A/n: Hey, Suzanne again. I just have to make a shout out to cbpatches2001
for giving me the title for this fic. Hehe well enjoy! NO OFFENSE IS
INTENDED. IF YOU ARE OFFENDED BY THIS, I AM VERY SORRY, I DIDN'T MEAN TO
OFFEND YOU.
1 The Sesame Street Rappers
By: SuZyLooShNoO
{Big bird and Ernie are walking down sesame street towards the direction where Oscar's trashcan is}
Big Bird: Ernie, what we be doin again?
Ernie: We was gonna go and see osca
Big bird: Diddo
{bb and Ernie walk up to Oscar's can and opens it up}
Oscar: Yo bird, waaaaaaaaaaaaassssssssssuuuuuuppppp???!!!
BB: Wwwwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaassssssssssssssuuuuuuuuuuppppppp??!!!
Ernie: Wwwwwwwwwaaaaaaaaasssssssssssuuuuuuuuuppppppp?!!!
Oscar: Waaaaaaaaaaasssssssssssuuuuuuuuuuppppppppp??!!
BB: Wwaaaaaaaaaaassssssssuuuuuuuuupppppp??!!
{just then the #'s 2 and 3 were walking toward all of them}
BB: Yo 2, wasup with you?
Ernie: Yo, 3, where you be?
#2: nothin much in this part of the whole numbers how bout chou?
#3: me just be chillin, doin commercials, you know, the usual
BB: true, true
Ernie: you peeps, you feel that?
BB: feel wha?
Ernie: I feel a song commin on!
Oscar: oh no I hate songs!!
Ernie: Yo chill! this isn't one of those kiddy songs.. It's a rap!
Oscar: oh I see. Let's do dis!
*Rap Intro*
BB: *doing the disc sounds* uh, pish, uh uh pish
Ernie: uh yea!
Oscar: u see this right here?
everyone else: I see dat right there
Oscar: you see dis right hea?
everyone else: I see dat right there
Oscar: dis is da #2. he's gonna mess with you
Oscar: if your not in your right place, he's gonna mess up your face
Ernie: dis is the number 3. he's the one to be
Ernie: if you cant see the # 3 he's gonna hafta pee
BB: uh pish uh uh pish yeah
BB: my names big bird, dats da double B. that's me.
Ernie: yeah. u don't wanna mess with us, cuz where the stars of the street that's sesame street . uh u don't wanna mess with us.
every one: now hush!
THE END
A/n: Ok, ok. I know it's short but I was just joking around with it. Hehe. Tell me what ya think.
1 The Sesame Street Rappers
By: SuZyLooShNoO
{Big bird and Ernie are walking down sesame street towards the direction where Oscar's trashcan is}
Big Bird: Ernie, what we be doin again?
Ernie: We was gonna go and see osca
Big bird: Diddo
{bb and Ernie walk up to Oscar's can and opens it up}
Oscar: Yo bird, waaaaaaaaaaaaassssssssssuuuuuuppppp???!!!
BB: Wwwwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaassssssssssssssuuuuuuuuuuppppppp??!!!
Ernie: Wwwwwwwwwaaaaaaaaasssssssssssuuuuuuuuuppppppp?!!!
Oscar: Waaaaaaaaaaasssssssssssuuuuuuuuuuppppppppp??!!
BB: Wwaaaaaaaaaaassssssssuuuuuuuuupppppp??!!
{just then the #'s 2 and 3 were walking toward all of them}
BB: Yo 2, wasup with you?
Ernie: Yo, 3, where you be?
#2: nothin much in this part of the whole numbers how bout chou?
#3: me just be chillin, doin commercials, you know, the usual
BB: true, true
Ernie: you peeps, you feel that?
BB: feel wha?
Ernie: I feel a song commin on!
Oscar: oh no I hate songs!!
Ernie: Yo chill! this isn't one of those kiddy songs.. It's a rap!
Oscar: oh I see. Let's do dis!
*Rap Intro*
BB: *doing the disc sounds* uh, pish, uh uh pish
Ernie: uh yea!
Oscar: u see this right here?
everyone else: I see dat right there
Oscar: you see dis right hea?
everyone else: I see dat right there
Oscar: dis is da #2. he's gonna mess with you
Oscar: if your not in your right place, he's gonna mess up your face
Ernie: dis is the number 3. he's the one to be
Ernie: if you cant see the # 3 he's gonna hafta pee
BB: uh pish uh uh pish yeah
BB: my names big bird, dats da double B. that's me.
Ernie: yeah. u don't wanna mess with us, cuz where the stars of the street that's sesame street . uh u don't wanna mess with us.
every one: now hush!
THE END
A/n: Ok, ok. I know it's short but I was just joking around with it. Hehe. Tell me what ya think.