Hellohellohello!!!!!!!!! I'm back again for another chapter!!! Does the suspense kill you?! Well, you will have to wait no more. Here's chapter 7!!!!! ^_^

Chapter 7

"Okay, we need a plan," said Konoe. "I'm sure all of you want a piece of Razius."
"Yes!!" the Shinigami agreed.
Once Enma had been back to normal, the Shinigami were freed. Everyone fiercely apologized to them. Not that it helped, but it was a start. Especially after Shinigami made some demands. Like not having a restriction of how much money to spend in the land of the living.
"Well, Razius said he was hiding somewhere," said Tatsumi. "And I doubt it's here."
"There isn't much you can do, Tatsumi," said Konoe. "You are injured, after all."
"I'll be fine. I can still use my shadow skill."
Tsuzuki stood up. "I'll take him out!! Me and Hisoka'll-" he turned as he spoke.
Hisoka was gagged and tied up. Yuma and Saya were next to him, tying light purple and light pink ribbons in his hair.
"Tie that one there-"
"Ooh, almost got a knot-"
"What soft hair-"
"I could do this for hours-"
"MMMMMMMMPH!!!!!!!!!!!" Hisoka screamed into the gag.
"Well, he does look cute," observed Wakaba.
Terazuma didn't say anything, but it was obvious he was trying not to laugh.
"Uh, girls?" asked Konoe. "Please let him go. We're-"
Suddenly, the door slammed open. Watari pranced in, holding a test tube. He was grinning wickedly. "I've got it!!!!"
"Got what?" asked Tatsumi.
"My gender-switching potion!! One sip and you've switched your gender!!"
"I ain't trying it," said Tsuzuki. "The last time, I was turned into a kid!! And then invisible!!"
"Oh, don't fret!!!! I've already chosen the guinea pig!!" he pointed straight at Tatsumi. "You!!!!"
"No way!!!" said Tatsumi, and tried to get to his feet. But since he was injured, he didn't get very far.
"Just one sip!!!!" Watari bounded over and shoved the test tube into Tatsumi's mouth. Despite his struggles, some of the liquid went down his throat.
For long moments, everyone stared at a terrified Tatsumi. He didn't change.
"There must be a glitch," said Watari, a bit disappointed.
Tatsumi was more than pleased. "Oh thank-"
Suddenly, he was cut off. His neatly kept hair spilled down around his shoulders. His small eyes grew wide and round. And his chest expanded to a double-D, tearing his shirt.
"Holy shit," said Konoe.
"It worked!!!!!!!" cheered Watari.
"Give me an antidote!!!!!!!!!" screamed Tatsumi, his voice very feminine.
"Shit, I'm glad I'm not you!!" laughed Terazuma.
"Ooh, he's sooooooooo cute!!!!!!" squealed Yuma.
"He is!!!!!!!!! Let's tie blue and white ribbons in his hair!!!!!!!" said Saya.
Tatsumi's big eyes widened. He turned around and started running, screaming in his high-pitched way. Yuma and Saya chased him, waving blue and white ribbons.
Tsuzuki was untying Hisoka, but laughing hysterically at the same time. Hisoka looked relieved that the girls were gone.
"So the special word is 'thank'," said Watari. Suddenly, the same thing happened. His already long hair grew longer. His bright eyes became big and brighter. And his chest also expanded to a double-D, tearing his shirt.
"Don't tell me..." said Konoe.
"Well, I HAD to try it!!" said Watari, his voice high. "And it worked!!!!!!! It worked!!!!!!!!!!"
"Just go find an antidote!!!!!!!"
"Hold on!!!! Tsuzuki, try it!!!!"
"No thanks," said Tsuzuki. "Um, can we go back to business?"
"Sure," said Konoe. "Watari, go find that antidote!!"
"Okay!!!" Watari skipped out of the room.
"Now, back to what we were talking about. We need to find Razius right away. And we need to have someone look up info on him to see where he may be hiding."
"We'll do it," said Hisoka.
"Aww, Hisoka!!!!" complained Tsuzuki. "Do we gotta?"
"Yes. Watari is making an antidote, and Tatsumi is running for his life. Let's go."
"...Okay."
"We're counting on you," said Konoe.

Note: I know you get bored of my antics. But this chapter is far from over!!! This is just a warning: considering all of my other stuff (and I'm sorry to those who are deathly waiting for the two sequels to 'We Have no Shame'. My subordinate has writer's block!!!!! @_@) But I hope you can forgive us!!! Anyways, a pretty raunchy scene is coming up, so you have been warned!!!

Tsuzuki leaned against the chair, watching Hisoka typing on the computer. The boy was gonna tire himself at this rate.
"'Soka-chan, take a break," said Tsuzuki. "You'll collapse."
"We need to find Razius," said Hisoka. "Dammit, I can't find anything!!"
Tsuzuki stood up. He walked over to Hisoka and put his hands on his shoulders. "If you overdue it, you'll be very tired. Stop for a while."
"Tsuzuki-"
Tsuzuki stared down at his blonde head. He leaned down and pressed a kiss to the top of his head, inhaling the sweet scent.
"What-"
"Shh." He slowly lifted the boy from the chair and stood him on his feet. Hisoka looked confused and irritated, and Tsuzuki knew to wipe it all away. He leaned down and kissed the boy.
Hisoka gave in without realizing it. His mouth moved like silk over his, tempting him to open. He did, and Tsuzuki pressed his tongue into his mouth, savoring the heavenly taste.
They both were lost in the kiss. Hisoka pressed his hands to Tsuzuki's shoulders desperate to feel his bare flesh. Tsuzuki allowed a hand to trail down Hisoka back slowly and reach inside his shirt.
"Tsuzuki!!!!!!!!! Bon!!!!!!!!!!! You here?" the pitch was still high, but it was Watari.
Hisoka pulled away and sat back down. His face was flushed and his shirt was a mess. "Tsuzuki..."
"I'm sorry," said Tsuzuki. "It's just that...Razius is powerful. When we face him, we may not live. I want any moment with you, just in case it's our last, to be something we can think of. You know, give each other a piece of ourselves."
Hisoka didn't answer. Watari bounded in, and the pair's eyes bulged.
Watari was dressed in a long dress. His hair was in a braid, and he wore make-up on his face.
"Weren't you supposed to find an antidote?" asked Hisoka.
"I realized that it's much more fun like this!!!"
"Tell that to Tatsumi-san."
"Well, kachou wants to talk with everyone so let's go!!!"
"'Kay!!!!" said Tsuzuki. He followed Watari out.
Hisoka stood. His hand went to his mouth. "Give...a piece of ourselves..."


Okay, it wasn't all that raunchy, but you can forgive me...right? (dodges bricks thrown by TsuzukixHisoka fans) Well, that was comic and romance relief, and the next chapter will be serious!!!!! What about Tsuzuki and Hisoka, you ask? Well...it's a secret!!!! (dodges more bricks) Well, see ya next time!! Oh, and I'm trying my hardest to work on that sequel all by myself but it's hard. It'll be posted soon, I hope!!! ^_^