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READ THIS!!!
Hi all you beautiful peeps! Are you ready for the next saga? I know you are! This one's called the Frieza's Back Saga, as you should know. This won't be a long saga most likely. No more than 3 chapters. It's more like a mini saga that opens up to a long saga, which is to be the fourth saga, which I promise, WILL be long! It's just giving a reason of why the fourth saga is about what it's about which I can't tell so you'll have to wait and find out.
The chapter will start out where Vegeta is at home. Everyone except Vegeta is at a parade/amusement park. Then, comes the surprise. As always, enjoy!
(Remember the ages are different every saga unless I say otherwise)
Trunks: 6
Goten: 4
Marron: 4
Pan: 3 (It is near Pan's birthday and Trunks' B-day is before hers and Goten and Marron and Bra's is after,)
Bra: 2
Videl: 20
Gohan: 21 (Gohan B-day already passed too)
Vegeta: 50
Bulma: 41
Goku: 43 (I know Goku is suppose to be younger than Bulma but you'll live)
Chi Chi: 36
Master Roshi: OOOOOLLLLLLLDDDDD
Krillin: 37
18: Um...18?
17: If you're half machine and half human, are you just half the age of what you should be?
Yamcha: 40. But who cares?!?
Ox King: Kami knows!
Piccolo: Next!
Dende: Do Nameks have ages?
Korin: It's a cat for Kami's sake!
Kami: Just in case you forgot, he's dead!
Yajirobe: I figure around 45 (shrug)
Puar: Shouldn't this cat be dead?
Oolong: Doesn't matter; Oolong should have been someone's breakfast a long time ago!
King Kai: He's not too old, only about 123, 234, and 456. Looks good for his age.
Grand Kai: Ten times King Kai's age.
Supreme Kai: Let's not go there.
Kibito: Well, I'll tell you this; he sure does LOOK like he's been around a few centuries!
Frieza: Well, Mr. My Tank Is Over Flowing With Sugar is probably somewhere around 70 IF he has an age!
End of Ages!
Spectacular Parades and Space Pirates
"Look guys!" Shor- I mean Krillin pointed to the large parade/amusement before them. It had rides, games, food, drinks, and a big parade that was going to happen right before it closed. "Yeah, it's great! Too bad Vegeta didn't want to come," Goku said.
"Forget him! Let him stay home and kill himself in that gravity room!" Bulma yelled angrily. They had an argument before she left with the Z Gang. "Daddy's gonna die?!" Bra started sniffing.
"N-No honey. Don't cry; I wasn't serious," she comforted. "Come on guys, let's go in!" 17 rushed. "We're going, 17!" 18 yelled. "Come on, Goten! I got a plan," he whispered. "Listen you boys don't go-" Chi Chi couldn't even finish her sentence as she watched the boys dash off into the crowd.
"Far," she sighed. "Don't worry about them Chi Chi. They're saiyans, you know," Goku put his arm around her. "But there only kids! 4 and 5 years old!" "Oh, stop worrying, Chi Chi. They'll be fine. Besides, the guys can sense them anyway," Videl said.
"Well...I guess. But nothing better happen to them!" They entered the doors of the amusement park.
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"We are entering Earth's atmosphere," the computer said. "Good. It's a good thing that slave of mine revived me. Too bad he was of no use; if he was, I wouldn't have killed him," he smirked.
"Now that I am a lot stronger, I'll be able to kill them all! This time, I won't lose." he growled. Sparks of electricity came from his body as he rode over the lands of the Earth. He wanted to destroy them all.
"I will get my revenge on you, Goku. And I will start by killing all of your friends!" he laughed wickedly. "Yes, this will be sweet (just like him)! Wait..." his scouter started beeping.
He picked it up and read. "There's some big power levels at this gathering I am passing. That must be them! I'll land close by, then sneak up on them and POW! They're mine!"
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Vegeta was having him a peaceful time at home away from everyone. He lied on the couch, watching TV. He had his beer and chips on the table in front of him, had a few pillows, remote, and best of all, no one around to bother him.
Everyone thought he'd be training. Did they really think he'd be training when he finally had time alone in his house with no one around?! Like heck! He was going to enjoy this!
"Hmm...so that's what these humans do to dead bodies before burying them," he said. He was watching a show about morgues; don't ask why. "`Vegeta, why don't you want to go?'" he mimicked.
"Why do you think, wench?! Hmph! Who wants to be with those idiots for 4 or 5 hours straight?! Not me!" The truth was he actually was kind of bored but didn't want to admit it to himself.
He decided to go to sleep and forget about them. `I'll worry about them later. I better get some sleep in before the get home,' he drifted off to sleep.
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It hadn't been 2 hours yet (It took Frieza's ship a while to come in for some reason) and already Pan was about to get into trouble. "Pan, what do you want to do now?" Bra asked to her best friend. "I don't know. It's so boring without Uncl-" Pan spotted a ship from the corner of her eye. She saw it was landing and wanted to check it out.
"Um...you go ahead. I'll see you later." "Ok, Pan...bye," Bra went to go catch up with her mother. Pan watched which way the ship went and calculated about how far it would go and how long it would take to land.
"Maybe I should tell my daddy about the ship so he can check it out...naw!" she ran off to go catch it.
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"The ship is now landing," the computer informed. The ship landed in a small, abandoned area. Frieza stepped out with a huge smile on his face. "Ah, finally here. Now it's this way to the gathering. I can't wait to see the looks on their faces! Muhahahahaahaahahaha!!!!"
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"Ugh! That horrible laughing must be him!" She ran until she came to the abandoned field. She hid behind a bush. She peeked out to see a naked alien standing by his ship.
`He looks kind of familiar. Long tail...white...short..." "I'm coming for you Goku," Frieza said. `And gay! It's Frieza!" her power level jumped. Frieza's scouter started to beep again. "Someone is here...in this direction.
"Who ever is hiding had bests come out." He said, walking her direction. `Uh oh! Should I run and go tell grampa so he can kill him or should I just come out and beat him up myself? Well, I guess I should do what any reasonable person would do so...'
She jumped out from behind the bushes. "What do you mean I had bests come out of the bushes?! You ugly whore!" she yelled, trying to intimidate him, though failing miserably. "Whore?! How dare you insult the ruler of the universe! Wait, is that a tail?"
"Yeah, isn't it pretty?" she asked, waving it around to show it off. "AS a matter-of-fact, no. You wouldn't happen to be related to a Goku, now would you?" he sounded so pleasant...too pleasant.
"Yeah! What do you want with Grampa anyway?!" "Oh I don't want anything with him right now. I'll be satisfied by taking you instead," he grabbed her up by her tail (I tell you, people love to grab hold of that tail!) and started flying very fast in the opposite direction, being sure to keep his power level low and getting very far.
"You let go of me right now! I'm gonna tell my Uncle Vegeta on you!" Frieza almost fell out the sky. "Uncle Vegeta!? Well, I'll be a monkey's Uncle...or I should say he's the monkey's Uncle. Hahahaha!"
"That really wasn't funny. Besides, he not my Uncle, I just call him that cuz I want to and when he finds out you're here, he's gonna beat you down!" "I doubt that, brat. Ah, this is a good place to land."
They landed in a forest very far away from the parade but just a few miles from Capsule Corps. He dropped her and said, "Now, I will kill you." He slapped her with his tail in the face, sending her flying into a tree.
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Vegeta was woken from his sleep by the huge power level he felt. "What the...Frieza?" he ran to the door and looked out. "It can't be. Who would have wished him back? I killed all his henchmen...except that one...Kuso!"
He rubbed his temples. `Why is my life so complicated? What did I do to deserve such torture? Wait just a minute. Now that Frieza's back...and I'm a super saiyan...yes! Revenge is sweet.' He gave an evil smile.
"But something's up. There's another person with him. Too strong to be human though very weak; couldn't be his henchmen." Vegeta thought about it for a minute then frowned.
"Why do I have a feeling it's someone I know very well?" he couldn't believe this. I mean, she had gotten herself in a lot of mess, but this took the cake! Exactly how did she get herself caught by the biggest tyrant the universe ever did see when she was with the strongest beings the universe ever did see?
It was absurd! She must have run off again; it was the only logical explanation. "I'm going to get that little bitch a leash!" he took to the air to go find Frieza and the crazy brat he was killing, making sure to suppress his power level.
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"Hey guys, wait." Goku said. Chi Chi and Videl looked at him. "What's wrong, Goku?" Chi Chi asked. "I sense a big power level far from here." "Me too," Gohan agreed. "Don't worry, it's just Vegeta."
"Remember he stayed home to train Goku. He probably just decided to get out for a change; he does that sometimes, doesn't he?" "Oh yeah! Never mind!" They kept walking, but Gohan still suspected something was wrong.
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Already, Pan had a huge gash right across her left cheek, a deep cut on her right leg, a decent cut on her other leg, some cuts here and there, and now Frieza was working on getting the tail off. "Ouch! You bastard! Stop!" she was thrashing all over the place but was only hurting herself.
He was twisting and bending it, slowly ripping it off. "You'll learn some manners girl!" he twisted her tail really hard. "Owwwww!" she shut her eyes tightly, holding back tears.
"I see you aren't so talkative anymore," he snickered. He threw her. She hit the ground and started sliding...right in front of someone's shoes. Frieza looked up from her to see his spiky haired rival.
He was looking at the girl before him. `Nobody touches my brat!' he looked up at Frieza and glared. "Vegeta. How are you doing? Did you come to die too? I thought you would have learned your lesson by now." He laughed.
Vegeta growled. "I see you still have a habit of beating on 3 year olds. I guess because you can't handle anyone else!" he laughed back. Frieza's eyebrows furrowed. "Watch your mouth, monkey!"
Pan opened an eye. She saw Vegeta and started trying to get up, not wanting to look so weak in front of him. "Stay down, brat. You'll only hurt yourself more." Pan refused to though.
"No, I can...get up." She was struggling, especially cause of the deep wounds on her legs Frieza had made so she couldn't run away. Vegeta felt kind of bad. The only reason she was attempting to get up was to prove she wasn't weak to him.
She couldn't help it; she had never trained before. "Look," he picked her up and sat her back down by a rock. "Stay there. I'm going to kill him really quick then you're going to tell me why you're here and not at that parachute or whatever it's called!"
"You mean parade?" "Whatever. Let's go Frieza!" he flew off in the opposite direction, Frieza following. When they were far enough, they landed. "You know Vegeta, you shouldn't have lied to the child."
"About what?" he asked, giving him a dirty look. "You said you were going to kill me; quickly at that. But we know that won't be happening, don't we?" "Don't get so cocky Frieza," he smirked while he gave a scheming look at Frieza.
His eyes turn turquoise. `What is gong on? Could he be...?' Vegeta's muscles bulged as his hair turned a bright gold. "Your...you're a super saiyan!" Frieza was somewhat surprised at the moment.
"What? Are you scared or something?" "No. Not at all. I am also stronger. You couldn't beat me even if it was to save your life...which, right now, it is!" Frieza had a bigger ego than Vegeta
"Well, let's just see." He powered up.
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All the Z crew stopped their activities and looked the same direction. They had joined up to eat. "You guys sense that too," Goku asked. "Yeah, Goku." Krillin answered. "I knew that power wasn't Vegeta!" Gohan stood up.
"I...I think it's Frieza!" Piccolo said. "Let's go now!" Goku ate his last 20 sandwiches. "Ok, I'm ready!" Just as he said the words, they heard a flash of lightning. Rain started to pour.
"Ladies and gentlemen," was heard over the intercoms, "There is a big storm that is about to happen. Please do not try to drive home because the storm is going to spread for miles and may even flood. Please go to the inside stadium across the street immediately."
"Awe man!" 17 hit the table. "Does that mean we can't fly?" Goku scratched his head. Everybody let out a sigh, shaking his or her head at his naive ness.
Boy, I tell you, Pan gets in trouble from right to left! She's really gnawing on Vegeta's nerves! Well, now that Frieza's here, and the Z gang stuck on the sidelines, what will happen? Will Vegeta get his revenge, or will Frieza destroy Earth and rule over all once again? I think we all know the answer but I just want to make it sound somewhat interesting. Peace out!
Veggie-Trunks
READ THIS!!!
Hi all you beautiful peeps! Are you ready for the next saga? I know you are! This one's called the Frieza's Back Saga, as you should know. This won't be a long saga most likely. No more than 3 chapters. It's more like a mini saga that opens up to a long saga, which is to be the fourth saga, which I promise, WILL be long! It's just giving a reason of why the fourth saga is about what it's about which I can't tell so you'll have to wait and find out.
The chapter will start out where Vegeta is at home. Everyone except Vegeta is at a parade/amusement park. Then, comes the surprise. As always, enjoy!
(Remember the ages are different every saga unless I say otherwise)
Trunks: 6
Goten: 4
Marron: 4
Pan: 3 (It is near Pan's birthday and Trunks' B-day is before hers and Goten and Marron and Bra's is after,)
Bra: 2
Videl: 20
Gohan: 21 (Gohan B-day already passed too)
Vegeta: 50
Bulma: 41
Goku: 43 (I know Goku is suppose to be younger than Bulma but you'll live)
Chi Chi: 36
Master Roshi: OOOOOLLLLLLLDDDDD
Krillin: 37
18: Um...18?
17: If you're half machine and half human, are you just half the age of what you should be?
Yamcha: 40. But who cares?!?
Ox King: Kami knows!
Piccolo: Next!
Dende: Do Nameks have ages?
Korin: It's a cat for Kami's sake!
Kami: Just in case you forgot, he's dead!
Yajirobe: I figure around 45 (shrug)
Puar: Shouldn't this cat be dead?
Oolong: Doesn't matter; Oolong should have been someone's breakfast a long time ago!
King Kai: He's not too old, only about 123, 234, and 456. Looks good for his age.
Grand Kai: Ten times King Kai's age.
Supreme Kai: Let's not go there.
Kibito: Well, I'll tell you this; he sure does LOOK like he's been around a few centuries!
Frieza: Well, Mr. My Tank Is Over Flowing With Sugar is probably somewhere around 70 IF he has an age!
End of Ages!
Spectacular Parades and Space Pirates
"Look guys!" Shor- I mean Krillin pointed to the large parade/amusement before them. It had rides, games, food, drinks, and a big parade that was going to happen right before it closed. "Yeah, it's great! Too bad Vegeta didn't want to come," Goku said.
"Forget him! Let him stay home and kill himself in that gravity room!" Bulma yelled angrily. They had an argument before she left with the Z Gang. "Daddy's gonna die?!" Bra started sniffing.
"N-No honey. Don't cry; I wasn't serious," she comforted. "Come on guys, let's go in!" 17 rushed. "We're going, 17!" 18 yelled. "Come on, Goten! I got a plan," he whispered. "Listen you boys don't go-" Chi Chi couldn't even finish her sentence as she watched the boys dash off into the crowd.
"Far," she sighed. "Don't worry about them Chi Chi. They're saiyans, you know," Goku put his arm around her. "But there only kids! 4 and 5 years old!" "Oh, stop worrying, Chi Chi. They'll be fine. Besides, the guys can sense them anyway," Videl said.
"Well...I guess. But nothing better happen to them!" They entered the doors of the amusement park.
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"We are entering Earth's atmosphere," the computer said. "Good. It's a good thing that slave of mine revived me. Too bad he was of no use; if he was, I wouldn't have killed him," he smirked.
"Now that I am a lot stronger, I'll be able to kill them all! This time, I won't lose." he growled. Sparks of electricity came from his body as he rode over the lands of the Earth. He wanted to destroy them all.
"I will get my revenge on you, Goku. And I will start by killing all of your friends!" he laughed wickedly. "Yes, this will be sweet (just like him)! Wait..." his scouter started beeping.
He picked it up and read. "There's some big power levels at this gathering I am passing. That must be them! I'll land close by, then sneak up on them and POW! They're mine!"
*************
Vegeta was having him a peaceful time at home away from everyone. He lied on the couch, watching TV. He had his beer and chips on the table in front of him, had a few pillows, remote, and best of all, no one around to bother him.
Everyone thought he'd be training. Did they really think he'd be training when he finally had time alone in his house with no one around?! Like heck! He was going to enjoy this!
"Hmm...so that's what these humans do to dead bodies before burying them," he said. He was watching a show about morgues; don't ask why. "`Vegeta, why don't you want to go?'" he mimicked.
"Why do you think, wench?! Hmph! Who wants to be with those idiots for 4 or 5 hours straight?! Not me!" The truth was he actually was kind of bored but didn't want to admit it to himself.
He decided to go to sleep and forget about them. `I'll worry about them later. I better get some sleep in before the get home,' he drifted off to sleep.
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It hadn't been 2 hours yet (It took Frieza's ship a while to come in for some reason) and already Pan was about to get into trouble. "Pan, what do you want to do now?" Bra asked to her best friend. "I don't know. It's so boring without Uncl-" Pan spotted a ship from the corner of her eye. She saw it was landing and wanted to check it out.
"Um...you go ahead. I'll see you later." "Ok, Pan...bye," Bra went to go catch up with her mother. Pan watched which way the ship went and calculated about how far it would go and how long it would take to land.
"Maybe I should tell my daddy about the ship so he can check it out...naw!" she ran off to go catch it.
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"The ship is now landing," the computer informed. The ship landed in a small, abandoned area. Frieza stepped out with a huge smile on his face. "Ah, finally here. Now it's this way to the gathering. I can't wait to see the looks on their faces! Muhahahahaahaahahaha!!!!"
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"Ugh! That horrible laughing must be him!" She ran until she came to the abandoned field. She hid behind a bush. She peeked out to see a naked alien standing by his ship.
`He looks kind of familiar. Long tail...white...short..." "I'm coming for you Goku," Frieza said. `And gay! It's Frieza!" her power level jumped. Frieza's scouter started to beep again. "Someone is here...in this direction.
"Who ever is hiding had bests come out." He said, walking her direction. `Uh oh! Should I run and go tell grampa so he can kill him or should I just come out and beat him up myself? Well, I guess I should do what any reasonable person would do so...'
She jumped out from behind the bushes. "What do you mean I had bests come out of the bushes?! You ugly whore!" she yelled, trying to intimidate him, though failing miserably. "Whore?! How dare you insult the ruler of the universe! Wait, is that a tail?"
"Yeah, isn't it pretty?" she asked, waving it around to show it off. "AS a matter-of-fact, no. You wouldn't happen to be related to a Goku, now would you?" he sounded so pleasant...too pleasant.
"Yeah! What do you want with Grampa anyway?!" "Oh I don't want anything with him right now. I'll be satisfied by taking you instead," he grabbed her up by her tail (I tell you, people love to grab hold of that tail!) and started flying very fast in the opposite direction, being sure to keep his power level low and getting very far.
"You let go of me right now! I'm gonna tell my Uncle Vegeta on you!" Frieza almost fell out the sky. "Uncle Vegeta!? Well, I'll be a monkey's Uncle...or I should say he's the monkey's Uncle. Hahahaha!"
"That really wasn't funny. Besides, he not my Uncle, I just call him that cuz I want to and when he finds out you're here, he's gonna beat you down!" "I doubt that, brat. Ah, this is a good place to land."
They landed in a forest very far away from the parade but just a few miles from Capsule Corps. He dropped her and said, "Now, I will kill you." He slapped her with his tail in the face, sending her flying into a tree.
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Vegeta was woken from his sleep by the huge power level he felt. "What the...Frieza?" he ran to the door and looked out. "It can't be. Who would have wished him back? I killed all his henchmen...except that one...Kuso!"
He rubbed his temples. `Why is my life so complicated? What did I do to deserve such torture? Wait just a minute. Now that Frieza's back...and I'm a super saiyan...yes! Revenge is sweet.' He gave an evil smile.
"But something's up. There's another person with him. Too strong to be human though very weak; couldn't be his henchmen." Vegeta thought about it for a minute then frowned.
"Why do I have a feeling it's someone I know very well?" he couldn't believe this. I mean, she had gotten herself in a lot of mess, but this took the cake! Exactly how did she get herself caught by the biggest tyrant the universe ever did see when she was with the strongest beings the universe ever did see?
It was absurd! She must have run off again; it was the only logical explanation. "I'm going to get that little bitch a leash!" he took to the air to go find Frieza and the crazy brat he was killing, making sure to suppress his power level.
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"Hey guys, wait." Goku said. Chi Chi and Videl looked at him. "What's wrong, Goku?" Chi Chi asked. "I sense a big power level far from here." "Me too," Gohan agreed. "Don't worry, it's just Vegeta."
"Remember he stayed home to train Goku. He probably just decided to get out for a change; he does that sometimes, doesn't he?" "Oh yeah! Never mind!" They kept walking, but Gohan still suspected something was wrong.
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Already, Pan had a huge gash right across her left cheek, a deep cut on her right leg, a decent cut on her other leg, some cuts here and there, and now Frieza was working on getting the tail off. "Ouch! You bastard! Stop!" she was thrashing all over the place but was only hurting herself.
He was twisting and bending it, slowly ripping it off. "You'll learn some manners girl!" he twisted her tail really hard. "Owwwww!" she shut her eyes tightly, holding back tears.
"I see you aren't so talkative anymore," he snickered. He threw her. She hit the ground and started sliding...right in front of someone's shoes. Frieza looked up from her to see his spiky haired rival.
He was looking at the girl before him. `Nobody touches my brat!' he looked up at Frieza and glared. "Vegeta. How are you doing? Did you come to die too? I thought you would have learned your lesson by now." He laughed.
Vegeta growled. "I see you still have a habit of beating on 3 year olds. I guess because you can't handle anyone else!" he laughed back. Frieza's eyebrows furrowed. "Watch your mouth, monkey!"
Pan opened an eye. She saw Vegeta and started trying to get up, not wanting to look so weak in front of him. "Stay down, brat. You'll only hurt yourself more." Pan refused to though.
"No, I can...get up." She was struggling, especially cause of the deep wounds on her legs Frieza had made so she couldn't run away. Vegeta felt kind of bad. The only reason she was attempting to get up was to prove she wasn't weak to him.
She couldn't help it; she had never trained before. "Look," he picked her up and sat her back down by a rock. "Stay there. I'm going to kill him really quick then you're going to tell me why you're here and not at that parachute or whatever it's called!"
"You mean parade?" "Whatever. Let's go Frieza!" he flew off in the opposite direction, Frieza following. When they were far enough, they landed. "You know Vegeta, you shouldn't have lied to the child."
"About what?" he asked, giving him a dirty look. "You said you were going to kill me; quickly at that. But we know that won't be happening, don't we?" "Don't get so cocky Frieza," he smirked while he gave a scheming look at Frieza.
His eyes turn turquoise. `What is gong on? Could he be...?' Vegeta's muscles bulged as his hair turned a bright gold. "Your...you're a super saiyan!" Frieza was somewhat surprised at the moment.
"What? Are you scared or something?" "No. Not at all. I am also stronger. You couldn't beat me even if it was to save your life...which, right now, it is!" Frieza had a bigger ego than Vegeta
"Well, let's just see." He powered up.
******************
All the Z crew stopped their activities and looked the same direction. They had joined up to eat. "You guys sense that too," Goku asked. "Yeah, Goku." Krillin answered. "I knew that power wasn't Vegeta!" Gohan stood up.
"I...I think it's Frieza!" Piccolo said. "Let's go now!" Goku ate his last 20 sandwiches. "Ok, I'm ready!" Just as he said the words, they heard a flash of lightning. Rain started to pour.
"Ladies and gentlemen," was heard over the intercoms, "There is a big storm that is about to happen. Please do not try to drive home because the storm is going to spread for miles and may even flood. Please go to the inside stadium across the street immediately."
"Awe man!" 17 hit the table. "Does that mean we can't fly?" Goku scratched his head. Everybody let out a sigh, shaking his or her head at his naive ness.
Boy, I tell you, Pan gets in trouble from right to left! She's really gnawing on Vegeta's nerves! Well, now that Frieza's here, and the Z gang stuck on the sidelines, what will happen? Will Vegeta get his revenge, or will Frieza destroy Earth and rule over all once again? I think we all know the answer but I just want to make it sound somewhat interesting. Peace out!
Veggie-Trunks