Commercial Break
Warning/Note: Insanity reigns as usual, but at least this one is humorous on its own. Mildly, anyway. I blame Crysi for that.
Other Note: This show (ours, not the original) first aired LIVE at the Kudou Yohji Slash Competition at Kuwabara no Miko's Weiss Kruez Page
Crysi and Kagedtiger appear on the screen in a heavily forested area, carrying things that look like deformed pokeballs with B's on them and butterfly nets.
Crysi: "Hi, I'm Crysi, and this is Kagedtiger. Now, the Pocket Bishounen craze has taken off, and fangirls (and fanboys) across the globe can catch their own bishounen."
Kagedtiger: "But so many people complain that there's no place they can see professional trainers in action, catching bishounen in the wild, natural habitats and observing natural bishounen behavior."
Crysi: "Our new television series, 'Hunting Bishounen,' is the answer. Watch as we, two professionals, deal with the ups and downs of bishounen hunting and learn valuable tips and tricks for catching your own Heero's, Duo's, Omi's and Yohji's!"
The PokeBishounen logo appears on the screen.
VO: "Remember, hunting bishounen is not only a way of life. It's now a TV show!"
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A serious-looking Tsukino Usagi appears on the screen.
Usagi: "Do you know how many chibi-nekos are abused during one year?"
The scene switches to footage of chibi-neko Gundam Wing boys, chibi-neko Weiss boys, chibi-neko Rourouni Kenshin characters, and other chibi-neko from many series. They're milling around in back alleys and dirty buildings. They all have huge (Think CLAMP style but bigger) eyes and stare at the cameras.
Usagi (VO): I used to see scenes like this and think it was nothing. I used to ignore them just like everyone else.
The scene shifts back to Usagi, who has tears running down her cheeks.
Usagi: But now I realize that all of us must do our part. The chibi-nekos are vital, living creatures who deserve to be treated with the respect and kindness that all living creatures should receive.
The scene shifts back to the chibi-nekos.
Usagi (VO): Don't let more scenes like these become real. You can help by sending your donation to the "Brighter Future for Chibi Nekos Foundation." Just one call can make all the difference. The number is 555-WECA extention REF-ORC-HIB-INE-KOS. Please, make your call today."
Oh God, that was hideous. Take me back.
or
Oh God, that was hideous. Let me complain to the author, or the other author, or both simultaneously.