Hey there!
Hi! I'm HelgaGP. You may remember me from such 'Invader Jen' chapters as 'Zim's Big Surprise' and 'Cooking w/
Jen'. Well I'm here today to introduce my newest chapter! Chapter 4 of 'DNA'! (I like 'The Simpsons!) As always, i
have no spell check! So sorry bout that!
All so, I don't own Invader Zim! If i did own I.Z. it would have it's own channel so Jhonnen Vasquez wouldn't have to
put up w/ the idiots at Nick! I hate those idiots. Hates such a strong word.....I highly, highly, HIGHLY dislike those
idiots! okay on w/ the chapter!
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chapter 4- Dib's visitor
Jen sat, poking at her meatball sub on her tray. Or what the caffiteria ladies called a meatball sub. Zim
sat across from her, copying his cousin by poking at the mushy bread and meatballs covered with a red sauce made
from who knows what. Jen looked up from her tray to glare at Zim. He didn't notice this.
Jen hadn't wanted to sit with Zim that day, but it was either him or Gaz and Jen wasn't ready to answer
any questions Gaz may have about her brother's where a bouts. Jen looked over at Gaz, sitting alone, playing her
Game Slave 2, her tray of un touched food sat in the middle of the table.
Suddenly, as if feeling Jen's gaze, Gaz looked up from her game and directly at Jen. Jen looked away
quickly and glared at Zim again.
"What?" Zim asked, annoyed. Jen glared harder then returned her atention to her tray.
Jen and Dib had spent hours trying to hack into Zim's computers to find a cerum to whatever Zim had used
to change Dib into an Irken. They had to know how he did it before they could find a cure. They had tried every pass-
word from 'Obey the fist.' to 'Die Dib die.'
Five hours of trying and they had come back with nothing. And they had nearly been caught when Zim
had come home and they had lost track of time.
Zim stood up to dump his tray. Jen glared at his back for as far as she could see him. When she turned
back she nearly fell backward of her bench. Gaz was now sitting where Zim had been. Jen looked from her to the
table across the caffiteria where Gaz had been only moments before.
"How'd.....you...." Jen began, wondering how Gaz had gotten from one end of the room to the other so
quickly.
"Where is Dib?" Gaz demanded slowly.
"What? I... well... he's...oh!" Jen stamered, not knowing what to say. So she just shrugged, hopeing Gaz
would leave. She liked Gaz, she just scared Jen some times.
"He hasn't been home for two days OR in skool. Where is he?" Gaz demanded more forcefully.
"I....I don't know?" Jen tried lamely. Mentaly she hit herself for saying something so stupid. Gaz growled
and leaned over the table to grab a fist full of Jen's lavender sweater.
"Yes. You do. I KNOW that you have him hiden some where. I don't know why or where, but if I find out that
you have done ANY harm to him you will feel my wrath and you WILL wish you had never been born or created or
how ever your kind comes into this universe." Gaz talked in a low voice and her face only inches from Jen's. Gaz
growled once more before releasing Jen's shirt with a push, sending Jen of the bench and landing on the floor, her
legs still up on the bench. Jen stared up at Gaz, her eyes so wide with surprise that she had to blink for fear of her
contacts falling out. Jen was shocked, Gaz had never refered to her as an alien before. Jen hadn't even been sure
if she knew!
"I want to see him." Gaz continued. "Today. After skool. If you don't bring me to him then I'll get to him myself."
Jen just nodded, not knowing what else to do.
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Jen reached for the door knob of her front door, paused, then droped her hand to her side and nervously
squeezed a hand full of the leg of her jeans.
"Well?" Gaz asked impatiently from behind her. jen turned to face her. "I want to see Dib."
"I know! I know!" Jen cried, still trying to come up with a way out of this. Not finding one, Jen sighed.
"Just...... give me two-- no -- five! Just five minutes!" Jen held up five green fingers. "Then I'll let you come in!" Gaz
gave her a skeptical look. "Please! I just have to talk to Dib. kay? Just let him know you're here first. I promise!"
"Gaz crossed her arms and raised an eyebrow. Jen sighed again.
"If I'm not out in those five minutes then you can come right in. Just..... don't be scared." Gaz thought it over
for a moment.
"Fine. Five minutes. But thats all! No more, no less. And if you have done ANYTHING to harm him....." Gaz
didn't finish the sentance but instead made a fist to show her point.
Jen cringed. "Okay. I'll be right back." jen turned around and opened the door and walked into the living room,
shutting the door quickly, leaving Gaz outside.
Dib was sitting on the couch reading the newest issue of 'Mysterious Mysteries Magazine'. Jen had read one of
Dib's old issues and subscribed to it.
"Hey." Jen said, leaning against the door as if to keep Gaz out.
"Hi!" Dib exclaimed looking up for the 'zine. "How was skool? Did you get my home work?"
"Umm..... yeah, I did." Jen lied. She had forgoten, to busy trying to come up with a way to keep Gaz away from
Dib. She walked over and sat on the other side of the couch.
"Is there soemthing wrong?" Dib asked, his eyes narowing to brown slits.
"Actually..... Yes. Well sorta. Not really. Well I guess. It kinda depends on how you look at it." Jen replied quickly
and glanced at the clock on the V.C.R. Two minutes left. Jen bit her bottom lip gently, a habit she had when she was
nervous, scared, or just thinking hard.
"Yeah? What is it?" Dib asked sounding like he expected her to say there was no cure and He'd be Irken
the rest of his life.
"Well.... you see....you kinda--" But jen was cut off by a hard pounding on the door.
"Come on Jen! I don't have all day!" GAz yelled through the door. The magazine fell from Dib's hands, his
eyes flew open and his atenea shoot strait up.
"GAZ!?" He cried. "Gaz is HERE!?"
"I'm sorry!" jen apoligized. "I didn't want her to come but she demanded that she see you!"
"She can't see me like THIS!" Dib jumped up off the couch and spread his arms out as if Jen hadn't
already noticed his transformation.
" I know! But you didn't think that she wouldn't get suspicious, did you?" Jen asked, also standing up.
"And she threatened me." Jen added sheepishly. She glanced at the clock. Time was up.
"I'm coming in now!" Gaz anounced sounding extremely annoyed. Dib looked at the door, terrified. Then he
turned and looked at Jen with the same scared look.
"You have to help me!" Dib begged. "Please Jen! I can't let her see me like this!" His eyes pleaded along
with his words. It reminded Jen of a deer running from a hunter and she felt horrible knowing that there was nothing
she could do.
The door knob turned.
"Jen...." Dib whispered helplessly. But there wasn't time. The door flung open, flooding the dim room
with natural light for a moment. Gaz came in and shut the door. She stood there, scaning the room as she let her
eyes get used to the dim light. Her eyes stoped on Dib and Jen.
Gaz took a few steps forward to stand infront of Jen and Dib, they were frozen to the spot. Gaz looked
her brother over, makeing a circle around him. Then she stoped infront of them again, not seeming the least bit fazed.
"So you've been skiping skool and not coming home just so that you can dress up like your alien friends?"
Gaz asked, crossing her arms and raising an eyebrow.
"Dress up?" Dib echoed., he and Jen looked at eachother quickly. "Gaz I'm--"
"Your obsession gets weirder everyday." Gaz continued. "And how did you get those contacts? Or those
fake looking antenae?" Gaz steped forward and gave one of Dib's antenae a violent tug.
"Ow! Hey! Leave that alone!" Dib exclaimed rubbing the spot where the antenae met his head.
Gaz took a surprised step back, her eyes wide. Then she turned and glared at Jen.
"I warned you." Gaz growled and jumped at Jen. jen ran around the back of the couch with Gaz close
behind her and geting closer.
"I DIDN'T DO IT! I DIDN'T DO IT!" Jen screamed as she ran between the coffee table and t.v. She pulled
off her wig and threw it behind her hopeing to trip Gaz. Gaz jumped over it and chased Jen into the kitchen. "I DIDN'T
DO IT!" jen repeated. She was traped. her only hope of excapeing was out the patio door, but without her wig she
didn't dare risk it. Jen considered going up stairs but that would make it worse.
Jen grabed a wooden spoon from a drawer in an atempt for a weapon. Then she realized that she had
backed into a corner between sink counter and the stove.
"GREAT!" Jen wailed. Gaz walked slowly tward her, glareing. Jen waved the spoon at her. Gaz grabed the
spoon and broke it in two. Jen gasped. Now she felt like the deer, and unfortunantly Gaz was the hunter.
Jen squeezed her eyes shut, he body tense, antenae flat to her head, waiting for the first blow.
Suddenly Dib flew over Gaz's head and landed in the small space between his sister and Jen, facing
Gaz. Jen opened her eyes in time to see the metal spider legs fold back into the pod on Dib's back.
"Leave her alone!" Dib demanded. "She didn't do it!"
"Well if she didn't then who did?" Gaz yelled back, her hands clenched into little fists. She shot jen a death
glare that sent shivers up Jen's spine.
"Who else could?" Dib asked a little sarcasm in his voice. Gaz turned around and headed into the living room.
Jen and Dib ran after her. Gaz was about two steps from the door when they caught up to her.
"Where are you going?" Dib asked.
"Zim's house." Gaz answered as if this were a normal thing.
"Are you crazy!?" jen exclaimed. Gaz glared at her again. Jen took a step back. "You can't confront Zim!
He'll kill you!"
"Lets see him try." Gaz replied and turned back to the door.
"Gaz! You have to listen to us!" Dib said.
"I'm leaving."
"Computer! Lock all the doors!" Jen comanded. Every door in the house locked emediatly.
"Hey!" Gaz cried.
"We're not letting you out untill you promise you'll stay away from Zim!" Dib said crossing his arms to say
that she couldn't talk them out of it. Gaz glared at the two irkens.
"Fine." She said after a moment.
"Good." Jen said. A smile came to her face that was an exact copy of Zim's evil smile. "Now, you come
down to the labs with us. You're gonna be quite usefull."
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I promised that the news of IZ being...*shutters* cancled....wouldn't stop me from writeing and posting, and I intend
to keep that promise. We have to keep IZ alive! Just to let ya all know I have Cartoon network on down stairs right
now even though I'm not watching it! And I watched IZ today (Sunday) and will again when it's on the next channel!
I have two Nick channels that have the same scedual only three hours apart. Dumb Nickelodeon... I SHALL RAIN
DOOM DOWN APON THEIR DOOMED HEADS!!! hehe, sorry. Zim moment! Well ttfn! Ta Ta For Now!
~HelgaGP
Hi! I'm HelgaGP. You may remember me from such 'Invader Jen' chapters as 'Zim's Big Surprise' and 'Cooking w/
Jen'. Well I'm here today to introduce my newest chapter! Chapter 4 of 'DNA'! (I like 'The Simpsons!) As always, i
have no spell check! So sorry bout that!
All so, I don't own Invader Zim! If i did own I.Z. it would have it's own channel so Jhonnen Vasquez wouldn't have to
put up w/ the idiots at Nick! I hate those idiots. Hates such a strong word.....I highly, highly, HIGHLY dislike those
idiots! okay on w/ the chapter!
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chapter 4- Dib's visitor
Jen sat, poking at her meatball sub on her tray. Or what the caffiteria ladies called a meatball sub. Zim
sat across from her, copying his cousin by poking at the mushy bread and meatballs covered with a red sauce made
from who knows what. Jen looked up from her tray to glare at Zim. He didn't notice this.
Jen hadn't wanted to sit with Zim that day, but it was either him or Gaz and Jen wasn't ready to answer
any questions Gaz may have about her brother's where a bouts. Jen looked over at Gaz, sitting alone, playing her
Game Slave 2, her tray of un touched food sat in the middle of the table.
Suddenly, as if feeling Jen's gaze, Gaz looked up from her game and directly at Jen. Jen looked away
quickly and glared at Zim again.
"What?" Zim asked, annoyed. Jen glared harder then returned her atention to her tray.
Jen and Dib had spent hours trying to hack into Zim's computers to find a cerum to whatever Zim had used
to change Dib into an Irken. They had to know how he did it before they could find a cure. They had tried every pass-
word from 'Obey the fist.' to 'Die Dib die.'
Five hours of trying and they had come back with nothing. And they had nearly been caught when Zim
had come home and they had lost track of time.
Zim stood up to dump his tray. Jen glared at his back for as far as she could see him. When she turned
back she nearly fell backward of her bench. Gaz was now sitting where Zim had been. Jen looked from her to the
table across the caffiteria where Gaz had been only moments before.
"How'd.....you...." Jen began, wondering how Gaz had gotten from one end of the room to the other so
quickly.
"Where is Dib?" Gaz demanded slowly.
"What? I... well... he's...oh!" Jen stamered, not knowing what to say. So she just shrugged, hopeing Gaz
would leave. She liked Gaz, she just scared Jen some times.
"He hasn't been home for two days OR in skool. Where is he?" Gaz demanded more forcefully.
"I....I don't know?" Jen tried lamely. Mentaly she hit herself for saying something so stupid. Gaz growled
and leaned over the table to grab a fist full of Jen's lavender sweater.
"Yes. You do. I KNOW that you have him hiden some where. I don't know why or where, but if I find out that
you have done ANY harm to him you will feel my wrath and you WILL wish you had never been born or created or
how ever your kind comes into this universe." Gaz talked in a low voice and her face only inches from Jen's. Gaz
growled once more before releasing Jen's shirt with a push, sending Jen of the bench and landing on the floor, her
legs still up on the bench. Jen stared up at Gaz, her eyes so wide with surprise that she had to blink for fear of her
contacts falling out. Jen was shocked, Gaz had never refered to her as an alien before. Jen hadn't even been sure
if she knew!
"I want to see him." Gaz continued. "Today. After skool. If you don't bring me to him then I'll get to him myself."
Jen just nodded, not knowing what else to do.
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Jen reached for the door knob of her front door, paused, then droped her hand to her side and nervously
squeezed a hand full of the leg of her jeans.
"Well?" Gaz asked impatiently from behind her. jen turned to face her. "I want to see Dib."
"I know! I know!" Jen cried, still trying to come up with a way out of this. Not finding one, Jen sighed.
"Just...... give me two-- no -- five! Just five minutes!" Jen held up five green fingers. "Then I'll let you come in!" Gaz
gave her a skeptical look. "Please! I just have to talk to Dib. kay? Just let him know you're here first. I promise!"
"Gaz crossed her arms and raised an eyebrow. Jen sighed again.
"If I'm not out in those five minutes then you can come right in. Just..... don't be scared." Gaz thought it over
for a moment.
"Fine. Five minutes. But thats all! No more, no less. And if you have done ANYTHING to harm him....." Gaz
didn't finish the sentance but instead made a fist to show her point.
Jen cringed. "Okay. I'll be right back." jen turned around and opened the door and walked into the living room,
shutting the door quickly, leaving Gaz outside.
Dib was sitting on the couch reading the newest issue of 'Mysterious Mysteries Magazine'. Jen had read one of
Dib's old issues and subscribed to it.
"Hey." Jen said, leaning against the door as if to keep Gaz out.
"Hi!" Dib exclaimed looking up for the 'zine. "How was skool? Did you get my home work?"
"Umm..... yeah, I did." Jen lied. She had forgoten, to busy trying to come up with a way to keep Gaz away from
Dib. She walked over and sat on the other side of the couch.
"Is there soemthing wrong?" Dib asked, his eyes narowing to brown slits.
"Actually..... Yes. Well sorta. Not really. Well I guess. It kinda depends on how you look at it." Jen replied quickly
and glanced at the clock on the V.C.R. Two minutes left. Jen bit her bottom lip gently, a habit she had when she was
nervous, scared, or just thinking hard.
"Yeah? What is it?" Dib asked sounding like he expected her to say there was no cure and He'd be Irken
the rest of his life.
"Well.... you see....you kinda--" But jen was cut off by a hard pounding on the door.
"Come on Jen! I don't have all day!" GAz yelled through the door. The magazine fell from Dib's hands, his
eyes flew open and his atenea shoot strait up.
"GAZ!?" He cried. "Gaz is HERE!?"
"I'm sorry!" jen apoligized. "I didn't want her to come but she demanded that she see you!"
"She can't see me like THIS!" Dib jumped up off the couch and spread his arms out as if Jen hadn't
already noticed his transformation.
" I know! But you didn't think that she wouldn't get suspicious, did you?" Jen asked, also standing up.
"And she threatened me." Jen added sheepishly. She glanced at the clock. Time was up.
"I'm coming in now!" Gaz anounced sounding extremely annoyed. Dib looked at the door, terrified. Then he
turned and looked at Jen with the same scared look.
"You have to help me!" Dib begged. "Please Jen! I can't let her see me like this!" His eyes pleaded along
with his words. It reminded Jen of a deer running from a hunter and she felt horrible knowing that there was nothing
she could do.
The door knob turned.
"Jen...." Dib whispered helplessly. But there wasn't time. The door flung open, flooding the dim room
with natural light for a moment. Gaz came in and shut the door. She stood there, scaning the room as she let her
eyes get used to the dim light. Her eyes stoped on Dib and Jen.
Gaz took a few steps forward to stand infront of Jen and Dib, they were frozen to the spot. Gaz looked
her brother over, makeing a circle around him. Then she stoped infront of them again, not seeming the least bit fazed.
"So you've been skiping skool and not coming home just so that you can dress up like your alien friends?"
Gaz asked, crossing her arms and raising an eyebrow.
"Dress up?" Dib echoed., he and Jen looked at eachother quickly. "Gaz I'm--"
"Your obsession gets weirder everyday." Gaz continued. "And how did you get those contacts? Or those
fake looking antenae?" Gaz steped forward and gave one of Dib's antenae a violent tug.
"Ow! Hey! Leave that alone!" Dib exclaimed rubbing the spot where the antenae met his head.
Gaz took a surprised step back, her eyes wide. Then she turned and glared at Jen.
"I warned you." Gaz growled and jumped at Jen. jen ran around the back of the couch with Gaz close
behind her and geting closer.
"I DIDN'T DO IT! I DIDN'T DO IT!" Jen screamed as she ran between the coffee table and t.v. She pulled
off her wig and threw it behind her hopeing to trip Gaz. Gaz jumped over it and chased Jen into the kitchen. "I DIDN'T
DO IT!" jen repeated. She was traped. her only hope of excapeing was out the patio door, but without her wig she
didn't dare risk it. Jen considered going up stairs but that would make it worse.
Jen grabed a wooden spoon from a drawer in an atempt for a weapon. Then she realized that she had
backed into a corner between sink counter and the stove.
"GREAT!" Jen wailed. Gaz walked slowly tward her, glareing. Jen waved the spoon at her. Gaz grabed the
spoon and broke it in two. Jen gasped. Now she felt like the deer, and unfortunantly Gaz was the hunter.
Jen squeezed her eyes shut, he body tense, antenae flat to her head, waiting for the first blow.
Suddenly Dib flew over Gaz's head and landed in the small space between his sister and Jen, facing
Gaz. Jen opened her eyes in time to see the metal spider legs fold back into the pod on Dib's back.
"Leave her alone!" Dib demanded. "She didn't do it!"
"Well if she didn't then who did?" Gaz yelled back, her hands clenched into little fists. She shot jen a death
glare that sent shivers up Jen's spine.
"Who else could?" Dib asked a little sarcasm in his voice. Gaz turned around and headed into the living room.
Jen and Dib ran after her. Gaz was about two steps from the door when they caught up to her.
"Where are you going?" Dib asked.
"Zim's house." Gaz answered as if this were a normal thing.
"Are you crazy!?" jen exclaimed. Gaz glared at her again. Jen took a step back. "You can't confront Zim!
He'll kill you!"
"Lets see him try." Gaz replied and turned back to the door.
"Gaz! You have to listen to us!" Dib said.
"I'm leaving."
"Computer! Lock all the doors!" Jen comanded. Every door in the house locked emediatly.
"Hey!" Gaz cried.
"We're not letting you out untill you promise you'll stay away from Zim!" Dib said crossing his arms to say
that she couldn't talk them out of it. Gaz glared at the two irkens.
"Fine." She said after a moment.
"Good." Jen said. A smile came to her face that was an exact copy of Zim's evil smile. "Now, you come
down to the labs with us. You're gonna be quite usefull."
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I promised that the news of IZ being...*shutters* cancled....wouldn't stop me from writeing and posting, and I intend
to keep that promise. We have to keep IZ alive! Just to let ya all know I have Cartoon network on down stairs right
now even though I'm not watching it! And I watched IZ today (Sunday) and will again when it's on the next channel!
I have two Nick channels that have the same scedual only three hours apart. Dumb Nickelodeon... I SHALL RAIN
DOOM DOWN APON THEIR DOOMED HEADS!!! hehe, sorry. Zim moment! Well ttfn! Ta Ta For Now!
~HelgaGP