Commercial Break
Warning/Note: Insanity reigns as usual, but at least this one is humorous on its own. Mildly, anyway. I blame Crysi for that.
Other Note: This show (ours, not the original) first aired LIVE at the Kudou Yohji Slash Competition at Kuwabara no Miko's Weiss Kruez Page
The scene opens on animals so cute that their eyes rival CLAMP characters in size. *Female* CLAMP characters.
Female Voice-over: "Pets are nice. A cuddly puppy. Or a playful kitten maybe. SCREW THAT! Get your favorite bishounen at Pocket Bishonen!"
The scene flashes over many different yummy boys, most of which have vast expanses of chest and/or wings showing.
VO: "From Aburatsubo to Zoisite, we've got them all. And new ones are being added all the time. So come on and get your own lovable, huggable boy today!
Gotta Glomp 'em All!"
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The scene opens on what appears to be a busy office. A woman looks up and smiles at the camera.
Woman: "Hello. Do you have a fanfic, business, show or program that you need a shameless plug for? Then you've come to the right place."
The woman leads you down a busy hall.
Woman: "Here at the Shameless Plug Association (SPA), we offer sponsoring for a variety of Shameless Plug Chapters (SPASPC) such as the popular Shoujo Kakumei Utena Chapter (SPASKUC) and the Joint Weiss Kreuz and Gundam Wing and Yuu Yuu Hakusho Chapter (SPAJWKaGWaYYHC)."
The SPA logo appears on the screen.
VO: S-P-A. Feeling stressed about your lack of business or hits? Don't go to a spa! Come to SPA!
Oh God, that was hideous. Take me back.
or
Oh God, that was hideous. Let me complain to the author, or the other author, or both simultaneously.