Yeah, legal crap, title, reason for rating, stuff like that- in Ch. 1

I only own Kanpeki.

Chapter 2_Hey Shit Happens

R for bad stuff, right, yeah. (Blink, blink, cough.) Maybe you should skip this?

Striker: Isn't it kind of important?

Kanpeki: Oh, what's the worst that could happen?

Striker: We could get sued and never write again.

Kanpeki: (Pauses) That's...a pretty big deal...Oh, well, skip this!

Ruby: (Groans) Baka da na. (Stupid huh?)

Hiro: un totemo baka daze (Yup. He's stupid)

Striker: Am not! (Plays with bazooka)

Hiro: Let's cut to the story before he hurts...

(BOOM!!!!!!!)

Hiro: (Looks)......Cut to the story.

Striker: (Busted) DON'T SUE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Striker: "Where's the question? Let's go" Striker jumps through.

Ruby: "He doesn't even know what's beyond it. What if something horrible... god, what a moron."

From beyond the portal "Hey"

Hiro: "Well I guess we should follow him."

Everyone else goes through.

Zelda is naked and giving Link a sponge bath.

Kanpeki starts setting up a video camera.

Hiro: "Whoa." Eyes really wide.

Ruby: "Hiro, look away. You know that's rude. Stop looking." Claws at Hiro's face.

Striker: "Dude, how are you gonna get the tape of this?"

Kanpeki looks away from the camera at Striker: "Hmm? Oh, direct feed to my computer."

Striker: Gimme a copy when we get back!

Kanpeki: No!

Striker: Fuck you.

Luccia: "Is this what they call foreplay?"

Striker: "oh, we'd better get out of here."

Everyone rushes through the portal.

Ruby: "God now where are we? How many alternate universes are there?"

Striker: "Actually these are various animes and games me and Kanpeki have watched and played. Alternate Universe is a fanfic I wrote but..."

Ruby, Luccia, and Hiro: "What's a fanfic?"

Striker "Never mind. Hmmm, looks like Digimon season 2."

Striker spots Demiveemon (known as Chibimon in japan, just encase) runs up and hugs him: "Chibimon, Chibimon, Chibimon." looks at the others, they sweatdrop.

Striker: "Hey I can act stupid too."

Ruby: "we didn't say any..."

Striker: "Fuck you."

Striker notices all the digidestined looking at him like he's insane

Chibimon: "Let go of me."

Striker drops Chibimon and runs up to Sora and bitch slaps her: "Bitch"

(Note: Kanpeki does not approve of the hitting of girls who haven't done anything to you or someone you care about. Striker: I care about Tai though. Kanpeki thwaps Striker. Kanpeki: Someone you know moron.)

Sora: "Oww."

Kanpeki: "Three seconds you bastard"

Striker: "Oh.... shit"

Runs like fuck to get away.

Kanpeki: "3...2...1..." runs and pulls out a short sword. "Apologize you asshole.

Striker: "Nevah!"

Kanpeki catches up and bashes Striker down with the flat of the blade.

Kanpeki puts away the sword: "Now go apologize."

Striker: "Nev... okay. Hey how'd you do that?"

Kanpeki: "Lesser mind control. Now go apologize."

Striker: "Asshole." Gets up and walks back over to Sora. "I am so....urgh..ugh... agh.. Damn Kanpeki." Pulls out a gun and points it at his head "I'll blow my brains out before I apologize."

Kanpeki shrugs: "Kay."

Striker pauses, then shoots Kanpeki in the chest, then his jaw drops.

Kanpeki: "You shot me. Anybody have a bandage? I ran out."

Striker: "I hate RPG's."

Kanpeki: "Shutup and apologize."

Striker: "I'm sorry...you're a bi....eautiful girl. Damnit!"

Kanpeki laughs. "Let's go"

Luccia: "How do you have mind control Kanpeki?"

Kanpeki shrugs.

Striker: "Go ahead of me."

Everyone else but Striker goes through the next portal.

Striker turns to Sora: "You're still a b...eautiful girl. Damnit stop that Kanpeki."

Laughter is heard.

Striker goes through the portal.

Tai: "What was that about?"

Sora: "I think it somehow had to do with our threesome with Matt."

Tai: "Sorry about not paying much attention to you."

Sora: "That's alright."

Back to the morons

Hiro: "Now where the hell are we?"

Kanpeki: "Looks like Megaman."

Boomman: "Hahaha, I am Boomman."

Striker: "Do you blow shit up?"

Boomman: "Um, no. I go "Boom, man"."

Striker: "Uh-huh."

Flapjackman: "I am Flapjackman. Want a Flapjack?"

Striker: "Okay. We're in the world of stupidass Megaman robots."

Luccia is eating a flapjack "mmmm."

Kanpeki: "I'll go set out a table."

Zoomman comes in: "I am Zoomman."

Striker: "And you're fast?"

Zoomman: "No. I go "Zoom, zoom, zoom."

Striker: "Oh god stop, I hate that commercial."

Kanpeki kicks Zoomman- Special Matrix effects and then Zoomman flies away and disappears with a starshine and ping soundeffect."

Kanpeki: "I've set out a table, lets eat."

[Everyone eats flapjacks. Hp & MP restored.]

Kanpeki: "Who the hell does that?"

Striker: "Let's go."

Shinyman comes in. "Hold, I am Shinyman,"

All: "ooh shiny."

Striker: "I'm getting tired of these things."

Striker raises his arms "Combustion!!"

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!

Shinyman get's blown the FUCK to pieces."

Kanpeki: "You destroyed the shiny thing!"

Striker points at the ground "look a quarter."

Kanpeki: "oooh shiny" picks up the quarter

Hiro tries to touch the quarter, Kanpeki slaps his hand away.

Striker pockets a piece of Shinyman "hehehe. Okay then, let's go,"

Next Chapter_ Kanpeki is fucked up

Kanpeki is blown into a steel container. There is now a dent in the container.

Yeah how'd you like adventures?

I'm sorry I can't get them up sooner but I don't like typing. I have em written down somewhere. Please review and if you want em up. pressure me.