BEFORE I START, I MUST ALWAYS, REPEATEDLY, SAY THESE HORRID WORDS! I DO NOT OWN YU GI OH! THERE I SAID! AND BARELY IN ONE PIECE.
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YEAH! I JUST CAME BACK FROM THE STORE! I BOUGHT THE "MEAL FOR THE CHAMPIONS!" 2 DOZEN DR. P, 1 DOZEN HONEY AND EXTREMELY POWDERED SUGARED DOUGHNUT AND 1 JUMBO SIZED CHOCOLATE SYRUP! BWAHAHAHAHAHA! (AND THE SUPER HYPER SUGAR RUSH TAKES CONTROL OF SM!) BEWARE! EXTREME HILARITY COMETH YOUR WAYTH! GYAHAHAHAHAHA!
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IT IS WAY AFTER 12 NOW AND THE SUN IS STARTING TO TURN ORANGEY. THE "REAL" PARTY IS ABOUT TO UNFOLD!
Mini K in sapphire blue bikini: Hey Yugi! (Walks towards him while staring at the dancing Mini Yami) How long does his sugar rush last?
Mini Yugi in white swim shorts: (Looks at her and sweatdrops) You drowned a gallon of Grape Fanta down his throat! He'll be having a hangover in the morning! (sighs and remembers the last time Yami was high on Fanta or anything w/ artificial coloring *borrowed that from someone, but haven't the slightest idea who made that up at the moment. SM bows down for forgiveness "Sorry!")
Mini K in sapphire blue bikini: Really?!
Mini Yugi in white swim shorts: (Nods and sweatdrops)
Mini K in sapphire blue bikini: (Smiles and thinks of dirty thoughts to do to Mini Yami) So he won't remember anything come tomorrow morn'! (Rubs hands together) Heh heh heh!
Mini Yugi in white swim shorts: What dirty thought are you thinking?!
Mini K in sapphire blue bikini: Who said it was going to be dirty?
Mini Yugi in white swim shorts: (Sighs then shrugs) Sssssuuuurrreee!
Mini Seto in deep green swim shorts: (Dramatically appears from behind Mini K) I told You . . . You are Not to Associate With That Scumbag!
Mini K in sapphire blue bikini: (Does her ever so sweet act when she desperately wants something) But Brother Dearest. I thought you 2 already divorced!
Mini Seto in deep green swim shorts: I Did (talks to himself *Thank God!*) . . . But You are Not to Associate With Him Period! For I have spoken! (Stomps his foot down as he said that last sentence)
Mini K in sapphire blue bikini: (Her temper flares *She's actually meaner than Seto when she's really mad* Grabs Seto's neck and chokes him while flinging him widly) You Can't Have Everything! Have You Ever Heard Of Sharing, Brother Dear! And Besides, Yami belongs to Meeee now!
Mini Seto in deep green swim shorts: (Is choking and turning quite blue) ooookkkkaaayyy! Jjjjjuuusssttt llleeeetttt gggooo aaalllrrreeeaaadddyyyy! (Mini k release her death grip and drops Mini Seto to the ground. Mini Seto rubs his neck gets up gracefully *oh oh!*) Just One Thing. Nothing Dirty Till after your Married! No wait! Make that after You turn 21, no make that 22, no make that . . . (He narrowly escapes her wrath with his life) Phew! That's It! She's going to a Nunnery School after Summer!
SM in black swim suit w/ devils tail: (Watches as Mini Seto runs by. Looks at Mini K.) Hmmm. Me thinks something juicy is about to start that ways! (Hides behind a big rock spying on Mini K. Super Mini Malik is hiding behind SM's neck and begins to break out the Viddie Cam. And SM begins to sing "Love is in the Air")
Super Mini Malik in black swim shorts: Bwahahahahaha! A love scene! A love scene which He (Mini Yami) won't remember! Aaaaahhh! The torture I can do with this video! (Hugs and kiss his viddie cam)
SM in black swim suit w/ devil's tail: Maybe I can learn a trick or too! And share it with YYC. Or better Yet, teach it to poor clueless Bakura! Nyahahahahaha!
Meanwhile at the other side of the beach. YYC can be heard screaming and running!
YYC in red bikini w/ Santa's hat: Eeeeekkkk! Stay away from Me you Perverted Freak!
Mini Y. Bakura in deep purple shorts: Just Give Me One Kiss! Just One Kiss! And all will be Over! Mwahahahahaha! I will make you into a Mary-sue! Mwahahahaha! Give Pappa a big kissy wissy! Mwahahahahaha!
YYC in red bikini w/ Santa's hat: mmmmoookkkkuuubbbbaaaa! I need Your scud missile! Hhhuuurrrryyyy!
Mini Mokuba in rubber ducky swim shorts: Aaaalllrrriiiggghhhtttyyy! (Scud Missile mysteriously appears behind him and throws it towards YYC) Here you go!
YYC in red bikini w/ Santa's hat: Thanks!
Mini Mokuba in rubber ducky swim suit: No prob'! Just pick a missile w/ the red button!
YYC in red bikini w/ Santa's hat: Okay! (Reads choices) 10 ton Rubber Ducky, Giant Dancing Crab, Enraged Wild Bull, Complete set of Spice Girls singing and dancing Action Figure. Huh? Spice Girls Action Figure? .* And for Girls - All that is slimy? Where'd he get this stuff from? (continues to read) Godly chants and 1,000 volts Electro Shocker! Hmmm? What to use first? (Is still running) Let's see, let's try this Spice Girls Action Figure! (Stops, aims, then fires!) (And out comes a Life Size Spice Girls Action Figure, singing and dancing to "Wanna Be")
Mini Y. Bakura in deep purple swim shorts: (Stops, rolls, and cries in pain, while holding his ears shut) Aaaaaaaaa! Spice Girls! The Spice Girls! Make it stop! Please, Make it Stop! Aaaaaaahhhhh!
YYC in red bikini w/ Santa's hat: (*sweatdrops* Now presses the Enraged Wild Bull button. And a bull comes out the scud missile and tramples over and over again on top of Mini Y. Bakura.)
Mini Y. Bakura in deep purple swim shorts: Eek! Ouch! Uch! Aah! Eee! Melp! (Help!) Mommy!
YYC in red Bikini w/ Santa's hat: Hmm? (Presses the 10 ton Rubber Ducky button. And a 10 ton Rubber Ducky fall and flattens Mini Y. Bakura and buries him underground.)
Mini Y. Bakura in purple swim shorts: (Finally manages to dig himself out from under the insanely huge Rubber Ducky)
YYC in red Bikini w/ Santa's hat: Godly chants? What's that? (presses button and angels pop out from everywhere singing)
Angels: God is Good! God is Love! God Loves You! God is Everywhere Looking at You! Etc . . . . _;; (Angels continues w/ their phrases of God)
Mini Y. Bakura in deep purple swim shorts: Aaaaauuuggghhhh! (Clamping his ears tightly) I can't take This Anymore! Make them stop with this infernal chantings!
YYC in red bikini w/ Santa's hat: Ooh! The Dancing Crab! (The Dancing Crab stops it's dancing with Mini Yami and charges after Mini Y. Bakura with his huge claws making snippity snap snap sounds)
Mini Y. Bakura in deep purple swim shorts: Aaaaiiiyyyeeee! Oooouuuccchhh! Ooooooo! Aaaauuuggghhhh!
YYC in red bikini w/ Santa's hat: What else is there? For girls-All that is slimy? Naahh! That won't do! Let's see there was one more, Gyahahahaha! 1,000 volts Electro Shocker! (Presses the button, and a Big Lightning Strikes down on Mini Y. Bakura. Zzzzaaapppp!)
Mini Y. Bakura: (Looks totally Crispy and Totally Burnt) Eep! (The winds blows, and carry his ashes across the beack)
YYC in red bikini w/ Santa's hat: Ha 5x! This is Grrreeaatt! I can't wait to use this on Seto! Mwahahahaha!
Meanwhile the remaining of the characters.
Mini Yugi, Joey & Tristan: (Is amusing themselves by the dancing head flaming Mini Yami. And taking lotz of pictures by orders of SM and Mini K)
Mini Tristan in copper color swim shorts: He looks like a living dancing tiki torch! Gyahahahaha! Snap! Snap! (taking pictures as Mini Yami dips under the flaming torch, setting his hair ablaze again!)
Mini Joey in lime green swim shorts: Yeah! Except without the hula skirt! Bwahahahaha! Snap! Snap! (Takes pictures as Mini Yami does the Michael Jackson spin to stop the flames on his head, for the upteenth time!)
Mini Yugi in white swim shorts: (Is rolling w/ laughter and crying on the ground while Mini Yami continues with his dance.)
Let's see what Mini Bakura is up too!
Mini Bakura in light blue swim shorts: (Is chasing the Giant Dancing Crab) Come back here! I said come back here! I need you for my dinner ingredients, Giant Seafood Pasta! Starts throwing random sets of metal mallets towards the Giant Dancing Crab)
Giant Dancing Crab: (Is running for dear Life while chasing after Mini Y. Bakura and Mini Seto)
THIS IS JUST TO MUCH! MWAHAHAHAHA! *LIFTS THE "MEAL FOR THE CHAMPIONS"* AND BEGINS TO MUCH SOMEMORE!
OKAY THAT'S ENOUGH OF HILARITY FOR NOW, COME BACK FOR NIGHT TIME FEVER!
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