Duo's Profession of Love

Duo: Heero, I love you Man!

Heero: *busily cleaning gun* You, and the rest of the universe.

Duo: *lounges seductively on edge of desk* No, I really love you!

Heero: *still intent on completing his task* Thanks for the vote of confidence, Duo. That means a lot to me.

Duo: No! I REALLY love you!!

Heero: *points down gun to stare at Duo* As a friend?

Duo: No, the other way.

Heero: As a brother?

Duo: No, the other way!

Heero: As the person who randomly gives you money, so you can go on shopping sprees?

Duo: No, the OTHER way!!!!!!!

Heero: Not the "shopping spree" way?

Duo: *shakes head, his braid slaps him in the face*

Heero: *sighs* Why do I even bother? *walks away*

Duo: Bu… Heero!

*Silence*

Duo: I didn't say shopping sprees were a bad thing!