[I'm new at this.. please give me some advice on what is told of the characters in JK Rowling's novels? thanks.. And please review. I own only Evelyn so far.]

"Like.. well, I like him and everything, but like, he's just not like.. hot enough for my friends!" the girl said, twirling her hair and pondering the moments they'd spent together previously.

"Well, if he's not good enough for your friends, he's not good enough for you!" A blond girl declared, images of Jeremy suffering and dying in her mind.

"Aww.. you're right. You're the best a girl could have, Evelyn!" Lily Evans looked out the window, her mind set. It never even crossed her mind that Evelyn was Jeremy's ex. She was breaking up with him, for sure. What a scum bag! He wasn't good enough for her. She was a princess, after all.. and went through boys like tissue. That didn't stop boys from liking her, ofcourse.

At five foot four and with ringlets of fiery auburn hair, Lily Evans was one of the most popular girls in school. Why she was, no one really knew. She had a way with people.. and a way with teachers. It seemed as if, whenever she did not get her way, something disastrous always happened. And so she reigned, through terror and awe, at Madison Elementary.

Evelyn's evil thoughts about Jeremy were abruptly interrupted by Lily's sudden jumping off of her bed.

"What was that for?!" Evelyn grumbled, still wishing Jeremy would die.

"Well, if I'm going to break up with him, might as well do it now! I don't want to start middle school off with some jerk-off boyfriend!" Lily happily ran for the stairs, determined to break up with Jeremy at 10 in the morning.

Evelyn made sure to primp up a bit before meeting Jeremy.. he was her boyfriend once, after all. As she combed through her straight, blond hair, Evelyn made sure her dazzling green eyes were looking their best. She was already in jeans and a tee, but it suddenly dawned on her that Lily was still wearing her pajamas. Silly girl, she smiled.

"Um.. Lily, you're still in your--"

"LILY EVANS GET YOUR BUTT DOWN HERE!!!" It was Petunia, Lily's sister. Lily tried to sneak by her room, but Petunia knew exactly where she was. Evelyn had seen this same scene at least five times this summer already. She burst out giggling, plopping back onto Lily's bed.

From where she was, Evelyn couldn't hear what Lily was saying, but she could imagine the deliberately angelic face, staring wide-eyed at a bewildered Petunia. This time, they had pranked Petunia's current boyfriend, a certain Brian Malley, and, in falsetto voice, had pretended they were Petunia. "I love you Brian! Ohhh, I can't wait to meet you, let's go to the zoo tomorrow! I could just spend hours there.. oh, I can't wait!" They had squealed, knowing very well that Petunia hated the zoo, and the stenchiness of the animals.

On top of that, they had added just a little bit of hair dye in Petunia's shampoo, and the effects were quite noticeable to young Lily, who was on the verge of laughter but trying to keep a straight face. Petunia's hair was not blond, and not brunette. It wasn't that pretty dirty-blond color that many had been declaring 'the fad,' either. It was more like.. blotches of blond, and blotches of brunette. And Lily and Evelyn both knew very well, after a certain fiasco a few months back, that dying your hair another color the day after you've had it dyed, only turns it uglier.

"Yes, Petunia?" Lily said in her most childish voice, impishly innocent. She tried to keep a straight face, but the corners of her mouth kept curling upwards.

"WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO MY HAIR!!!" Although she was stick-thin, Petunia had quite a voice, and she used it now to bellow out her anger toward her stupid, ditzy sister.

"Like, nothing, Petunia. Like, why would I mess with you hair?! I mean, just think about it.. duh!" Lily said nonchalantly, taking a few steps back toward the door. Just as she was about to step out of the house, Petunia dragged her into her room.

"AND WHY AM I GOING ON A DATE TO THE ZOO?!?!" Petunia was not only angry now.. she was enraged.

"How do I know? Because you like it? Because Brian likes it?"

In a deadly quiet voice, Petunia told her sister, "I am currently single, Lily. I broke up with that jack ass yesterday. Now WHAT DID YOU DO LAST NIGHT!?"

Realizing what she had just done, Lily broke up in laughter. She couldn't contain it anymore. Her sister, breaking up with someone? Damn, he must have been a really big jerk! Petunia was desperate for boyfriends. She practically lived off of relationships and loved to gloat about the gifts her boyfriends gave her. She would never break it off with someone as rich as Brian!

Lily raced out of her house, barefoot and in her pajamas. Just then, she heard a huge kaboom!. She gazed at her neighborhood. None of the houses along the street had been bombed. As she was walking toward Jeremy's house, she wondered what had happened. All of a sudden, she smelled a noxious, terrible odor. Euch! What is this terrible smell!? As she rounded the corner to Jeremy's street, only a few blocks away, she saw it.

A house had been stink-bombed, it appeared, "just for fun," for she saw two boys tumbling in laughter at the neighbor, who had been woken by the disgusting smell. A few minutes later, she saw a nasty looking woman come running out of the house, screaming threats at the boys. The boys acted just as she had that morning: innocent. They looked wide-eyed at the woman and said they knew nothing of it. "We don't know what dungbombs are!" they said innocently. Neither did she.

Smiling at the amusing spectacle, Lily continued onward, trying to remember which house was Jeremy's. And then it hit her-- that woman was no ordinary woman, she was Jeremy's mom! Lily couldn't stop laughing after that. Jeremy's mom had hated her, right from the start. When she got help from Jeremy for math homework, she could always hear his mom screaming and talking rattily about her. She deserved that stink bomb.. and much more!

Lily carefully walked to the front door of the Terrey household and knocked. Since Jeremy's mom was busy seething over the two boys, Lily knew Jeremy would be the one to answer.

Just as Jeremy opened the door, he was greeted with a bright, cheerful girl, singing "I don't like you anymore! I think we should stop going out!" He slammed the door on her, then opened it again.

"WHAT?!" he seemed to be wide awake now, despite his rumpled up hair.

"Yup, I don't think we should go out anymore. But we can be friends!" Lily flashed a friendly smile. Just then, Evelyn walked up behind Lily, still giggling at Petunia's reaction.

"Lily, you ran up here so quickly and I didn't have time to tell you that you're still wearing your pajamas!"

Lily fell down laughing as the door was slammed shut in her face again. Too many funny things in one morning made Lily a happy girl. She told Evelyn about Jeremy's reaction and about his house being bombed. Evelyn too broke out in laughter, and the two suddenly noticed that two boys were looking at them with curiosity.

"Hi!" a cute boy cried out. "I'm Sirius Black!"

"I'm Evelyn, and this is my friend Lily!" Evelyn cried out, happy for some boy-attention. She had been without a boyfriend for a full month now, and she was starting to feel a little lonely.

"I'm James," said another boy, his hair almost as messy as Jeremy's.

Lily and Evelyn made their way to the boys' house, or what they assumed to be the boys' house. Compared to Jeremy's house, the house was large and magestic, and you could tell just from looking at the outside that there was something special about it.

"I saw your little prank on Jeremy's house!" Lily blurted out in awe.

The boys broke up in laughter and asked, "What did you think of it?"

"It was awesome! I need some pranks like those to play on my sister!" Lily replied enthusiastically, secretly hoping they might help her play some pranks on Petunia in the near future.

Suddenly Petunia was heard stomping down the street, and, skinny as she was, she could stomp pretty loudly.

"Uh, sorry guys, gotta run!" Lily and Evelyn sprinted back home, before Petunia could see them. They took the long way, but, because both were athletic stars, they had no trouble getting there before Petunia. Petunia, meanwhile, had been seething with anger, marching all around the street, trying to find Lily.

Lily and Evelyn raced upstairs, pretending to be asleep. They heard Lily's parents wake up and start making coffee. A smile crept up on both their faces. There was no way her parents would believe Petunia now!

A heavy door slammed shut and Petunia marched in the house. Bitter argument ensued, just as always. Lily's parents didn't necessarily favor Lily, it was just that Petunia was going through puberty while Lily was not, so Petunia was always bitter about everything, claiming that Lily was the favorite in the family. Lily just talked less and was censured less because of it.

"But MOM! I swear! How else could I have this disgusting, horrible hair!? Do you think I'd do this to myself, just for the fun of it!?" Petunia was heard whining.

Petunia's mom and dad could be heard mumbling something, and Petunia was heard clearest, screaming her head off, at ten-thirty in the morning.

Evelyn and Lily decided it was time to "wake up" and strolled leisurely to the breakfast table, Lily now dressed in a pink summer skirt and white tanktop.

"Lily dearest, there was mail for you yesterday, I forgot to tell you because you were so busy doing whatever it was you were doing. Here it is.. for some reason, it wasn't in the mailbox. It was just.. dropped off. I saw an owl flurry by the mailbox shortly after I got it, too. I think I'm seeing things.." her mother said, shaking her head. It must be all the stress from work lately.. she thought about her bossy colleagues and disgusting boss, with a headache at her temples already forming.

Lily opened the letter happily. It wasn't every day she got such an important looking letter. Although her mother was probably too stressed out to notice it, there were golden letters on the envelope. "Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry," it said in fancy lettering. She murmured the words aloud.

"Well, what is it?" Lily's dad asked.

"Well like, I dunno, it says 'Hogwards School of Witchcraft and Wizardry'," Lily said, in an indifferent tone. She knew where her place was--in Madison Middle School. 'Homecoming Queen and Top Student, Lily Evans!' Lily imagined herself as a beauty queen, receiving the Middle School Homecoming award, flashing a sexy smile that made all the boys' hearts melt.

"Lily.. Lily!.. LILY!" Her dad's voice caught her attention.

"Yes Daddy?"

"Do you want to go to this place?"

An expression of disapproval immediately showed that she did not want to go to Hogwarts. It's probably all hogwash! she thought to herself, laughing at her own "clever" pun.

"OF COURSE she wants to go!" Lily's sister cut in, before Lily could have a word.

"Really? It's a boarding school though.." Lily's mother was mildly stirred from her thoughts. Well.. at least, if she leaves Petunia won't be complaining all the time.. It might be for the best, she thought. She would find it hard, leaving her princess all by herself in a private school.. but hey, they had the money, and she'd be coming home every few months right? It just might work..

"Of course she wants to, doesn't she!" Petunia said enthusiastically, smiling evilly as she had gotten her revenge. She knew very well that her sister was "popular" at Madison Elementary and that she had every intention of going on to Madison MS, being miss popular there. Well, I won't let that happen, she grinned evilly.

"No, but I don't want--" Lily tried desperately to say she didn't want to go, but Petunia's talkativeness wouldn't allow it.

"Well it says here in the letter that you have to go to Diagon Alley, for your books," Lily's father said.

"Are you sure about this? Wouldn't you rather learn about physics, and chemistry.." Lily could see her father going off to lala-land as well, just thinking about Einstein and his Grand Unification Theory. Maybe he has a point, Lily thought. I don't really want to go on learning about the Industrial Revolution.. magick sounds pretty cool, anyways. I mean, I've always dressed up as a witch on Halloween..