Previously... Ranma found out that he isn't Genma's son, that his REAL father was a half-saiyajin
Hokage flame master, that Mallet-sama is really the legendary One True Mallet, and that HE must
take it to Mount Dhoom (AKA Fuji) to destroy it! Now Akane is in the hospital being treated for
mallet-dependency, the Senshi are busy fighting off pankeiki, while Ranma is sneaking through the
sewers in hope of avoiding the 'Flattened Ones', as Khu Lon calls them.
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Now This Is Just Plain Nuts, Chapter 4,
By
Aleh
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Ranma-chan stood, facing his/her latest challenger. "Who the HELL are you?" he (she at the
moment) asked.
"I am Sore Bakayarou of Gesuidou! I will never forgive you!"
"What?!" Ranma exclaimed, "What are you talking about?"
"Look under your foot!"
Ranma did. "Why are you blaming me for stepping on a piece of crap in a sewer?"
"That is MY piece of crap! This is MY sewer!"
Ranma just rubbed his/her forehead. "I don't have time for this," he said, "Honoo!"
With that, Ranma launched a blast of flame from his/her hand, toasting his foe. "Come on,
'Ka-chan, Tendo-san, Ghoul. We need to hurry."
As Ranma left, if one focused on a certain charred stupid jerk, one would have heard the
words, "Saotome Ranma... I will never forget this offence... Damnit, that hurt."
-----------------
Two hours later, the group was walking on when a voice came out of nowhere. "Bwahahaha! I,
Sore Bakayarou will get my revenge!" it yelled, "Beware the final attack of the Gesuidou, an
attack which has horrified maidens for thousands of years!! Nigeashi Nezumiken!"
With that, doors opened in the walls of the sewer, and hundreds of rats ran out.
"Oh, please," Ranma said, pointedly ignoring them, at least until (s)he noticed what they
were running from.
"C-C-CATS!!!" he/she yelled, running at a rediculous rate and leaving his companions behind.
Around a mile later, Ranma's fear reached a breaking point. Suddenly, a green portal appeared
in front of him/her/whatever-the-correct-gender-pronoun-is and s/he dissappeared.
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Evangelion World, three hours later...
"Man, I'm hungry enough to eat a ten-story tall rampaging messenger of God bent on the total
anhilation of the human race!" Ranma exclaimed after he finished heating up enough water to change
back, then paused as he saw the Angel and licked his lips. "Literally," he added as an
afterthought.
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"New AT field signature detected!" cried out the nameless henchman, "MAGI are classifying it
as... code... this can't be right..."
"Code what?" Gendou asked, glowering.
"MAGI are classifying it as Code Plaid, sir..."
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"Honoo!" Ranma yelled, throwing a blast of flame at the Angel, causing its AT field to light
up.
"Hmm," he said, "This might be a little harder than I thought."
-----------------
"AT field signature changing, Sir," continued the henchman, "MAGI are now classifying it
as... as..."
"As what?" Gendou asked, continuing to glower.
"Code Green with Magenta Polka Dots, Sir."
Gendou just glowered harder.
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"Hiryuu Shouten Ha!"
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"Sir, a tornado has formed around the angel. Foreign AT field signature changing. The polka
dots are now pink, sir."
Gendou reinvented the meaning of the word 'glower'.
-----------------
"Damn," Ranma thought, dodging an attempt by the angel to stomp on him, "This thing's tougher
than Saffron!"
Just then, the world went white.
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Ranma floated on a sea of emptiness, looking around for any sign of life. He was just
beginning to scratch behind his ear when he heard a voice.
"HELLO, HUMAN," the voice said at a rediculous volume.
"Umm... who is this?" Ranma asked.
"WELL... Oh, hell," the voice continued, suddenly losing its force and becoming distinctly
female, "I'm Nadare. Nice to meet you."
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"Okay, so let me get this straight. You," Ranma said, pointing at Nadare, "Are the physical
manifestation of my flame."
"Well, part of it," Nadare replied.
"And as such are a part of my soul."
"Yes," Nadare agreed.
"And are offering me your power..."
"Yep!"
"And in exchange, you want me to... well..."
"Bang my brains out, screw me senseless, show me the time of my life?"
"Yes, that..."
"So, will you?"
"Can't we just fight?"
"Oh, poo," Nadare pouted as the background shifted to a desert.
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"HIRYU SHOUTEN HA!"
"Okay, you win..." said a dazed Nadare, "Still wish you'd taken me up on my earlier offer,
though."
Ranma sweatdropped before everything faded again.
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Back in the realm of consciousness, Ranma's eyes suddenly oppened with new understanding just
as the Angel was about to stomp him flat. "RYU NO EN, FIRST DRAGON!" he shouted, tracing a kanji
with his fingers.
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"Sir, AT field signature changing again! MAGI is now classifying it as Code Violet With
Orange Stripes, Sir!"
Gendo's glower took on epic preportions.
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"NADARE," Ranma shouted as the Kanji that he had traced briefly became luminescent, "DAN EN!"
With that, he aimed his palm at the Angel as several giant fireballs appeared in front of it,
blasting at the Angel, shattering its AT field and crisping it.
-----------------
When the Evangelions arrived at the scene, they only found a charred skeleton of ex-Angel and
a teenage boy who was finishing off the last of its meat.
"Man, I'm stufffed," Ranma said just as the memories started pouring in, memories from a
long-ago time called the Silver Millenium...
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Sore Bakayarou of Gesuidou requires a bit of explanation. Loosely translated, his name means
'That Stupid Jerk', and his martial art, Gesuidou, literally means 'The Way of Sewage'. Yes, he'll
show up later. Nigeashi Nezumiken means 'Fleeing Rat Fist'.
'Ryu No En' means 'Dragons of Flame'. In Flame of Rekka, each Hokage flame master's flame is
literally a part of their soul. Each Master's flame has a true form, or 'incarnation'. There are
various types of flame incarnations, including the lion, snake and eagle, and the strongest
'normal' Flame Incarnation, the Ryu, or dragon. There are also two special cases, which I'll get to
in a moment. In FoR, the main character, Rekka or Recca, depending on how you romanize it, has one
of the two afforementioned special cases. His Flame Incarnation, also known as Yamata's Flame,
consists of eight Ryu, each with its own special characteristics and powers, who used to be the
eight greatest flame masters of all time. For the record, their names are Nadare, Saiha, Madoka,
Rui, Homura, Koku, Setsuna, and Resshin. Resshin also happened to be Rekka's father, but that's
beside the point. The other special case is the 'Holy Flame', Houou, or Pheonix, which one of the
villains, Kurei, wields. I have my own answer to THAT, which will come into play later. Anyway,
what follows is a summary of some of the Ryu and their powers, which CAN be combined in often-weird
ways.
Nadare: Big fireballs.
Saiha: Forms a blade of fire from the wrist.
Madoka: Forms a barrier/forcefield of flame
Rui: Flame illusions.
Setsuna: Burns anyone who looks in her eye.
Resshin: Literal dragon of flame attacks the target.
Anyway, this isn't what I planned, but Ranma's going to have some fun in the Eva world before
returning...
Hokage flame master, that Mallet-sama is really the legendary One True Mallet, and that HE must
take it to Mount Dhoom (AKA Fuji) to destroy it! Now Akane is in the hospital being treated for
mallet-dependency, the Senshi are busy fighting off pankeiki, while Ranma is sneaking through the
sewers in hope of avoiding the 'Flattened Ones', as Khu Lon calls them.
-----------------
Now This Is Just Plain Nuts, Chapter 4,
By
Aleh
-----------------
Ranma-chan stood, facing his/her latest challenger. "Who the HELL are you?" he (she at the
moment) asked.
"I am Sore Bakayarou of Gesuidou! I will never forgive you!"
"What?!" Ranma exclaimed, "What are you talking about?"
"Look under your foot!"
Ranma did. "Why are you blaming me for stepping on a piece of crap in a sewer?"
"That is MY piece of crap! This is MY sewer!"
Ranma just rubbed his/her forehead. "I don't have time for this," he said, "Honoo!"
With that, Ranma launched a blast of flame from his/her hand, toasting his foe. "Come on,
'Ka-chan, Tendo-san, Ghoul. We need to hurry."
As Ranma left, if one focused on a certain charred stupid jerk, one would have heard the
words, "Saotome Ranma... I will never forget this offence... Damnit, that hurt."
-----------------
Two hours later, the group was walking on when a voice came out of nowhere. "Bwahahaha! I,
Sore Bakayarou will get my revenge!" it yelled, "Beware the final attack of the Gesuidou, an
attack which has horrified maidens for thousands of years!! Nigeashi Nezumiken!"
With that, doors opened in the walls of the sewer, and hundreds of rats ran out.
"Oh, please," Ranma said, pointedly ignoring them, at least until (s)he noticed what they
were running from.
"C-C-CATS!!!" he/she yelled, running at a rediculous rate and leaving his companions behind.
Around a mile later, Ranma's fear reached a breaking point. Suddenly, a green portal appeared
in front of him/her/whatever-the-correct-gender-pronoun-is and s/he dissappeared.
-----------------
Evangelion World, three hours later...
"Man, I'm hungry enough to eat a ten-story tall rampaging messenger of God bent on the total
anhilation of the human race!" Ranma exclaimed after he finished heating up enough water to change
back, then paused as he saw the Angel and licked his lips. "Literally," he added as an
afterthought.
-----------------
"New AT field signature detected!" cried out the nameless henchman, "MAGI are classifying it
as... code... this can't be right..."
"Code what?" Gendou asked, glowering.
"MAGI are classifying it as Code Plaid, sir..."
-----------------
"Honoo!" Ranma yelled, throwing a blast of flame at the Angel, causing its AT field to light
up.
"Hmm," he said, "This might be a little harder than I thought."
-----------------
"AT field signature changing, Sir," continued the henchman, "MAGI are now classifying it
as... as..."
"As what?" Gendou asked, continuing to glower.
"Code Green with Magenta Polka Dots, Sir."
Gendou just glowered harder.
-----------------
"Hiryuu Shouten Ha!"
-----------------
"Sir, a tornado has formed around the angel. Foreign AT field signature changing. The polka
dots are now pink, sir."
Gendou reinvented the meaning of the word 'glower'.
-----------------
"Damn," Ranma thought, dodging an attempt by the angel to stomp on him, "This thing's tougher
than Saffron!"
Just then, the world went white.
-----------------
Ranma floated on a sea of emptiness, looking around for any sign of life. He was just
beginning to scratch behind his ear when he heard a voice.
"HELLO, HUMAN," the voice said at a rediculous volume.
"Umm... who is this?" Ranma asked.
"WELL... Oh, hell," the voice continued, suddenly losing its force and becoming distinctly
female, "I'm Nadare. Nice to meet you."
-----------------
"Okay, so let me get this straight. You," Ranma said, pointing at Nadare, "Are the physical
manifestation of my flame."
"Well, part of it," Nadare replied.
"And as such are a part of my soul."
"Yes," Nadare agreed.
"And are offering me your power..."
"Yep!"
"And in exchange, you want me to... well..."
"Bang my brains out, screw me senseless, show me the time of my life?"
"Yes, that..."
"So, will you?"
"Can't we just fight?"
"Oh, poo," Nadare pouted as the background shifted to a desert.
-----------------
"HIRYU SHOUTEN HA!"
"Okay, you win..." said a dazed Nadare, "Still wish you'd taken me up on my earlier offer,
though."
Ranma sweatdropped before everything faded again.
-----------------
Back in the realm of consciousness, Ranma's eyes suddenly oppened with new understanding just
as the Angel was about to stomp him flat. "RYU NO EN, FIRST DRAGON!" he shouted, tracing a kanji
with his fingers.
-----------------
"Sir, AT field signature changing again! MAGI is now classifying it as Code Violet With
Orange Stripes, Sir!"
Gendo's glower took on epic preportions.
-----------------
"NADARE," Ranma shouted as the Kanji that he had traced briefly became luminescent, "DAN EN!"
With that, he aimed his palm at the Angel as several giant fireballs appeared in front of it,
blasting at the Angel, shattering its AT field and crisping it.
-----------------
When the Evangelions arrived at the scene, they only found a charred skeleton of ex-Angel and
a teenage boy who was finishing off the last of its meat.
"Man, I'm stufffed," Ranma said just as the memories started pouring in, memories from a
long-ago time called the Silver Millenium...
-----------------
Sore Bakayarou of Gesuidou requires a bit of explanation. Loosely translated, his name means
'That Stupid Jerk', and his martial art, Gesuidou, literally means 'The Way of Sewage'. Yes, he'll
show up later. Nigeashi Nezumiken means 'Fleeing Rat Fist'.
'Ryu No En' means 'Dragons of Flame'. In Flame of Rekka, each Hokage flame master's flame is
literally a part of their soul. Each Master's flame has a true form, or 'incarnation'. There are
various types of flame incarnations, including the lion, snake and eagle, and the strongest
'normal' Flame Incarnation, the Ryu, or dragon. There are also two special cases, which I'll get to
in a moment. In FoR, the main character, Rekka or Recca, depending on how you romanize it, has one
of the two afforementioned special cases. His Flame Incarnation, also known as Yamata's Flame,
consists of eight Ryu, each with its own special characteristics and powers, who used to be the
eight greatest flame masters of all time. For the record, their names are Nadare, Saiha, Madoka,
Rui, Homura, Koku, Setsuna, and Resshin. Resshin also happened to be Rekka's father, but that's
beside the point. The other special case is the 'Holy Flame', Houou, or Pheonix, which one of the
villains, Kurei, wields. I have my own answer to THAT, which will come into play later. Anyway,
what follows is a summary of some of the Ryu and their powers, which CAN be combined in often-weird
ways.
Nadare: Big fireballs.
Saiha: Forms a blade of fire from the wrist.
Madoka: Forms a barrier/forcefield of flame
Rui: Flame illusions.
Setsuna: Burns anyone who looks in her eye.
Resshin: Literal dragon of flame attacks the target.
Anyway, this isn't what I planned, but Ranma's going to have some fun in the Eva world before
returning...