Videoland Tournament 2001
Chapter 4
Mario: Crono and Edgar are up next. I talked to Edgar, and he said he's eager to get into the ring.
Zelda: What about Crono?
Mario: He wouldn't talk to me.
Zelda: Oh well. The two are entering the ring, and there's the bell. Crono starts things off by rushing at Edgar with his katana.
Mario: Edgar moves back, but still gets nicked by that katana. He casts Vanish on Crono! Crono is no longer visible.... Could this be a repeat of his brother's fight with Magus?
Zelda: Edgar has just been knocked to the ground! The ref is counting...
Mario: Edgar is up at 6! He's chanting...
Zelda: Edgar is hit by Luminair! Wha...? Why didn't it work???
Mario: Probably because of Edgar's Paladin Shield. Things look rather grim for Crono. Just as I suspected! Edgar had cast Doom, just like Sabin did. Look! There's Crono. He reappeared just in time to flop onto the floor.
Zelda: Edgar has been declared the winner. Mario, who are we interviewing?
Mario: Today we're interviewing Chrono Trigger's Dream Team: Magus, Frog, and Ayla. Here they are, now. Welcome to the Media Tower.
Frog: Thank you, tis an honor to be here.
Magus: Zelda...
Zelda: Yes, Magus?
Magus: I heard your commentary during my fight. Why did you call me ?
Zelda: Did I?
Frog: Aye, that you did. Mayhap it was unintentional?
Zelda: Yes, it was an accident. I'm sorry, Alu- I mean Magus.
Magus: ......
Mario: Anyway! Why are they calling you three the Dream Team?
Ayla: Ayla Frog Magus fight Lavos! SAVE WORLD!
Zelda: Uhhh, right... Ayla, How did you do in the preliminaries?
Ayla: Lost in first match. Stupid judges... Bet judges Reptites!
Mario: What are-
Magus: Don't get her started...
Zelda: Who were you up against?
Frog: Twas I. Twas almost a draw. Her Dino Tail and mine Frog Squash were nearly equally matched.
Ayla: Big frog... Hit Ayla. Head still hurt.
(Cheering is heard)
Magus (Looking at the arena): Looks like you two need to get back to work. The next match is starting.
Mario: Ok. Ryu and Samus enter the ring. Ryu steps forward, confident as always.
Zelda: Samus comes into the ring, waving to the crowd. Just listen to that applause! Looks like everyone is behind our defending champion, all the way!
Ayla (pointing): Look! Samus have CHEERLEADER!
Zelda (looking where Ayla's pointing): Oh wow, look at her! She's jumping and shaking those pompoms like there's no tomorrow!
Magus: I've never seen a cheerleader with a moustache, before....
Mario (Looking through binoculars): Oh my gosh, It's Luigi! What's he doing?! I knew Weege and Samus were dating, but this is taking things a little too far! (snickers)
Zelda: There's the starting bell! Ryu starts with an attempt to punch, but Samus moves just in time! Samus retaliates. She throws a bomb at Ryu! Ohhhh, I bet that hurt!
Luigi: Yahhhhh!!!! Go Samus, Go! Ra! Ra! Ra!
Mario: The bomb blast threw Ryu out of the ring. Ring out! And it looks like they finally fixed the intercom system, so we can finally hear what's going on down in the ring.
Samus: I won! Yesss! Ohhh Luigi.... Mmmm, does this mean you want to wear the nightgown, tonight?
Everyone in the Media Tower: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!
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Ugh, the champion fights, and it's over at the start. I feel rather.... cheated. Oh well. The first tier fights are over, and the Quarter Finals are next. In the first half of the Quarter Finals: Golbez vs. Frog, and Kefka vs. Rydia!
Oh, about the "Dream Team" remark: My first time through Chrono Trigger, I fought Lavos with Magus, Frog, and Ayla. I've refered to them as my "Dream Team", ever since.
