NOTE: This is a short funny story I made for Wildkat to MST. It's mostly about WoT which is why I'm putting it here but it has some elements from LotR
DISCLAIMER: I don't own any of Robert Jordan's characters (aaah, Mat!), nor do I own Tolkien's ring of power.
Another Bothersome Story or WoT meets The Ring of Power!
By The One Who Says "Glop" (a.k.a. The Flying Cabbage)
One Day,
I lied, Three Days actually, Mat (sigh), Rand, and Perrin were walking down the donkey mucked path when they came across a gold ring encased in a Burning Bush. "Ah am tha president bah some freak ah chance!" Said the Bush. "Therefore Ah ordah you folks to take this there ring and put it on yah fingah!"
"OOooOO! Shiny!" Said Mat.
"But I won't take it because I can buy so much more with my doodish luck which causes Daniela (the author) to prey to me so she can win stuff!"
Rand uses his powers to channel it up and onto Perrin's Finger. Perrin promptly dissapeared and a sign came out flashing next to a flaminguhh, eye? that said "Welcome to Sauronvision!! By the way, I'm also known as Shai'tan and the Keeper. Give me back my ring!" "Ahh, The Dark One!" screamed Perrin as he scrambled to take off the ring.
Unfortunately, he left it on the sidewalk so Sauron/Shai'tan got it and used it to destroy this other third age. Once again, everyone died. Except for Mat because he rox. He got transported over to Monaco where he became richer than the Prince and then met me and married me.