(I.C. Pigs:
This don't belong to us…hehe, well nothing that relates to Harry Potter anyway
cus they belong to J.K Rowling *sobs*, all the stupid stuff (the whole thing in
that case) is our work and we love it…really….lol…*sipping tea like we do,
because we are British and cool*)
m00fed!
Heheheh…… My name is
Eleri Nuvios and I'm muggle born…. hehe, so's me mate Nova Quillix, she is me
best mate and we have lotsa adventure type thingies….
Anyway, we were just
writing as usual one day in our boring muggle type lives when a flock of owls
crashed into the window…two died. Oh well.
Anyhoo, I managed to
pry my windows open to let them in since I have deprived my bedroom of fresh
air for so many years – dunno how Nova managed to live this long. And the large
Tawney owl hopped onto my bed. He gave us two letters – or rather two
parchments since the quality of paper was nothing like that of today's modern
world standard – and we nearly had heart attacks cause' we had just received
invitations to join Hogwart's school of Witchcraft and Wizardry… AAA!!!
So that was how it all
started…we are now in Kings Cross station and trying to find this platform 9
¾…hmmm…the barrier, where is the barrier….?
"Holy F*k! Nova! Nova!"
Nova turns from her pot noodle.
"Mm? gulp
what?"
"I just saw a really
hot wizard guy go through that barrier! We're here! We're here!"
(Together)
"AAAA!!!"
"Let's go! I wonder
what the train looks like! What kinds of wizards we'll meet?"
"chewing Mm?
gulp oh yeah…well let's go, train leaves in ten minutes."
The train looks pretty cool
on the outside, but inside it's like nothing we ever dreamed would be! The
seats are *sooo* comfy man I could just lie down and sleep!
"So where'r we gonna
go?"
"I dunno, let's try and
find a free compartment or sumthink.
That one there looks cool."
"Nova, It's like every
other one."
"Yeah, but this one's
cooler."
"How come?"
"Cause' it's ours!"
(Together)
"Yippeee!!!"
"Woops, sorry we didn't
realise this compartment was taken." I said.
"Hey! Let's share it!
Looks kinda cool!"
"Nova!"
"Ah quit yer whining,
so, what's your names?"
"Draco. Draco Malfoy."
"Aaand your friends
are?" I prompted.
"Crabbe and Goyle –
they aren't trained to talk yet, we're still trying to work on it." Draco said.
The two boys grunted.
"So what're you
planning to be in Draco?" I said.
"Slytherin of course.
It's the best one." I frowned, yeah, right. Hufflepuff was where I wanted to
go!
"Who's your goofy
friend – " He glanced at me " – Piggy?" Nova showed no signs that she had heard
his remark while I fumed with rage.
"I bet you'll end up in
Hufflepuff," He sneered. " What a bunch of softies. Talent-less fools." Nova waltzed up and pushed Draco to the
window.
"Shift up! I don't
wanna be in Hufflepuff! Slytherin! Yeah! I'm going to be in
Slytherin…rulez." I stared, a part of
me wanted to kick Malfoy's head in, but the other half wanted to prove myself
as being a lot tougher than he thought.
I sat next to Nova and sighed with exhaustion.
"sniff, sniff!
what's that Fekking smell?" She mumbled glancing at Malfoy with her nostrils
twitching furiously.
"Oh Fekking hell! Dude
you stink!" There was a very quick movement and magically a deodorant spray
appeared in her hands, the intoxicating stink of spray filling the compartment.
"Cough! Cough!"
I laughed as the males with their dumb sense of good smell choked and coughed
all over the place before getting up and leaving the room with all their
luggage. Nova grinned.
"You did that on
purpose didn't you?" I marvelled.
"Yep, you didn't want
those fartknockers in here all the trip did you?"
"No way! Great idea
with the spray."
"Always works." She
grinned.
The rest of the trip
was kinda borin, we got changed into our brand new black robes:
"Dude! I love black!"
"This rules!"
And eventually stepped
out to the Hogsmeade train station platform.
"Firs' years! Firs'
years! O'er 'ere!" We blinked in the
darkening night and saw a tall looming figure approaching us holding a
lantern. I squinted.
"Who - the -
F*k, is that?" Nova yet again beamed.
"Yes! This is the guy
who's gonna take us to the boats and we're gonna row to Hogwarts!" We
raised our fists triumphantly in the air and shouted:
"Whoopee!" The boats were kinda old and dingy but cool
anyway.
"I'm glad it's not
raining tonight." I said to Nova.
"Shame! It would have
been so much more interesting!" I stared dumbfounded at her, Nova had always
been such a bold and daring person and sometimes done some pretty dumb things.
Strange though, in the end those dumb things she done would turn out to make
her look like a really cool person! I envied her. But then we reached the castle doors and entered to meet the most
snobby looking witch ever.
"I am Professor
McGonagall, Deputy headmistress and head of Gryffindor – one of the houses you
will be sorted into in a few minutes. You! Stop talking back there, this is
important!"
"Sorry." I
mumbled. Then we were led into the hall
and passed the different house tables…so many older students…I felt extremely
nervous...Nova looked ecstatic.
"This is it!"
"Who are the other
heads of houses? I wanna know!"
"Now which house do you
think we'll be sorted into?"
"Slytherin!"
"Why? They're mean and
nasty."
"Your point?"
"Well anything for me
except Slytherin – bunch of assholes."
"Hey! There's a good
chance I'll be in Slytherin thank you very much. I thought we were
friends!"
"We are!"
"Fine then." She
grinned. One by one the other first
years with us were sorted into houses, Gryffindor, Ravenclaw, Slytherin and
Hufflepuff.
"Nuvios, Eleri!" AAA!!
THIS IS IT!!!…The walk was incredibly long and I shook like a leaf getting to
the stool. I put it on my head.
'Hello!' The hat said to me.
"What the F*k?!" I
mumbled back wondering if anyone had heard me.
'I said hello, you're
Eleri Nuvios? Ahh…hmmm…how about Gryffindor?'
"Guh? I'm not that
brave!"
'But you're daring…a
bit….hmm…Ravenclaw? Quite intelligent, though most children are these days with
the amount of scientific knowledge you muggles get these days.'
"I'm not muggle! Not
anymore!" I mentally congratulated myself.
'No, of course
not…hmm…better make it HUFFLEPUFF!!'
I wrenched the hat off
and nearly did a comical jig to the Hufflepuff table. I had made it into
Hufflepuff! The house I wanted to be in! Yay!
"Potter, Harry!" The room filled with noise and mutterings.
What were they so happy about? Hey! Why didn't they do that for me? Something drew me towards the staff table
where I saw…
~_~_~_~_~
Nova was right behind
the boy known as Harry, as soon as the chattering had began she felt that for
some strange and strong pulling reason, she had to turn towards the staff table
and stare at the powerful, dark and looming figure of a sallow skinned, greasy
haired man. His hair was pitch black
and his expression a most disgusted one.
~_~_~_~_~
"Who's that teacher
next to Dumbledore?" I asked a girl next to me – she was in the second year.
"That's professor – "
~_~_~_~_~
"– Snape." The boy behind Nova finished. Oooo! She thought, what a strange and
sinister looking fellow…hehe…I mean – Man – damn my English tongue! She
scorned.
"Quillix, Nova!" Damn
woman, no need to shout I can hear you! Nova mumbled hesitating before
being pushed out to the stool. The hat
was old and smelly and repulsed her as it slipped over her head.
"Damn you need a wash!"
She mentally shouted at the hat.
'Aaah, you're a friend
of Eleri Nuvios aren't you?' The hat
chuckled. 'My you are feisty!'
"Hey! Quit it! Am I
coming on to you? NO! Now fek off!"
'Well you're daring and
bold…Gryffindor…?'
"Umm…nah."
'Why not?'
"Ermm…Cause it
sucks…well, not really but Slytherin would be much better!"
'Well I'm afraid this
isn't a matter you can decide upon, but…as I already decided the moment you
plopped me on well… SLYTHERIN!!'
Nova threw the hat off.
"YES!!!" She roared
much to the surprise of most students except for the Slytherin table who
laughed so pleasurably with the new girl's enthusiasm.
Eleri's mouth
hung wide. We won't be able to see
each other for ages now! We'll probably have to stop being friends now
that she's in with the Slytherins…
~_~_~_~_~
I looked at what were to be my future friends with a little
sadness. Eleri was sitting at the Hufflepuff table looking a little deflated. I
pulled myself together after having made such a loud noise in my happiness and
walked proudly to the Slytherins still throwing the odd glance to Eleri to let
her know I wasn't going to stop being her friend.
"This is amazing!" I marvelled looking at the
whole hall, I had never seen anything so spectacular or well scented, as I sat
back into my seat next to a pug-faced girl. She'd been sorted before me, her
name was Pansy and I detested her, perhaps Eleri had been right, the Slytherins
were a bunch of ass holes, non of them I could see myself getting to be close
friends with and each seeming a little stuck up! Bad plan…… Should have chosen
Gryffindor, they look a lot happier than the Slytherins… Shit!
"So who's the head of our house?!" I asked
excitedly as I saw one of the older girls opposite me who looked a little more
approachable than the others surrounding me.. She stared at me like I was dirt…
She was a witch after all…. Who was I to argue? I hung my head in shame… I
didn't know…
"Potions Master Snape…. He is the head of Slytherin." I
looked at him, he looked at me then turned away… My first thought…… Gawd, why
did I want to be a Slytherin?
(I.C. Pigs: well
whaddya think? Hehe……our first ever stupid story involving us as the main
characters…lol….doing this really relieves tension y'know…this is how we think
and live our lives so be afraid, be very afraid……*evil witchy cackle*)
