to his head. "Look! I got mouse ears!" Tasuki and Kagome burst into drunken laughter.
Kagome picked up a bottle of red wine. "It's a Tasuki color!"
Kourin backed out of the room. Just smile and nod and back away slowly. It's not good to make any sudden moves around psychos or drunks… She looked at Chichiri. "Completely blasted."
He sweat-dropped. "Leave it to Tasuki to drink any and all alcohol no da."
"We'll leave them alone for now… Since Kagome has no classes tomorrow, at least they'll get to sleep off the hang over…"
The Next Day….
"Okay everyone! Here's the plan for the day: you are all coming to my morning classes. My professors said it was okay to bring my visiting cousins. First we are going to art, then to writing lab and finally to Chinese lit. Any questions? Good, let's go!" Kourin walked briskly out the door, leaving the others staring after her.
Chichiri sweat-dropped. "I get the feeling we're supposed to follow no da."
Tasuki dropped his head to his hands. "I can't get any feeling past my headache."
Kagome stumbled back towards her room. "Have fun, people. I'll see you at Chinese lit… G'night…." And she fell asleep, leaving the 2 seishi to the day of colledge lectures.
"C'mon already!" And they ran to catch up with Kourin.
Okay people, I know that I promised a better chapter, but I guess I lied! ^.^ Well, the next one will be better, I swear! **Evil Grin** In the next chapter I get to have the seishi suffer through my classes. And a person you'll never guess shows up as the Chinese literature teacher. ^-^ okay, well maybe not that hard to guess, lol! But I swear that the next one will be funny! (and longer!)
Tasuki: Sure, that's what you said last time…
Chichiri: I agree no da! And I still didn't get to talk very much no da.
Kagome: I have a hang-over! Shut up!!!
Kourin: Well arrest me, shoot me! What am I? A criminal???
Tasuki: Okay! Rekka Shin'en!
Kourin: **falls to the ground charred** c ya next time ppl… thanx for readin'…