Hey there! How ya'll doin today? Wow! Not too many of you know what the piggy has to do with all this! Cool! Well, I'm
sure you do NOW! Yeah, Guess what? This is the LAST chapter! Now, please read this and review!
I don't own Invader Zim, Kay? You should know that by now! How many times have I writen it?! ALOT! So anyone who
wants to sue me for strange reasons, DONT!! Cause I DONT own IZ!!! I DONT OWN ANYTHING!!! Well, nothing
famous anyway.
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Chapter 12- Return of the Space-Time Object Replacement Device
"What......is THAT!?" Dib asked. They were all down in Zim's labs now. All but Jen that is. The two S.I.R.s were
sitting in one corner playing with Gir's rubber piggy. Cat was still a bit confussed to the fact that Jen had stayed by the tree
in Dib and Gaz's yard instead of comming home, but he joined Gir in makeing the piggy dance and sing, though not quite
as energeticly as usual. Gaz sat beside the robots, using a wall as a backrest, her knees pulled up to her chest, arms wraped
around her legs and Jen's hand-held GS2 in her hands, playing the 'Shrek' game she had been promised the day before.
The two remaining Irkens stood infront of what looked like a giant computer screen and a vortex of spinning purple and blue
stuff.
"This is a space-time object replacement device!" Zim answered. "It can replace any object from the past with an
object from the present!" Zim sounded excited, yet a little nervous. Dib watched the spinning vortex skepticaly.
"Yeah, my dad did a show on these things once. He said whoever would build one of these would have to be a
complete moron." Dib said, not understanding how this machine could possibly help them. He crossed his arm, which to his
disgust were covered in the red material of an Irken Invader's uniform. "I guess Dad was right."
Zim scowled at Dib for a fraction of a second before turning back to the control panel he was fooling around with.
"Well, it's this 'Moron' who is going to fix the city and bring Jen back." Zim replied. Dib's eyes widened with sudden interest.
"You can do that?"
"If I can just find the right place......THERE! That should be good!" Zim exclaimed. Dib looked up at the giant screen.
It showed the human form of Zim sitting at the computer in Jen's lab. In the bottom left corner it read 'Past Zim'.
"I don't want to ware DIB'S glasses! Can't you find a rat with glasses or something for me to ware?" The Zim on
the screen complained. The picture switched to show Jen, glareing at Zim.
"Try them. If they don't work we'll see about that rat." Jen replied. Seeing Jen gave Dib a sick feeling in his stomach.
"If I have a stomach." Dib thought. He looked over at Zim who had just wiped his eye quickly, thinking no one had seen
him do this.
The picture switched back to Zim as he put on Dib's glasses and started working on the computer.
"So, I'm assuming the glasses work?" Jen asked and Zim grumbled something that still couldn't be understood by
anyone other than Zim. Then the picture switched to a shot of the Irken Dib.
"I was kinda hopeing to look for that rat. But since we don't have a choice I guess I have to let you use them, don't I?
But if there's even ONE little scratch on those--" Dib watched himself turn tward his sister. The screen changed to a picture of
Gaz tied to the chair, and not looking very happy about it.
"The piggy Gir! I need the piggy!" Zim cried, jerking Dib's atention back to the present. Gaz grabed the rubber pig
from Gir's hands and tossed it to Zim. He wrote something on the pig's head and brought his arm back, aiming at the vortex.
"Please hit the pencil, please hit the pencil, please hit the pencil....." Zim mermered as he threw the piggy as hard
as he could into the space-time object replacement device.
Dib turned back to the screen, he could hear himself and Gaz talking. The Zim on the screen picked up a pencil
that had been laying beside the keyboard to write a note on some paper. Suddenly the pencil changed to the rubber piggy.
Zim jumped in surprise. The Zim standing beside Dib in the present breathed a sigh of relief.
Back up on the screen Zim glanced behind him to see if anyone had noticed the pencil's transformation. But Dib
and Gaz were still talking and Jen was watching them. Then Zim looked closer at the piggy, the glasses slid down his nose
slightly and he had to push them back up to read the piggy. As he read Zim's brown eyes grew wider and a moment later he
was quickly makeing changes to the formula on the past computer.
A bright white light flashed threw the lab and just as suddenly it was gone again. Dib looked around, blinking rapidly
trying to get his eyes to adjust to the once again dim light. Then he looked down at his hands. Slowly he raised them up to about
eye level at arms length. A huge grin quickly spread over his face.
"I'm human again!!" Dib exclaimed happily. He looked down again, never happier to be in his blue smilie-face shirt
and jacket. "YES!!" Then he froze. "Jen! Where is she?"
Before anyone could answer they were all running for the door to Jen's labs, then crowding into her elevator. The ten second ride
up into the main part of the house seemed like an eternity to the five ocupants of the elevator. Both because of what they might
find up there, and because it was so uncomfortable! Zim, Dib, Gaz, Cat and Gir all fell out of the small elevator as soon as the
metal doors opened. Their combined weight on the wooden door of the closet forced it open and they all fell into a pile on the floor
of Jen's living room. Zim was the first one to work his way out of the pile.
"Jen!?" He called as he stood up. No one answered. Dib and Gaz got up and started calling for her too. Soon they were
all up and calling Jen's name. Well, Cat and Gir just screamed for the heck of it.
"Jen?!"
"Hey Jen! I got pass the Gingerbread man!"
"Jen, You here?"
Nothing. They checked the kitchen and all the bedrooms.
"Can't she hear us?" Gaz asked as she sat down on the couch.
"I bet it didn't work." Gir anounced. Probably not knowing what it was that was suposed to work. "Not much Master
does works." Zim scowled at his S.I.R. Dib ran to look out the window.
"The city's back to normal!" He anounced with relief. He turned away from the window and cuped his hands around his
mouth. "JEN!!"
"There is one other possibility." Zim said slowly. Gaz and Dib turned to look at him. "Something else in the new timeline
could have killed her." There was a pause in which even Cat and Gir were quiet.
"Wait! Does anyone else hear that?" Dib asked, breaking the silence. There was another, shorter silence. Then everyone
turned to look at the door to the game room. It sounded like some muffled music was comeing from in there.
Cat's purple eyes grew and a huge goofy grin spread across his golden face. "MASTER!!!!" And with that Cat ran through
the door to the game room. Loud music could be heard coming out of the room for a moment, then the door shut again and it was
muffled. Gaz, Zim and Dib glanced at each other, then followed Cat through the door, Gir followed them too.
"Wanna talk about ME! Wanna talk about I! Wanna talk about Number One, oh my, me, my! What I think, what I like, what
I know, what I want, what I see! I like talkin' about you, you, you, you, usualy, but ocationaly, I wanna talk about MEEEEEEE!!" Jen sang
along happily with the cd player beside the trampoline, which she was jumping on. Cat was jumping excitedly beside her "Oh! Hey guys! What
ya'll doin' here?" Jen asked, smiling, as she continued jumping and humming to the song.
Everyone just stared at her for a moment then as if on cue Zim, Gaz, Dib and Gir all ran over and jumped onto the trampoline,
trying to keep their balance as Jen jumped.
"So, what's goin on? It's not everyday you all show up in my house at the same time, and we didn't plan something!" Jen said
with a small laugh. "Or am I just forgeting about something?"
"I am SO glad to see you!" Dib exclaimed.
"I'm glad to see you too!" Jen replied and looked at Gaz. She just smiled, Jen found her friends' behavior kind of strange. She
jumped up and turned 180 to land faceing Zim. "Now why are we all so happy to see each other?" She asked him. In answer, Zim took a
step forward and actualy threw his arms around her shoulders. Jen instantly stoped jumping and her eyes widened in surprise.
"You have no idea." Zim replied.
"N-no......I don't." Jen stammered. "Will some one tell me what's going on?!" Everyone started talking at once, giving Jen their
side of what had happened in the old timeline, starting with Zim giving Dib the fake cure and ending in Jen's game room. Jen tried to
listen to them all. It was hard, but soon she knew the whole story.
"Wow." Jen murmered. "I was dead?" Everyone nodded. Jen thought for a minute. "Hmm......ya know what? I kinda remember
all that. Now that you told me." She shivered then started jumping again. "Freaky." Then her face changed to a mischivous smile. "Ya know,
I'm kinda sorry it's over."
"WHAT?! Why?!" Dib asked, not feeling even slightly that way. Jen just smiled for a minute before answering.
"You DID make a pretty cute Irken!" She replied and giggled. Dib, Gaz, and Zim all looked at eachother, grinned and jumped up
at the exact same time, spiking Jen up two times higher thatn normal.
"Hey!" Jen cried. "I was kidding!"
"Now that we're all done flirting," Gaz said. "Who feels like loseing to me at a game of GS2?"
"You're on!" Jen exclaimed. "I just got the new 'The Simpson's Roadrage' and i bet you can't beat me!" (I've never actualy played
this game, but it looks really cool!)
"We'll just see about that." Gaz answered. The two girls jumped off the trampoline and moved their bean-bag chairs infront of the
t.v. Cat and Gir joined them, along with a stuffed panda bear and a rubber piggy.
"Yep!" Zim sighed. "Everything's back to normal! Thanks to ME of course!"
"Thanks to you?" Dib exclaimed. "If it weren't for YOU none of that would have ever happened!"
"Well if YOU wouldn't ruin all MY plans then--"
"Ruin all your plans?! If you would just leave the Earth alone--"
"This disgusting mud-ball? it's just BEGGING to be conquered!"
"Why you--" Dib leaped at Zim and they began fighting it out on the trampoline. Jen smiled to herself as Zim and Dib continued
to yell at each other and trying to throw the other off the trampoline, or just cause as much pain as possible.
"Yep!" She whispered to Gaz, "Everything's back to normal!" then she looked around. "Oh, the game is up in my room! i'll be right
back!" Jen got up and ran to her room to get the game. When she came back down the stairs she found the t.v. in the living room turned on.
"Now how did this get on?" She said, talking to herself. She picked up the remote to turn of the t.v. "Cat or Gir must have come out here. you
would think they'd remember to turn it off one of these.......Oh, dear goodness...."
The comercial for Sunny Delight had just disapeared to show something she never thought she'd see on Earth. A picture of the colored
Irken symbol apeared, then words that said 'Invasion' flashed across the picture. A huge crowd of Irkens cheered. Jen, still stareing open mouthed
at the t.v., fell on to the couch in shock. The next thing she knew Zim was standing on the stage on the t.v. then thrown into his Voot-cruiser by the
Almighty Tallests Red and Purple. The remote and game fell out of jen's hands as she watched the rest of the intro. Dib was on there and Gaz and Gir.
Then the computer screen Jen had seen in one of the many rooms of Zim's labs came up with the words 'Invader Zim' writen on it.
Jen continued to watch for about three minutes as a cartoon version of Miss. Bitters talked about the Big Bang theory, and cartoon
versions of her classmates listened. Then it actualy showed Zim's birth!! Dib was shown putting books into his backpack, all cartoon versions.
Suddenly Jen seemed to break out of her shock. "ZIM!! DIB!!" She screamed as she jumped off the couch and ran into the game room.
"GAZ!! YOU GUYS HAVE TO SEE THIS!!!" Zim and Dib stoped strangling each other to look at Jen.
"Geeze Jen, you look like you've seen the ghost of a murderer!" Dib exclaimed.
"COME ON! YOU GUYS HAVE GOT TO SEE THIS!!" Jen yelled and grabed both Zim and Dib by their arms and pulled them off the
trampoline and to the door. She let go of the boys and ran out the door. Confussed, and a little worried, Dib and Zim followed her, only to then run
into her. Jen was standing, frozen, facing the t.v., which was turned off.
"What's going on?" Gaz asked, walking out into the living room. Jen walked causiously to the t.v. and turned it on again. 'Rocket Power'
filled the screen. Jen quickly changed the channel with a small yelp. 'Sponge Bob', then 'Barney', then 'Teletubbies', some infomercial, another
infomercial, hunting show, fishing, yet another infomercial.
"No wonder you were screaming." Dib said. "This Saturday after-noon programing is horrible."
"But....I saw....you guys were....." Jen poined at the t.v. in disbelievement. (is that a word? oh well!) "Zim....you didn't want to go to parent
teacher night...... you were all cartoons.....I swear I saw......you were there!" Jen pointed to Dib. "And you!" she pointed to Gaz. "And Gir and you Zim.....
i was so sure......where did it go?" Dib, Gaz and Zim looked at her, worried.
"Were there little munchkins there too?" Cat asked excitedly.
"No......I don't think so......." Jen answered, still stareing at a infomercial.
"Maybe you sliped on the stairs coming down." Gaz said. "Now come on, lets go play that game!" Jen nodded slowly and rubbed her head
even though it didn't hurt.
"Yeah, I think that's what happened." she said and stood up, turning off the t.v. "Let's go play that game!" Everyone turned to go back to the
game room, Jen in back. Just as she was about to shut the door behind her she heard something. Jen turned around to see Zim's robo-parents dancing
a river-dance infront of Zim on the screen.
Jen slowly shut the door behind her and walked over to her bean-bag chair, while chanting under her breath: "Everything's back to normal,
everything's back to normal, EVERYTHING'S back to normal....."
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Hey there! Guess what? IT'S FINISHED! I have to dedicate that last part with Jen seeing IZ to PureVENOM who gave
me the idea in one of her reviews! Thanks! Oh, And I want to thank everyone who has been reviewing! i love to read
them!
So how did you like it? Please review! And like at the end of 'Invader Jen' i want to ask you some questions. Nothin
hard, but you WILL be graded on this! j/k!
1. Do you want more with Jen in?
2. Do any of you like to read journal entry type fics?
3. Just out of ceriousity, which is your fav. episode? Mine is probably 'Hampstergedon', (I can't spell!)
well, bye guys!
~HelgaGP
sure you do NOW! Yeah, Guess what? This is the LAST chapter! Now, please read this and review!
I don't own Invader Zim, Kay? You should know that by now! How many times have I writen it?! ALOT! So anyone who
wants to sue me for strange reasons, DONT!! Cause I DONT own IZ!!! I DONT OWN ANYTHING!!! Well, nothing
famous anyway.
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Chapter 12- Return of the Space-Time Object Replacement Device
"What......is THAT!?" Dib asked. They were all down in Zim's labs now. All but Jen that is. The two S.I.R.s were
sitting in one corner playing with Gir's rubber piggy. Cat was still a bit confussed to the fact that Jen had stayed by the tree
in Dib and Gaz's yard instead of comming home, but he joined Gir in makeing the piggy dance and sing, though not quite
as energeticly as usual. Gaz sat beside the robots, using a wall as a backrest, her knees pulled up to her chest, arms wraped
around her legs and Jen's hand-held GS2 in her hands, playing the 'Shrek' game she had been promised the day before.
The two remaining Irkens stood infront of what looked like a giant computer screen and a vortex of spinning purple and blue
stuff.
"This is a space-time object replacement device!" Zim answered. "It can replace any object from the past with an
object from the present!" Zim sounded excited, yet a little nervous. Dib watched the spinning vortex skepticaly.
"Yeah, my dad did a show on these things once. He said whoever would build one of these would have to be a
complete moron." Dib said, not understanding how this machine could possibly help them. He crossed his arm, which to his
disgust were covered in the red material of an Irken Invader's uniform. "I guess Dad was right."
Zim scowled at Dib for a fraction of a second before turning back to the control panel he was fooling around with.
"Well, it's this 'Moron' who is going to fix the city and bring Jen back." Zim replied. Dib's eyes widened with sudden interest.
"You can do that?"
"If I can just find the right place......THERE! That should be good!" Zim exclaimed. Dib looked up at the giant screen.
It showed the human form of Zim sitting at the computer in Jen's lab. In the bottom left corner it read 'Past Zim'.
"I don't want to ware DIB'S glasses! Can't you find a rat with glasses or something for me to ware?" The Zim on
the screen complained. The picture switched to show Jen, glareing at Zim.
"Try them. If they don't work we'll see about that rat." Jen replied. Seeing Jen gave Dib a sick feeling in his stomach.
"If I have a stomach." Dib thought. He looked over at Zim who had just wiped his eye quickly, thinking no one had seen
him do this.
The picture switched back to Zim as he put on Dib's glasses and started working on the computer.
"So, I'm assuming the glasses work?" Jen asked and Zim grumbled something that still couldn't be understood by
anyone other than Zim. Then the picture switched to a shot of the Irken Dib.
"I was kinda hopeing to look for that rat. But since we don't have a choice I guess I have to let you use them, don't I?
But if there's even ONE little scratch on those--" Dib watched himself turn tward his sister. The screen changed to a picture of
Gaz tied to the chair, and not looking very happy about it.
"The piggy Gir! I need the piggy!" Zim cried, jerking Dib's atention back to the present. Gaz grabed the rubber pig
from Gir's hands and tossed it to Zim. He wrote something on the pig's head and brought his arm back, aiming at the vortex.
"Please hit the pencil, please hit the pencil, please hit the pencil....." Zim mermered as he threw the piggy as hard
as he could into the space-time object replacement device.
Dib turned back to the screen, he could hear himself and Gaz talking. The Zim on the screen picked up a pencil
that had been laying beside the keyboard to write a note on some paper. Suddenly the pencil changed to the rubber piggy.
Zim jumped in surprise. The Zim standing beside Dib in the present breathed a sigh of relief.
Back up on the screen Zim glanced behind him to see if anyone had noticed the pencil's transformation. But Dib
and Gaz were still talking and Jen was watching them. Then Zim looked closer at the piggy, the glasses slid down his nose
slightly and he had to push them back up to read the piggy. As he read Zim's brown eyes grew wider and a moment later he
was quickly makeing changes to the formula on the past computer.
A bright white light flashed threw the lab and just as suddenly it was gone again. Dib looked around, blinking rapidly
trying to get his eyes to adjust to the once again dim light. Then he looked down at his hands. Slowly he raised them up to about
eye level at arms length. A huge grin quickly spread over his face.
"I'm human again!!" Dib exclaimed happily. He looked down again, never happier to be in his blue smilie-face shirt
and jacket. "YES!!" Then he froze. "Jen! Where is she?"
Before anyone could answer they were all running for the door to Jen's labs, then crowding into her elevator. The ten second ride
up into the main part of the house seemed like an eternity to the five ocupants of the elevator. Both because of what they might
find up there, and because it was so uncomfortable! Zim, Dib, Gaz, Cat and Gir all fell out of the small elevator as soon as the
metal doors opened. Their combined weight on the wooden door of the closet forced it open and they all fell into a pile on the floor
of Jen's living room. Zim was the first one to work his way out of the pile.
"Jen!?" He called as he stood up. No one answered. Dib and Gaz got up and started calling for her too. Soon they were
all up and calling Jen's name. Well, Cat and Gir just screamed for the heck of it.
"Jen?!"
"Hey Jen! I got pass the Gingerbread man!"
"Jen, You here?"
Nothing. They checked the kitchen and all the bedrooms.
"Can't she hear us?" Gaz asked as she sat down on the couch.
"I bet it didn't work." Gir anounced. Probably not knowing what it was that was suposed to work. "Not much Master
does works." Zim scowled at his S.I.R. Dib ran to look out the window.
"The city's back to normal!" He anounced with relief. He turned away from the window and cuped his hands around his
mouth. "JEN!!"
"There is one other possibility." Zim said slowly. Gaz and Dib turned to look at him. "Something else in the new timeline
could have killed her." There was a pause in which even Cat and Gir were quiet.
"Wait! Does anyone else hear that?" Dib asked, breaking the silence. There was another, shorter silence. Then everyone
turned to look at the door to the game room. It sounded like some muffled music was comeing from in there.
Cat's purple eyes grew and a huge goofy grin spread across his golden face. "MASTER!!!!" And with that Cat ran through
the door to the game room. Loud music could be heard coming out of the room for a moment, then the door shut again and it was
muffled. Gaz, Zim and Dib glanced at each other, then followed Cat through the door, Gir followed them too.
"Wanna talk about ME! Wanna talk about I! Wanna talk about Number One, oh my, me, my! What I think, what I like, what
I know, what I want, what I see! I like talkin' about you, you, you, you, usualy, but ocationaly, I wanna talk about MEEEEEEE!!" Jen sang
along happily with the cd player beside the trampoline, which she was jumping on. Cat was jumping excitedly beside her "Oh! Hey guys! What
ya'll doin' here?" Jen asked, smiling, as she continued jumping and humming to the song.
Everyone just stared at her for a moment then as if on cue Zim, Gaz, Dib and Gir all ran over and jumped onto the trampoline,
trying to keep their balance as Jen jumped.
"So, what's goin on? It's not everyday you all show up in my house at the same time, and we didn't plan something!" Jen said
with a small laugh. "Or am I just forgeting about something?"
"I am SO glad to see you!" Dib exclaimed.
"I'm glad to see you too!" Jen replied and looked at Gaz. She just smiled, Jen found her friends' behavior kind of strange. She
jumped up and turned 180 to land faceing Zim. "Now why are we all so happy to see each other?" She asked him. In answer, Zim took a
step forward and actualy threw his arms around her shoulders. Jen instantly stoped jumping and her eyes widened in surprise.
"You have no idea." Zim replied.
"N-no......I don't." Jen stammered. "Will some one tell me what's going on?!" Everyone started talking at once, giving Jen their
side of what had happened in the old timeline, starting with Zim giving Dib the fake cure and ending in Jen's game room. Jen tried to
listen to them all. It was hard, but soon she knew the whole story.
"Wow." Jen murmered. "I was dead?" Everyone nodded. Jen thought for a minute. "Hmm......ya know what? I kinda remember
all that. Now that you told me." She shivered then started jumping again. "Freaky." Then her face changed to a mischivous smile. "Ya know,
I'm kinda sorry it's over."
"WHAT?! Why?!" Dib asked, not feeling even slightly that way. Jen just smiled for a minute before answering.
"You DID make a pretty cute Irken!" She replied and giggled. Dib, Gaz, and Zim all looked at eachother, grinned and jumped up
at the exact same time, spiking Jen up two times higher thatn normal.
"Hey!" Jen cried. "I was kidding!"
"Now that we're all done flirting," Gaz said. "Who feels like loseing to me at a game of GS2?"
"You're on!" Jen exclaimed. "I just got the new 'The Simpson's Roadrage' and i bet you can't beat me!" (I've never actualy played
this game, but it looks really cool!)
"We'll just see about that." Gaz answered. The two girls jumped off the trampoline and moved their bean-bag chairs infront of the
t.v. Cat and Gir joined them, along with a stuffed panda bear and a rubber piggy.
"Yep!" Zim sighed. "Everything's back to normal! Thanks to ME of course!"
"Thanks to you?" Dib exclaimed. "If it weren't for YOU none of that would have ever happened!"
"Well if YOU wouldn't ruin all MY plans then--"
"Ruin all your plans?! If you would just leave the Earth alone--"
"This disgusting mud-ball? it's just BEGGING to be conquered!"
"Why you--" Dib leaped at Zim and they began fighting it out on the trampoline. Jen smiled to herself as Zim and Dib continued
to yell at each other and trying to throw the other off the trampoline, or just cause as much pain as possible.
"Yep!" She whispered to Gaz, "Everything's back to normal!" then she looked around. "Oh, the game is up in my room! i'll be right
back!" Jen got up and ran to her room to get the game. When she came back down the stairs she found the t.v. in the living room turned on.
"Now how did this get on?" She said, talking to herself. She picked up the remote to turn of the t.v. "Cat or Gir must have come out here. you
would think they'd remember to turn it off one of these.......Oh, dear goodness...."
The comercial for Sunny Delight had just disapeared to show something she never thought she'd see on Earth. A picture of the colored
Irken symbol apeared, then words that said 'Invasion' flashed across the picture. A huge crowd of Irkens cheered. Jen, still stareing open mouthed
at the t.v., fell on to the couch in shock. The next thing she knew Zim was standing on the stage on the t.v. then thrown into his Voot-cruiser by the
Almighty Tallests Red and Purple. The remote and game fell out of jen's hands as she watched the rest of the intro. Dib was on there and Gaz and Gir.
Then the computer screen Jen had seen in one of the many rooms of Zim's labs came up with the words 'Invader Zim' writen on it.
Jen continued to watch for about three minutes as a cartoon version of Miss. Bitters talked about the Big Bang theory, and cartoon
versions of her classmates listened. Then it actualy showed Zim's birth!! Dib was shown putting books into his backpack, all cartoon versions.
Suddenly Jen seemed to break out of her shock. "ZIM!! DIB!!" She screamed as she jumped off the couch and ran into the game room.
"GAZ!! YOU GUYS HAVE TO SEE THIS!!!" Zim and Dib stoped strangling each other to look at Jen.
"Geeze Jen, you look like you've seen the ghost of a murderer!" Dib exclaimed.
"COME ON! YOU GUYS HAVE GOT TO SEE THIS!!" Jen yelled and grabed both Zim and Dib by their arms and pulled them off the
trampoline and to the door. She let go of the boys and ran out the door. Confussed, and a little worried, Dib and Zim followed her, only to then run
into her. Jen was standing, frozen, facing the t.v., which was turned off.
"What's going on?" Gaz asked, walking out into the living room. Jen walked causiously to the t.v. and turned it on again. 'Rocket Power'
filled the screen. Jen quickly changed the channel with a small yelp. 'Sponge Bob', then 'Barney', then 'Teletubbies', some infomercial, another
infomercial, hunting show, fishing, yet another infomercial.
"No wonder you were screaming." Dib said. "This Saturday after-noon programing is horrible."
"But....I saw....you guys were....." Jen poined at the t.v. in disbelievement. (is that a word? oh well!) "Zim....you didn't want to go to parent
teacher night...... you were all cartoons.....I swear I saw......you were there!" Jen pointed to Dib. "And you!" she pointed to Gaz. "And Gir and you Zim.....
i was so sure......where did it go?" Dib, Gaz and Zim looked at her, worried.
"Were there little munchkins there too?" Cat asked excitedly.
"No......I don't think so......." Jen answered, still stareing at a infomercial.
"Maybe you sliped on the stairs coming down." Gaz said. "Now come on, lets go play that game!" Jen nodded slowly and rubbed her head
even though it didn't hurt.
"Yeah, I think that's what happened." she said and stood up, turning off the t.v. "Let's go play that game!" Everyone turned to go back to the
game room, Jen in back. Just as she was about to shut the door behind her she heard something. Jen turned around to see Zim's robo-parents dancing
a river-dance infront of Zim on the screen.
Jen slowly shut the door behind her and walked over to her bean-bag chair, while chanting under her breath: "Everything's back to normal,
everything's back to normal, EVERYTHING'S back to normal....."
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
Hey there! Guess what? IT'S FINISHED! I have to dedicate that last part with Jen seeing IZ to PureVENOM who gave
me the idea in one of her reviews! Thanks! Oh, And I want to thank everyone who has been reviewing! i love to read
them!
So how did you like it? Please review! And like at the end of 'Invader Jen' i want to ask you some questions. Nothin
hard, but you WILL be graded on this! j/k!
1. Do you want more with Jen in?
2. Do any of you like to read journal entry type fics?
3. Just out of ceriousity, which is your fav. episode? Mine is probably 'Hampstergedon', (I can't spell!)
well, bye guys!
~HelgaGP
