I HAVE RETURNED! (ECHOES . . RETURNED! RETURNED! RETUNED!)
MALIK: YIPPY! WWEEERRREEE BBBAAACCCKKK!
BOTH: MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! (EVIL LAUGHING CONTINUES!)
IT'S GOOD TO BE BACK IN COMEDY AGAIN! OH SETO DARLIN!
I'M HHHOOOMMMEEE!
SETO: NNNNOOOOOOO! (DOES A CROSS SIGN WITH HIS ARMS) BACK!
BACK! BACK YOU EVIL BEING! BACK I SAY!
Y. BAKURA: HEY! WHAT HAPPENED TO ME! I REMEMBER BEING ON
THAT PLANE!
SM: READ ON YABUKU! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Y. BAKURA: WHO THE HECK IS YABUKU?
SM: (POINTS AT Y. BAKURA) YOU! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Y. BAKURA: WHY I OUGHTA! (AIMS TO GRAP SM'S NECK, BUT FALL
RIGHT THROUGH HER) DARN! BEEN PRACTICING I SEE!
SM: (HUGS MALIK) HMM. MHANK-MOU!
MALIK: (MELTING) OU ELCOME!
SM: (SIGHS) I DO NOT OWN YUGIOH. SUEING ME WON'T GAIN
YOU A CENT, NOT EVEN POCKET LINT! (CRIES)
MALIK: (POUTS) POOR BABY! HERE HAVE A . . . DOUGHNUT! ^.^
SM: HMM! DOUGHNUTS! WITH NUTS! (SNUGGLE) *.*
AND OFF TO OUR SHOW!!!!!!
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NIGHTFALLS AND THE PARTY STARTS = = = KINDA!
YYC: SM! Where are you! Come out Come out where ever you are! (Suddenly someone grabs her from behind and pulls her behind a Big Rock!) Mm hmm mm!
SM: Shiiiiii! Quiet. It's getting quite steamy out there! (points to where Mini Yami passed out on Mini K's lap)
YYC: Artificial Color Withdrawal?
SM: Yup! And she's using it as an advantage of Ultimate Evil! Mwahahahahahaha! (laughs evilly very lowly)
YYC: ? ? ? Huh?
SM: Don't look at me! I know not what goes on between man and woman when their alone!
YYC: SM! I didn't know. (looks at super mini Malik) Really!
SM: Really what?
YYC: You know!
SM: YYC spit it out already! Really What? What is it?
Super Mini Malik: (gives YYC a deadly glare)
SM: -.-;; Am I missing something?
YYC: ~_~;; Nothing! Don't worry about it!
SM & YYC: (spying with super spying equipment)
SM: Poor Yami! About to get a . . . cookie but doesn't know it. You taping this Maliky!
Super Mini Malik: Aiye Yie Captain!
SM: Mwahahahahahahaha! The torture I can do with this tape! Mwahahahahahahahaha!
YYC: But he's our friend. Why would you want to torture him?
SM: Umm. Because. I'm ME! And I know what he will do just to get this video! Gyahahahahahaha!
YYC: Oh. OH! Ooohhhh!
SM: Slow there aren't we. Need more muffins? (muffins appears on a plate before YYC)
YYC: I'm not slow! Just Hungry! Much munch munch! Mmmm Blueberry!
SM: You startin to look like a Smurf. ^.^
YYC: (*sweatdrop* wipes mouth with banana leaf) Say where's Y. Bakura and Tea? They were with us on the plane.
SM: Shiiii! I think she's about to make her move. And I'll tell you later! Mwahahahahahaha!
Super Mini Malik: Mwahahahahahahaha! (Raises video cam)
YYC: (peers over big rock)
Super Mini K is seen kissing the sleeping Mini Yami, whose still snoring. Then she raises a big paint brush and begins painting something on his face! BAKA! DOJI! MANUKE! HENTAI! DORK! YOU SLOW DOLT! HURRY UP AND MAKE YOUR MOVE! DUEL THIS! BLUE EYES BARFING DRAGON! HEADLESS DARK MAGICIAN! I'LL DESTROY THAT LITTLE TRAMP OF YOURS! (DARK MAGICIAN GIRL) ETC. . . ETC. . . ETC. . .
SM: Poor Yami! Hasn't been paying much attention to her lately hasn't he!
YYC: Yup! Never leave a woman waiting! Iz scary! Really scary!
Then Mini K drags him to a corner somewhere and leaves him there in His Underpants!
Put on a red lipstick and kisses him here there and everywhere! She smiles and then leaves.
YYC: Ooohhhh! He's gonna think he got a . . . cookie with someone, but he actually didn't!
SM: And I bet she's gonna act like it wasn't her and do that sickening sad puppy eye on him and say "You've got me and you . . . you . . . cheated on Me! I hate yooouuuuu!" And runs of in the sunset somewhere!
YYC: I have gotta see what happens next! Wonder what Seto-kun will do?
SM: First he'll be happy since now his sister is rid of him, then be mad at him for hurting her feelings! Mwahahahahahahaha! *sighs* She's grown into such a woman! I'm so proud!
YYC: Oh yeah! She's your made character isn't she?
SM: Like mother like daughter!
YYC: Which reminds me! Where's Tea and Y. Bakura?
SM: Wanna know?
YYC: (nods)
SM: Oh Maliky! Show her.
Super Mini Malik: (Puffs to his normal size and pulls out a TV out of now where)
Flashback = = = = = = = = = = = = = =
Tea is seen going to the bathroom in the back of the plane. And an Evil Shadow presses a pretty "Do Not Push" button. "AAAiiiiiyyyyeeee!" Can be heard in the toilet.
Evil Shadow: (Puffs into SM) She go down the Drain! Mwahahahahahahahaha! One down one more to go! (rubs hands greedily)
Super Mini Malik: (whose now sitting on top of SM's head) Mwahahahahahahahaha! So evil So demented So so sooo You!
SM: Now how to get to Y. Bakura! (a light bulb flash from above) Muffins! No! Hmm! Rat! No! Penguin! No! Aha! A new addition to The Spice Girl! Chili Spice! Or Taco Spice! How bout' Fajita Spice! Gyahahahahahahaha!
At the Summer house = = =
Everyone prepares for a barbeque when Mini K's screams can be heard
Mini K: You have me and You . . . You . . . You cheated on me! How could yyyooouuu! I haaattteee yyyoooouuuu! I never wwaaannnaaaa ssseeee yyyooouuu agaaaiinnn! (cries and runs off to the house)
Mini Yami: (wraps a banana leaf around his waist) K! Wait! I didn't do anything! (At least I remember not doing anything) (And chasing her towards the house) K! There is Only You in My Life! Waaiiittt! Eeep!
Mini Seto: Yyyaaammmmiii! What is the meaning of this! (Sees the phrases and laughs, then sees the lipstick mark and flames rises high) You went with a whore when you have My sister! (What the Hell am I saying!) (But chases him with a megaton rubber ducky hammer) What the? Oh well. Yyyaaammmiiii! You will Pay for making My Sister Cry!
Mini Yami is seen running towards the sunset being chased by Seto with a rubber ducky hammer! (The uses of the Mighty Rubber Ducky is endless!)
SM & YYC: There they go! Maliky film! Film!
Super Mini Malik: On it! Bwahahahahahaha! Blue Eyes Barfing Dragon! Headless Dark Magician! Bwahahahahahahahaha!
SM: Tomorrow will be quite a day, don't you think?
YYC: I agree!
SM: Shall we continue with our plot?
YYC: Shall we torture Seto now?
SM: Naah! Let him play hero for awhile. We have a better guinea pig to play with! (Pulls out a Extremly Super Mini Y. Bakura in a jar)
YYC: (Sings to "Come on Barbie" and rubs hands) Yes let's play with Our new Toy Dolly Y. Bakura!
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SORRY SO SHORT! BRRR! MY HEATER BROKE AND I'M FREEZING MY ASS OF IN THIS CHAIR! AND I CAN BARELY FEEL MY FINGIE!
TELL ME WHAT KIND OF SPICE NAME TO NAME Y. BAKURA! CUZ WE'LL BE PLAYING BARBIE WITH HIM! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
READY SET ACTION! COME ON BARBIE LET'S PLAY BARBIE! HA HA HA YEAH! (DEMENTED AREN'T I?)
CLICK THE PURPLE THINGIE!