A.N. Okay… I found this song fic the other night while going through some old papers in my "amine box". Actually, I found a lot of partially done fics. Oh my gawd!! More work for me!!! Yay!!

Anyways… I think that this is a really stupidly funny fic! Enjoy!!

Disclaimer: I don own Wufei, or the original song!!

Wufei's Rap

::Wufei, clad in baggy clothes, struts from behind the curtain, blinking in the spotlight. ::

::As if on cue, the theme music of "Gangsters Paradise" blasts from the auditorium's speakers::

./`As I walk though this life with the Bringers of Death,

I take a look at myself, and realize there's nothing left!

Even my partners think that my mind is gone

Me being treated like the foe?

You know that's unjust!

You better watch out—what you talkin', where you walkin',

Or you and your "homies" might be blown to dust!

I really hate this trip,

But I gotta win.

To be able to look myself in the face again!

FOOL!

I'm the kinda "G" little homies wanna be.

They think I'm one bad dog,

Saying my prayers to the ancient gods!!

Been spending most my life, living in a warrior's paradise,

Keep spending most our lives, living in a warrior's paradise.

Look at the situation they got me facin'

I can't live a normal life,

I was trained by Master O

So they gotta be down with the G-boy team

Too many diplomatic missions,

Got me chasin' dreams.

I'm an educated fool

With killin' on my mind

Got my detonator in my hand

And a gleam in my eye

I'm a loped out terrorist

The Solitary Dragon

And my homies is down.

Hop into the justice wagon.

FOOL!

Death ain't nothin' but a heartbeat away

I'm livin' life do or die

What can I say?

I'm fifteen, may never live to see sixteen,

They way things is goin'

If you know what I mean.

Tell me why are we so blind to see

That the ones we hurt

Are you and me?

Power and the Dragon

Dragon and the Power

Minute after minute

Hour after hour

Everybody's runnin' but half of

Them ain't lookin'

What's goin' on in the base

I never know what they are plannin'

They say I gotta learn but

Nobody's gonna teach me

If they don't understand

How can they reach me?

I guess they can't

I guess they won't

I guess they front

That's why my life is out of luck

FOOL!