We headed to the arena, Jeff and me sitting in the front. Matt and Amy sat
in the backseat. Jeff was driving but he was paying me more attention then
he was the road.
"Jeff?"
"Yeah, bro?"
"Mind keeping your eyes on the road instead of on Jacy?"
"He's right you know. If you turn to look at me again, I'll kiss Jay!" I said, knowing that it would annoying him.
"You wouldn't!" He cried turning to look at me.
"You just did it again!"
"Sorry!" He cried, turning back to the road. "Please don't kiss Jay, baby! I promise I won't do it again!"
"Too late!" I said, messing with him.
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
"Jay!" I yelled when I spotted him and Adam making their way to the waiting area, where we were waiting for our cue to go to the ring. I ran over and kissed him long and hard. He just stood there looking confused. Jeff started to pout as Matt laughed his head off.
"Hey! Not fair! She's my girlfriend!" Jeff shouted.
"I told'ya to pay attention to the road!" I yelled coming back to Jeff's side.
"Did I miss something?" Jay asked, confused.
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
NO CHANCE… Vince McMahon's music played as he made his way to the ring.
"Now that the Alliance has been destroyed. I would like to call my children, Shane and Stephanie to the ring, right here to this very ring, tonight on RAW. I would also like to call my business partner, Ric Flair to the ring as well." I watched from the back as my friends went to the ring. "As you know, Stephanie, Shane. You two are not my only children." He announced as gasps and shouts surrounded the arena, Steph had a look of disbelief on her face. "Your sister, my precious adopted daughter has returned from Tokyo. That's right, Jacy McMahon has come back!" CLICK CLICK BOOM! Saliva blared into the speakers as I took a deep breath and walked out to the stage. I stopped for a second and continued down the ramp and into the ring. There, I struck my ritual pose as cameras flashed from all over the arena.
"Hello, Steph. Miss me?" I asked in an icy voice.
"This isn't true! You aren't back!" She started to yell.
"Face the facts! I'm back and there isn't anything you can do! Think you were so smart to talk daddy and mom into sending me to Japan, didn't you? Send 4 year old Jacy to boarding school in Japan so you can be Daddy's little girl. So you could be the Billion-Dollar Princess. Thought you would never see me again, did you?" I yelled into the microphone I was holding. "Well, you've never been so wrong in your life!"
"Daddy's Favorite Princess is home! And the McMahon name will live on in sports-entertainment! See, I don't have a 50-50 partner, because, Nature Boy, you forgot about my special little girl." He said, putting his arms around me.
"Don't touch me!" I screamed, shoving him away. "I'm your favorite and yet I never saw you and never heard from you and you left me in Japan!"
"Princess, I was just protecting you…"
"From what? I'm 23! I'm not a little girl. I couldn't even come back to America! You never sent me money except for the things that were absolutely necessary!"
"It doesn't matter! You're here now. Let me finish what I was saying to my partner here. You were correct to think that I gave 50% of my stocks to the kids, because I did. 12 percent to Stephanie, 13 percent to Shane, and 25 percent to Jacy. You, my friend, only own 25% of my company! I have more say in the WWF then you ever will!" He finished as the three looked on in astonishment.
"If what you say is true, then I own ¼ of the WWF." I repeated.
"That's right!"
"Then I could sell to Flair." I stated to see what his reaction would be.
"But, b-but, you wouldn't do that to your dear old dad." He stammered.
"You're right. I wouldn't. Because if I did, then Stephanie would win. And that will never happen." I said. I dropped the mic and left the ring.
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
"You did great!" Jeff yelled as I got backstage. He pulled me into a big hug.
"Thanks, babe. We gotta go. We still have to shoot that thing."
"Yeah!"
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
I stood there, waiting for the signal to walk on screen for the promo. The camera guy gave the signal and I threw the door open.
"Old man, I've some rules that I want instated!" I shouted, slamming some papers onto Vince's desk. "First, I want to be able to make matches. I want to wrestle. And I don't follow orders from anyone!"
"That's great, but I mean, you aren't the commissioner. You have to follow him."
"Wrong! He follows me. Moms gave me permission to hire the new commissioner, since Foley quit. The Commish follows orders from me and the wrestlers follow my rules as well."
"Well,…"
"Take it or I sell." I threatened.
"Done."
"Good." I said, leaving the room. I walked down the halls, still in mid- promo. I spotted the Hardyz discussing plans to obliterate the Dudleys. "Hello, boys." I said, stopping to greet them. "Jacy McMahon." I said, holding my hand out to them.
"Matt Hardy and my brother, Jeff." Matt said, shaking my hands.
"I'm Lita." Amy said, latching herself onto Matt. "Do you mind? We're sorta strategizing."
"Not at all. I'll leave you alone. Bye, Matt. Bye cutie." I said, running my fingers down Jeff's arm as I turned to leave.
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
Again, I stood behind the curtain, waiting for my music so I could make my way to the ring. CLICK CLICK BOOM! The song blasted through the arena. I walked down the ramp as the fans cheered me on.
"Hello everyone. As you know, I am here to announce the new WWF Commissioner. So…" I never finished because Stacy K. (Duchess of Dudleyville) came down the ramp and interrupted me.
"Look sweetheart. You may be Vinnie Mac's daughter, but the wrestlers are my territories. My men. You don't ever touch Jeff Hardy again."
"Funny. I didn't see your name on him anywhere."
"Doesn't matter. He's my man!"
"Whatever. Anyway, the new, but old Commissioner is Shawn Michaels! The Heartbreak Kid!" I revealed. The crowd got on its feet as HBK came down to the ring. As I was greeting him, Stacy attacked me. I flipped her over my back and out of the ring where she landed on her back. "I'll see you in the ring tonight!"
"Jeff?"
"Yeah, bro?"
"Mind keeping your eyes on the road instead of on Jacy?"
"He's right you know. If you turn to look at me again, I'll kiss Jay!" I said, knowing that it would annoying him.
"You wouldn't!" He cried turning to look at me.
"You just did it again!"
"Sorry!" He cried, turning back to the road. "Please don't kiss Jay, baby! I promise I won't do it again!"
"Too late!" I said, messing with him.
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
"Jay!" I yelled when I spotted him and Adam making their way to the waiting area, where we were waiting for our cue to go to the ring. I ran over and kissed him long and hard. He just stood there looking confused. Jeff started to pout as Matt laughed his head off.
"Hey! Not fair! She's my girlfriend!" Jeff shouted.
"I told'ya to pay attention to the road!" I yelled coming back to Jeff's side.
"Did I miss something?" Jay asked, confused.
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
NO CHANCE… Vince McMahon's music played as he made his way to the ring.
"Now that the Alliance has been destroyed. I would like to call my children, Shane and Stephanie to the ring, right here to this very ring, tonight on RAW. I would also like to call my business partner, Ric Flair to the ring as well." I watched from the back as my friends went to the ring. "As you know, Stephanie, Shane. You two are not my only children." He announced as gasps and shouts surrounded the arena, Steph had a look of disbelief on her face. "Your sister, my precious adopted daughter has returned from Tokyo. That's right, Jacy McMahon has come back!" CLICK CLICK BOOM! Saliva blared into the speakers as I took a deep breath and walked out to the stage. I stopped for a second and continued down the ramp and into the ring. There, I struck my ritual pose as cameras flashed from all over the arena.
"Hello, Steph. Miss me?" I asked in an icy voice.
"This isn't true! You aren't back!" She started to yell.
"Face the facts! I'm back and there isn't anything you can do! Think you were so smart to talk daddy and mom into sending me to Japan, didn't you? Send 4 year old Jacy to boarding school in Japan so you can be Daddy's little girl. So you could be the Billion-Dollar Princess. Thought you would never see me again, did you?" I yelled into the microphone I was holding. "Well, you've never been so wrong in your life!"
"Daddy's Favorite Princess is home! And the McMahon name will live on in sports-entertainment! See, I don't have a 50-50 partner, because, Nature Boy, you forgot about my special little girl." He said, putting his arms around me.
"Don't touch me!" I screamed, shoving him away. "I'm your favorite and yet I never saw you and never heard from you and you left me in Japan!"
"Princess, I was just protecting you…"
"From what? I'm 23! I'm not a little girl. I couldn't even come back to America! You never sent me money except for the things that were absolutely necessary!"
"It doesn't matter! You're here now. Let me finish what I was saying to my partner here. You were correct to think that I gave 50% of my stocks to the kids, because I did. 12 percent to Stephanie, 13 percent to Shane, and 25 percent to Jacy. You, my friend, only own 25% of my company! I have more say in the WWF then you ever will!" He finished as the three looked on in astonishment.
"If what you say is true, then I own ¼ of the WWF." I repeated.
"That's right!"
"Then I could sell to Flair." I stated to see what his reaction would be.
"But, b-but, you wouldn't do that to your dear old dad." He stammered.
"You're right. I wouldn't. Because if I did, then Stephanie would win. And that will never happen." I said. I dropped the mic and left the ring.
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
"You did great!" Jeff yelled as I got backstage. He pulled me into a big hug.
"Thanks, babe. We gotta go. We still have to shoot that thing."
"Yeah!"
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
I stood there, waiting for the signal to walk on screen for the promo. The camera guy gave the signal and I threw the door open.
"Old man, I've some rules that I want instated!" I shouted, slamming some papers onto Vince's desk. "First, I want to be able to make matches. I want to wrestle. And I don't follow orders from anyone!"
"That's great, but I mean, you aren't the commissioner. You have to follow him."
"Wrong! He follows me. Moms gave me permission to hire the new commissioner, since Foley quit. The Commish follows orders from me and the wrestlers follow my rules as well."
"Well,…"
"Take it or I sell." I threatened.
"Done."
"Good." I said, leaving the room. I walked down the halls, still in mid- promo. I spotted the Hardyz discussing plans to obliterate the Dudleys. "Hello, boys." I said, stopping to greet them. "Jacy McMahon." I said, holding my hand out to them.
"Matt Hardy and my brother, Jeff." Matt said, shaking my hands.
"I'm Lita." Amy said, latching herself onto Matt. "Do you mind? We're sorta strategizing."
"Not at all. I'll leave you alone. Bye, Matt. Bye cutie." I said, running my fingers down Jeff's arm as I turned to leave.
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
Again, I stood behind the curtain, waiting for my music so I could make my way to the ring. CLICK CLICK BOOM! The song blasted through the arena. I walked down the ramp as the fans cheered me on.
"Hello everyone. As you know, I am here to announce the new WWF Commissioner. So…" I never finished because Stacy K. (Duchess of Dudleyville) came down the ramp and interrupted me.
"Look sweetheart. You may be Vinnie Mac's daughter, but the wrestlers are my territories. My men. You don't ever touch Jeff Hardy again."
"Funny. I didn't see your name on him anywhere."
"Doesn't matter. He's my man!"
"Whatever. Anyway, the new, but old Commissioner is Shawn Michaels! The Heartbreak Kid!" I revealed. The crowd got on its feet as HBK came down to the ring. As I was greeting him, Stacy attacked me. I flipped her over my back and out of the ring where she landed on her back. "I'll see you in the ring tonight!"