Title: OH. MY. GOD.
Chapter 3/4
Author: Pink Bunny
E-mail: usako_mamochan@hotmail.com
Rated: PG-13
Author note: Hey minna!! Miss me? I am going to Cuba
for a vacation in about a day, so I should be packing frantically
now, BUT, because I got few feedbacks
which consisted of comment, ideas, and few threats
asking to continue... ^^;.. , I decided to write the next
chapter!! Oh!! And I decided to make this story 4 chapters
long with an epilogue if I get enough feed backs! Nice, huh?
Oh, and the pre-reader offer is still open!
E-mail me if interested! Well, I am done for now!
On with the story!
Disclaimer: My FAVORITE part of the whole entire
story! Yippee!! (Sense sarcasm??) Okay, let's get
this over with....
*Takes a deep breath* Sailormoonnotmine,NaokoTakeuki's.
Don'tsueme!! There! I said it!
(Okay, for some of you who does not understand,
it says 'Sailor moon not mine, Naoko Takeuki's.
Don't sue me !' )
Okay, I am DONE! For real!!
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Just as I was about to turn my gaze away from Mamo-chan,
he choose this moment to turn around and to catch me staring.
"What are you staring at? Mesmerized by my feature?",
drawled Mamo-chan. I HATE it when he is right!
"NO! Why should I do that? That is preposterous! You
are SUCH a baka! Why don't you go and bug someone
else?", I said, lying unashamedly.
"Of course, and the reason why you are blushing has
nothing to do with the fact that you are lying, right?", said Mamo-chan.
"I am NOT blushing!!"
"Actually, you are Odango. Red as a tomato!"
I looked at Motoki for help, but he was busy helping a
boy with a game. Some onee-san...how dependable is that?
'I will always be there when you need me, Usagi-chan',
he said. I NEED Motoki, NOW!! Motoki!!! Help!!!!!!
After figuring out that I am all on my own, I tried to think
of good comebacks, failing miserably. So, instead, I decided
to get away from him, before I do something really stupid.
As much as I have feelings for that guy, he gets on my nerves at times.
"Hmph! Ja, Motoki-onee-san! Bye Mamoru-baka!", then,
I walked (ran) out of the arcade. Throwing a one last look
at my love, Mamo-chan. My love, Mamo-chan? WHAT???
I DID NOT just say that!! STUPID ME! I do not love him!!
I just... like him!! A teeny little bit! He is just a crush!!
Right???? Right??? *RIGHT????* I think I need to seek
a therapist! With those last thoughts on my mind, I started
toward home.
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Two hours later...
"Well, I am done with this math homework, Luna!! Wake up!!",
I said, thoroughly annoyed. Mean old Luna! Making me do
my homework, not allowing me to sort out my feelings for
Mamo-chan! I had to wait until I am done with this junk!
My love life is more important!! LOVE life???? With
Mamo-chan....er.....ru??!?!?!?!? NOOOOOO!!!! I am
slowly going insane!!!!!! AHHHHHHHH!!! I swear, studying
makes me insane!! Ya, that's it!! It is the studying!! It's all
Luna's fault!! I told her that I didn't want to study!!!
Okay, so maybe you are wondering why the heck I am doing
my homework. Well, after I got home, Luna 'attacked' me,
started scratching my face, telling me that if I don't do my
homework, she would keep destroying my face. So, unwillingly,
I started homework of the ever-so-dreaded subject, MATH!
And as I was working 'diligently' through all the craps, Luna
falls asleep on me! That is plain mean!! Well, it's my turn to
nag on her... mwahahahaha!! Revenge is sweet...
"Luna!! I cannot believe you fell asleep on the middle of my
homework, you hear me?? MINE!!! There you are, telling me
that I have to this CRAP, and you told me that you were going
to supervise me. Did you? NOOO, you just HAD to fall asleep,
making me want to fall asleep too!! That is VERY irresponsible!!
I am very disappointed in you, Luna!! ", I yelled. Enjoying
watching Luna shrinking 10 times her normal size. (AN: You
know when in anime, when Rei gets mad at Usagi, Usagi shrinks?
Well, it's basically the same concept except that it's Luna
shrinking instead of Usagi.)
"Gomen, gomen nasai, Usagi. I was out late yesterday...", started
Luna, but I cut her off.
"Out late?? Really?!?? Hmm... Were you ALONE, Luna?"
"Erm... no....well, I was with Artemis."
"What DID you guys do??" Well, this is interesting...I think my
'sorting out feelings for a super hero and the baka' can wait
a little longer... right?? Yeah.... hmm.... Details are yummy...
"We didn't do anything!! I swear!! I mean, us? Doing anything
inappropriate? Nah!! Of course not!! I would NOT make out
with Artemis, of course not... heh heh...", said Luna. Too quickly
too throw off my suspicion.
"Of course... Hey, is that a hickie on your neck??", I said,
spotting a red spot on Luna's neck. Even though her body's
black, the red dot is SO noticeable that you can see it so clearly!
I wonder where she got that from...*smirk*
Seeing my smirk, now officially scared Luna started to back off,
but I caught her. Nyah!!
"Luna? Explanations!! Is it a hickie??"
"No!! It's er....a...the.....a..... Chicken pox! Yeah!!"
"Chicken pox?", Luna, give it up! That's even lame for me!
"Yes, er... chicken pox! Yeah!! It is...erm.... a new kind!
You only get one dot!! Yeah!!"
"Well, is this 'NEW' chicken pox always comes with teeth mark?
Well, it suspiciously looks a LOT like if a cat had bitten on it...
Explanation, Luna?"
"Erm.... WELL, er.... The only cure for it is er.... For a cat to bite on it??"
"Luna... NO. I want the REAL reason why, starting from how
late you came back, and where were you! NOW!"
"Okay... well, I came home around ten...", Luna replied meekly.
And I spent about good two hours embarrassing Luna.
I should do this more often!
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"And... That is how I got a hickie on my neck." Finished Luna.
"Awwwwwww!! That is SO sweet!! I can't believe that Artemis is
THIS sweet!", I said, completely awed by 'The adventure of Luna
and Artemis'. It's quite a story, really... maybe I should write a
book about it.... Then again, how about NOT!
"Usagi... I am really tired, due to er... my erm... adventure. So..
I need to and get some sleep"
"Of course!! For anyone who had a HOT date like you,
should get LOTS and LOTS of sleep!! Sleep Luna!!"
"Usagi, don' t wake me up early tomorrow. After all, tomorrow's Sunday."
"Gotcha!"
"Oh, and don't forget! You said you were going to jog tomorrow!"
"Luuuuuuna! Tomorrow's Sunday!!"
"Exactly, that's why you are going to jog!", with that Luna drifted off.
Some guardian... Me jogging?? Not unless I HAVE too!!
See if I go to jogging tomorrow!! Now, if you would excuse me,
I have some thinking I need to do about certain ebony haired
baka.... and possibly Tuxedo Kamen.
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An hour and furious Usagi thinking later.
NO!!! I inwardly screeched. This is NOT true!! I am not in
LOVE with Mamoru!! OH. MY. GOD!! NO WAY!! Me in
love with THAT??? No!!!!!!! This isn't happening to me!!!!!
*sighs dramatically* Well... it's true that Mamo-chan is utterly
handsome... Yes, believe it or not, I discovered that I love
Mamoru. (After some *violent* resistance)
Wait a minute!!! WAIT A MINUTE!! This means I am in love
with two guys!! I love Tuxedo Kamen, who loves me back,
and I love Mamo-chan, who hates me! I can NOT be in love
with both of them!! But...Mamo-chan.. *sigh* He is so~ handsome
and cute!! He looks like a Greek god!! Mamo-chan.. How come
I never realized that I loved him before I told Tuxedo Kamen
my feelings? BAKA ODANGO!!
This is when it struck me. What about Tuxedo Kamen? He
LOVES me!! He may not love Sailor moon, but he loves Usagi!
And Usagi is ME!! At least I know that Tuxedo Kamen loves
me for sure! As for Mamo-chan, I don't even know that he is
even attracted to me! Then again, I don't know who Tuxedo Kamen is,
so this might create some problem. This is a mess... Mess?
Hell, it's chaos! To me at least!!
There is only one way to solve this! I HAVE to figure out who
Tuxedo Kamen is! Then I could decide which guy I should go
after! I mean, what if Tuxedo Kamen is some nerd and a freak?
Right? Like Umino... Not that it would be him!! Umino throwing
roses, having some energy that shoots out of the palm of his hand,
and reciting corny, but lovable and romantic, poems? I DON'T
THINK SO!!! By any slightest chance if it were him, I would
NEVER live it down!! Ewwwww!!! If it IS Umino, I am giving
up on this heroine thing, and going to take a next flight to Alaska!!!!!
{BEEP BEEP BEEP}
Damn communicator... Stupid Youma, can't they wait until
I figured out whom I love? How inconsiderate! Wait until I get my
hands on the Beryl bi**h!! I am going to rip her to shreds, and
burn her, grill her in oil...
"Moon here!", I said to the communicator, a bit roughly.
Ami's face popped up, looking pale.
"Usagi! Hurry!! There is a youma in the park!!"
"Right! Youma, park, got it!!"
"Hurry Usagi!! I can't keep this up!!", with that Ami's face
disappeared.
Stupid Nega creeps! They ALWAYS had to attack at the
park!! Don't they have ANY originality? Can't they EVER
attack somewhere it was less farther away from my house? It's
like a thirty-minute walk from here!! Well, using my heroine jumps,
it takes about three minutes, but don't they realize how much energy
I waste on jumping??? Idiots!!!
As I was dissing the Negaverse and mumbling about the
'Ten effective ways to kill Beryl slowly and painfully when I get my hands on her',
I suddenly remembered that there was Ami, in the park, with a
youma, waiting for my arrival. Ahhh!!! Ami!!!!! UH OH!!!
"Bye Luna! Youma is attacking!! No time to talk!!"
"Be *yawn* careful.. *snore* *makes kissy faces, starts to kiss
the pillow* "
"Luna, you really shouldn't neglect your duties as a guardian
becuase of your dating!", I sound like exact replica of Luna!! gasp!!
STUPID MATH!! Look what it had done to me!!!
Then, I jumped off the balcony, (after transforming, of course ^^;),
and ran/jumped toward the direction of the park. Baka nega creeps!
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When I arrived at the battle scene, Rei was firing the youma.
The poor youma, who was really frightened by the temper of the priestess,
was shriveled up in the corner, just waiting for me to finish her off.
Yes, even though they are our enemy, I sometimes feel sorry for them...
"Odango! Finish the youma off!! I HATE this youma!!"
"All right, Mars!! Stop yelling!! I am NOT deaf!! Moon-Frisbee!!",
and the youma was dead.
"STUPID youma!! Interrupting my date with Yuuich...er....", stammered
Rei. Well, well, well, world is full of surprises, huh?
"Date with Yuuichiru, huh??", said Mina.
"NO!! I was...er... sleeping... and the youma attacked... yeah!!
I did NOT have a date!!"
"Sleeping?? With who??", said Makoto, grinning like a maniac.
"NO!! Not WITH anyone!! I was sleeping alone!! Geez, who
do you think I am, some slut? "
"Could have fooled me!", said Makoto, resulting a good smack
in the head from the very pissed off priestess.
I watched in fascination as Rei was protesting that she wasn't
doing anything, etc..etc.. Wow! Her voice is loud!! No wonder
why everyone covers their ears when Rei and I argue!! Hey,
what's that among the bushes? Is that Tuxedo Kamen? *squints*
Yes!! It is!! Tuxedo Kamen, DON'T MOVE!!! Stay there!!
I need to figure out who you are!! Yeah, right! Like, that's going
to work. I can just picture myself saying {Hey, Tuxedo Kamen-Sama,
I need to know who you are because I am Usagi and need to find
out who I love between you and some ebony haired guy who is
three years my senior. So, can you please take off your mask?}
Hey!!! He is starting to move!! I NEED to get him!!! Fast!!!
"Erm.. Guys?"
"WHAT, Odango?"
"I need to go.. I was sleeping and I woke up, and I want to go
home and rest."
"I need to go too. I need to prepare for an English test on
Thursday." (guess who said this!)
"Ami! Today is Saturday! You have LOTS of days left to
study!", said Minako.
"Well, I really need to go..", I started, watching as Tuxedo Kamen
skipped away from the bushes, starting to disappear from my
eyesight. NO!!!!! Wait!!!!
"Well, then, bye Odango!"
"Bye guys!!", then I flew off, towards the way Tuxedo Kamen is
headed. This time, I AM going to figure out who is behind that
mask!! Well, unless I chicken out...
"Hey, isn't Usagi's house, that way?", I heard Mina asking Rei.
"Well, that Odango brain will soon figure out that she is headed
the wrong way. Leave her alone.. I wish I could see her face
when she figures out that she was headed the wrong way...",
said Rei. Nice friends I have! I feel so blessed!
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Pant, pant!! Stupid Kamen! Whenever I want to talk to him,
he ALWAYS gets away from meeee!! He is 6 building ahead
of me!! If he doesn't stop soon, I probably would lose him!!
What does that man have? An iron lung? Isn't he ever going to STOP???
Then, Tuxedo Kamen stopped. On the rooftop of the most
luxurious, and expensive apartment building. I called out his
name. "Tuxedo Kamen!!"
He didn't even turn around. I don't think he heard me.
Maybe I should yell again?
Just as I was opening my mouth for another screech,
Tuxedo Kamen jumped into the tenth balcony. Opened
the balcony door, and slipped into the apartment.
WHAT IS HE DOING?? He is not some thief, right??
What is he doing in here than?? Is this his house??? He lives here??
NO WAY!! Tuxedo Kamen is a thief!?!? I NEED to clear this!!
This calls for an investigation!!
So, as nosy as I could be, I stopped at the building. And jumped
down to the tenth floor. And looked through the window. And I
saw heap of Tuxedo on the couch. May be this is his house after all...
I mean, you wouldn't want to take off your clothes in anyone's
house, right? Okay.. Suspicion cleared... Maybe I should head
home now. If Tuxedo Kamen finds me here, he would be really angry!!!
Yeah... let's just slip out... slowly, and maybe he wouldn't notice...
That's it.. Slowly.. I chanted silently. I was almost out of the
balcony. I thought that I was safe. Well, think again.
~BANG!!~
I gracefully fell flat on my face, just before I reached the doorknob
to the balcony. And freedom. And Tuxedo Kamen-free street.
Damn!! My klutz attack just HAD to appear now!!
I tested my ankle. It's sprained!! I can't even make an escape
now! Now what do I do!!!!!!!
Then I heard some voice.
"Who is there??", that voice.... So familiar.... Deep, enriching,
mesmerizing... I heard it before?? Well, DUH! Whoever has
that voice is bound to be Tuxedo Kamen, and of course I heard his voice!
No... Not as in Tuxedo Kamen voice.... It is someone else....
In my civilian life.... Only if I can identify...
The footsteps approached me. I was glued to the ground.
As much as I wanted to move and leap away, away from the
haunting voice, and possibly the rage of Tuxedo Kamen when
he discovers me on the floor with a sprained ankle, I
couldn't... mesmerized by the voice.... well, and the sprained
ankle contributes a lot too.
Someone towered over me. He is right in front of me!!
OH MY GOD, OH MY GOD, OH MY GOD!!!
I slowly raised my eyes. And saw.... Fuzzy skirts?? Huh???
I looked again... oh!! It's a towel!! Hey, he's dripping wet!!
I bet my fuku that he was taking a shower!! I AM SO smart!!
"Sailor moon??"
I nodded numbly, unsure of whether to look up to see who
Tuxedo Kamen really is, or to just faint.
"Sailor moon???"
To faint or not to faint!! Decisions, decisions...
Dun dun dun....
"Sailor moon?? What are you doing here?????"
Oh no... what do I do?? What do I do??!?!?
Taking adeep breath, I slowly travelled my face upwards,
slowly and carefully....
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Mwhahahahahaha!!! I think I should end the story about
here!! It's such a great place to end a story, don't you agree?? ^_^
Aaanyways, send all comments, ideas, flames, etc. to
usako_mamochan@hotmail.com !!
Oh and I am so sorry, but I can't get chapter 4 out next week because
I am going to be away. I am going to a vacation!! To Cuba!! It is a school trip!!!
Maybe, if I get LOTS and LOTS of feedbacks, I will post the next chapter
right after I come back!!
~Pink Bunny
Chapter 3/4
Author: Pink Bunny
E-mail: usako_mamochan@hotmail.com
Rated: PG-13
Author note: Hey minna!! Miss me? I am going to Cuba
for a vacation in about a day, so I should be packing frantically
now, BUT, because I got few feedbacks
which consisted of comment, ideas, and few threats
asking to continue... ^^;.. , I decided to write the next
chapter!! Oh!! And I decided to make this story 4 chapters
long with an epilogue if I get enough feed backs! Nice, huh?
Oh, and the pre-reader offer is still open!
E-mail me if interested! Well, I am done for now!
On with the story!
Disclaimer: My FAVORITE part of the whole entire
story! Yippee!! (Sense sarcasm??) Okay, let's get
this over with....
*Takes a deep breath* Sailormoonnotmine,NaokoTakeuki's.
Don'tsueme!! There! I said it!
(Okay, for some of you who does not understand,
it says 'Sailor moon not mine, Naoko Takeuki's.
Don't sue me !' )
Okay, I am DONE! For real!!
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Just as I was about to turn my gaze away from Mamo-chan,
he choose this moment to turn around and to catch me staring.
"What are you staring at? Mesmerized by my feature?",
drawled Mamo-chan. I HATE it when he is right!
"NO! Why should I do that? That is preposterous! You
are SUCH a baka! Why don't you go and bug someone
else?", I said, lying unashamedly.
"Of course, and the reason why you are blushing has
nothing to do with the fact that you are lying, right?", said Mamo-chan.
"I am NOT blushing!!"
"Actually, you are Odango. Red as a tomato!"
I looked at Motoki for help, but he was busy helping a
boy with a game. Some onee-san...how dependable is that?
'I will always be there when you need me, Usagi-chan',
he said. I NEED Motoki, NOW!! Motoki!!! Help!!!!!!
After figuring out that I am all on my own, I tried to think
of good comebacks, failing miserably. So, instead, I decided
to get away from him, before I do something really stupid.
As much as I have feelings for that guy, he gets on my nerves at times.
"Hmph! Ja, Motoki-onee-san! Bye Mamoru-baka!", then,
I walked (ran) out of the arcade. Throwing a one last look
at my love, Mamo-chan. My love, Mamo-chan? WHAT???
I DID NOT just say that!! STUPID ME! I do not love him!!
I just... like him!! A teeny little bit! He is just a crush!!
Right???? Right??? *RIGHT????* I think I need to seek
a therapist! With those last thoughts on my mind, I started
toward home.
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Two hours later...
"Well, I am done with this math homework, Luna!! Wake up!!",
I said, thoroughly annoyed. Mean old Luna! Making me do
my homework, not allowing me to sort out my feelings for
Mamo-chan! I had to wait until I am done with this junk!
My love life is more important!! LOVE life???? With
Mamo-chan....er.....ru??!?!?!?!? NOOOOOO!!!! I am
slowly going insane!!!!!! AHHHHHHHH!!! I swear, studying
makes me insane!! Ya, that's it!! It is the studying!! It's all
Luna's fault!! I told her that I didn't want to study!!!
Okay, so maybe you are wondering why the heck I am doing
my homework. Well, after I got home, Luna 'attacked' me,
started scratching my face, telling me that if I don't do my
homework, she would keep destroying my face. So, unwillingly,
I started homework of the ever-so-dreaded subject, MATH!
And as I was working 'diligently' through all the craps, Luna
falls asleep on me! That is plain mean!! Well, it's my turn to
nag on her... mwahahahaha!! Revenge is sweet...
"Luna!! I cannot believe you fell asleep on the middle of my
homework, you hear me?? MINE!!! There you are, telling me
that I have to this CRAP, and you told me that you were going
to supervise me. Did you? NOOO, you just HAD to fall asleep,
making me want to fall asleep too!! That is VERY irresponsible!!
I am very disappointed in you, Luna!! ", I yelled. Enjoying
watching Luna shrinking 10 times her normal size. (AN: You
know when in anime, when Rei gets mad at Usagi, Usagi shrinks?
Well, it's basically the same concept except that it's Luna
shrinking instead of Usagi.)
"Gomen, gomen nasai, Usagi. I was out late yesterday...", started
Luna, but I cut her off.
"Out late?? Really?!?? Hmm... Were you ALONE, Luna?"
"Erm... no....well, I was with Artemis."
"What DID you guys do??" Well, this is interesting...I think my
'sorting out feelings for a super hero and the baka' can wait
a little longer... right?? Yeah.... hmm.... Details are yummy...
"We didn't do anything!! I swear!! I mean, us? Doing anything
inappropriate? Nah!! Of course not!! I would NOT make out
with Artemis, of course not... heh heh...", said Luna. Too quickly
too throw off my suspicion.
"Of course... Hey, is that a hickie on your neck??", I said,
spotting a red spot on Luna's neck. Even though her body's
black, the red dot is SO noticeable that you can see it so clearly!
I wonder where she got that from...*smirk*
Seeing my smirk, now officially scared Luna started to back off,
but I caught her. Nyah!!
"Luna? Explanations!! Is it a hickie??"
"No!! It's er....a...the.....a..... Chicken pox! Yeah!!"
"Chicken pox?", Luna, give it up! That's even lame for me!
"Yes, er... chicken pox! Yeah!! It is...erm.... a new kind!
You only get one dot!! Yeah!!"
"Well, is this 'NEW' chicken pox always comes with teeth mark?
Well, it suspiciously looks a LOT like if a cat had bitten on it...
Explanation, Luna?"
"Erm.... WELL, er.... The only cure for it is er.... For a cat to bite on it??"
"Luna... NO. I want the REAL reason why, starting from how
late you came back, and where were you! NOW!"
"Okay... well, I came home around ten...", Luna replied meekly.
And I spent about good two hours embarrassing Luna.
I should do this more often!
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"And... That is how I got a hickie on my neck." Finished Luna.
"Awwwwwww!! That is SO sweet!! I can't believe that Artemis is
THIS sweet!", I said, completely awed by 'The adventure of Luna
and Artemis'. It's quite a story, really... maybe I should write a
book about it.... Then again, how about NOT!
"Usagi... I am really tired, due to er... my erm... adventure. So..
I need to and get some sleep"
"Of course!! For anyone who had a HOT date like you,
should get LOTS and LOTS of sleep!! Sleep Luna!!"
"Usagi, don' t wake me up early tomorrow. After all, tomorrow's Sunday."
"Gotcha!"
"Oh, and don't forget! You said you were going to jog tomorrow!"
"Luuuuuuna! Tomorrow's Sunday!!"
"Exactly, that's why you are going to jog!", with that Luna drifted off.
Some guardian... Me jogging?? Not unless I HAVE too!!
See if I go to jogging tomorrow!! Now, if you would excuse me,
I have some thinking I need to do about certain ebony haired
baka.... and possibly Tuxedo Kamen.
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An hour and furious Usagi thinking later.
NO!!! I inwardly screeched. This is NOT true!! I am not in
LOVE with Mamoru!! OH. MY. GOD!! NO WAY!! Me in
love with THAT??? No!!!!!!! This isn't happening to me!!!!!
*sighs dramatically* Well... it's true that Mamo-chan is utterly
handsome... Yes, believe it or not, I discovered that I love
Mamoru. (After some *violent* resistance)
Wait a minute!!! WAIT A MINUTE!! This means I am in love
with two guys!! I love Tuxedo Kamen, who loves me back,
and I love Mamo-chan, who hates me! I can NOT be in love
with both of them!! But...Mamo-chan.. *sigh* He is so~ handsome
and cute!! He looks like a Greek god!! Mamo-chan.. How come
I never realized that I loved him before I told Tuxedo Kamen
my feelings? BAKA ODANGO!!
This is when it struck me. What about Tuxedo Kamen? He
LOVES me!! He may not love Sailor moon, but he loves Usagi!
And Usagi is ME!! At least I know that Tuxedo Kamen loves
me for sure! As for Mamo-chan, I don't even know that he is
even attracted to me! Then again, I don't know who Tuxedo Kamen is,
so this might create some problem. This is a mess... Mess?
Hell, it's chaos! To me at least!!
There is only one way to solve this! I HAVE to figure out who
Tuxedo Kamen is! Then I could decide which guy I should go
after! I mean, what if Tuxedo Kamen is some nerd and a freak?
Right? Like Umino... Not that it would be him!! Umino throwing
roses, having some energy that shoots out of the palm of his hand,
and reciting corny, but lovable and romantic, poems? I DON'T
THINK SO!!! By any slightest chance if it were him, I would
NEVER live it down!! Ewwwww!!! If it IS Umino, I am giving
up on this heroine thing, and going to take a next flight to Alaska!!!!!
{BEEP BEEP BEEP}
Damn communicator... Stupid Youma, can't they wait until
I figured out whom I love? How inconsiderate! Wait until I get my
hands on the Beryl bi**h!! I am going to rip her to shreds, and
burn her, grill her in oil...
"Moon here!", I said to the communicator, a bit roughly.
Ami's face popped up, looking pale.
"Usagi! Hurry!! There is a youma in the park!!"
"Right! Youma, park, got it!!"
"Hurry Usagi!! I can't keep this up!!", with that Ami's face
disappeared.
Stupid Nega creeps! They ALWAYS had to attack at the
park!! Don't they have ANY originality? Can't they EVER
attack somewhere it was less farther away from my house? It's
like a thirty-minute walk from here!! Well, using my heroine jumps,
it takes about three minutes, but don't they realize how much energy
I waste on jumping??? Idiots!!!
As I was dissing the Negaverse and mumbling about the
'Ten effective ways to kill Beryl slowly and painfully when I get my hands on her',
I suddenly remembered that there was Ami, in the park, with a
youma, waiting for my arrival. Ahhh!!! Ami!!!!! UH OH!!!
"Bye Luna! Youma is attacking!! No time to talk!!"
"Be *yawn* careful.. *snore* *makes kissy faces, starts to kiss
the pillow* "
"Luna, you really shouldn't neglect your duties as a guardian
becuase of your dating!", I sound like exact replica of Luna!! gasp!!
STUPID MATH!! Look what it had done to me!!!
Then, I jumped off the balcony, (after transforming, of course ^^;),
and ran/jumped toward the direction of the park. Baka nega creeps!
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When I arrived at the battle scene, Rei was firing the youma.
The poor youma, who was really frightened by the temper of the priestess,
was shriveled up in the corner, just waiting for me to finish her off.
Yes, even though they are our enemy, I sometimes feel sorry for them...
"Odango! Finish the youma off!! I HATE this youma!!"
"All right, Mars!! Stop yelling!! I am NOT deaf!! Moon-Frisbee!!",
and the youma was dead.
"STUPID youma!! Interrupting my date with Yuuich...er....", stammered
Rei. Well, well, well, world is full of surprises, huh?
"Date with Yuuichiru, huh??", said Mina.
"NO!! I was...er... sleeping... and the youma attacked... yeah!!
I did NOT have a date!!"
"Sleeping?? With who??", said Makoto, grinning like a maniac.
"NO!! Not WITH anyone!! I was sleeping alone!! Geez, who
do you think I am, some slut? "
"Could have fooled me!", said Makoto, resulting a good smack
in the head from the very pissed off priestess.
I watched in fascination as Rei was protesting that she wasn't
doing anything, etc..etc.. Wow! Her voice is loud!! No wonder
why everyone covers their ears when Rei and I argue!! Hey,
what's that among the bushes? Is that Tuxedo Kamen? *squints*
Yes!! It is!! Tuxedo Kamen, DON'T MOVE!!! Stay there!!
I need to figure out who you are!! Yeah, right! Like, that's going
to work. I can just picture myself saying {Hey, Tuxedo Kamen-Sama,
I need to know who you are because I am Usagi and need to find
out who I love between you and some ebony haired guy who is
three years my senior. So, can you please take off your mask?}
Hey!!! He is starting to move!! I NEED to get him!!! Fast!!!
"Erm.. Guys?"
"WHAT, Odango?"
"I need to go.. I was sleeping and I woke up, and I want to go
home and rest."
"I need to go too. I need to prepare for an English test on
Thursday." (guess who said this!)
"Ami! Today is Saturday! You have LOTS of days left to
study!", said Minako.
"Well, I really need to go..", I started, watching as Tuxedo Kamen
skipped away from the bushes, starting to disappear from my
eyesight. NO!!!!! Wait!!!!
"Well, then, bye Odango!"
"Bye guys!!", then I flew off, towards the way Tuxedo Kamen is
headed. This time, I AM going to figure out who is behind that
mask!! Well, unless I chicken out...
"Hey, isn't Usagi's house, that way?", I heard Mina asking Rei.
"Well, that Odango brain will soon figure out that she is headed
the wrong way. Leave her alone.. I wish I could see her face
when she figures out that she was headed the wrong way...",
said Rei. Nice friends I have! I feel so blessed!
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Pant, pant!! Stupid Kamen! Whenever I want to talk to him,
he ALWAYS gets away from meeee!! He is 6 building ahead
of me!! If he doesn't stop soon, I probably would lose him!!
What does that man have? An iron lung? Isn't he ever going to STOP???
Then, Tuxedo Kamen stopped. On the rooftop of the most
luxurious, and expensive apartment building. I called out his
name. "Tuxedo Kamen!!"
He didn't even turn around. I don't think he heard me.
Maybe I should yell again?
Just as I was opening my mouth for another screech,
Tuxedo Kamen jumped into the tenth balcony. Opened
the balcony door, and slipped into the apartment.
WHAT IS HE DOING?? He is not some thief, right??
What is he doing in here than?? Is this his house??? He lives here??
NO WAY!! Tuxedo Kamen is a thief!?!? I NEED to clear this!!
This calls for an investigation!!
So, as nosy as I could be, I stopped at the building. And jumped
down to the tenth floor. And looked through the window. And I
saw heap of Tuxedo on the couch. May be this is his house after all...
I mean, you wouldn't want to take off your clothes in anyone's
house, right? Okay.. Suspicion cleared... Maybe I should head
home now. If Tuxedo Kamen finds me here, he would be really angry!!!
Yeah... let's just slip out... slowly, and maybe he wouldn't notice...
That's it.. Slowly.. I chanted silently. I was almost out of the
balcony. I thought that I was safe. Well, think again.
~BANG!!~
I gracefully fell flat on my face, just before I reached the doorknob
to the balcony. And freedom. And Tuxedo Kamen-free street.
Damn!! My klutz attack just HAD to appear now!!
I tested my ankle. It's sprained!! I can't even make an escape
now! Now what do I do!!!!!!!
Then I heard some voice.
"Who is there??", that voice.... So familiar.... Deep, enriching,
mesmerizing... I heard it before?? Well, DUH! Whoever has
that voice is bound to be Tuxedo Kamen, and of course I heard his voice!
No... Not as in Tuxedo Kamen voice.... It is someone else....
In my civilian life.... Only if I can identify...
The footsteps approached me. I was glued to the ground.
As much as I wanted to move and leap away, away from the
haunting voice, and possibly the rage of Tuxedo Kamen when
he discovers me on the floor with a sprained ankle, I
couldn't... mesmerized by the voice.... well, and the sprained
ankle contributes a lot too.
Someone towered over me. He is right in front of me!!
OH MY GOD, OH MY GOD, OH MY GOD!!!
I slowly raised my eyes. And saw.... Fuzzy skirts?? Huh???
I looked again... oh!! It's a towel!! Hey, he's dripping wet!!
I bet my fuku that he was taking a shower!! I AM SO smart!!
"Sailor moon??"
I nodded numbly, unsure of whether to look up to see who
Tuxedo Kamen really is, or to just faint.
"Sailor moon???"
To faint or not to faint!! Decisions, decisions...
Dun dun dun....
"Sailor moon?? What are you doing here?????"
Oh no... what do I do?? What do I do??!?!?
Taking adeep breath, I slowly travelled my face upwards,
slowly and carefully....
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Mwhahahahahaha!!! I think I should end the story about
here!! It's such a great place to end a story, don't you agree?? ^_^
Aaanyways, send all comments, ideas, flames, etc. to
usako_mamochan@hotmail.com !!
Oh and I am so sorry, but I can't get chapter 4 out next week because
I am going to be away. I am going to a vacation!! To Cuba!! It is a school trip!!!
Maybe, if I get LOTS and LOTS of feedbacks, I will post the next chapter
right after I come back!!
~Pink Bunny