Hope cha like this chapter ^^ I still don't own gundam wing even though I'd
love to and I still don't own family fued either -_-
Announcer: Welcome everyone to Family Fued!! Here's our host Louie Anderson!!!!!!!
(crickets chirpchirp chirp)
Announcer: Here's our host Louie Anderson!!!!!
(crickets chirp and a needle drops)
Announcer:Where the fuck is Louie!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(everyone sees a fat bald guy in a dress run backstage)
Announcer:Sorry ladies and gentlemen our host is not here we are going to have a substitude host. Now join me and welcome................
(drumroll)
TRITON BLOOM!Other wise known as Trowa Barton.
Everyone:WHAT?!
(in walks triton/trowa)
Triton/Trowa:..............
Announcer: And our families the Peacecrafts/Yuys/Maxwells/Rebarbra Winners and the peoples who's last names were forgotten or last names whom the author wouldn't care to write.
Trowa:......
Relena:Oh Heero*she woke up* I'm so scared(crack)(she's knocked out)*so much for that*
Trowa:.........
( Duo and Dorothy step up)
Trowa:............
Dorothy: Start wars
Quatre: try on stuff and dance around in them
Trowa:............
Quatre:HA!
Trowa:.............
Quatre:PLAY!
Trowa:............(walks over to Heero)..........
*do you know what he's saying?*
Heero: I'm a sadistic assasin who will and can kill you right now but chooses not to because I want the money
Trowa:!!!!!!!!!!! (walks over to Zechs).............*from now on lets translate it*
Zechs: I'm Milliardo Peacecraft other wise known as Zechs Marquise and I made my god damn sister queen of the f***ing Sank kingdom(eyes bulge). (back to normal)(casual actually)I secretly wanna rape my sister but decides not to and tells no one my secret
Trowa:....translation Um...Ok...
(walks over to Duo )
Trowa:...............translation tell us about yourself baka.
Duo: HiYAH!I'mDuo!ILoveToEatCaffineBearsAndToGetHyperI Don'tKnowWhyI'mWithThemI'mNotEvenRelatedToThemButWhoCares*in one breathe impressive*
Trowa:........ you eat too many caffeine thingys
(Trowa walks over to Quatre)
Trowa:..............translation I guess I have to ask you too
Quatre: Blah blah blah blah blah*I don't wanna write about him, we all know that he's a um......something, that has like 29 sisters and went crazy when his dad killed himself and one of his sisters died so now he's like crazy and gets cuckoo if something slightly disturbs him*
(walks over to Heero to ask him a question)
Trowa:.............
Heero:look around
( thingy on board pops over and shows points)
(Trowa walks over to Zechs)
Zechs:buy stuff
(thingy on board goes ring)
(Trowa walks over to Duo)
*you know what they're talking about right???*
Duo:Take a bath in a toilet in the guy's bathroom while some one's going shit in the next stall with their door open
(thingy on board goes eeennnhhhhhhh wrong answer)
(Zechs,Heero,Quatre,Relena*she finally woke up again*and everyone else stare at Duo with horror on their faces and step away from him)
Trowa:........translation:haha stupid sicko you got the f***ing wrong answer
Trowa:...........translation: and now it's time for commercial before we ask the other people the question
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Announcer: Welcome everyone to Family Fued!! Here's our host Louie Anderson!!!!!!!
(crickets chirpchirp chirp)
Announcer: Here's our host Louie Anderson!!!!!
(crickets chirp and a needle drops)
Announcer:Where the fuck is Louie!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(everyone sees a fat bald guy in a dress run backstage)
Announcer:Sorry ladies and gentlemen our host is not here we are going to have a substitude host. Now join me and welcome................
(drumroll)
TRITON BLOOM!Other wise known as Trowa Barton.
Everyone:WHAT?!
(in walks triton/trowa)
Triton/Trowa:..............
Announcer: And our families the Peacecrafts/Yuys/Maxwells/Rebarbra Winners and the peoples who's last names were forgotten or last names whom the author wouldn't care to write.
Trowa:......
Relena:Oh Heero*she woke up* I'm so scared(crack)(she's knocked out)*so much for that*
Trowa:.........
( Duo and Dorothy step up)
Trowa:............
Dorothy: Start wars
Quatre: try on stuff and dance around in them
Trowa:............
Quatre:HA!
Trowa:.............
Quatre:PLAY!
Trowa:............(walks over to Heero)..........
*do you know what he's saying?*
Heero: I'm a sadistic assasin who will and can kill you right now but chooses not to because I want the money
Trowa:!!!!!!!!!!! (walks over to Zechs).............*from now on lets translate it*
Zechs: I'm Milliardo Peacecraft other wise known as Zechs Marquise and I made my god damn sister queen of the f***ing Sank kingdom(eyes bulge). (back to normal)(casual actually)I secretly wanna rape my sister but decides not to and tells no one my secret
Trowa:....translation Um...Ok...
(walks over to Duo )
Trowa:...............translation tell us about yourself baka.
Duo: HiYAH!I'mDuo!ILoveToEatCaffineBearsAndToGetHyperI Don'tKnowWhyI'mWithThemI'mNotEvenRelatedToThemButWhoCares*in one breathe impressive*
Trowa:........ you eat too many caffeine thingys
(Trowa walks over to Quatre)
Trowa:..............translation I guess I have to ask you too
Quatre: Blah blah blah blah blah*I don't wanna write about him, we all know that he's a um......something, that has like 29 sisters and went crazy when his dad killed himself and one of his sisters died so now he's like crazy and gets cuckoo if something slightly disturbs him*
(walks over to Heero to ask him a question)
Trowa:.............
Heero:look around
( thingy on board pops over and shows points)
(Trowa walks over to Zechs)
Zechs:buy stuff
(thingy on board goes ring)
(Trowa walks over to Duo)
*you know what they're talking about right???*
Duo:Take a bath in a toilet in the guy's bathroom while some one's going shit in the next stall with their door open
(thingy on board goes eeennnhhhhhhh wrong answer)
(Zechs,Heero,Quatre,Relena*she finally woke up again*and everyone else stare at Duo with horror on their faces and step away from him)
Trowa:........translation:haha stupid sicko you got the f***ing wrong answer
Trowa:...........translation: and now it's time for commercial before we ask the other people the question
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