MA: hey peoples. Sorry about last time. I had a hang over. But everyone is still here and-
(Suddenly the digital warlord crashes in.)
DW: did I miss the party?
TIKE: what the fuck are you doing here?
DW: I tracked you down and now I'm going to torture you all.
TAI: what are you gonna do rake us over hot coal?
DW: no something far, FAR worse. I going to...MAKE YOU ALL EAT TAI'S MOM'S COOKING! And then, watch a little TV, like... WATCHING RERUNS OF "HOMEBOYS IN OUTER SPACE."
(Everyone screams)
MAX: you sick bastard.
TAI: my god! That's evil!
IZZY: I think evil is an understatement, Tai!
DW: oh I didn't forget you matt. You'll spend five glorious days and nights with...DAVIS' SISTER!
MATT: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
BW: I'm bad but I ain't that bad.
MATT: (with his head in mimi's lap crying) this is not happening! This is not happening!
DW: oh by the way, ma does own digimon and dbz so go ahead and sue him.
MA: NO! Don't listen to him! He's evil!
DW: You guys read the fic. I'm not done with the rest of you yet.
EVERYONE: NOOOOOOO!
D3: FIGHT FOR THE FUTURE
CH. 16 "THE FACE OF EVIL"
I had plans today. After I talked to azulogmon, I would watch mtv's cribs and train but now, I have to face a very pumped up warlord who's as strong as me but hey! Like I said before, I'm a kamiya and kamiya's love a good fight.
Tension was in the air as the digidestined, the d3s, digimon, and whatever humans were in the area prepared themselves for the fight. But the two combatants were having a fight of words before the main battle.
" I can understand if you wan to piss your pants. I would too if I was facing me."
" Nope. Actually, I'm so excited about fighting you again, I think I'm getting a boner."
" Last time we met, I was a weakling but now with power of the dark ocean coursing through my body, you don't stand a chance."
" Is that right? Show this power of yours. Now enough chit chat, let's get it on!"
Both then took fighting stances in the middle of the street as they prepared to battle. Suddenly, both superpowers met head on as their fist collided in a massive shock wave shattering every window and mirror on the block. Max then shot his leg up and kicked him in the shoulder, which barely fazed him. The warlord did the same only to have the same result. He then flew straight up, with the teen in hot pursuit. As they met again, their elbows met in a flash and sonic boom. The two then began to trade punches and kicks at high speed as they phased in and out of sight, making themselves know by yells and grunts. The onlookers could only watch as the two tore into each other. The warlord broke the scene with two hard punches to the chin. Max replied with a hard knee to the gut and ax hammer to the back. The warlord grabbed his leg and threw him to the roof of an office building. As max tried to get up, the warlord slammed his fist into him, sending both three flours down. The warlord then placed his hands on the face and chest and unleashed a flurry of energy ball as close range. From the outside, the building collapsed and exploded under the force of the attack. The dust flew as the building was reduced to rubble. Then, out of the wreckage came the warlord, with his arms crossed.
" Looking for your friend? Here he comes." He said as max erupted from the pile, but only met a fireball that sent him to the subway entrance, and exploded. The warlord laughed as the others looked on in shock and disbelief.
" Who's next?"
His answer came as the twins, Wargreymon, metal garurumon and imperildramon, floated up to his level.
" Let's go bitch!" said tike.
" We'll see whose the bitch in a few minutes, kid."
Just as he was about to attack when out of the street came a very pissed max. The rocks and stone floated around him in a nuclear type fashion, as max looked up at the scene above him.
" If max can survive that hit, then we can beat this guy." Said Wargreymon as him as the others turned back to face the warlord.
" Stop!" said max as he floated behind them.
" He's mine so stand down."
The group floated back down as max returned his gaze to his enemy with a smile on his face.
" I don't know why you're smiling. I'm the more powerful of the two of us or maybe you're just a glutton for punishment."
" You're making a pretty big assumption about this fight. Since I'm about win this fight and jolly stomp your ass into oblivion."
Outraged, he lunged at max twice but he only met air as max dashed back.
" In all your infinite wisdom, buddy, did you ever wonder why I was late for this fight why I didn't come with the others?"
" Because you felt my power and didn't have the balls face." He said as he grabbed the collar of max, which was still smiling.
" Well, while you were tearing up the town I went to see azulogmon and he told some very interesting, but that's for another time. You see he gave me something very important and you get to see it first." He said as he pulled a green glowing orb out of his pocket that shocked the warlord out of his grip.
" Is that a..."
" Yep, a digital core, straight out of the hands of azulogmon himself. Now let's see if it works."
With that, the core began to glow brightly as did max. In a flash of light, the core disappeared into his hand as veins began to pop out of his head and body and he growled as the power began to fill his body. The glow intensified as the warlord floated back in fear and the others on the ground looked on in wonder. As the glowed died down, max smiled as he looked as his target. He rushed at him with his knee, impacting into his face, cracking his mask and sending him upward. With the aura around him, max jetted over the warlord and kicked him and he went under him but the warlord punched him as he came at him. He then pointed his palm to the sky as an energy form in his hand as it got bigger in his hand by the second. Max landed on his feet below and looked up just as the warlord threw the ball at him. Although it was slow, max knew it was it strong but made no move to avoid it. He cocked his arm back as it neared him. The others yelled at him to move but max knew what he was doing as came ever closer. Just as it was to impact, max whipped his arm, colliding with ball and sending it back to the warlord. As the ball went back, max shot a huge red beam at the warlord swallowing him as the ball smashed into its creator, with a huge explosion, blinding light. As it died, everyone's eyes were on the sky to see if the warlord was still alive. As the smoke cleared, he was indeed still alive but barely. His arms covered his head and chest but he was bleeding. As he relaxed his arms, it was seen that his mouth was visible and spitting up blood. Max took no rest as he flew at him with lightning speed as the warlord punched at him but only to hit his after image while max kicked him in the side, sending him flying with max in pursuit. Anxious to see the end of the fight, sam took off after him. Ken and Davis called imperildramon and morphing into flight mode and everyone followed. Meanwhile, the warlord had stopped and both were now in a test of strength. Max's glowing eyes distracted him and max took advantage by double upper cutting him, sending his flying up and the remains of his mouth piece flew off. Max jetted above him and ax hammered him. As he fell, max flew in front of him and grabbed him with both arms, and flew as fast as he could. Then he let him go, and powered up his tsunami wave. As he was about to hit the ground, max fired his wave at the ground, causing an earth-shattering explosion. Max landed as the dust settled to reveal a huge crater in the park, which was devoid of plant life. To max's surprise, the warlord had reverted back to his original state only more beaten, batter, and broken. As he tried to sit up, he threw off his helmet and began to cough up blood.
" It's over. You've lost. Now you will pay for- Hey! I've seen your face before. I know you."
" Impossible. If what you say about your origin is true, then there's no way you can know me." He said as sam landed next to max.
" Hey max. It's ov-no. No. It's not possible! IT'S NOT FUCKING POSSIBLE!"
Max looked over to his friend, who was stunned and his eyes were bulged out of his head.
" Sam, what's wrong?"
" It can't be! You can't be alive! You died before I was born!" he said as imperildramon landed, dropped them off and dedigivolved. As everyone looked at the unmasked warlord, ken looked like he had seen a ghost.
" Ken, what's wrong?" asked yolei.
" No it's not possible! He can't be alive!"
" Will some one tell me who he is?" said max.
" Yes I know him. His picture hung in the living room of my home. My dad told me stories about him. And I looked up to him." Said sam.
" Yeah I remember that photo. You mean that's..."
" Yes max. That's my brother, sam."
It was true; the digital warlord, the terror of the future, the murderer of thousands, the enslaver of millions, and the nightmare of the d3s, was in fact sam ichijoji, the dead brother of ken and Sam's namesake.
" About time you idiots figured it out!"
" No you're not my brother. My brother's dead!" said ken as he turned his back to him.
" Is that anyway to treat your big brother, Kenny-boy?" he said causing ken to turn back to him with a look of shock on his face. In his entire life, only one person called him Kenny-boy, and that was his brother.
" But how? I saw you died, all those years ago."
" True you did see me died but not the real me. You see, when we first found the digivice, I used it that night to go to the digital world but I went to a very different place; the dark ocean. While there I heard voices in my head, telling me things, my destiny to rule the digital world and the real world, but not as I was. So it created a clone of me and I dumped my weaker emotions in it and sent it to the real world in my place. When it died, I knew nothing would stand in my way. I trained and let the power of the dark ocean transformed me and mold me into the engine of evil and destruction and the emissary of the darkness. I became the digital warlord. But I was lonely for my little brother so the darkness allowed me to influence your thinking and personality to the digimon emperor. You were to rule beside me ken, but you were stupid in playing with the digidestined and keeping wormmon around. If I were there, I would've destroyed that weakling the first chance I got. You were a disappointment then, and a disappointment now."
" That doesn't now. You're defeated."
" On the contrary, max. You see, in one week's time I will unleash my master project upon both worlds and when it's all over, this world and the digital world will be mine! And you all will die!"
Just as he said this, an airdramon with bountymon appeared and he jumped on.
" ONE WEEK FOOLS! ONE WEEK!" And with that he flew off.
" Careful! Careful!" said snivmon. Beastmon place a nude warlord in a large tube and aids began to tape tubes to his body, and a breathing mask. The tube closed and filled with water.
" How long?"
" It will take you the full week to heal sir."
" Just as I thought. Triple the guard around the project."
" Sir, you think they will try something?"
" I doubt it but I like to cover my bases. Dispatch the muscle team. I want max's team destroyed."
" Anything else, sir."
" While I'm healing give me the compound."
" Yes sir."
" One week."
All the destined were at the d3s' apartment with all eyes on sam and ken who were seriously depressed.
" I-I just can't believe my own brother destroyed the future."
" Hey he stopped being your brother the moment he listened to those voices." Said yolei.
" Hey, least you not named after him."
" So max what is this master project?" asked izzy.
" Honestly, I have no idea. I never heard of any master project."
" Could it be the night of hell?" asked sora.
" No, this something big, really big."
" But what?" wondered Tai.
" I think I have your answer." Said doc, out of breath and in the doorway.
" Doc! How did you find this place?"
" Doesn't matter. I found out what the master project is."
He sat down and pulled out his laptop.
" While you were fighting the warlord, I broke into his headquarters and I downloaded the specs of the project but I could unlock half of it. The other half is triple encrypted. But the first half says it all." He said as he inserted a disk in and the program played.
" This is a detailed file of the master project by me, the digital warlord. In my time in the digital world, I discovered that digimon never truly died, only get reconfigured. But how is it that good digimon can come back but evil ones don't. Searching the dimensions, I made a discovery; evil digimon go to a realm beyond the digital world and the dark ocean, to a place I have dubbed the negative zone. Here the evilest of evil, devimon, etemon, myotismon, the dark masters all exist growing stronger with each day. So I have created a portal system called the final gate. I will open a portal to the negative zone and unleash this festering evil. And because of the splintering factor, I will unleash the multiple forms of them too. Etemon, metaletemon, myotismon, venommyotismon, and malomyotismon will be under my control. And that when things get interesting..."
" And that's where it stops."
All the people and digimon in the room were speechless. The thought of facing all of their old enemies and much stronger is a frightening prospect.
" Oh man! What are we gonna do? It took everything had to beat those guys once but not all together." Said Joe.
" What are we gonna do?" asked Mimi.
" We're gonna train."
All eyes turned to max who was looking out the window.
" We've got one week to prepare for possible the biggest battle of our lives and I'm not gonna waste one minute."
" I guess this is it huh? Armageddon?" said TK.
" No lil' bro. It more like digigeddon."
We all knew this was it. In one week, we would face the ultimate army of darkness and we can play around when it comes. Matt was right; this was the began of the end; digigeddon.
NEXT TIME: The d3s are called to the digital world at 7:00am and returned at 5:00pm totally different. How? Read and find out in the two-part mini-series
COUNTDOWN TO DIGIGEDDON PT .1 THE ONE YEAR DAY
MA: hey guys. We barely got the warlord out but the damage was done.
(Matt was in Mimi's lap, drooling like a baby.)
MA: I can't talk much as the bastard made good on his threat.
(Everyone else in a line to the restroom. BW comes out. Tai goes in.)
TAI: DAMN! BlackWargreymon, you stink!
BW: hey. Don't blame me. Blame your mom's cooking.
Later ficcers (moans)
(Suddenly the digital warlord crashes in.)
DW: did I miss the party?
TIKE: what the fuck are you doing here?
DW: I tracked you down and now I'm going to torture you all.
TAI: what are you gonna do rake us over hot coal?
DW: no something far, FAR worse. I going to...MAKE YOU ALL EAT TAI'S MOM'S COOKING! And then, watch a little TV, like... WATCHING RERUNS OF "HOMEBOYS IN OUTER SPACE."
(Everyone screams)
MAX: you sick bastard.
TAI: my god! That's evil!
IZZY: I think evil is an understatement, Tai!
DW: oh I didn't forget you matt. You'll spend five glorious days and nights with...DAVIS' SISTER!
MATT: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
BW: I'm bad but I ain't that bad.
MATT: (with his head in mimi's lap crying) this is not happening! This is not happening!
DW: oh by the way, ma does own digimon and dbz so go ahead and sue him.
MA: NO! Don't listen to him! He's evil!
DW: You guys read the fic. I'm not done with the rest of you yet.
EVERYONE: NOOOOOOO!
D3: FIGHT FOR THE FUTURE
CH. 16 "THE FACE OF EVIL"
I had plans today. After I talked to azulogmon, I would watch mtv's cribs and train but now, I have to face a very pumped up warlord who's as strong as me but hey! Like I said before, I'm a kamiya and kamiya's love a good fight.
Tension was in the air as the digidestined, the d3s, digimon, and whatever humans were in the area prepared themselves for the fight. But the two combatants were having a fight of words before the main battle.
" I can understand if you wan to piss your pants. I would too if I was facing me."
" Nope. Actually, I'm so excited about fighting you again, I think I'm getting a boner."
" Last time we met, I was a weakling but now with power of the dark ocean coursing through my body, you don't stand a chance."
" Is that right? Show this power of yours. Now enough chit chat, let's get it on!"
Both then took fighting stances in the middle of the street as they prepared to battle. Suddenly, both superpowers met head on as their fist collided in a massive shock wave shattering every window and mirror on the block. Max then shot his leg up and kicked him in the shoulder, which barely fazed him. The warlord did the same only to have the same result. He then flew straight up, with the teen in hot pursuit. As they met again, their elbows met in a flash and sonic boom. The two then began to trade punches and kicks at high speed as they phased in and out of sight, making themselves know by yells and grunts. The onlookers could only watch as the two tore into each other. The warlord broke the scene with two hard punches to the chin. Max replied with a hard knee to the gut and ax hammer to the back. The warlord grabbed his leg and threw him to the roof of an office building. As max tried to get up, the warlord slammed his fist into him, sending both three flours down. The warlord then placed his hands on the face and chest and unleashed a flurry of energy ball as close range. From the outside, the building collapsed and exploded under the force of the attack. The dust flew as the building was reduced to rubble. Then, out of the wreckage came the warlord, with his arms crossed.
" Looking for your friend? Here he comes." He said as max erupted from the pile, but only met a fireball that sent him to the subway entrance, and exploded. The warlord laughed as the others looked on in shock and disbelief.
" Who's next?"
His answer came as the twins, Wargreymon, metal garurumon and imperildramon, floated up to his level.
" Let's go bitch!" said tike.
" We'll see whose the bitch in a few minutes, kid."
Just as he was about to attack when out of the street came a very pissed max. The rocks and stone floated around him in a nuclear type fashion, as max looked up at the scene above him.
" If max can survive that hit, then we can beat this guy." Said Wargreymon as him as the others turned back to face the warlord.
" Stop!" said max as he floated behind them.
" He's mine so stand down."
The group floated back down as max returned his gaze to his enemy with a smile on his face.
" I don't know why you're smiling. I'm the more powerful of the two of us or maybe you're just a glutton for punishment."
" You're making a pretty big assumption about this fight. Since I'm about win this fight and jolly stomp your ass into oblivion."
Outraged, he lunged at max twice but he only met air as max dashed back.
" In all your infinite wisdom, buddy, did you ever wonder why I was late for this fight why I didn't come with the others?"
" Because you felt my power and didn't have the balls face." He said as he grabbed the collar of max, which was still smiling.
" Well, while you were tearing up the town I went to see azulogmon and he told some very interesting, but that's for another time. You see he gave me something very important and you get to see it first." He said as he pulled a green glowing orb out of his pocket that shocked the warlord out of his grip.
" Is that a..."
" Yep, a digital core, straight out of the hands of azulogmon himself. Now let's see if it works."
With that, the core began to glow brightly as did max. In a flash of light, the core disappeared into his hand as veins began to pop out of his head and body and he growled as the power began to fill his body. The glow intensified as the warlord floated back in fear and the others on the ground looked on in wonder. As the glowed died down, max smiled as he looked as his target. He rushed at him with his knee, impacting into his face, cracking his mask and sending him upward. With the aura around him, max jetted over the warlord and kicked him and he went under him but the warlord punched him as he came at him. He then pointed his palm to the sky as an energy form in his hand as it got bigger in his hand by the second. Max landed on his feet below and looked up just as the warlord threw the ball at him. Although it was slow, max knew it was it strong but made no move to avoid it. He cocked his arm back as it neared him. The others yelled at him to move but max knew what he was doing as came ever closer. Just as it was to impact, max whipped his arm, colliding with ball and sending it back to the warlord. As the ball went back, max shot a huge red beam at the warlord swallowing him as the ball smashed into its creator, with a huge explosion, blinding light. As it died, everyone's eyes were on the sky to see if the warlord was still alive. As the smoke cleared, he was indeed still alive but barely. His arms covered his head and chest but he was bleeding. As he relaxed his arms, it was seen that his mouth was visible and spitting up blood. Max took no rest as he flew at him with lightning speed as the warlord punched at him but only to hit his after image while max kicked him in the side, sending him flying with max in pursuit. Anxious to see the end of the fight, sam took off after him. Ken and Davis called imperildramon and morphing into flight mode and everyone followed. Meanwhile, the warlord had stopped and both were now in a test of strength. Max's glowing eyes distracted him and max took advantage by double upper cutting him, sending his flying up and the remains of his mouth piece flew off. Max jetted above him and ax hammered him. As he fell, max flew in front of him and grabbed him with both arms, and flew as fast as he could. Then he let him go, and powered up his tsunami wave. As he was about to hit the ground, max fired his wave at the ground, causing an earth-shattering explosion. Max landed as the dust settled to reveal a huge crater in the park, which was devoid of plant life. To max's surprise, the warlord had reverted back to his original state only more beaten, batter, and broken. As he tried to sit up, he threw off his helmet and began to cough up blood.
" It's over. You've lost. Now you will pay for- Hey! I've seen your face before. I know you."
" Impossible. If what you say about your origin is true, then there's no way you can know me." He said as sam landed next to max.
" Hey max. It's ov-no. No. It's not possible! IT'S NOT FUCKING POSSIBLE!"
Max looked over to his friend, who was stunned and his eyes were bulged out of his head.
" Sam, what's wrong?"
" It can't be! You can't be alive! You died before I was born!" he said as imperildramon landed, dropped them off and dedigivolved. As everyone looked at the unmasked warlord, ken looked like he had seen a ghost.
" Ken, what's wrong?" asked yolei.
" No it's not possible! He can't be alive!"
" Will some one tell me who he is?" said max.
" Yes I know him. His picture hung in the living room of my home. My dad told me stories about him. And I looked up to him." Said sam.
" Yeah I remember that photo. You mean that's..."
" Yes max. That's my brother, sam."
It was true; the digital warlord, the terror of the future, the murderer of thousands, the enslaver of millions, and the nightmare of the d3s, was in fact sam ichijoji, the dead brother of ken and Sam's namesake.
" About time you idiots figured it out!"
" No you're not my brother. My brother's dead!" said ken as he turned his back to him.
" Is that anyway to treat your big brother, Kenny-boy?" he said causing ken to turn back to him with a look of shock on his face. In his entire life, only one person called him Kenny-boy, and that was his brother.
" But how? I saw you died, all those years ago."
" True you did see me died but not the real me. You see, when we first found the digivice, I used it that night to go to the digital world but I went to a very different place; the dark ocean. While there I heard voices in my head, telling me things, my destiny to rule the digital world and the real world, but not as I was. So it created a clone of me and I dumped my weaker emotions in it and sent it to the real world in my place. When it died, I knew nothing would stand in my way. I trained and let the power of the dark ocean transformed me and mold me into the engine of evil and destruction and the emissary of the darkness. I became the digital warlord. But I was lonely for my little brother so the darkness allowed me to influence your thinking and personality to the digimon emperor. You were to rule beside me ken, but you were stupid in playing with the digidestined and keeping wormmon around. If I were there, I would've destroyed that weakling the first chance I got. You were a disappointment then, and a disappointment now."
" That doesn't now. You're defeated."
" On the contrary, max. You see, in one week's time I will unleash my master project upon both worlds and when it's all over, this world and the digital world will be mine! And you all will die!"
Just as he said this, an airdramon with bountymon appeared and he jumped on.
" ONE WEEK FOOLS! ONE WEEK!" And with that he flew off.
" Careful! Careful!" said snivmon. Beastmon place a nude warlord in a large tube and aids began to tape tubes to his body, and a breathing mask. The tube closed and filled with water.
" How long?"
" It will take you the full week to heal sir."
" Just as I thought. Triple the guard around the project."
" Sir, you think they will try something?"
" I doubt it but I like to cover my bases. Dispatch the muscle team. I want max's team destroyed."
" Anything else, sir."
" While I'm healing give me the compound."
" Yes sir."
" One week."
All the destined were at the d3s' apartment with all eyes on sam and ken who were seriously depressed.
" I-I just can't believe my own brother destroyed the future."
" Hey he stopped being your brother the moment he listened to those voices." Said yolei.
" Hey, least you not named after him."
" So max what is this master project?" asked izzy.
" Honestly, I have no idea. I never heard of any master project."
" Could it be the night of hell?" asked sora.
" No, this something big, really big."
" But what?" wondered Tai.
" I think I have your answer." Said doc, out of breath and in the doorway.
" Doc! How did you find this place?"
" Doesn't matter. I found out what the master project is."
He sat down and pulled out his laptop.
" While you were fighting the warlord, I broke into his headquarters and I downloaded the specs of the project but I could unlock half of it. The other half is triple encrypted. But the first half says it all." He said as he inserted a disk in and the program played.
" This is a detailed file of the master project by me, the digital warlord. In my time in the digital world, I discovered that digimon never truly died, only get reconfigured. But how is it that good digimon can come back but evil ones don't. Searching the dimensions, I made a discovery; evil digimon go to a realm beyond the digital world and the dark ocean, to a place I have dubbed the negative zone. Here the evilest of evil, devimon, etemon, myotismon, the dark masters all exist growing stronger with each day. So I have created a portal system called the final gate. I will open a portal to the negative zone and unleash this festering evil. And because of the splintering factor, I will unleash the multiple forms of them too. Etemon, metaletemon, myotismon, venommyotismon, and malomyotismon will be under my control. And that when things get interesting..."
" And that's where it stops."
All the people and digimon in the room were speechless. The thought of facing all of their old enemies and much stronger is a frightening prospect.
" Oh man! What are we gonna do? It took everything had to beat those guys once but not all together." Said Joe.
" What are we gonna do?" asked Mimi.
" We're gonna train."
All eyes turned to max who was looking out the window.
" We've got one week to prepare for possible the biggest battle of our lives and I'm not gonna waste one minute."
" I guess this is it huh? Armageddon?" said TK.
" No lil' bro. It more like digigeddon."
We all knew this was it. In one week, we would face the ultimate army of darkness and we can play around when it comes. Matt was right; this was the began of the end; digigeddon.
NEXT TIME: The d3s are called to the digital world at 7:00am and returned at 5:00pm totally different. How? Read and find out in the two-part mini-series
COUNTDOWN TO DIGIGEDDON PT .1 THE ONE YEAR DAY
MA: hey guys. We barely got the warlord out but the damage was done.
(Matt was in Mimi's lap, drooling like a baby.)
MA: I can't talk much as the bastard made good on his threat.
(Everyone else in a line to the restroom. BW comes out. Tai goes in.)
TAI: DAMN! BlackWargreymon, you stink!
BW: hey. Don't blame me. Blame your mom's cooking.
Later ficcers (moans)