Fushigi Yugi took over Sesame Street

warning: It's one of my fics, there's warning enough! Oh and almost everyone swears...and there will be perversions later on^^' Have fun reading!

D/C: It still stands!

~*~*~*~Producer of S.S talking with Ruby Moon(That's me that's me!^^')~*~*~*~

Producer: so you're the authoress of this pointless fic?

Ruby: Yes that's right, I called you here to tell you...your fired and I'm talking you job!

Producer: But you can't! That's MY job!

Ruby: Not anymore bitch, I'm the boss around here!

Producer: But...What will I do then? I need to eat too!

Ruby: I'm not THAT much of a frigid bitch!...You're my maid now, go clean my room before my mom get's on my ass about it!

Producer: Yes ma'am...*Producer goes to open Ruby's door to her room*

Producer: FOR THE LOVA....!!!!*shrieks*

Ruby: So it's been a while....so sue me....*shrugs*

~*~*~*~ Ruby( the new producer/director) goes to see her new actors cast~*~*~*~

Ruby: Hello everyone^^ I'm the producer/ director of Sesame Street, you can just call me Ruby.

Tasuki:... your only 14...

Ruby: Your point is?

Nuriko: Aren't you too young to be a producer/ director thing-y?

Ruby: Nahhhhh....Besides, the other hard-ass director would of made you be all cute and cuddly! We aren't going for a freaking Telletubby(sp ? Like hell I watched that god forsaken show!) takeover!

Chichiri: I see no da. So what do we have to do na no da?

Ruby: Right, I'll give you the roles and you'll get your costumes ok!

Cast:...*sweatdrop*

Ruby: Tasuki...Oscar the grouch!


Tasuki: WHAT THE FUCK?!

Ruby: Shut up for a bit...Miaka...you're one of those human kids ok?

Miaka: OK^^ yay!

Ruby: Anywayyyy...Chichiri...your Grover!

Chichiri: Daaaaa!!

Ruby: Tamahome...Big Bird!

Tamahome: I'm a fucking big yellow bird?

Ruby: Yup...Chiriko...Elmo!

Chiriko: YAY My hero!!!!!!

Ruby: Yeah get over it kid...Mitsukake...Snuffle affa- wazza thing...???

Mitsukake:...

Ruby: uhhh yeeeahhh...Nuriko...Zoe, the monster girl thing.

Nuriko: Yay I'm a girl!!

Ruby: Good for you and Hotohori...You are gonna be another human person.

Hotohori: At least I'm not a monster thing....or a huge bird...

Tamahome: I'm not huge!...just really really big...

Nuriko: WHAT? If Hotohori-sama is a child I want to be one!!!

Ruby: Get over it and get ready ok!

~*~*~*~Once everyone's ready on the set~*~*~*~

*Playing song in the background*Can you tell me how to get, how to get to Fushigi Yugi street....

Tamahome in Big Bird costume: Hey there boys and girls! Welcome to Fushigi Yugi street! I'm Tama-Bird and these are my friends...*looks over to Chichiri and Tasuki*

Tasuki the grouch: Your all a bunch of motha *bleep*ers

Grover: Now Tasuki, be nice no da!

Tasuki: Shove it up your *bleep*! I live in a *bleep*ing garbage can!

*Nuriko walks on stage*

Zoe* reading script with monotone voice* : Hello. Friends. What. Is. Going. On?

Tasuki: You *bleep*ing suck Nuriko!

Zoe: I. Am..Not. Nuriko.

Tasuki: Oh riiiight....your Zoe...the girl monster that was sleeping around with the little kid Hotohori!

Zoe: I did not you *bleep*! I'm gonna *bleep*ing kill you Tasuki!

*Zoe punches Tasuki into a wall*

Grover: Oh dear...I pity the kids that are watching this na no da....

Tama-bird: They'll get over it with therapy...Tasuki might not though...

Ruby *off set* : Keep going, this is gold!!

Zoe: She's enjoying this...

Tama-bird: You think Nuriko?

Zoe: I TOLD you guys, I'm not Nuriko!

Grover: give it up no da.

Zoe: Shut up Chichiri!

Grover: Make me na no da!

*Grover disappears into his kasa*

Tama-bird: Well he's gone...

Zoe: Heh... I think I scared him off... anyways...bring out the kids!

*off stage Ruby let's Miaka and Hotohori out of a cage*

Tama-bird: did you really need to lock them in there?

Ruby *off stage* yeah, they were bugging me!

Zoe: Child abuse!

Ruby *off stage* Gay cross-dresser! :P

Zoe: Now your just being mean...

Ruby*walks on set* : I'm a bitch, whatcha gonna do about it?

Zoe *scared of Ruby* : N-nothing!

Ruby: That's better...*walks off set*

Miaka: Tama-bird!

Tama-bird: MIAKA!

Miaka: TAMA-BIRD!

Tama-bird: MIAKA!

Ruby *off stage* : SHUT THE FUCK UP! Get on with it...

Zoe: Yes ma'am!

Hotohori: I knew we shouldn't have signed that contract...

*Elmoko( Chiriko) standing behind Ruby off set*

Elmoko: Is this live?

Ruby: Yup...I'm gonna ruin the future generations!

Elmoko: Why?

Ruby: 'Cause I just feel like it at the moment...That and I felt like writing another one of my pointless humor fics!^^'

Elmoko: Your evil...

Ruby: Why thank you!*hugs Elmoko*

*Back to the show*

*Tasuki is back on set after waking up from being smashed into a wall*

Tasuki: That wasn't *bleep*ing funny!

Zoe: Oh...your back?

Tasuki: *bleep* yeah!

Tama-bird: Can we cut to commercial?

Ruby *off set* : Sure!

~*~*~* Cut to commercial~*~*~*~



Ok next part will be what's happening during the comercial...just wait and see how messed up I really am! Hope you like it!