Hey there! Well, thanx to everyone who has been reviewing! I luv ya guys! hehe! okay.....umm... well, don't got anythin
to say right now. Did, disclaimer last chapter......not sugar-high right now so nothing extremely wierd comes to my mind..
well, lets get on with the next chapy! here we go!!! WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!
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chapter 8- Uhh.....Worse, Yep! Definantly Worse!
"Where am I?" Dib whispered, sitting up in the guest bed. "This isn't the base!" Dib jumped out of the bed that
he had slept in for the past 4 nights, yet didn't remember. He ran out of the room and down the hall, the only sound in the
whole house was the faint sound of country music coming from the radio in Jen's room and the ocational cry of "Cup-ity-cakes!"
from Cat's room. Those two were both asleep now.
Dib jumped over the railing that ran along half the upstairs hall and landed, silently, in the kitchen. There wasn't
a second story room above the kitchen, just a drop off from the hall into the kitchen. The railing kept Cat and Gir from falling
over the edge when they weren't watching where they were going.
Dib ran out the patio door, threw Jen's small yard then made a bee-line from Zim's base, HIS base.
Zim was sitting on the couch waiting for him, and watching 'Giligan's Island' to keep himself awake. He grined
as Dib ran in and slamed the door. Dib stood there, leaning against the door and trying to catch his breath for a minute.
"I don't know what your cousin is up to, Zim, but i just woke up in her house!" Dib exclaimed after he had
caught his breath again. He shivered in disgust at the memory, the only real memory he had left. Zim's grin grew as he
watched Dib, he was pleased with the results, very pleased.
"Welcome home Invader Dib." Zim said.
The transformation was now complete.
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I'm sure you all saw that last part coming!
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beep- BEEP-beep-BEEP-beep-BEEP-beep-BEEP-beep-BEEP! WACK!
"Ugh!" Jen moaned. "Since when did I start setting my alarm for 7:00 on Saturdays?" She turned over and tried
to get back to sleep. It was so nice knowing she didn't really have to get up! "'When I think about rain, I think about singin'......"
she sang quietly to herself along with the radio for a moment. She was just drifting off again when....
"WEEEEEOOOOOOWEEEEEEOOOOOO!!!" The voices of two little robots drifted up from the kitchen.
"Awww!" Jen pulled the purple pillow over her head, trying to drown out the noise. "Why do robots have to
wake up so early?!" In the process of pulling the pillow over her head Jen bent her left antena the wrong way. "OW!"
She cried and bolted up in her bed. "Owie, owie owie!" Jen wimpered as she ran the injured antena between her thumb
and for-finger. When the pain went away she swung her legs over the edge of the bed and sliped her feet into the fuzzy sky
blue slippers by her bed. Hard wood floors are very cold in the morning!
"Well, I'm not gonna get any sleep." Jen muttered. "Might as well get up and see whats on t.v." lounging on the couch
all day with a bowl of pop-corn sounded pretty good. "Rent a movie off Pay-Per View, maybe start re-reading 'Harry Potter and
the Sorcerer's Stone' again....I love weekends!" Jen mumbled as she turned off the radio. Then walked out the door humming the
tune to 'Bye Bye My Baby Bye Bye' (thats a long name for a song!) "Good Morning Dib." Jen called when she reached the railing
over looking the kitchen. He wasn't there. Jen shruged and walked down the stairs.
The muffled sound of the trampoline in the game room and either Cat or Gir screaming could be heared. Jen desided
to check there for Dib. "Or maybe he went home." Jen thought, partly hoped. Jen pushed open the door in the living room
beside her computer desk which lead to the game room.
The game room was a large room that took up half of the down stairs. The floor was covered with dark purple carpet
and the walls were paded so thick they felt like huge pillows, the padding was maroon. at one end was a gigantic trampoline and
the other end was another, larger, t.v. with a GS2 and a V.C.R. hooked up to it. Six bean bag chairs were aranged in a semi-circle
around the t.v. each a diferent color. And on the other wall was a large book case, half full of books.
This was were Jen, Dib, Cat, Gir and sometimes Gaz and Zim came to just hang out. Gaz had taught Jen the
wonders of the Game Slave and Jen had found an interest in it. Right no Gir was jumping on the trampoline and Cat was sitting in
his gold colored bean bag reading a very large book. Dib was no where to be seen.
"Hey, has either of you seen Dib today?" jen asked, standing in the door way.
"Yes!" Gir shouted over the squeeking of the trampoline.
"Great! Where is he? Did the cure Zim gave him work yet? I can't wait to see him back to normal!" Jen exclaimed
excitedly.
"I layeth thine eyes on thee in thine labortories." Cat answered. Jen stared at her S.I.R. for a moment. Did that make
any sence? What did he even say?
"What are you reading?" Jen asked, walking over to read the tile of Cat's book. 'Great plays of Shakespear' it read.
"Umm....... Alright......" Jen said. "Do you even understand any of that?"
"Well, yeah!" Cat answered as if that should be obvious to Jen. "They're only like the most well known plays of the 18th
century! Puh! Where have YOU been for the last 200 years?"
Jen stared at him in surprise. "Uh...Irk."
"Figures!" Cat sighed. Then something seemed to click and he jumped out of the bean bag chair. "MY TUUUUUURN!!!"
Jen watched him run to the trampoline and join Gir in jumping and screaming.
"Umm......Right....." Jen murmered. "That was wierd." she whispered. The a louder. "I'm gonna go look for Dib, Kay?"
"Master Dib is down with Master in their labs." Gir informed her as he flew threw the air to land on Gaz's maroon bean
bag chair. Jen froze.
"What......did you say?" She asked slowly. Master Dib? Their labs? Jen spun around again and grabed Gir by the
shoulders. Gir looked from shoulder to shoulder then up at Jen. "Gir. When you saw Dib and Zim in Zim's lab....." She paused to
make sure the little S.I.R. understood what she was saying. "was Dib human?"
Gir thought hard a moment. "I dont knooooow!" Gir answered.
"Gir, think harder. Was....Dib....human?"
Gir thought again. Cat stoped jumping to watch from the trampoline in interest. "Uhhh......Ummm.....Ohhhh!!" Jen was
just about to tell Gir to stop thinking in fear that he'd blow up. "NO!!" Gir screamed. "DIB WASNT HUUUUUMAN!!" Gir fell down
into Gaz's bean bag and looked up at Jen. "He was flying pizza! My head hurts."
Jen fell into her purple bean bag next to Gir. So the cure hadn't worked! Dib wasn't back to normal yet! Zim's cure had
failed. Unless.......It was never suposed to work!
"That little creep!" Jen screamed. "He TRICKED us! That was a fake he gave Dib! It was never suposed to turn Dib
human again! That little---" Then she called Zim something in Irken that wasn't very nice. (trying to keep the rating down) Then she
froze again, letting go of Gir. The color in her face drained to a pale baby green. Jen stared of into space as her mind tried to process
all the new data.
The cure had been a fake. Dib was still Irken. The transformation was now intirely complete. Dib's memory of ever being
human was completely gone. That wasn't good. Jen needed Dib to want to be human for any cure to work. Dib had joined Zim.
That wasn't good either, infact, that was REALLY bad. Dib was smart. Really smart. Now Dib and Zim were down in Zim's labs.
Working on something. Something evil. And what had Zim made Dib think of her? Or Gaz? Nothing good, that was for sure!
Gaz.
"I need to go call Gaz!" Jen exclaimed, suddenly jolted out of her thoughts by the sound of Cat jumping on the trampoline
again. She jumped up and raced for the cordless in the living room. She quickly dialed Dib's home number. Then she paced back
and forth between the coffee table and t.v. until she heard the other end being picked up. "Hello?" Jen said as soon as the other
end was picked up. "Gaz?"
"Professor Membrane here, who is speaking?"
"Oh, hello Professor." jen corected herself, trying to keep the disapointment out of her voice.
"Well, hello My Son's Friend. How are you?"
"Oh, fine! I'm just great!" Jen lied. "Is Gaz there?"
"Just a moment." Membrane answered. A minute later Gaz picked up on another line.
"I got it Dad." Gaz said. Then after Membrane had hung up again, "Is Dib human yet?"
"It was a fake." Jen answered quickly. "Zim made a fake cure so we'd give him his."
"What?" Gaz asked angerly.
Jen took a deep breath then went on. "They're down in Zim's lab right now coming up with something. Dib has joined Zim
and now they're going to try to conquer Earth together." There was a moment of silence on both ends. "Gaz? You still there?"
"Just a second." Gaz answered. Jen heard the phone being set sown on a table or desk. Then....
"ZIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIM!!!!!!!!!"
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Meanwhile, down in Zim's labs......
Zim shivered. "Hey, Did you hear something?" He asked. Dib lifted the front of the weilding mask and pointed to the torch
in one hand.
"What did you say?" Dib asked, he was now dress in a red Invader's uniform with out the black stripes. Zim shook
his head.
"Nothing. Now come! Let us work!"
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"So whats the plan?" Gaz asked calmly as she picked up the phone again.
'I'm not sure." Jen answered. 'I have no idea what their plan is yet. All I know is that we have to make Dib want to be
human again, we have to find the REAL cure, learn their plan, stop them from conquering the Earth, and I have NO idea what to
do!" Jen suddenly felt very overwelmed.
'I'm coming over." Gaz said. "i'll be there in a few minutes."
"Okay." Jen sighed then the line went dead.
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"There! We're done!" Zim exclaimed as he and Dib looked up at their creation. A machine which resembled the Mega
Boy 2000 only about three times biger. Zim had begun work on it a few weeks ago and now he and Dib had finished it!
It was controlled from a cab on top of the machine where they could turn 360 degrees and see the reckage they left behind. So
far their only plan was to rampage through the city and destroy stuff that looked fun to destroy until they were made the mayors of
the city. From there they would become Govenor of the state, then President of the U.S., then KINGS OF ALL HUMANS!!!! Or,
at least that was the plan.
"Great!" Dib agreed. "Now, how do you drive it?" He and Zim climbed up into the cab and Zim turned it on and began
explaining it to Dib, though it still felt alittle wierd explaining to Dib how they were going to destroy the city.
"Do you understand?" Zim asked.
"Of course I do! i've played around with much more high-tech stuff before. I think I can run a
simple machine!" Dib said defensively. "I'll drive."
"What!?" Zim cried. "I don't think so! This was MY idea!"
"I'm driving." Dib repeated. "I'm taller."
"What?!" Zim repeated. "What does height have to do with this?!"
"Don't tell me you've forgoten our system of leadership already!" Dib exclaimed. "That's how it is on Irk, that's how it will
be now. I'M driving." Zim stared at him, speachless. Irken or not, he couldn't believe that DIB had just reminded him what the Irken
way was! And that DIB was useing an Irken tradition!
But, he was right. The Irken Dib, for some strange reason, was about an inch taller than when he was human. Makeing
Dib about an inch taller than Zim.
"Oh, of course." Zim replied. "I've been around these Stink-Beasts for too long. How about you drive for half the time
and I'll drive for the other half?"
"Alright." Dib answered, grining evily.
"Good. Now come! Let us rain some DOOM down apon this DOOMED city!" Zim cried. Dib pushed a button on the
control panel and the machine burst through the ground and landed in the black-top circle infront of Zim's house, leaveing two large
holes where the feet crushed the road.
Zim and Dib laughed as they tore up the street and knocked down a few houses and other builings, The 'Scary Monkey
Show' studio was one of the first things to go.
"Hit that one!" Zim yelled. "Now that one! Crush that bus! Yes! Yes! Now! Smash that house! The green one! The green one!"
Then Zim recognized his own house. "NOT THE GREEN ONE! NOT THE GREEN ONE!" The giant machine ran down the street
a few blocks to stop in front of a mall. "Destroy it!" Zim cried. Dib turned in the chair to face Zim. "What?" Zim asked.
"This is where YOU get off." Dib answered, he grined at Zim.
"What?! Dib! What are you--" But Dib jumped out of the chair and pushed a button to open the door then pushed Zim
out. "NOOOOOOO!!!!" Zim screamed until he hit the ground and rolled into a bush, unconcious.
Dib laughed evily and then went back to the chair and went off, destroying everything in sight.
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Hey there! Oh Dib! The things I do to you! I feel so bad sometimes! Well, please review this! I hope y'all liked it!
Don't know when I'll get the next chapter up, hopefully soon! bye bye!
~HelgaGP
to say right now. Did, disclaimer last chapter......not sugar-high right now so nothing extremely wierd comes to my mind..
well, lets get on with the next chapy! here we go!!! WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!
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chapter 8- Uhh.....Worse, Yep! Definantly Worse!
"Where am I?" Dib whispered, sitting up in the guest bed. "This isn't the base!" Dib jumped out of the bed that
he had slept in for the past 4 nights, yet didn't remember. He ran out of the room and down the hall, the only sound in the
whole house was the faint sound of country music coming from the radio in Jen's room and the ocational cry of "Cup-ity-cakes!"
from Cat's room. Those two were both asleep now.
Dib jumped over the railing that ran along half the upstairs hall and landed, silently, in the kitchen. There wasn't
a second story room above the kitchen, just a drop off from the hall into the kitchen. The railing kept Cat and Gir from falling
over the edge when they weren't watching where they were going.
Dib ran out the patio door, threw Jen's small yard then made a bee-line from Zim's base, HIS base.
Zim was sitting on the couch waiting for him, and watching 'Giligan's Island' to keep himself awake. He grined
as Dib ran in and slamed the door. Dib stood there, leaning against the door and trying to catch his breath for a minute.
"I don't know what your cousin is up to, Zim, but i just woke up in her house!" Dib exclaimed after he had
caught his breath again. He shivered in disgust at the memory, the only real memory he had left. Zim's grin grew as he
watched Dib, he was pleased with the results, very pleased.
"Welcome home Invader Dib." Zim said.
The transformation was now complete.
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I'm sure you all saw that last part coming!
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beep- BEEP-beep-BEEP-beep-BEEP-beep-BEEP-beep-BEEP! WACK!
"Ugh!" Jen moaned. "Since when did I start setting my alarm for 7:00 on Saturdays?" She turned over and tried
to get back to sleep. It was so nice knowing she didn't really have to get up! "'When I think about rain, I think about singin'......"
she sang quietly to herself along with the radio for a moment. She was just drifting off again when....
"WEEEEEOOOOOOWEEEEEEOOOOOO!!!" The voices of two little robots drifted up from the kitchen.
"Awww!" Jen pulled the purple pillow over her head, trying to drown out the noise. "Why do robots have to
wake up so early?!" In the process of pulling the pillow over her head Jen bent her left antena the wrong way. "OW!"
She cried and bolted up in her bed. "Owie, owie owie!" Jen wimpered as she ran the injured antena between her thumb
and for-finger. When the pain went away she swung her legs over the edge of the bed and sliped her feet into the fuzzy sky
blue slippers by her bed. Hard wood floors are very cold in the morning!
"Well, I'm not gonna get any sleep." Jen muttered. "Might as well get up and see whats on t.v." lounging on the couch
all day with a bowl of pop-corn sounded pretty good. "Rent a movie off Pay-Per View, maybe start re-reading 'Harry Potter and
the Sorcerer's Stone' again....I love weekends!" Jen mumbled as she turned off the radio. Then walked out the door humming the
tune to 'Bye Bye My Baby Bye Bye' (thats a long name for a song!) "Good Morning Dib." Jen called when she reached the railing
over looking the kitchen. He wasn't there. Jen shruged and walked down the stairs.
The muffled sound of the trampoline in the game room and either Cat or Gir screaming could be heared. Jen desided
to check there for Dib. "Or maybe he went home." Jen thought, partly hoped. Jen pushed open the door in the living room
beside her computer desk which lead to the game room.
The game room was a large room that took up half of the down stairs. The floor was covered with dark purple carpet
and the walls were paded so thick they felt like huge pillows, the padding was maroon. at one end was a gigantic trampoline and
the other end was another, larger, t.v. with a GS2 and a V.C.R. hooked up to it. Six bean bag chairs were aranged in a semi-circle
around the t.v. each a diferent color. And on the other wall was a large book case, half full of books.
This was were Jen, Dib, Cat, Gir and sometimes Gaz and Zim came to just hang out. Gaz had taught Jen the
wonders of the Game Slave and Jen had found an interest in it. Right no Gir was jumping on the trampoline and Cat was sitting in
his gold colored bean bag reading a very large book. Dib was no where to be seen.
"Hey, has either of you seen Dib today?" jen asked, standing in the door way.
"Yes!" Gir shouted over the squeeking of the trampoline.
"Great! Where is he? Did the cure Zim gave him work yet? I can't wait to see him back to normal!" Jen exclaimed
excitedly.
"I layeth thine eyes on thee in thine labortories." Cat answered. Jen stared at her S.I.R. for a moment. Did that make
any sence? What did he even say?
"What are you reading?" Jen asked, walking over to read the tile of Cat's book. 'Great plays of Shakespear' it read.
"Umm....... Alright......" Jen said. "Do you even understand any of that?"
"Well, yeah!" Cat answered as if that should be obvious to Jen. "They're only like the most well known plays of the 18th
century! Puh! Where have YOU been for the last 200 years?"
Jen stared at him in surprise. "Uh...Irk."
"Figures!" Cat sighed. Then something seemed to click and he jumped out of the bean bag chair. "MY TUUUUUURN!!!"
Jen watched him run to the trampoline and join Gir in jumping and screaming.
"Umm......Right....." Jen murmered. "That was wierd." she whispered. The a louder. "I'm gonna go look for Dib, Kay?"
"Master Dib is down with Master in their labs." Gir informed her as he flew threw the air to land on Gaz's maroon bean
bag chair. Jen froze.
"What......did you say?" She asked slowly. Master Dib? Their labs? Jen spun around again and grabed Gir by the
shoulders. Gir looked from shoulder to shoulder then up at Jen. "Gir. When you saw Dib and Zim in Zim's lab....." She paused to
make sure the little S.I.R. understood what she was saying. "was Dib human?"
Gir thought hard a moment. "I dont knooooow!" Gir answered.
"Gir, think harder. Was....Dib....human?"
Gir thought again. Cat stoped jumping to watch from the trampoline in interest. "Uhhh......Ummm.....Ohhhh!!" Jen was
just about to tell Gir to stop thinking in fear that he'd blow up. "NO!!" Gir screamed. "DIB WASNT HUUUUUMAN!!" Gir fell down
into Gaz's bean bag and looked up at Jen. "He was flying pizza! My head hurts."
Jen fell into her purple bean bag next to Gir. So the cure hadn't worked! Dib wasn't back to normal yet! Zim's cure had
failed. Unless.......It was never suposed to work!
"That little creep!" Jen screamed. "He TRICKED us! That was a fake he gave Dib! It was never suposed to turn Dib
human again! That little---" Then she called Zim something in Irken that wasn't very nice. (trying to keep the rating down) Then she
froze again, letting go of Gir. The color in her face drained to a pale baby green. Jen stared of into space as her mind tried to process
all the new data.
The cure had been a fake. Dib was still Irken. The transformation was now intirely complete. Dib's memory of ever being
human was completely gone. That wasn't good. Jen needed Dib to want to be human for any cure to work. Dib had joined Zim.
That wasn't good either, infact, that was REALLY bad. Dib was smart. Really smart. Now Dib and Zim were down in Zim's labs.
Working on something. Something evil. And what had Zim made Dib think of her? Or Gaz? Nothing good, that was for sure!
Gaz.
"I need to go call Gaz!" Jen exclaimed, suddenly jolted out of her thoughts by the sound of Cat jumping on the trampoline
again. She jumped up and raced for the cordless in the living room. She quickly dialed Dib's home number. Then she paced back
and forth between the coffee table and t.v. until she heard the other end being picked up. "Hello?" Jen said as soon as the other
end was picked up. "Gaz?"
"Professor Membrane here, who is speaking?"
"Oh, hello Professor." jen corected herself, trying to keep the disapointment out of her voice.
"Well, hello My Son's Friend. How are you?"
"Oh, fine! I'm just great!" Jen lied. "Is Gaz there?"
"Just a moment." Membrane answered. A minute later Gaz picked up on another line.
"I got it Dad." Gaz said. Then after Membrane had hung up again, "Is Dib human yet?"
"It was a fake." Jen answered quickly. "Zim made a fake cure so we'd give him his."
"What?" Gaz asked angerly.
Jen took a deep breath then went on. "They're down in Zim's lab right now coming up with something. Dib has joined Zim
and now they're going to try to conquer Earth together." There was a moment of silence on both ends. "Gaz? You still there?"
"Just a second." Gaz answered. Jen heard the phone being set sown on a table or desk. Then....
"ZIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIM!!!!!!!!!"
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Meanwhile, down in Zim's labs......
Zim shivered. "Hey, Did you hear something?" He asked. Dib lifted the front of the weilding mask and pointed to the torch
in one hand.
"What did you say?" Dib asked, he was now dress in a red Invader's uniform with out the black stripes. Zim shook
his head.
"Nothing. Now come! Let us work!"
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"So whats the plan?" Gaz asked calmly as she picked up the phone again.
'I'm not sure." Jen answered. 'I have no idea what their plan is yet. All I know is that we have to make Dib want to be
human again, we have to find the REAL cure, learn their plan, stop them from conquering the Earth, and I have NO idea what to
do!" Jen suddenly felt very overwelmed.
'I'm coming over." Gaz said. "i'll be there in a few minutes."
"Okay." Jen sighed then the line went dead.
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"There! We're done!" Zim exclaimed as he and Dib looked up at their creation. A machine which resembled the Mega
Boy 2000 only about three times biger. Zim had begun work on it a few weeks ago and now he and Dib had finished it!
It was controlled from a cab on top of the machine where they could turn 360 degrees and see the reckage they left behind. So
far their only plan was to rampage through the city and destroy stuff that looked fun to destroy until they were made the mayors of
the city. From there they would become Govenor of the state, then President of the U.S., then KINGS OF ALL HUMANS!!!! Or,
at least that was the plan.
"Great!" Dib agreed. "Now, how do you drive it?" He and Zim climbed up into the cab and Zim turned it on and began
explaining it to Dib, though it still felt alittle wierd explaining to Dib how they were going to destroy the city.
"Do you understand?" Zim asked.
"Of course I do! i've played around with much more high-tech stuff before. I think I can run a
simple machine!" Dib said defensively. "I'll drive."
"What!?" Zim cried. "I don't think so! This was MY idea!"
"I'm driving." Dib repeated. "I'm taller."
"What?!" Zim repeated. "What does height have to do with this?!"
"Don't tell me you've forgoten our system of leadership already!" Dib exclaimed. "That's how it is on Irk, that's how it will
be now. I'M driving." Zim stared at him, speachless. Irken or not, he couldn't believe that DIB had just reminded him what the Irken
way was! And that DIB was useing an Irken tradition!
But, he was right. The Irken Dib, for some strange reason, was about an inch taller than when he was human. Makeing
Dib about an inch taller than Zim.
"Oh, of course." Zim replied. "I've been around these Stink-Beasts for too long. How about you drive for half the time
and I'll drive for the other half?"
"Alright." Dib answered, grining evily.
"Good. Now come! Let us rain some DOOM down apon this DOOMED city!" Zim cried. Dib pushed a button on the
control panel and the machine burst through the ground and landed in the black-top circle infront of Zim's house, leaveing two large
holes where the feet crushed the road.
Zim and Dib laughed as they tore up the street and knocked down a few houses and other builings, The 'Scary Monkey
Show' studio was one of the first things to go.
"Hit that one!" Zim yelled. "Now that one! Crush that bus! Yes! Yes! Now! Smash that house! The green one! The green one!"
Then Zim recognized his own house. "NOT THE GREEN ONE! NOT THE GREEN ONE!" The giant machine ran down the street
a few blocks to stop in front of a mall. "Destroy it!" Zim cried. Dib turned in the chair to face Zim. "What?" Zim asked.
"This is where YOU get off." Dib answered, he grined at Zim.
"What?! Dib! What are you--" But Dib jumped out of the chair and pushed a button to open the door then pushed Zim
out. "NOOOOOOO!!!!" Zim screamed until he hit the ground and rolled into a bush, unconcious.
Dib laughed evily and then went back to the chair and went off, destroying everything in sight.
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Hey there! Oh Dib! The things I do to you! I feel so bad sometimes! Well, please review this! I hope y'all liked it!
Don't know when I'll get the next chapter up, hopefully soon! bye bye!
~HelgaGP