Man! I feel like a woman! Chapter 3
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A/N: Here is chapter three…finally. Thank you to all those lovely reviewers who gave me ideas for this chapter and sorry if I didn't use yours. Enjoy!
Bulma was busy working on the Gravity machine, in hope that Vegeta would go back to the way he was, when Trunks came up behind her. "Um mom" "Not right now sweetie, mommy's busy trying to get your father back to the, well, testosterone filled self" "That's what I wanted to talk to you about" She turned to face him. "It's my birthday tomorrow and you have invited everyone around, and uh, I don't want them here while dad is like the way he is!" "Oh Kami, I completely forget! You're right Trunks! Dammit! No, I am not going to call it off cause of your father's ignorance, I'm going to make him stop this right now!!" and she stormed off into the house leaving a bemused Trunks standing there.
She was about to open her mouth to call for Vegeta when an ear-piercing scream came from the living room. "EEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!" Thinking it was something wrong with her mother, Bulma ran to the room, and upon entering found Vegeta cowering on top of the coffee table. She buried her head in her hands. "Oh Bulma, thank Kami you're here! I'm so scared I can't move!" Vegeta was near tears at this point. She looked at him "What is wrong with you!" He pointed to an area on the wall, behind Bulma. She turned and looked, finding a spider sitting there happily. "A spider! You're scared of a spider?! Bloody hell Vegeta you have to be kidding!" "I'm not, please, oh please Bulma get rid of it!" Bulma rolled her eyes and sighed. She took off her shoe and whacked the spider with it, leaving it dead on the carpet, partly squished. "AAAAAAAH!!!" Vegeta screamed again. "You killed it, you squished the poor little bug!!" He started to bite his thumbnail. "You wanted me too get rid of it didn't you?!" Bulma stated, now getting more than slightly angry. "Yes but not kill the thing!!" Vegeta said, now feeling sorry for the innocent spider. "That is it Vegeta!! You are going to stop this charade right now! I will fix the baka gravity room and I will do whatever, but you have to stop this now! Trunks' birthday party is tomorrow and I don't want you spoiling it for him by acting like a complete idiot!" Vegeta had made his way off of the coffee table and was staring blankly at Bulma, but when he heard the words 'birthday' and 'party' he perked up. "It's Trunks' birthday tomorrow!? Oh what fun! We have got so much to do! Food, decorations, games, oh this is gonna be so great!" and he skipped out the door, letting out a small eep when he came across the carcass of the spider and swiftly ran past it. Bulma slapped her hand against her forehead and collapsed onto the sofa.
Bulma tried her best to stop Vegeta and to cancel the party, but to no avail. The next day she hoped that Vegeta would have come to his senses and when she found him busily cooking in the kitchen again, she realized that something was seriously wrong. "Vegeta, why are you still doing this?!" "Oh don't start that again honey, I'm fine. Now, those plates over there are to be put out on the table but leave the cling film on them and…" She looked at his nails, now colored bright red, "What the hell!?" She screeched. Vegeta looked at her then to his nails, "What? I thought I did them pretty well, see" He held them up to her face "all on the nail and not over the edge". Bulma let out a growl and grabbed him by the wrist and started to drag Vegeta to the bathroom. "Ow my wrists! Bulma, they're only delicate!" She paid no attention to him and scrubbed his nails clean. Then the dreaded sound happened. The sound of the doorbell ringing. Bulma went to face Vegeta to stop him but he was not in the room anymore as he was merrily making his way down the stairs to greet his guests. "VEGETA!! Get back here now!" Bulma yelled, desperately trying to catch up with him, but it was too late.
"Now Videl, listen to me. You know what Vegeta is like so try to steer clear of him and you'll be ok. He has such a temper on him I don't know how Bulma does it!" Gohan whispered to his girlfriend while walking up the path to join his father, mother and brother who where already waiting at the door. "Don't worry, I have met him before and I'm sure it will be fine," Videl giggled at Gohan. Vegeta opened the door with a massive grin on his face, only to find Goku and Goten grinning back at him. "Goku, Goten, Chi-Chi, Gohan and Videl, how nice of you to come!" He hugged them all. The party of people, apart from Goten and Goku who still had grins on their faces, stood there in shock about what had just happened. "Hi Vegeta!" beamed Goku and walked inside along with the others. Bulma, now out of breath, came up alongside Vegeta. "You'll have to excuse Vegeta, he's not his usual self at the moment" "Heh, I wonder why that is?" Goku said nervously while placing his hand behind his head. "Don't listen to her you gorgeous people you, now the food is through there…" "Ooh, FOOD!!" Goku and Goten squealed together and were about to run off but were grabbed by Chi-Chi. "Now boys wait," she said to them, "Isn't there something you're forgetting?" Both of them gave her a puzzled looked, "To eat?" Goku queried. "No, you haven't said happy birthday to Trunks yet" "Oh yeah, where is the birthday boy anyway?" asked Goten. "Um, well he is in his room at the moment" Bulma replied. "I'll go get him!" and of Goten ran.
Over the course of the day, more and more of the Z fighters arrived to wish happy birthday to Trunks, who had now been forcefully dragged downstairs by Goten. All of them were shocked to see Vegeta acting the way he was, and Bulma had received some comments from Yamcha about how Vegeta was more feminine than him now, only to receive several blows to the head from her. All was going pretty well until Vegeta dragged out the karaoke machine. "Now this wouldn't be a party without some entertaining karaoke!" Vegeta claimed. "So who will join me?" "I will!" yelled a slightly drunk Goku. "Great!" and Vegeta turned on the tape. A familiar song started to play. Bulma hid her head in shame and Trunks tried to make a getaway but was pinned to the ground by Goten who was forced him to watch. As the song progressed, everyone in the room was in fits of laughter, not at Goku as they were used to his foolish acts, but at Vegeta.
"Shiny, Happy, People holding Haaaands!!" screeched Vegeta followed Goku, both arm in arm swaying to the music. "Shiny, Happy, People laughing! Do do do do do do do do, Shiny people holding hands! Shiny people holding haaaands!!" When the song finished, both of them bowed to the audience now in tears, including Piccolo who was wailing away in laughter. Trunks and Bulma looked at each and nearly cried in embarrassment.
A/N: Well, wasn't that a scary chap! Hope that you liked it, and I'll say that there is about one chapter left now, so not long until the end, oh and my picture that goes with chapter one is finally up on my profile for those of you who find it hard to imagine Vegeta in a face pack!