But of course…… as this is WoT, everyone comes back to life! As the wheel
of time turns, round and round and round and round........ like the slushie
machine! (oOoOOoo! pretty!) As the wheel of time turns so I shall attempt
to be redeemed back to my original non-druggie self. And as the Maniacal
laughter of Shai'tan: "I win again, Lews Therin..." repeats itself over and
over...
Mat giggled by the side of the road, quite proud of himself. He had sneaked away quickly and grabbed the ring, replacing it with a cheap 25¢¢ toy machine one. The plastic gave Shai'tan an allergic reaction that caused him to start sneezing sneezes so powerful that it rotated the Wheel of Time backwards making the story start over again...
Another Bothersome Story or WoT meets The Ring of Power!
One Day,
I lied, Three Days actually, Mat (sigh……), Rand, and Perrin were walking down the donkey mucked path when they came across a gold ring encased in a Burning Bush. "Ah am tha president bah some freak ah chance!" Said the Bush. "Therefore Ah ordah you folks to take this there ring and put it on yah fingah!"
"OOooOO! Shiny!" Said Mat.
Mat then remembers what had happened, picks up the ring with a gloved hand, and Lews Therin opens a gateway and channels it into Mount Doom (because he's cooler than Rand.) Rand eventually dies of Syphilis and so does Cyndane, (she decided she actually did like him still and he, well, he's just a sex fiend) Egwene, (you thought that was over, no?) Gawyn, and Elaine. Min and Avhenda, however, are smarter and practiced safe sex (that's why Elaine was the one to get pregnant). Mat and Perrin finally agree that Rand was the worst with girls (all he was was "dashing") and mat figured out that the doorway-thingie did not imply he had to stay married with Tuon, so he got divorced and ended up marrying me... Again.
Mat giggled by the side of the road, quite proud of himself. He had sneaked away quickly and grabbed the ring, replacing it with a cheap 25¢¢ toy machine one. The plastic gave Shai'tan an allergic reaction that caused him to start sneezing sneezes so powerful that it rotated the Wheel of Time backwards making the story start over again...
Another Bothersome Story or WoT meets The Ring of Power!
One Day,
I lied, Three Days actually, Mat (sigh……), Rand, and Perrin were walking down the donkey mucked path when they came across a gold ring encased in a Burning Bush. "Ah am tha president bah some freak ah chance!" Said the Bush. "Therefore Ah ordah you folks to take this there ring and put it on yah fingah!"
"OOooOO! Shiny!" Said Mat.
Mat then remembers what had happened, picks up the ring with a gloved hand, and Lews Therin opens a gateway and channels it into Mount Doom (because he's cooler than Rand.) Rand eventually dies of Syphilis and so does Cyndane, (she decided she actually did like him still and he, well, he's just a sex fiend) Egwene, (you thought that was over, no?) Gawyn, and Elaine. Min and Avhenda, however, are smarter and practiced safe sex (that's why Elaine was the one to get pregnant). Mat and Perrin finally agree that Rand was the worst with girls (all he was was "dashing") and mat figured out that the doorway-thingie did not imply he had to stay married with Tuon, so he got divorced and ended up marrying me... Again.