commercial
(shows Duo with a coke cup filled to the rim getting on a roller coaster)
Trowa: Man you know that's gonna spill in the ride
Wufie: INJUSTICE!!!! People should not bring drinks on roller coaster rides.
Duo: What is so 'INJUSTICE' about that?
Wufie:INJUSTICE!!!!!!I just like saying that.
Heero: {-_-}Just get on the ride
Quatre:Please don't spill that on my beautiful hair
(ride starts)
Duo: Whoa
(he turns the cup so it doesn't spill)
(When they get off the ride)
Duo:See guys not a single drop(starts to drink out of the cup)
Quatre: Hey Duo what's the time?
Duo: Um, lets see(Turns his hand while still holding the coke and spills it onto his pants so that it seems like he pissed his pants)
Trowa:Dude thats my Quatre(takes Heero's gun and shoots Duo for pissing his pants because of Quatre)
(shows the guys without Duo on the rollercoaster again with cups filled with cokes to the rim like Duo's)
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Back stage
Bob(the Announcer):We need to get another host.
Stage guy: Ok I'll go get one
Relena:Oh Heero I'm so scared!
Heero: Relena if you say that again I'm gonna kill you
Relena:Oh Heero I'm so scared someone threatened to kill(Heero shot her)(she faints)
Zechs:You shot my sister!
Heero:So she kept on saying 'Oh Heero I'm so scared'
Zechs: Oh!! It's Ok then. Lets rape her before she wakes up and then kill her.
Heero:EEWWWWWWWWWW you wanna rape your sister
Zechs: Yeah. So
Heero: Kool. Let's go rape her
Zechs: K *EEEEEWWWWWWWW!!!!!!*
(drags Relena away for some thing I'd rather not think about)
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Announcer: And now ladies and gentlemen WELCOME BACK TO FAMILY FUED!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Please join me in welcoming our new host.......
(drumroll)
Son Goku!!!!!
Everyone: WHAT?????
Goku: Hiya guys how you doing ?(flashes the famous Son smile)
Goku: Ok what was my line again?
stage guy:(whispers)For our next question, Zechs is supposed to go backstage while Relena is gonna answer the question then Zechs answers the questions.
Goku:What?
(stageguy repeats what he says)
Goku:WHAT?
(stage guy repeats what he said)
Goku:what?
(stage guy and every one else repeats what the stage guy said)
Goku:Oh. Okay um what?
(stage guy goes and bashes him over the head with a huge, gigantical, humongous fish that he practically pulled out of no where, then drags him away)
Announcer:We're having technical difficulties. so this show is canceled.
(credits)
backstage
Duo:we're still geting our pay right ?
Announcer ,I mean Bob: I don't know lets go to the director to see.
Mariemea and Dorothy :We still get paid if we didn't win right?
Bob: I don't know lets go see the director
Sally and Wufie: We still get paid if we ran out in the middle of the show right?
Bob: I don't know lets go see the director
Goku:We still get paid if we didn't say what we were... Um...What was I saying again?
Bob: I DON'T KNOW LET'S GO SEE THE DIRECTOR.
Lady Une: We still get paid if we threw the subsitude host in the incinerator?
Bob:I. DON'T . KNOW . LET'S . GO . SEE . THE. DIRECTOR . STUPID.
All:Let's go then!
(all starts towards the director's room)
( when they reach the director's room)
Sally:OH MY GOD!(faints)
Dorothy:MY EYES !!!!!!!!!!!MY EYES!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (drops to the ground shaking in fear and pain)
Lady Une : AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!(falls to her knees)
Mariemea:FUCKIN SHIT!!!!!!(wheels out of the room running over Lady Une and Dorothy in the prosess)
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What did they see? Is Dorothy and Lady Une dead? Read the next chapter to find out!!!!!!!!!
Disclaimer : almost forgot^^ I don't own n e thing except the story line
(shows Duo with a coke cup filled to the rim getting on a roller coaster)
Trowa: Man you know that's gonna spill in the ride
Wufie: INJUSTICE!!!! People should not bring drinks on roller coaster rides.
Duo: What is so 'INJUSTICE' about that?
Wufie:INJUSTICE!!!!!!I just like saying that.
Heero: {-_-}Just get on the ride
Quatre:Please don't spill that on my beautiful hair
(ride starts)
Duo: Whoa
(he turns the cup so it doesn't spill)
(When they get off the ride)
Duo:See guys not a single drop(starts to drink out of the cup)
Quatre: Hey Duo what's the time?
Duo: Um, lets see(Turns his hand while still holding the coke and spills it onto his pants so that it seems like he pissed his pants)
Trowa:Dude thats my Quatre(takes Heero's gun and shoots Duo for pissing his pants because of Quatre)
(shows the guys without Duo on the rollercoaster again with cups filled with cokes to the rim like Duo's)
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Back stage
Bob(the Announcer):We need to get another host.
Stage guy: Ok I'll go get one
Relena:Oh Heero I'm so scared!
Heero: Relena if you say that again I'm gonna kill you
Relena:Oh Heero I'm so scared someone threatened to kill(Heero shot her)(she faints)
Zechs:You shot my sister!
Heero:So she kept on saying 'Oh Heero I'm so scared'
Zechs: Oh!! It's Ok then. Lets rape her before she wakes up and then kill her.
Heero:EEWWWWWWWWWW you wanna rape your sister
Zechs: Yeah. So
Heero: Kool. Let's go rape her
Zechs: K *EEEEEWWWWWWWW!!!!!!*
(drags Relena away for some thing I'd rather not think about)
**********************************
Announcer: And now ladies and gentlemen WELCOME BACK TO FAMILY FUED!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Please join me in welcoming our new host.......
(drumroll)
Son Goku!!!!!
Everyone: WHAT?????
Goku: Hiya guys how you doing ?(flashes the famous Son smile)
Goku: Ok what was my line again?
stage guy:(whispers)For our next question, Zechs is supposed to go backstage while Relena is gonna answer the question then Zechs answers the questions.
Goku:What?
(stageguy repeats what he says)
Goku:WHAT?
(stage guy repeats what he said)
Goku:what?
(stage guy and every one else repeats what the stage guy said)
Goku:Oh. Okay um what?
(stage guy goes and bashes him over the head with a huge, gigantical, humongous fish that he practically pulled out of no where, then drags him away)
Announcer:We're having technical difficulties. so this show is canceled.
(credits)
backstage
Duo:we're still geting our pay right ?
Announcer ,I mean Bob: I don't know lets go to the director to see.
Mariemea and Dorothy :We still get paid if we didn't win right?
Bob: I don't know lets go see the director
Sally and Wufie: We still get paid if we ran out in the middle of the show right?
Bob: I don't know lets go see the director
Goku:We still get paid if we didn't say what we were... Um...What was I saying again?
Bob: I DON'T KNOW LET'S GO SEE THE DIRECTOR.
Lady Une: We still get paid if we threw the subsitude host in the incinerator?
Bob:I. DON'T . KNOW . LET'S . GO . SEE . THE. DIRECTOR . STUPID.
All:Let's go then!
(all starts towards the director's room)
( when they reach the director's room)
Sally:OH MY GOD!(faints)
Dorothy:MY EYES !!!!!!!!!!!MY EYES!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (drops to the ground shaking in fear and pain)
Lady Une : AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!(falls to her knees)
Mariemea:FUCKIN SHIT!!!!!!(wheels out of the room running over Lady Une and Dorothy in the prosess)
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
What did they see? Is Dorothy and Lady Une dead? Read the next chapter to find out!!!!!!!!!
Disclaimer : almost forgot^^ I don't own n e thing except the story line