Yeah, legal crap, title, reason for rating, stuff like that- in Ch. 1
I only own Kanpeki.
Chapter 2_Hey Shit Happens
R for bad stuff, right, yeah. (Blink, blink, cough.) Maybe you should skip this?
Striker: Isn't it kind of important?
Kanpeki: Oh, what's the worst that could happen?
Striker: We could get sued and never write again.
Kanpeki: (Pauses) That's...a pretty big deal...Oh, well, skip this!
Ruby: (Groans) Baka da na. (Stupid huh?)
Hiro: un totemo baka daze (Yup. He's stupid)
Striker: Am not! (Plays with bazooka)
Hiro: Let's cut to the story before he hurts...
(BOOM!!!!!!!)
Hiro: (Looks)......Cut to the story.
Striker: (Busted) DON'T SUE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Striker: "Where's the question? Let's go" Striker jumps through.
Ruby: "He doesn't even know what's beyond it. What if something horrible... god, what a moron."
From beyond the portal "Hey"
Hiro: "Well I guess we should follow him."
Everyone else goes through.
Zelda is naked and giving Link a sponge bath.
Kanpeki starts setting up a video camera.
Hiro: "Whoa." Eyes really wide.
Ruby: "Hiro, look away. You know that's rude. Stop looking." Claws at Hiro's face.
Striker: "Dude, how are you gonna get the tape of this?"
Kanpeki looks away from the camera at Striker: "Hmm? Oh, direct feed to my computer."
Striker: Gimme a copy when we get back!
Kanpeki: No!
Striker: Fuck you.
Luccia: "Is this what they call foreplay?"
Striker: "oh, we'd better get out of here."
Everyone rushes through the portal.
Ruby: "God now where are we? How many alternate universes are there?"
Striker: "Actually these are various animes and games me and Kanpeki have watched and played. Alternate Universe is a fanfic I wrote but..."
Ruby, Luccia, and Hiro: "What's a fanfic?"
Striker "Never mind. Hmmm, looks like Digimon season 2."
Striker spots Demiveemon (known as Chibimon in japan, just encase) runs up and hugs him: "Chibimon, Chibimon, Chibimon." looks at the others, they sweatdrop.
Striker: "Hey I can act stupid too."
Ruby: "we didn't say any..."
Striker: "Fuck you."
Striker notices all the digidestined looking at him like he's insane
Chibimon: "Let go of me."
Striker drops Chibimon and runs up to Sora and bitch slaps her: "Bitch"
(Note: Kanpeki does not approve of the hitting of girls who haven't done anything to you or someone you care about. Striker: I care about Tai though. Kanpeki thwaps Striker. Kanpeki: Someone you know moron.)
Sora: "Oww."
Kanpeki: "Three seconds you bastard"
Striker: "Oh.... shit"
Runs like fuck to get away.
Kanpeki: "3...2...1..." runs and pulls out a short sword. "Apologize you asshole.
Striker: "Nevah!"
Kanpeki catches up and bashes Striker down with the flat of the blade.
Kanpeki puts away the sword: "Now go apologize."
Striker: "Nev... okay. Hey how'd you do that?"
Kanpeki: "Lesser mind control. Now go apologize."
Striker: "Asshole." Gets up and walks back over to Sora. "I am so....urgh..ugh... agh.. Damn Kanpeki." Pulls out a gun and points it at his head "I'll blow my brains out before I apologize."
Kanpeki shrugs: "Kay."
Striker pauses, then shoots Kanpeki in the chest, then his jaw drops.
Kanpeki: "You shot me. Anybody have a bandage? I ran out."
Striker: "I hate RPG's."
Kanpeki: "Shutup and apologize."
Striker: "I'm sorry...you're a bi....eautiful girl. Damnit!"
Kanpeki laughs. "Let's go"
Luccia: "How do you have mind control Kanpeki?"
Kanpeki shrugs.
Striker: "Go ahead of me."
Everyone else but Striker goes through the next portal.
Striker turns to Sora: "You're still a b...eautiful girl. Damnit stop that Kanpeki."
Laughter is heard.
Striker goes through the portal.
Tai: "What was that about?"
Sora: "I think it somehow had to do with our threesome with Matt."
Tai: "Sorry about not paying much attention to you."
Sora: "That's alright."
Back to the morons
Hiro: "Now where the hell are we?"
Kanpeki: "Looks like Megaman."
Boomman: "Hahaha, I am Boomman."
Striker: "Do you blow shit up?"
Boomman: "Um, no. I go "Boom, man"."
Striker: "Uh-huh."
Flapjackman: "I am Flapjackman. Want a Flapjack?"
Striker: "Okay. We're in the world of stupidass Megaman robots."
Luccia is eating a flapjack "mmmm."
Kanpeki: "I'll go set out a table."
Zoomman comes in: "I am Zoomman."
Striker: "And you're fast?"
Zoomman: "No. I go "Zoom, zoom, zoom."
Striker: "Oh god stop, I hate that commercial."
Kanpeki kicks Zoomman- Special Matrix effects and then Zoomman flies away and disappears with a starshine and ping soundeffect."
Kanpeki: "I've set out a table, lets eat."
[Everyone eats flapjacks. Hp & MP restored.]
Kanpeki: "Who the hell does that?"
Striker: "Let's go."
Shinyman comes in. "Hold, I am Shinyman,"
All: "ooh shiny."
Striker: "I'm getting tired of these things."
Striker raises his arms "Combustion!!"
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!
Shinyman get's blown the FUCK to pieces."
Kanpeki: "You destroyed the shiny thing!"
Striker points at the ground "look a quarter."
Kanpeki: "oooh shiny" picks up the quarter
Hiro tries to touch the quarter, Kanpeki slaps his hand away.
Striker pockets a piece of Shinyman "hehehe. Okay then, let's go,"
Next Chapter_ Kanpeki is fucked up
Kanpeki is blown into a steel container. There is now a dent in the container.
Yeah how'd you like adventures?
I'm sorry I can't get them up sooner but I don't like typing. I have em written down somewhere. Please review and if you want em up. pressure me.
