Part 3

"Howdy fellas. How ya doing," said Pool in his best cowboy voice as he drops his bag. "What a nice day it is today". Well it looks like my distraction didn`t work Pool thinks to himself.

"Fellas I can explain," pleaded Pool.

"Can you explain what your doing in here. Or can you explain why Sue and Reed had to rush to the Bronx," said the Torch as he hovered in the air.

"Well Torchy, all the answers you seek are in this bag," Pool said in the voice of an old kung fu master. While he talked he put his hands behind his back and slipped the Cd in a pocket on the back of his leg.

"Keep your hands where I can see them," said Ben Grimm as his voice boomed out.

"Ok fellas, cool off," said Pool as he erupts into laughter. "Get it cool off, Torch," he says while going into uncontrollable laughter. As he laughs the Torch and Thing look at each other. Seizing the opportunity, he throws 2 grenades at the Thing. As gas sprays out from the grenades, he pulls a fire extinguisher off the wall and starts spraying the Torch. He then grabs his bag and runs out of the room as fast as possible while the two recover.

He gets a couple of feet away as the floor in front of him bursts into fire. He somersaults over the flames and narrowly dodges a fireball. He then empties the extinguisher on the Torch and looks away as he see the Thing huffing and puffing to try and reach them. He then throws the empty extinguisher at the Torch and reaches into his bag. He pulls out a rocket launcher and fires 2 rockets at the Thing and hits the groggy Torch as he runs off.

So far so good thinks Pool. As long as I can keep dumb and dumber distracted and get to a window before the rest of the team comes I should be ok. Skittles here I come. With that he turns and enters a huge room. He then looks back and sees the Torch behind him flying wobbly.

"Hey Johnny, I read in the Bugle that your girl tastes looks Flipper, and when she gets kissed it tastes like drinking out of the east river." Instead of giving him an answer the Torch throws a fire ball and Deadpool`s back goes on fire. As the flames cool off and he feels his healing factor kick in, Pool makes a turn and dashes toward a window. He suddenly runs right into thin air and as he falls back from the impact hits another invisible wall. He then fells the air and says "Now I know what a mime goes throw."

With that last comment Mr. Fantastic walks into the room and the Invisible Woman appears out of thin air.

"Why have you broken into into my house," says Sue as she crosses her arms over her chest.

"Hey Sue, did anybody ever tell you, you look gorgeous when your angry. Can I get an autograph."

"I`m gonna ask one more time, why are you here," Sue says.

Turning to Reed, Pool says "Is it her time of the month. If so I can come back at a better time."

"I say we should just clobber him," bellows out Ben.

"If you hadn`t been so slow you could have done it already," replied the Torch.

"Boys can you keep your childish bickering to yourselves," said Reed. "Now Deadpool according to our records you have stolen something from our computer network. What is it and who is it for."

"Ok people I would love to spill my guts but according to page 2 of the mercenary's rulebook I can`t. I can say though if I am not released, something bad will happen right about now."

As he said that a computer screen rose up from a table and started beeping.

"Computer report," said Reed

"A Church has just blown up....."

"Near city hall," calmly said Pool as he finished the computer's sentence. "Now time is money people. If I am not released in 5 minutes 20 more buildings in New York and New Jersey will blow up. I promise you I did not take anything of too sensitive a nature and it will not go to any of your enemies."

"Why should we believe you," said Reed

"Scouts honor," shot back Pool. "You can check the system later if you don`t believe me. Also in the system is a list of all the buildings I`ve planted with explosives."

With that last comment, the Fantastic Four huddled up. After a couple of minutes the force field was dropped, and Deadpool left.

10 minutes later an attractive redhead driving a ford escort turned onto 42 st. 20 minutes later a middle aged women drove the car into a scrap yard. After catching a bus a 80 year old man stepped onto a train headed for Brooklyn. A half hour later, the same man made some popcorn, turned off the lights and watched a movie. A lil bit later Reed Richards found out from the FDNY and NYPD Bomb squads that all the buildings on the list were all empty for various reasons.

2 days later Deadpool walked into central park with a briefcase. 5 minutes later he walked out with a different briefcase and he loaded a 50 pound bad into the trunk of his car.