Dear mommy and daddy....after reading a very disturbing fic on the internet about Fushigi Yugi taking over Sesame Street
I've decided to go to the nut house, it's not your fault...I knew I shouldn't of read any of Ruby Moon's fics, she's a demon...A
DEMON...*cough* but anyway...I just wanted to let you know this before I spend the rest of my life eating pancakes and
talking about the affect of Tasuki's swearing has on children like me....I'm sorry goodbye!
Signed: Lil Timmy
Note: Doesn't that make you feel all warm inside? I really did mess someone life up with my fic! But anywho...I'm not done
yet! Just wait...with my mind I'll take over the damn world and make an army of messed up kids! Ok on with the next
part....and P.S. That Lil letter on top is just for fun, it's not real and I'm not really on any drugs ok!
Warning: you saw the last part right? I've already said too much! But there will be Tasuki/ Chichiri hints, it doesn't mean
anything it's just for fun! Though I do love 'em together...
D/C: NOT MINE BUHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!
~*~*~*~During the commercials~*~*~*~
Tasuki: What the fuck didja smoke before you stole Sesame Street?!
Ruby: Well I like weed and....hey! Mind your own bees wax!
Tasuki: High bitch....
Ruby: Pansy ass gay bandit!
Tasuki: I'm not gay!
Ruby: Than you should read my other fic...You and Chichiri are getting it on...
Chichiri: WHAT, no da?!
Tasuki: You messed up whore!
Ruby: YOU TAKE THAT BACK BEFORE MY FOOT FINDS A NICE PLACE UP YOUR ASS!!!!!
Tasuki: Sorry sorry!!!!I didn't mean it!!!
Ruby: Oh it's so hard being this cruel!
Hotohori: Why did you lock us up in a cage?
Ruby: I figured once Miaka got really hungry you'd be a goner....
Nuriko: YOU BITCH! YOU WERE GONNA LET MIAKA EAT HIM!!!!*hits Ruby Moon into a wall*
Ruby* in lots of pain*: G-go...back...to the...show!*Ruby faints*
Tasuki: Now we'll do this our way!
Tamahome: You do know it will probably be even worse right?
Tasuki: Fuck yeah! That's what I'm hoping for!
~*~*~*~Commercial is over and everyone is back on set...except Ruby...she's passed out somewhere~*~*~*~
Tama-bird: We're back boys and girls! Now it's time to go to the cookie corner with Cookie Monster( guess who he is!^^')
*goes to new scene with Zoe, Miaka and "Cookie Monster" all sitting down by a fire*
Cookie Monster: Graouwwwlllll grrrrr grrrrr ARGFHGE!!!
Miaka :Ashitare....would you be so kind to tell us what you said?( Lol doesn't he make a great Cookie Monster?)
*Ashitare/Cookie Monster bites on Miaka's arm*
Zoe: HEY LET HER GO DOG BREATH!!!!
*Zoe pounds on Ashitare for a while until he yelps and lets go*
Cookie Monster: GRRRRRRR!!!
Miaka: You HURT him Nuriko!!!!
Zoe: HE WAS SUCKING ON YOUR ARM MIAKA!!!!
Miaka: You hurt his feelings Nuriko!
Zoe: He's a stupid flee bag Miaka!
Cookie Monster:*whimpers*
Miaka: AWWWW your really making him FEEL bad NURIKO!*hugs Ashitare*
*Ashitare is gnawing on Miaka's head now*
Zoe: MIAKA!!!! TAMA-BIRD! GET HER OUT OF THERE!
*Tama-bird walks on set*
Tama-bird: Miakaaaaaa.....why don't we go for a walk...
*Miaka jumps up and runs to Tama-bird*
Miaka: OK!!!!!
*Tama-bird and Miaka leave the set and Ashitare looks over to Nuriko*
Nuriko:...
Ashitare: *Licks lips*
~*~*~*~End seen~*~*~*~
*Song playing in the background* La la la la, la la la la, Elmoko's song! La la la la, la la la la Elmoko's song...
Elmoko: Hi there everybody! I'm Elmoko, the cute little red monster! Today we'll be doing arts and crafts with Tasuki the grouch!
Tasuki the grouch: How the *bleep* did I get stuck with this job!? I'm NOT doing *bleep*in' arts and crafts!
Elmoko: PLEASEEEEEE TASUKIIIIIIIIII-SANNNNNNNNN!!!!!!
Tasuki the grouch: NO!
Elmoko: PllllllleeeeeEEEEEESSSEEEEEAAAAASEEEEEEESEEEEEEEeeeeeeeEEEEESSSSSSSSSSEEEEEEE!!!!!!!
Tasuki the grouch: STOP THAT *bleep* it!
Elmoko: Will you do it than?
Tasuki the grouch: Fine fine....just NEVER do that *bleep*in' sound again!
Elmoko: YAY! Thank you Tasuki-san! *hugs Tasuki's garbage can that Tasuki is sitting in*
Tasuki the grouch: Yeah Yeah....let's just get this over with....
Elmoko: You know Tasuki-san...after all this is done, you should take a really long shower, that garbage can is making you stink!
Tasuki the grouch: shut the *bleep* up!
Elmoko: TASUKIIIIIIIIIIIIIII-SAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!
Tasuki the grouch: SORRY SORRY!!!!!!!
Elmoko: YAY!^^
Tasuki the grouch: That's why I don't want kids...
Elmoko: That and Ruby said your gay, she says you can't have kids with Chichiri as much as you may try...
Tasuki the grouch: WHAT THE *bleep*!? WHERE THE HELL IS THAT GIRL! I'M GONNA MURDER HER!
Elmoko: She's still stuck to the wall Tasuki-san.
Tasuki the grouch: Once she wakes up I'm gonna kill her!
Elmoko: So does that mean your still gay and you and Chichiri-san can't have a child!?
Tasuki the grouch: I'm not gay Chiriko, that's just something she's tellin' you to get me in shit...
Elmoko: Awwww...I thought you and Chichiri-san looked cute together!
Tasuki the grouch: You really think so?
Elmoko: Yeah, you guys look so kawaii together!^^
Tasuki the grouch: Hmmmmm....
Tama-bird *off set*: Let's end this sketch, I'm sure we have damaged those kids enough without having them learn about YAOI guys!
Tasuki the grouch: Yeah I'm *bleep*in' fed up!
Elmoko: But we didn't get to make some art Tasuki-san!
*Tasuki takes a piece of garbage and glues it to a piece of wood*
Tasuki the grouch: There ya go! Let's stop this shit now! Cut to commercial!
~*~*~*Cuts to commercial~*~*~*~
*all the cast sitting around having a coffee except for Nuriko, Miaka, Ruby Moon, Tamahome and Ashitare*
Tasuki: This is so damn stupid, why the hell do we continue!?
Chichiri: It's paying good no da!
Tasuki: Hmmmm....Money is always good...
Chiriko: Tasuki what's the next sketch?
Tasuki: I don't fuckin' know! Why don't ya ask the fridge?!
Hotohori: Sarcasm is a bad thing Tasuki, you don't want to ruin the poor boy do you?
Tasuki: Shut up cage boy!
Hotohori: You do remember I'm the emperor right? I can throw you in jail at any time I wish!
Tasuki: Fuck you...-_-'
Mitsukake: Where is everyone?
Chichiri: I dunno na no da, they are gone!
Tasuki: Fuck, so ya can speak Mits!?
Mitsukake: yes
Tasuki :Where is Ruby? I need to kill her!
Chichiri: She's still stuck in that wall no da...
Tasuki: Ah hell, we'll leave her there a bit longer...
Hotohori: I agree, she's the one who locked me up!
Chiriko: Well, we still need the others, we'll wait a bit before we go back on.
~*~*~*~Commercial to be continued in next part~*~*~*~
The big questions beggin...Where is Nuriko? Is he with Ashitare? What about Miaka and Tamahome... Could they have gotten lost taking a walk? And Ruby...do we really care what she's doing? *sniffle* I do...but ah hell the wall is kinda comfy!^^' Anywho it's not done....it will never be done! MUHAHAHAHA..ha.ha...ha..*cough* um yeah, just wait and see.