Summary: Leo and Becky are at it again!! This time Luke Skywalker, Brakiss, the Light and Dark Jedi knights have new powers to deal with that's not connected to the Force. * guess who!* Who's side will the saiyans be on?
Title: Trouble Strikes Again!!
Author: Saiyan Jalapeno
Rate: PG…nothin' serious
A/n: I don't own Starwars blah blah……
I'm looking out for someone,
Who's not afraid of anyone….
All it Takes, Steller
CHAPTER ONE
"I've got it!" Becky cried. "STARWARS!!"
Leo looked at her like she was crazy. She snorted. "Starwars? Are you kidding?! What, are you talking about the Movie…the OLD-Yoda-series…the books……??"
"Oh." Becky laughed sheepishly. "Shit I don't know. I just said 'Starwars'."
Leo rolled her eyes. It was just like Becky to blurt something out without thinking.
"Well you choose then." Becky snapped, knowing her thoughts. "I don't really care which one we go to. I don't hear you comin' up with any BRILLIANT ideas!"
"Definitely not the old-series, you know, back in the 70's when they first made the trilogy." Leo replied, unfazed. "It'll be SOOOO tame."
Becky changed her voice into Yoda's. "Mmmm……and meet the little green man from Mars, yes?" she chuckled in a Yoda-like way. "Ohh…I can see the future…….dark your future is…….in fact, you have no future!! The dark side will SUCCEED…OW!" she cried, as Leo thumped her jolting her back into reality. "What was that for??"
"For being yourself…it's annoying me." Leo smirked. Becky pulled a face.
"What about the movie then?" Becky said, brushing her hair. "We can meet Ewen Mgregor and….whatshisname…"
"Liam Nelson."
Becky stared at her. "Oooohhh!!" she poked Leo in the side and grinned. "Someone HAS been keeping up with all the starwars junk!! Hey, hey, so what's the FIRST thing you going to tell this LIAM NELSON when you meet him eh?"
Leo laughed. "Get a haircut and get a real job!!"
Becky roared with laughter.
"Nah let's make it the books…there's someone I'm dying to meet." Leo said eagerly. Becky grinned at her.
"Oh really? And this certain person wouldn't happen to be…a bad guy??"
"Leo grinned in return. "Well, you know how I fall for the bad boys, sis."
Becky grinned widely, but kept the ball rolling. "o-kay uh-huh, and, this certain PERSON wouldn't have a name called…..BRAKISS would he??"
"Mmmm…maybe."
"I knew it! You suck at keeping secrets!!." Becky laughed. "That's why you kept renting all those starwars books and 'Young Jedi Knights' series!"
She thumped her on the shoulder. "Well, who am I to stop you?? Even thought you chose the last dimention, I'll let you have another chance."
Leo grinned. "Let's go!!"
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Stopping outside the door, Becky gripped the handle, but didn't open it.
"Um…a plan. We need a plan, little sis."
"You and your damn PLANS!!" Leo sighed.
"My damn PLANS, as you say, will help us keep the charades up and maybe from getting killed, thankyou." Becky said sharply.
"We're super saiyans…"
Becky cut in. "Super Saiyans may look indestructible Leo, but we're still mortal, I mean, Vegeta died…four times?? HELLO?? Think about it, dummy."
"Then our third wish should have been for immortality!" Leo raved. "When I get my hands on that eternal dragon…."
Becky rolled her eyes. She could go on forever. "Okay…let's see….your going to be the bad guy right??"
"Bad girl, yep."
"Whatever. So that means we'll have to have a good guy, which'll have to be…" Becky sighed at her second-rate choice. "me. DAMN! Why did I have to play goody2shoes?"
Leo grinned. "You know I'll be better at playing the psycho, Becs. Besides, didn't you want to meet Luke Skywalker??"
"NO! Nooooooo….That was when I was twelve, I have no interest in him what ever now. Anyway, can you believe he still hasn't had a haircut??!"
"No I can't. Getting back on track." she glanced questioningly at Becky. "Do you think Brakiss or Luke Skywalker will be able to learn Ki? I mean, Krillin did, and he use to be a bald-little-nobody."
"True." Becky though hard, trying to dig up any info in her memories she could find. "I suppose Brakiss could. Ki can be connected to anger, right? If they're told what to do properly….."
Leo butted in. "But if we are going to get the Light and Dark side to fight, it'll be a lot harder to show Luke what to do. If it's all the negatives energies like ANGER, he's gonna automatically think it's the Dark side, and probably tell you to piss off. He won't go for it, I'm telling you."
"Right. Well if he doesn't fight, when you teach Brakiss…IF you teach him…then the Dark side will win."
Leo gawked at her. "So why don't we let the Dark side win??"
"Because stupid!! In Starwars, you HAVE to have a Light and Dark side!"
"Who said?"
Becky groaned and shook her head as if to say 'I give up!' "Okay. This is what we'll do. We go in. YOU are the bad-ass chick, from another planet, the Dark side Ally, whatever. I'll go as a freakin' GOOD GUY * goddamit* and try to..help them out. If he doesn't use Ki, then they're all dead meat."
"Oh man, that's sad." Leo said. "As much as I like blowing things up, it's a pity it had to be starwars."
Becky was about to open the door, but Leo stopped her.
She planted a grin on her face. "Oh wait. Watch this."
She waved her hand an inch from her face in a downward motion. Her dark jeans and top melted, turning into black leather pants and jacket. On her bare hands appeared dark fingerless gloves. Her grizzly shoes darken to heavy-looking steel-cap boots. Standing tall, she grinned, the shifting complete.
"whadda ya think??"
Becky stared at her. "RIGHT ON!! You got the shit gears!!…" Becky decided to try that herself. Concentrating, she imagined her clothes in her minds eye. Her jeans morphed into white leather, with matching steel-cap boots, fingerless gloves, and jacket. Her clothing was basically the same to Leo's, apart from the color. Almost as an after thought, a long white trenchcoat appeared, trailing down her back to her feet. Becky opened her eyes. "Well??"
"Now we look like total opposites. " Leo said, giving her a high-five. "YEAH BABY!! Light vs. Darkness. You look totally out of it!! Here, swap ya…" she uncipped her scouter, giving Becky her blue-lends one, and Becky gave up her black one.
"This is it! BRING IT ON!!" Leo shouted. Becky smiled. Now THIS is what having fun is all about!
Becky yanked open the door, and they both leaped through.
Into thin air.
"whoa." Leo balanced herself and hovered. "okay…all set?"
Becky reset her scouter and brushed her hair back. "Right. Where are you going?"
Leo looked around. "uh…well, where are we first?"
"On Yavin 4, I think. I was just about to head to the Academy." She giggled. "What are you going to do miss-bad-ass??"
"I actually wanted to be at the Shadow Academy. I though maybe I could cause some havoc and pretend to be captured."
"Oh. Well just do this…" Becky twinkled her fingers, causing the air before them to twist and separate into another portal. "Just think about where you want to go and do that."
Leo smirked. "Cool! Well, keep in touch then!" She tapped her scouter and grinned. "Seeya!" Leo jumped in the rift and dissapeared from sight.
The portal closed, leaving Becky by herself. Powering slightly, the saiyan smiled and flew towards the Jedi Academy.
So..what do you think?? I must say, this story does sound unusual, but hey, someone out there might like it. part 2 up soon!! Bye!!
