Commercial Break
Warning/Note: Insanity reigns as usual, but at least this one is humorous on its own. Mildly, anyway. I blame Crysi for that.
Other Note: This show (ours, not the original) first aired LIVE at the Kudou Yohji Slash Competition at Kuwabara no Miko's Weiss Kruez Page
Voice Over: "Feeling down on your luck? Nothing seems to be going right? Well you need a change!"
A random woman appears on the screen. "I found work with EO Inc. They helped me on my way to becoming a someone, to taking control of my life and dominating the world...around me.
It flashes to a man wearing bright and cheery colors. "Evil Overlord Incorporated is more than a business. It's a list that can show people with little or no job satisfaction how to take control and conquer nations, destroying all that is good and right in their path to total domination." He smiles. "I'm not only the maintainer and beginner of the Evil Overlord List, but I am also an aspiring evil overlord. I highly recommend the list and look forward to crushing anyone who stands in my way."
Voice Over: Evil Overlord Incorporated. Go to our website at http://minievil.eviloverlord.com/index.html for details on how you can become one of the people who control other's lives.
Oh God, that was hideous. Take me back.
or
Oh God, that was hideous. Let me complain to the author, or the other author, or both simultaneously.