Mission Impossipool part 2
"Captain's log," said Pool in his best Capt. Kirk voice. "Stardate aquarius um I mean Feb, 20. I have just accepted a job that might be impossible to puff off. I mean how the hell do you break into the Baxter Building. I`d have an better chance of surviving a stroll thru Harlem wearing KKK robes then pulling this job off." With that last comment Pool flushed the toilet and walked to the kitchen butt naked.
"Hm," Pool says while scratching his scaly scabby head. "Where did I hide that image inducer," he says while digging in a crate full of playboys, videos, and a picture of the Wasp in a wet tee shirt. "Oh," he says while he slaps himself in the head. "I left it in the weapon's closet."
As he walks to the closet he steps on a Nightcrawler teddy bear and throws a dart at the Captain America dart board. He then reaches the weapon's closet and after grabbing a duffel bag, he puts on his costume and switches on the image inducer. He then turns into an attractive young women with long dark hair, lots of curves and wearing black capri pants with a baby tee on. He then switches on the voice changer he "borrowed" from his old buddy Cain back in the Weapon X days and walks out to a non descript car. After closing the door and tapping a few buttons the car turns into a black Mercedes Benz. As he drives toward the Baxter Building he calls the police.
"Hello, I just saw a skinny guy dressed in red killing alot of people at Yankee Stadium. His hands turned into an axe and he just cut off Derek Jeter`s head off. Now he just stuck a baseball bat up Roger Clemen`s ass, " he yelled in a panicked women`s voice.
"Calm down Ma`am," the operator replied. "Get out of the area as fast as you can and lock your doors. I`m gonna send some cars and I will put in a call to the Fantastic Four."
As Pool got closer to the Baxter Building he saw a Fantasticar lift off. He then snapped his fingers and said "Distraction Numero uno check. Lets hope those people I payed off distract them for a long time, and the Weapon X scrambler I borrowed last time I was drafted works."
With that he walks into the Baxter Building and joins a tour group. He then stands next to an old man and 5 mins later shouts "Help that old man grabbed my ass." As security robots come, he turns on the scrambler and goes to the ladies room. Since it was filled he calmly slipped out and went into the men`s room. After seeing that it was empty he goes into a stall next to a vent. Before he goes into the vent he takes out a permant marker. He then writes on the wall "The Invisible Women Shallows" in big bold letters and draws a picture of a man. He then draws sperm going from the man and traveling down an invisible throat and swimming in an invisible stomach . Then he climbs on top of the toilet and goes into the vent. As he is climbing thru the vent he hopes the blueprints he got off a bribed worker are correct.
After about five minutes he sees a cleaning bot and after destroying it with his silenced glock he comes to an intersection. He then takes out a compact he "Borrowed" from Copycat and uses the powder to detect lasers. He then uses the mirror to deflect the laser and after moving it around destroys the laser display. After a long trip where he uses everything from Bubblicious to his silenced glock he manages to get past the state of the art security and he jumps out of the vent and lands in the security center.
He then takes out an AK-47 and shoots the guards in the room with rubber bullets. He then ties them up and sticks apples in their mouths. He then goes and locks the door and looks through the security tapes.
"Whoa, Suzie really gets down," he says excitedly. "I didn`t know she could use her powers that way. Damn is that humanly possible. No wonder they call him Mr. Fantastic. Let me download this and watch it later.'
As he starts downloading big thunderous footsteps are heard walking toward the locked door. Those huge footsteps then open the door, and first came the sound of a huge fire starting then "Its clobbering time"