Duo and His Celery
Heero: Uh… Duo? Are you aware that you have celery up your nose?
Duo: Yeah, your point being?
Ash: May I ask the reason you have celery up your nose?
Duo: Ask away!
Wufei: To state it bluntly… why?!
Trowa: *whispers to Quatre* I'm not sure I really want to know the answer!
Duo: To keep it fresh, of course! Don't you guys shove things up your nose for freshness?
Heero: Not since I discovered a little invention called the refrigerator. But, we're not "special" like you.
Ash: *whispers to Heather* I wonder where else he shoves things.
Duo: Bring it on, Spandex Boy!!
Heero: You wanna piece of me, Braid Boy!! 'Cause if you do, it's already been broughted.
Duo: Leave my braid out of this! It has…unimaginable powers!
Heero: A lot like my Spandex, huh?
Duo: Twhat?!
Ash: Back to the matter of the celery, Gentlemen! Since when do you put food up your nose?
Duo: Since my nose became a vegetarian!
Trowa: That's just wrong on so many levels.
Duo: There are other benefits, such as when you munch on nostrilized food, it has a unique aftertaste.
Heather: Ewww…Duo! That's revoltingly grossarama!
Ash: Amen, sista girl!
Duo: *glances from Ash to Heather, and back to Ash* You two are sisters?!?! I never would have guessed that.
Wufei: *hits forehead with palm* Duo…
Duo: Speaking!
Wufei: Stop talking! The sound of your voice is giving me a migraine!
Duo: Screw you JellyBean!
Heero: You'd like that wouldn't ya Braid Boy!!
Duo: Allow me to reiterate myself: Bring it on Spandex Boy!! I can fight ya with both hands, and both feet, tied behind my back!!
Trowa: This I've gotta see. You and what army?
Duo: Me and this army! *pulls celery from nose, snot splatters the walls*
Ash: Okay, that clinches it! I'm scarred for life! And, you're making poor Quatre sick!!
Quatre: *clutches stomach in agony* Duo, you don't deserve to be a Gundam Pilot! You hentai, you're failure!
Duo: Insult the God of Death in that manner again Violin Man, and prepare to suffer my wrath!!
Heero: Duo, you're Catholic right?
Duo: Yuppert. What of it?
Ash: Well, isn't part of Catholicism believing in only one God?
Duo: Looks like you've done your homework on my faith.
Trowa: Isn't it blasphemy to consider yourself a god?
Duo: Ummm…I need to be alone with my celery now! LEAVE ME FOOLISH MORTALS!!
*All rise from their chairs, leaving the room without speaking further*
Oh, beautiful celery! I know that YOU understand me!
*lovingly strokes his celery*
Heero: Uh… Duo? Are you aware that you have celery up your nose?
Duo: Yeah, your point being?
Ash: May I ask the reason you have celery up your nose?
Duo: Ask away!
Wufei: To state it bluntly… why?!
Trowa: *whispers to Quatre* I'm not sure I really want to know the answer!
Duo: To keep it fresh, of course! Don't you guys shove things up your nose for freshness?
Heero: Not since I discovered a little invention called the refrigerator. But, we're not "special" like you.
Ash: *whispers to Heather* I wonder where else he shoves things.
Duo: Bring it on, Spandex Boy!!
Heero: You wanna piece of me, Braid Boy!! 'Cause if you do, it's already been broughted.
Duo: Leave my braid out of this! It has…unimaginable powers!
Heero: A lot like my Spandex, huh?
Duo: Twhat?!
Ash: Back to the matter of the celery, Gentlemen! Since when do you put food up your nose?
Duo: Since my nose became a vegetarian!
Trowa: That's just wrong on so many levels.
Duo: There are other benefits, such as when you munch on nostrilized food, it has a unique aftertaste.
Heather: Ewww…Duo! That's revoltingly grossarama!
Ash: Amen, sista girl!
Duo: *glances from Ash to Heather, and back to Ash* You two are sisters?!?! I never would have guessed that.
Wufei: *hits forehead with palm* Duo…
Duo: Speaking!
Wufei: Stop talking! The sound of your voice is giving me a migraine!
Duo: Screw you JellyBean!
Heero: You'd like that wouldn't ya Braid Boy!!
Duo: Allow me to reiterate myself: Bring it on Spandex Boy!! I can fight ya with both hands, and both feet, tied behind my back!!
Trowa: This I've gotta see. You and what army?
Duo: Me and this army! *pulls celery from nose, snot splatters the walls*
Ash: Okay, that clinches it! I'm scarred for life! And, you're making poor Quatre sick!!
Quatre: *clutches stomach in agony* Duo, you don't deserve to be a Gundam Pilot! You hentai, you're failure!
Duo: Insult the God of Death in that manner again Violin Man, and prepare to suffer my wrath!!
Heero: Duo, you're Catholic right?
Duo: Yuppert. What of it?
Ash: Well, isn't part of Catholicism believing in only one God?
Duo: Looks like you've done your homework on my faith.
Trowa: Isn't it blasphemy to consider yourself a god?
Duo: Ummm…I need to be alone with my celery now! LEAVE ME FOOLISH MORTALS!!
*All rise from their chairs, leaving the room without speaking further*
Oh, beautiful celery! I know that YOU understand me!
*lovingly strokes his celery*