A/n: Hello. Again, I was just having fun with this. And another shout out
to LunarWerewolfOfLight [she knows why]. Enjoy!
ELMO TRIES TO TAKE OVER THE WORLD!!!
By: SuZyLooShNoO
Elmo: la la la la, la la la la, Elmo's world. La la la la, la la la la ELMO'S WORLD!! Wait a second... Elmo's world?? Time for Elmo to put this song into action! Buhuahahahahaha!!
Let's see... hmm... where should Elmo start taking over first?
{Elmo closes his eyes and drops his finger on a spot on a map}
P-p-plea-s- ok Elmo sound it out. Pleasantville! Ok, to the Elmo-mobile! Wait- *pause* Elmo can't drive. Elmo has no license. Oh well *deeper voice sort of like the exorcist* time for Elmo to become bad!!! buhahahahaha!
{Elmo arrives in Pleasantville}
Elmo: hmm.. lets see.. Darn it ! Elmo knew he forgot something! Elmo doesn't have a plan. Oh well, Elmo will ask help from that man over there. *points to a guy dressed in all black with spiky hair* Excuse me*pulls on the guy's shirt*
Guy: *pauses and looks down* Gah! What the-
Elmo: Elmo needs help with taking over the world.
Guy: Right... well lets see. I think its time for you to go back to the motorized puppet show.
Elmo: Puppet show? Elmo's not a puppet. Elmo's a real boy!!
Guy: Yeah, and I'm the gingerbread man.
Elmo: Really? Can Elmo have your autograph??
Guy: *sigh* It's called sarcasm. Now, you little red hairy freak, go back to the toy box before I-
Elmo[exorcist voice]: before you what????
Guy: I can't believe I'm arguing with a ragdoll. *kicks Elmo out of his way into a tree*
Elmo: oooh*eyes glow red* Elmo's really mad now!!
{Elmo jumps out of the tree and attacks the guy, landing on his head}
Guy: Ahh!! Help! Not the hair! Not the hair!!!
{guy runs around the hungry bucket about 10 times when he runs into another guy with a football jacket on}
Guy: Tommy! help me!
Tommy: Merton!! I thought you donated your toy box to those hospital kids.
Merton: You think this thing belongs to me?? First of all I did donate the box. Second of all, I would never buy I piece of junk like this!
{Elmo's eyes glow red again and he bites Merton in the head}
Merton: Owwwww! Tommy help!
Tommy: *wolfs out*
{Tommy rips Elmo off of Merton's head}
Elmo: What are you?
Tommy: I'm a wolf who's hungry for little red monsters from a TV show!
{Merton gives Tommy a look}
Tommy: What? Don't tell me you never watched Sesame Street before
Merton: Actually I was more of a Power Ranger's kid.
Elmo: Elmo's sick of this. Elmo's really mad now! elm-
Merton: Did you ever hear of the word I?
Tommy: Yeah. Why do you always repeat your name?
Elmo: Elmo doesn't repeat his name! Elmo doesn't know what your talk- oh I see
Merton: Hey you did it!
Elmo: Elmo did what?
Merton: You said I
Elmo: No I didn't. I would never. I- darn it! I am defeated!! ahhhhhhh!!!
{Elmo burst into a bunch of red dust}
Merton: That should teach you a lesson. No one messes with Merton! Merton is the best!
Tommy: What are you doing?
Merton: What is Merton doing? Merton doesn't know.
Tommy: You're talking like Elmo!
Merton: No Merton is not!
{Merton keeps talking as the scene fades away}
THE END
A/n: Well, tell me what you think!
ELMO TRIES TO TAKE OVER THE WORLD!!!
By: SuZyLooShNoO
Elmo: la la la la, la la la la, Elmo's world. La la la la, la la la la ELMO'S WORLD!! Wait a second... Elmo's world?? Time for Elmo to put this song into action! Buhuahahahahaha!!
Let's see... hmm... where should Elmo start taking over first?
{Elmo closes his eyes and drops his finger on a spot on a map}
P-p-plea-s- ok Elmo sound it out. Pleasantville! Ok, to the Elmo-mobile! Wait- *pause* Elmo can't drive. Elmo has no license. Oh well *deeper voice sort of like the exorcist* time for Elmo to become bad!!! buhahahahaha!
{Elmo arrives in Pleasantville}
Elmo: hmm.. lets see.. Darn it ! Elmo knew he forgot something! Elmo doesn't have a plan. Oh well, Elmo will ask help from that man over there. *points to a guy dressed in all black with spiky hair* Excuse me*pulls on the guy's shirt*
Guy: *pauses and looks down* Gah! What the-
Elmo: Elmo needs help with taking over the world.
Guy: Right... well lets see. I think its time for you to go back to the motorized puppet show.
Elmo: Puppet show? Elmo's not a puppet. Elmo's a real boy!!
Guy: Yeah, and I'm the gingerbread man.
Elmo: Really? Can Elmo have your autograph??
Guy: *sigh* It's called sarcasm. Now, you little red hairy freak, go back to the toy box before I-
Elmo[exorcist voice]: before you what????
Guy: I can't believe I'm arguing with a ragdoll. *kicks Elmo out of his way into a tree*
Elmo: oooh*eyes glow red* Elmo's really mad now!!
{Elmo jumps out of the tree and attacks the guy, landing on his head}
Guy: Ahh!! Help! Not the hair! Not the hair!!!
{guy runs around the hungry bucket about 10 times when he runs into another guy with a football jacket on}
Guy: Tommy! help me!
Tommy: Merton!! I thought you donated your toy box to those hospital kids.
Merton: You think this thing belongs to me?? First of all I did donate the box. Second of all, I would never buy I piece of junk like this!
{Elmo's eyes glow red again and he bites Merton in the head}
Merton: Owwwww! Tommy help!
Tommy: *wolfs out*
{Tommy rips Elmo off of Merton's head}
Elmo: What are you?
Tommy: I'm a wolf who's hungry for little red monsters from a TV show!
{Merton gives Tommy a look}
Tommy: What? Don't tell me you never watched Sesame Street before
Merton: Actually I was more of a Power Ranger's kid.
Elmo: Elmo's sick of this. Elmo's really mad now! elm-
Merton: Did you ever hear of the word I?
Tommy: Yeah. Why do you always repeat your name?
Elmo: Elmo doesn't repeat his name! Elmo doesn't know what your talk- oh I see
Merton: Hey you did it!
Elmo: Elmo did what?
Merton: You said I
Elmo: No I didn't. I would never. I- darn it! I am defeated!! ahhhhhhh!!!
{Elmo burst into a bunch of red dust}
Merton: That should teach you a lesson. No one messes with Merton! Merton is the best!
Tommy: What are you doing?
Merton: What is Merton doing? Merton doesn't know.
Tommy: You're talking like Elmo!
Merton: No Merton is not!
{Merton keeps talking as the scene fades away}
THE END
A/n: Well, tell me what you think!