Things you hear on a 'normal' day.
Note- I put normal in quotes because: what is normal? (I'll leave you to ponder that while I write senseless humor for your entertainment. Oh, yeah. I wrote this while reading my history book. I own that much, if you sue me.)
Shinime: o.O
Duo: o.O
Quatre: o.O
Trowa: o.O
Heero: o.O
Wufei: What the hell?
Shinime: We were having a staring contest, you idiot!
Trowa: I was winning.
Trowa: ...
Heero: ...
Duo: The two silent soldiers duke it out in a battle of... silence.
Shinime: How many ATP does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Duo: o.O
Shinime: None, because it gives energy to the cell to fix it for them!
Duo: Crazier by the day...
Shinime: I have large eyes.
Duo: ??
Shinime: Neopets joke.
Shinime: Je suis fou.
Duo: ??
Shinime: So are you. HEY! That rhymes.
Heero: You're an idiot.
Shinime: Merci Beaucoup. I still have nothing to do.
Heero: Case in point.
Shinime: It's 4:00 AM, do you know where your children are?
Duo: It's 8:33 PM.
Trowa: Have I lost my memory? Shinime seems crazier than before.
Shinime: My life is a box.
Duo: Think outside the box!
Shinime: Hey, the box is COMFORTABLE.
Shinime: We have to remember that we're all lucky.
Duo: Why?
Shinime: I mean, hey. If Amerigo Vespucci didn't name it America, it would've probably been 'Vespucciland.'
Duo: *shudder*
Shinime: Highlights of American life.
Duo: *coming out of Shinime's room* Women's silk undergarments pleasure me to no end.
Heero: *looks at Duo strangely*
Duo: ... You heard NOTHING.
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Duo: *reads a book*
Shinime: Help! Duo just emerged from a nightclub with five packages of viagra!
Duo: Um....?
Heero: Lock your windows and doors.
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Shinime: Don't you just hate it when you don't know what to write and you stare at the screen, not knowing what to do and you just strain your eyes and mind trying to think of something.
Duo: What?
Shinime: This came to me... oh, nevermind.
Wufei: Stop being an authoress, onna.
Shinime: Okay.
Duo: Hey wai-
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Note- I put normal in quotes because: what is normal? (I'll leave you to ponder that while I write senseless humor for your entertainment. Oh, yeah. I wrote this while reading my history book. I own that much, if you sue me.)
Shinime: o.O
Duo: o.O
Quatre: o.O
Trowa: o.O
Heero: o.O
Wufei: What the hell?
Shinime: We were having a staring contest, you idiot!
Trowa: I was winning.
Trowa: ...
Heero: ...
Duo: The two silent soldiers duke it out in a battle of... silence.
Shinime: How many ATP does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Duo: o.O
Shinime: None, because it gives energy to the cell to fix it for them!
Duo: Crazier by the day...
Shinime: I have large eyes.
Duo: ??
Shinime: Neopets joke.
Shinime: Je suis fou.
Duo: ??
Shinime: So are you. HEY! That rhymes.
Heero: You're an idiot.
Shinime: Merci Beaucoup. I still have nothing to do.
Heero: Case in point.
Shinime: It's 4:00 AM, do you know where your children are?
Duo: It's 8:33 PM.
Trowa: Have I lost my memory? Shinime seems crazier than before.
Shinime: My life is a box.
Duo: Think outside the box!
Shinime: Hey, the box is COMFORTABLE.
Shinime: We have to remember that we're all lucky.
Duo: Why?
Shinime: I mean, hey. If Amerigo Vespucci didn't name it America, it would've probably been 'Vespucciland.'
Duo: *shudder*
Shinime: Highlights of American life.
Duo: *coming out of Shinime's room* Women's silk undergarments pleasure me to no end.
Heero: *looks at Duo strangely*
Duo: ... You heard NOTHING.
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Duo: *reads a book*
Shinime: Help! Duo just emerged from a nightclub with five packages of viagra!
Duo: Um....?
Heero: Lock your windows and doors.
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Shinime: Don't you just hate it when you don't know what to write and you stare at the screen, not knowing what to do and you just strain your eyes and mind trying to think of something.
Duo: What?
Shinime: This came to me... oh, nevermind.
Wufei: Stop being an authoress, onna.
Shinime: Okay.
Duo: Hey wai-
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